Chapter 34 Obama, you pervert dare to sell chrysanthemum
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"Bai Ri is proclaiming your sister's profanity!" Ai Xue finally couldn't help it again and slapped her. Even a few people from the other three teams who heard Lin Ling's words couldn't help but frown.
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Where did the Lord's Mansion of Luoxi City find such a lunatic?!
Only Xiao Hong, the elf girl from the Elf House, continued to glare at Lin Ling, with a look of gnashing her teeth as if she wanted to bite Lin Ling into pieces, which made the surrounding people wonder, could it be that Lin Ling had done something to be sorry for others?!
However, Lin Ling had an indifferent expression here. He was confident that his facial armor could not be penetrated even by a magic pistol. His eyes were just glaring at someone's pregnancy... What can you do to me?!
Speaking of pregnancy, Lin Ling's eyes moved and he looked at Tialuka who was still retching next to him: "Xiaoya, if you are retching so much, you can't really be pregnant by me, right?
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Tialuka looked disgusted: "Ugh..."
Lin Ling quickly turned to look at Roy aside: "City Lord, where is the hospital in Luoxi City?"
"Uh, Sir Lin Ling, why are you looking for a hospital..." Could it be that you were injured in the action just now? But as a sacred weapon user, if you want to treat the injury, ordinary methods should not be of much use.
Lin Ling looked serious: "Abort."
"……ha?!"
"You see, my [Beep——] ability is so powerful that even God is ashamed of myself. Even the reproductive isolation between two different species has been broken by me, so in order to prevent my future children from being captured and sliced
, for the sake of his future, I decided to strangle him to death in his mother's womb."
"What kind of thinking about the future is this!"
"Okay, actually I just want to ask... where are the elves?!" If you want to communicate the will of the Elf King through the elves of the Frost Disaster, the ice elf must be there, right? If there are no elves, is it possible that you can still have sex?
come out?!
"Actually, the rebellious ice elf has been caught and is now in the hands of the Elf House."
"So that's it. Now it makes sense why you guys are collaborating together!" Lin Ling nodded meaningfully to express his understanding, "The Elf House has mastered the elves, and the Xingyue Temple has mastered the chanting spell. You guys
He Cross Hall probably just made up the numbers, so the last Elf Envoy emblem ended up..."
"Ahem." Although he knew it well, he was still extremely embarrassed when Lin Ling said it like this. He coughed several times before recovering.
"Landed on the side of the Magician's Guild?" Lin Ling narrowed his eyes slightly, and his sight passed through the middle and began to oxidize... The Elf King's will reacted and reached the side of the Magician's Guild directly opposite.
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It was a team of several sixth-level magicians led by a seventh-level magician from the Magicians Guild. The seventh-level magician was wearing a simple silver-gray ring with a meaning engraved on it.
Unknown mysterious pattern.
This should be the elven emblem.
"So...Obaba is from the Magician's Guild?" When thinking of this question, Lin Ling couldn't help but feel a heartache in his balls. Obaba's burly figure, no matter how you look at it, it should be for someone to play with.
He is a warrior of love, not someone who plays with sophisticated things like magic!
"Yeah, no one thought..." Roy also sighed, "Obaba was unknown before, and no one thought he was actually a strong man with magic fighting spirit reaching level eight..."
"Damn it, this is unscientific!" Lin Ling was shocked and took two steps back, clutching his heart, "Did this guy sell his anus to the devil in exchange for power?!"
The dual cultivation of magic and martial arts should obviously be the exclusive preserve of the protagonist, right! Your uncle Xiyihei actually dares to cultivate dual cultivation of magic and martial arts. No wonder you have become useless in both magic and martial arts!
"Are you done with this bastard? You are useless in magic and fighting spirit, so don't anger all living beings on the mainland!" Ai Xue healed her scar and forgot about the pain, and continued to criticize Lin Ling's words from all angles without reservation.
Attack, "If you keep annoying me, do you believe that I will castrate you?!"
Lin Ling immediately took three steps back again and looked at Ai Xue with horrifying eyes: "Do you want to kidnap my brother's [beep——] son for artificial insemination?"
"Oh oh oh oh! I'm going to kill you!!"
Buzz——
Just as Lin Ling was having a bullshit session with Ai Xue, the Elf King's will in the center of the altar suddenly lit up with a dazzling light.
This light made it almost impossible to open one's eyes, and one's eyes would feel burning at a glance. However, it was strangely contained within the scope of the altar, and did not spread out, nor did it cause a greater uproar in Luoxi City.
Vision.
"Oh, wipe the 24K krypton gold dog eyes I just finished!" Lin Ling, who was staring intently at the Elf King's will, covered his eyes and screamed.
"Hey, Lin Ling, are you okay?" At this time, Ai Xue was a little worried. Watching Lin Ling squat down, even Tialuka, who looked disheveled, came to his side and poked her little head.
Entering Lin Ling's arms, "Hey, Lin Ling, don't scare me!"
"Um...well~~"
At this time, Tialuka suddenly trembled and let out a low moan. This moan was not loud, but it was clearly transmitted to Ai Xue's ears.
"Well, Master... um~~"
Damn! This bastard actually did such a thing at such a time?!
Ai Xue instantly put aside the little worry she had just now. Seeing Lin Ling and Tialuka intertwined together, there were even some crystal droplets left on the tip of their tongues. Her face turned red and white for a while.
Fixed there, neither moving forward nor retreating, as if he had returned to the scene when he first met these two guys in the underwear store.
However, no one had time to care about this issue. After the Elf King's will suddenly released a dazzling light, an invisible wave spread.
Xiaohong and Xiaolan who were present all knelt down and worshiped. This was surrender, a natural suppression of the lower elves by the upper elves, and submission to the king of the elven clan!
Lin Ling, on the other hand, simply stood up with the limp Tialuka in his arms, glanced around, and finally settled on another girl from the Elf House.
That girl was wearing a light blue dress. She had a delicate face and a perfect figure. Except for a face that was as cold as that Aya, everything could be said to be perfect.
"You can go, be careful." Aya, dressed in white, said to the girl in blue skirt. The girl nodded, raised her hand and released a strong icy air, and came to the will of the Elf King.
At the same time, a woman from the Magicians Guild and the Star-Moon Temple each came out. They were obviously people with the potential to be elf-wielders, and came to the altar.
In the end, only the people in the City Lord's Mansion were left. They looked at me and I looked at you, and they became embarrassed. There were a group of big men here. There were only three women, and one of them was a member of the Sacred Artifact tribe. It was impossible to be a
Elf envoys. The other two: Ai Xue and the secretary do not have the qualifications to become elf envoys at all.
People must go, but what if they go? They definitely can’t contract with the elves, and at best they can just make a good start together.
Seeing this situation, some among the other three major forces also laughed.
If you don’t have the qualifications, you just don’t have the qualifications. Does the city lord’s palace of a mere kingdom really think that you can enter their field?
"Hey, I don't know how many times I've said this. You losers are useless."
At this time, Lin Ling's voice rang out, and he let out a long sigh, walked forward, and stood at the position belonging to the city lord's mansion: "I'd better come."