Chapter 147: Since ancient times, there have been many idiots
First let's calculate such a set of data.
How many people are there in the elves? Judging from the size of this ancestral land, plus the number of elves who have not returned home, it is conservatively estimated to be about five to six million.
Don't think that five or six hundred thousand is a lot. Even if the elves have a long lifespan, they still have to exclude the elderly and children.
Yes, you read that right. Even those who are as powerful as the elves still have old people and children who are not very powerful. Although the way this race breeds offspring is fundamentally different from that of other races, as long as it is life, it is inevitable to have powerful people.
There is weakness.
The first is the elven children who have just been born. These ordinary bodies have not grown to the point where they can accept the inheritance of power, so they can be excluded.
Even if the old people's cultivation is not reduced, after all, they are old and frail, and their qi and blood are weak, which will affect their strength to a certain extent. What's more important is that the old people usually have spouses.
Apart from these, the number of elves who truly have level seven or above strength is approximately over 400,000.
Although the combat power of more than 400,000 level 7 and above still seems terrifying, but if you consider the population of tens of billions of humans on the mainland alone... to be able to produce an elf envoy is simply a dog that has been gone for eighteen lifetimes.
Shit luck!
And more importantly, I don't know which soul calmly made the law, and elves can only contract with women...
As a result, many handsome elves were seduced by women outside...
Even though most women are conservative, after contracting a male elf, they will not contract a second one. The remaining male elves are really very few and hot...
Then, excluding some female elves and female elf envoys who like to polish mirrors, excluding the tribesmen who have been digested internally, and some tribesmen who cannot make contracts but are willing to stay outside, there are approximately one hundred thousand idiots in the elves...
...They range in age from thousands to tens of thousands of years old to teenagers and twenties...
In comparison, the Sacred Artifact Clan is much better off.
When a male elf like Locke appeared on the street, he naturally became a favorite in the eyes of passers-by. In the eyes of sluts, he was far more than a genuine alternative to cucumbers and bananas... Ordinary sluts simply couldn't control it.
"Your Excellency Lin Ling, you are joking." Locke smiled bitterly. This situation had not happened once or twice. He quickly pulled Lin Ling back into the store to avoid the limelight, "Let's get back to the topic."
"...I'm sorry, what is our main topic?"
"..." It turns out that this guy wasn't thinking about the topic for such a long time?!
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Lin Ling and others stayed in the hotel with the magical name of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau for three days. During these three days, there was no news from the top elf clan officials as if they were pebbles thrown into the sea.
But Lin Ling was not in a hurry. Since it was rare to come to the ancestral land of the elves, it was better for him to take a stroll first.
For example, he has obtained many good things in the past few days. It is estimated that even if they are used as cultural relics in future generations, they can be sold for a lot of money... At the same time, rumors of mysterious thieves have begun to spread in the area near the ancestral land of the elves.
gossip.
It is said that there is a super thief who always hides in the darkness. There is no place he can't go, and there is nothing he can't steal. As long as you are targeted by him, even if you are the supreme level, you will never be spared.
This mysterious thief appears and disappears. He is interested in both good and bad things, ranging from valuable Xuanhun crystals to even a pair of underwear. It has been recorded that even a pair of underwear has been stolen. It is still unclear what the purpose of his actions is.
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In the Industrial and Commercial Bureau Hotel, Wei Yin glared at Lin Ling, who was leaning on the sofa and enjoying his meal nonchalantly: "Bad guy! You must have stolen that pair of underwear!"
"Please, don't think of me as such a loser..." Lin Ling's mouth was full of food, so his words were a little unclear. Here we will directly filter and translate them, "Then
A pair of stolen underwear belongs to a man... what the hell does it have to do with me?!"
"You even want to steal men's underwear?!"
"Hey, hey, Miss Wei Yin, haven't you been allowed to meow like a cat for three days, and you feel like you're covered in lice and your skin is itchy, right?"
Seeing this scene, Shuangyue couldn't help but think of the miserable years when she first met Lin Ling, when she was forced to take off her underwear a hundred times all day long. Now that she thought about it, it turned out that even if she transcended time and space, this guy didn't have any perverted taste at all.
Changes...
"You pervert!" Lin Ling never spared any effort in cursing, but this young lady who was born in the world of the undead has not yet realized that she only curses like this a few times.
Everyone on the website was able to help her memorize it in order.
In Lin Ling's words, this is a sign of insufficient IQ. It is conservatively estimated that the IQ gap between Wei Yin and Tialuka will not exceed 3 points, but the best thing about the latter is that he is obedient. As for the former, it sounds good that he is full of arrogance.
I don’t even want to hear it… To put it crudely, it’s called lack of training…
"Thank you for the compliment." Lin Ling nodded with satisfaction, "Here, give me a cat."
Ouyin burst into tears on the spot: "You. If you dare to let me do this again, be careful, I will give up this body!"
The contract between the elf envoy and the elf has the soul as the core, but the body as the carrier. In other words, even if the elf's body is wiped out, as long as the soul exists, the contract will still exist. On the other hand, if a soul is replaced, the body will
If there is no change, then there is essentially no contract between the elf envoy and the elf, but the elf envoy's contract can affect that body...
Ouyin is in such a situation now. If she really makes her anxious, the eldest lady might just give up her body and soul and escape.
"You can try it~" Lin Ling said very lightly, "Be careful you will never find such a good body again~"
"You bad guy bullied me! Wuwuwu..."
At this time, Lin Ling had disappeared. Also disappearing with him were Dialuka and Yoshina. Of course, Lin Ling casually found an excuse to say that the teleportation contract with Ouyin was terminated. In fact, it was temporarily released.
Turn on control.
Since arriving in the ancient times, Lin Ling and Tiyaluka haven't gone shopping together for a long time. Now they are bringing a quiet Josina with them. At first glance, it turns out that they are a family of three, a couple going shopping with their children.
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"Master, that thing is so fun."
It was rare that her master took her out shopping, and there were no other people (not counting Josina), so the simple-minded girl quickly started to have fun.
At this moment, she was pointing at an automatic crystal doll on a stall not far away and kept shaking Lin Ling's arm.
In fact, the daily life of the elves is really not much different from that of ordinary human cities. It's just that the people setting up stalls in human cities may just be ordinary people with no cultivation, but you can do whatever you want here.
Just meet a master who is level 7 or above...Other than that, the only other characteristic is that there are more girls.
All kinds of dolls are sold at this stall. This crystal doll is the treasure of the stall. Xiaoya fell in love with it as soon as she saw it - Lin Ling estimated that she seemed to have become smaller after staying with Josina for a long time.
Is the child’s character good?
Anyway, it seems that when she first appeared, Tialuka was dressed in Tsing Yi. At first glance, people thought she was a sharp character. After getting along with her for a long time, she realized that she was actually a silly and cheerful girl, and now she was fighting for the sake of Lin Ling.
All the time outside is spent in a state of stupidity and joy...
The other dolls on the stall were also exquisitely made, and there were quite a few celebrities that Lin Ling could recognize, such as the leader of the Shuangyue clan, and the famous magician Ning Qing...
Hey, isn't Ning Qing a character from ancient times? Why has he appeared now? It's not good for an old man to pretend to be young and open a new account to tease children...
Hey, Ning Qing is actually a transvestite... It turns out that some people in this era also like this... It's really perverted...
Tialuka and Joshina were playing excitedly at the stall. The stall owner was a goblin - this is what everyone learned in the past two days. The ancestral land of the elves is not only a race of elves, but also the territory of the human race.
There is more than just one race in the human race. This goblin, whose age and gender can't be distinguished at all, doesn't care at all, and just happily watches the two girls, one big and one small, having fun.
Then Lin Ling suddenly blinked at him and quietly leaned into the goblin's ear: "Are there any naked people?"
Comrade Goblin was dumbfounded for a moment. Apparently he had never met anyone who dared to ask such a blatant question. The sales of his dolls have always been good, but... naked?! Please spare him! What if he is chased by some big shot?
What a joke! Although the lifespan of a goblin is longer than that of an average human being, he does not think he lives too long.
"Eh, no? What a pity..." Lin Ling curled his lips, with a look of someone in the late stages of mental illness...wrong, a look of regret, and casually helped Xiaoya buy the automatic crystal doll. "
I also hope there will be a naked version, a swimsuit version, a pajama version, a uniform version... I have a lot of figures to collect... I really don’t know how to do business.”
It wasn't until Lin Ling left with the young and old girls that the goblin slapped his head in annoyance: "Oh shit! Why didn't I think of that?!"
Then he closed the stall. As for the rest of the story, we only need to know that between the end of the ancient times and the birth of the Holy King on Earth, a vendor specializing in selling various celebrity figures was born on the Star-Moon Continent...
As for Shuangyue and the others, Lin Ling, who is born with an aura of ridicule and is one of the best in the ability to commit suicide, is in a very rare situation with a person who can't speak and a person with low IQ on the street. However, Shuangyue is very relieved this time.
.After all, no matter how strong Lin Ling is, his cultivation level is only at the eighth level. There are a lot of elves with such cultivation level, so there is no need to worry about him causing any trouble.
But as the saying goes, the more you think something won't happen, the more likely it is to happen.
Not long after Lin Ling left the stall, she suddenly felt like she was being watched by something.
The feeling of alertness originating from the depths of one's own soul is absolutely unmistakable, but the other party doesn't seem to show any ill intentions for the time being, and is just observing him secretly.
However, Lin Ling knew clearly that the fact that he did not sense any malice did not mean that the other party did not have any malice, so he wiped it with his hands after making peace, and after wiping it, he shook hands with others at the dinner table. Although it seemed that something was wrong, it showed
does not mean anything.
Even Lin Ling himself can completely suppress the auras of malice and murderous intent. There are many experts from the elves. Even if they don't have professional golden fingers, it is not difficult to do this with their superb cultivation.
matter.
"Who could it be..." Lin Ling's mind turned and he came up with a plan.
It has only been three days since I came to the ancestral land of the elves, not to mention that it is still when the ancient era has just ended. It seems unlikely that any enemy will come to me at this time, unless the other party can also play Shattered Void.
When traveling, you must also travel to the Star-Moon Continent in the past. Rather than suddenly traveling to the Dou Continent in the future or something like that.
He knew that something normal seemed to have been mixed in just now, but he shouldn't pay too much attention to the small details.
Then I thought about it again, the undead tribe came to find trouble for me? This is also impossible. I have a permanent human-to-human ultimate undead killer like Weiyin here. (At this time, a green-haired girl suddenly
Sneezing), and the entrance to the Undead World is already in a semi-sealed state, and more importantly, he feels that the undead in the Undead World must not recognize him except for his bones... What a fright?!
Furthermore, if the above two people want to come and cause trouble for him, they might be discovered the moment they enter the ancestral land of the elves and kill them to pieces. If not... tsk tsk, the efficiency of the elves is really inefficient.
Dare you compliment me.
Well, because of the reasons omitted above and below, the people who are secretly spying on him are most likely other high-ranking members of the Elf Tribe except Chief Shuang Yue... It seems that he should pick up the plan to unify the Elf Tribe Empire again.
?
But obviously, the other party didn't know that Lin Ling had discovered his peeping, otherwise it would be impossible for him to peek so blatantly. But now Lin Ling thought of another possibility... Could it be that the elven nympho knew that he was peeping so blatantly?
Is it because after becoming an elf, they finally couldn’t hold back their physiological needs and collectively exploded?!
After thinking about it, Lin Ling decided to test it out first.
He pulled Tialuka all the way through the streets and came to a secluded and uninhabited place.
This is an open space under the shade of a tree. On weekdays, no one comes at all. Now, after Lin Ling led Tialuka to the tree, he quietly began to speak during the soul communication...
"Xiaoya. Listen first, let's do this and this...then blablabla, and finally OOOOXXXX..."
Although the confused look in the girl's eyes showed that she obviously didn't understand what Lin Ling was talking about, she had never understood what Lin Ling was talking about, so she had developed a good habit of waving her hands on the spot even though she didn't understand.
A space barrier was created, surrounding the three people inside, hiding their traces.
The power of space itself is a very wonderful thing. Theoretically, the existence of all ordered matter must rely on the scope of space, so the power of space can be refracted even by the power of holy light or the exploration of spiritual power.
As a result, the mental power of the person spying in secret lost its target in an instant.
Because as soon as his mental power penetrated into the space barrier, it was refracted into the turbulent flow of space, and then it was either withdrawn or torn apart by the turbulent flow. There was no third result.
However, to this person's surprise, the barrier that blocked his, her, it's mental exploration did not block the sounds coming from inside.
"Ah - Master, I want -"
"Come on. Change your position——"
"Hmm~ah~~~so~awesome~~~"
"Not bad, not bad, let's do it again!"
"No, it won't work there -"
"You can't do it if you say no? I just want to put it in and give it a try!"
"Josina, are you coming too? Don't be fooled by this guy!"
"Tsk tsk, actually I just changed to a flat one. It feels great when you touch it..."
"..."
"Ah——"×2.
"Hey, the feeling of 3P is really different..."
Secretly, someone was almost gnashing his teeth: "Shuangyue, is this the male elf you are talking about?! He is clearly a scum controlled by desire!"
The leader of the Shuangyue clan who was following him was also dumbfounded: "I don't know, there must be some misunderstanding in this."
"Misunderstanding?! I think the biggest misunderstanding is that you have misjudged this person! You think that if you follow him in the future, he is a good person! No, the smaller one next to him is still a member of our elf clan, and we cannot be ruined by this bastard.
! And he also committed adultery in broad daylight... His crime is unforgivable. The contract between them will be stripped away directly, and then he will be expelled from the ancestral land of the elves."
"Great Elder..." Chief Shuangyue wanted to say something else.
"I've made up my mind! I'm going to show you the true face of this bastard human right now!"
In an instant, a huge amount of spiritual power surged out and hit the space barrier without concealment.
Although the space barrier is magical, the cultivation gap between Tialuka and the Great Elder is too huge. No matter how exquisite it is, it cannot make up for the gap. This barrier is like a chastity that has been run over by a seventy-mile carriage.
It twisted suddenly, and then shattered instantly.
The leader of the Shuangyue clan who was following behind felt something was wrong. She had only been dealing with Lin Ling for a few days, but she knew very well that the other party's thinking was different from ordinary people's, and there was also a huge gap in strength and cultivation. Among them...
Next, the two of them saw a scene that completely stunned them.
I saw Lin Ling, Tya Luka, and Josina sitting on the lawn in a triangle shape. In the middle was a chessboard with countless runes and magic patterns. At this moment, it was Lin Ling's turn to throw away the dice and start charging.
"Hahaha, the smoothed dice sure feels good! Come on, my hero, insert that node!"