Chapter 122 You are not afraid of infection after using the aunt's towel from 1.2 million years ago?
"Chapter of the Guardian?" Lin Ling was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his delicate face, "What is that? The latest flirting prop? And can you speak more coherently? It sounds like this.
I think the signal in my ears is not good and I need to switch to a mobile one.”
"The incoherence... is because... the... absolute... distance between us is too... far..." The voice of the suspected evil god was still the same, as if there was no change in the phone with extremely poor signal, "Except...
...Unless...I can...break...the seal...otherwise...I can only...be like...like now..."
Lin Ling had already found a chair and sat down and began to pick his ears: "Okay, I will reluctantly filter what you said with my own filter. The filter is starting, 10%...20%...50%...
90%...100%, loading completed..."
"Actually, the Chapter of the Guardian was created by twelve pretty good little guys after the period you call the ancient times..." The voice continued.
Shuangyue was simply stunned: "Emma! Is it possible to listen with a filter like this?! How did you do it?!"
Lin Ling raised his chin: "This is not simple. Just like when ordinary people are sitting in a carriage and feel the vibrations of the carriage, as long as their body vibrates with the carriage, they will not feel the vibrations. Since he speaks intermittently, I only need to listen intermittently.
Okay~"
Shuangyue was even more dumbfounded: "So this works?! How is this done?! And the shock-absorbing method is not something normal people would use!"
"Just because you can't do it doesn't mean your master can't do it." Lin Ling curled his lips and sneered, "And even if that method can't absorb shocks, it can still prevent pregnancy. Shocks can cause miscarriage. It's all natural and pollution-free, dear.
~”
Shuangyue: "..."
"The way you talk reminds me of a person." Comrade Evil God was silent for a moment and continued, "But I have been sealed for so long that I have completely forgotten many things. Now I only remember that that person is very annoying.
Feel……"
Lin Ling's eyes lit up immediately after hearing this: "Was there such a person with lofty ideals in ancient times?! If he is still alive, I will fight him three times!"
"Master...your words are misleading in many ways..." Shuangyue sighed and decided not to argue with his master about which god created 'logic'. "Speaking of which, even in ancient times,
There are people like that. Isn't that just a mental patient like the master?"
"Are you discriminating against mental illness?!" Lin Ling raised his eyebrows.
"No, no."
"Tsk, sometimes yes, sometimes not, it's really a mental illness."
Shuangyue: "..." You are the least qualified to say this!
Fortunately, Lin Ling returned his attention to the evil god again and did not dwell on this place any longer, which made Shuangyue breathe a little relieved.
"As for the Chapter of the Guardian..." The evil god's voice paused for a long time. Then he continued, "That thing is in your hand."
On hand?!
Lin Ling raised his hand and looked at it carefully.
It can be said that my own hands account for at least half of the Golden Finger Kung Fu. They are far whiter and smoother than the hands of ordinary men, but they are also wider and more conspicuous than the palms of women.
Then he fixed his gaze on the ring on his finger.
"Are you talking about this Elf Envoy Emblem?! When did this thing have such an amazing function? Is it an automatic upgrade in the online background?!"
Probably because he didn't understand what Lin Ling was talking about, the evil god was silent for three seconds before continuing to answer: "Yes. That's it. After I was sealed for many years, specifically about one hundred and twenty
Tens of thousands of years later, twelve relatively good young people created this ring. I don't know its specific function, but it is connected to the earth's veins of the Star-Moon Continent. All the driving methods are the same.
"
1.2 million years?!
Even Lin Ling couldn't help but gasped at this, and squeezed Shuang Yue beside him with one hand until it hurt. It seems like these days are too long, right?!
The end of the ancient era has only taken tens of thousands of years, 1.2 million years. Is the entire ancient era such a long time?!
Although Shuangyue was extremely painful from being pinched by Lin Ling, many broken memories flashed through her mind, and she was also shocked for a while.
For her, she cannot remember many past memories. However, due to the gradual increase in the number of exchanges with Lin Ling's bodily fluids, her memory is gradually recovering with her cultivation. There seems to be a vague feeling that
Even the entire ancient era does not seem to be as long as 1.2 million years.
So, the suspected evil god in front of us comes from other than myths and legends, there is almost no data to support it... the ancient times?!
Shuangyue can't remember this, Lin Ling can't explain it, Tialuka can't think about it, and Josina has never thought about it... So for everyone, there is no answer for the time being.
Lin Ling thought for a while and tilted his head and asked: "Can you give me some practical ways to use it?! For example, a super solidifying magic that kills the supreme level in one blow?! Or something like a powerful initiation to directly upgrade your cultivation to the star level?
of?!"
"There is no such way of use, so stop talking nonsense." Comrade Evil God's thinking seemed to have become much clearer under Lin Ling's pressure, "It is not good to daydream. The function of this ring itself is just a key, but if you
If you find the thing that it can open...the existence that can connect the source of the entire earth line must not be a simple existence - this is the same even in my time."
"You've been talking for so long just to tell me that this thing is more than just an elf emblem, but in fact you still haven't told me anything. Aren't you cheating? Believe it or not, I'll take advantage of you before I break the seal.
, report your matter to the big forces in the Elf House of Star-Moon Temple, I believe they will definitely be interested in a living ancient evil god. Maybe you can get some opportunities after the dissection is completed?"
Lin Ling snorted coldly and remained unmoved.
Although what the other party said seemed to make sense. He let himself know that the ring on his hand, which had been used since the first appearance, was not just one ring, but it was definitely not two rings.
No matter how good a thing is, there must be a way to use it. Just like an adventurer who pursues profits will do so on the premise of preserving his life - but now this thing has nothing but a name that sounds more arrogant and cool.
Any changes, neither strengthening +13 nor smelting + dual attributes, all in all it is essentially useless.
This time, the evil god's voice did not remain silent for long before he spoke: "Although I don't know the specific method of use, I can teach you a method of burning life energy to activate it for a period of time. The main effect should be to add a
Strong defense."
Burning life energy? It is also commonly known as seed explosion. This thing is still very skillful. For Lin Ling, it is not a big deal to explode seeds at special times. But if the seed explosion is not good, the result will definitely be nothing.
Good ending - Life energy, a thing related to lifespan, can be burned as long as it can be burned?!
"Well, tell me, how many years of life will it take to defend against a star-level attack?"
Comrade Evil God replied: "It takes about fifty years to block a blow."
"Damn, are you fucking kidding me?!"
You must know that before your cultivation reaches the star level, cultivation can only slightly extend your life. A lifespan of 150 years at the ninth level peak is already considered longevity - after all, the star level is the real transformation of the body. Although the body could also be used before.
It becomes stronger as one's cultivation level increases, but in essence it is still a mortal body.
He is now fifteen years and three months old. Even if he is young and strong and can live for one hundred and fifty years, this thing can only burn three times, and if it burns out for the third time, it will really burn him together.
After playing, you don’t even have your life anymore, why are you still playing with your eggs...
"Are you sure you're not making an international joke with me?! What's the use of such a joke that lasts for fifty years? It's better to feed the dogs! Hmm...?"
This time there was no one...oh, no paparazzi complained. Lin Ling suddenly looked around.
"That's not right, where did Sha Na and the paparazzi go?!"
The evil god's voice echoed slowly: "That human girl contains strong star power, which has a great influence on my state. So I didn't teleport her in. As for the soul body of the three-headed hell dog, I didn't.
But it swallowed part of my power before, so now I happen to not have enough power to break away from the seal, and even if it comes, I can’t get it back, so is it okay if I don’t like it?”
"Oh, that's no problem. I'm actually very unhappy with that paparazzi." Lin Ling nodded, "Then back to the topic, can you explain how you treat weaklings like me who only have a lifespan of 150 years?
Can you explain what the use of this thing of yours is? Do you have to wait until you reach the star level before you can use it? At that time, my own defense will be able to withstand the star level, what a fool!"
"No, your life source level is sufficient, and your current lifespan is about 1,500 years."
Lin Ling didn't speak for three seconds, and then he said again: "Are you fucking kidding me again?!"
"I don't have time to tease you." The evil god shook his head (although he couldn't see it, but it was probably like this), "You are at a different level of life than the people I can find now. If you reach the level of human cultivation, if
If I’m not wrong, you should be able to easily challenge the next level, right?”
"That's right." Lin Ling nodded, "It's true, but you said it has something to do with the egg? Believe it or not, I will feed it to the dog again?!"
"That's right. You can leapfrog the challenge. In addition to your own ability to use elves and holy weapons... Well, you are a man, how can you contract an elf?!"
Before Lin Ling could roll his eyes anxiously, Comrade Evil God continued: "Oh, yes, you have the mark recognized by that guy. You have a weird talent, so it's not surprising that you can become an elf envoy. Let's get back to the topic, you
The reason for being able to leapfrog the challenge..."
"Because I'm crazy?!"
"Even if you were hoisted a hundred times bigger, you still wouldn't be able to blow up!" the voice replied angrily, "Part of the reason is the sharing of abilities brought to you by the Saint Weapon User and the Elf User, as well as your own combat awareness and skills, but
What's more important is a difference in life level. You current cultivators are lost due to... I forgot... so the path of cultivation is getting more and more difficult, especially for this reason. You have no cultivation level, and your life level cannot
The combat power you exert and your lifespan are even more pitiful. But you are different. Your life level has definitely reached the realm of human cultivation, so your current lifespan is at least 1,500 years, which is enough for you to burn your life.
Feeling more energetic."
Lin Ling nodded: "Okay. But before making the transaction, you have to tell me what exactly you need us to do? Don't tell me that you, the evil god sealed by the ancient power, did this because you have good intentions and want to inspire destined people to benefit the world.
Yes? Do you dare to say that? Do you believe I will send you to feed the dogs?!"
Shuangyue on the side couldn't help but cover her face: "Master, you've had enough... Why are you still feeding the dog this joke... It's been three or four days!"
"This is called a good meme classic that never fails!"
"But this meme is not classic at all!"
"I need... you to help me retrieve something." The evil god spoke again.
"What?"
"The suppressed... menstrual post located under the Holy Spirit Mountain!"
Then there was an eerie silence.
“…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… In view of the fact that there are too many ellipses in front of
I won't continue to be silent." Lin Ling finally decided to ask. "What do you want?!"
"Menstruation posts."
"Holy shit! Holy Spirit Mountain is a ruin right now. You just ask me to dig a hole. What the hell are you asking me to find a aunt's scarf from 1.2 million years ago?! Are you sure you still have it?"
Do you have any moral integrity?!"
The evil god's voice seemed particularly unhappy: "It's definitely too far away. You just missed a few words. It's an invitation from the Ming Yue Bible. Your contract elf is right when he says you're a psychopath... It's really expensive to communicate with you.
Twice the mental strength.”
He repeated it again, and this time he finally said the complete noun, which made Shuangyue breathe a sigh of relief for some reason.
"Oh, what does this thing look like? And are you sure this thing will still be there without being poached after 1.2 million years?"
The hoarse evil god sighed inexplicably: "I don't know either. But if you can see it when you get there, you will be able to recognize it instantly. If it is not there... then there is nothing I can do about it.
Already."
"What's that thing for? You still want to use the aunt's towel from 1.2 million years ago... Let's not talk about how you, a man, can use the aunt's towel? Could it be the uncle's towel? In short, if you put it away like that
Jiu Xin was all infected by bacteria and viruses, and then he became the first evil god in history to die from multiple complications. That would really go down in history."
"Okay, get out of here!" The evil god's voice finally didn't have much patience, and a beam of light penetrated Lin Ling's mind, "My current awakening is only temporary. The seal is only weakened, and there is still a long way to go before I break the seal.
Unless you find an invitation from the Ming Yue Bible, this period will be long enough for you to die of old age... No, maybe you won't have this opportunity before then... Let's go, let's go... there's not much time..."
After Lin Ling and others left for a long time, there was a long sigh: "The stars are dim. The Emperor's star is about to fall, and the catastrophe is coming again... Maybe something will happen in the God's Domain again...
In the ancient times, there were natural disasters. In the ancient times, there were earth changes. In the ancient times, there were man-made disasters...and what will happen next..."
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Lin Ling and others were thrown out in confusion. Monk Zhang Er was completely confused.
But since Lin Ling couldn't figure it out, he didn't think much about it. Instead, he waved to Shana who looked anxious: "Let's go~"
"Hey, hey, where did you go just now? I'm so worried, do you know?" The girl complained dissatisfiedly.
"Tsk, you are obviously in good health and living very well now, but you actually pretended that you were going to die soon to deceive sympathy. Tell me honestly, what are your intentions!"
"Hey, that's not what I meant!"
Just when a few people were noisily preparing to leave in front of the magic light pillar soaring into the sky, a violent wave of magic power suddenly enveloped the entire Wangdu Saipaang.
This magical power is not as huge and pure as the evil god's power that is still gushing out, but it has unparalleled power, far exceeding the ninth level, exceeding the star level, this is... the holy realm level!
This magical power contains a power that shocks the mind, making people's souls unable to think of any resistance under its suppression.
The huge and terrifying sacred magic enveloped the entire royal city of Sepaang, causing the joyful people who had just recovered from the turmoil to fall into fear again.
Because this magical power, unlike the previous evil god's power that was evil but had no tendency to attack, contained a strong killing intent that made people tremble, descended from the sky and enveloped everyone's heart.
At the end of the sky, a figure moves from far to near, getting bigger and bigger in the sky. It is obviously the holy realm level that is flying quickly towards Sepaang from nowhere.
Lin Ling couldn't help but frowned. He had a bad feeling in his heart. He was about to run away when he heard an angry voice coming down from the sky and ringing in everyone's ears. It was shocking at the same time.
It even seems to have a thought of surrendering to the ears:
"Sword God Realm, I came here under the order of the Saint, just to kill foreign enemies and other people, please get out of the way!!"
Almost at the same time as those words fell, Lin Ling felt that there was an extremely huge murderous intention targeting him.
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