Chapter 35 It's really shameless to have sex in broad daylight
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"Come on, sister!" The first person to shout was not the other three forces, but Comrade Ai Xue, the Sheriff of Luoxi City. "Your sister, don't cause trouble!"
Forget it if the elf contract doesn't work out, why are you just a man joining in the fun! Do you think the elf king's will is such a joke that you can't tell the difference between genders?
Lin Ling frowned: "Comrade Ai Xue, I sincerely condemn your behavior. At this critical moment, not only did you not step forward, but you also fully displayed the ultimate secret of being a pig-like teammate——
To sum it up, if I don’t do it, how can you do it?!”
"It's useless for me to do it. I don't have the qualifications to become an elf envoy." Speaking of this, Ai Xue suddenly felt a little sad.
It is true that she is usually carefree, but what woman doesn't want to become an elf envoy and have such a noble status that everyone envies?
Lin Ling sneered: "Since you don't have it, why are you causing trouble?"
"But I don't. As a man, how can you..."
"Mediocre people are worthless!"
"But..." Ai Xue wanted to say something else, but Lin Ling had already strode forward and stood on one of the four positions of the magic circle that had been carved on the ground.
"let's start."
The remaining three major forces have gone from being astonished at the beginning to completely looking at SB. Do you think you are awesome and special because you are a sacred weapon user? Countless men in history have spared no effort to become elf users.
As a result, didn’t everyone die on this road halfway?
There is only one example of a male elf user in the recorded history of the Star-Moon Continent, but that was also a female elf user who suddenly had a sex change operation many years ago and became a male. As for being a male in the first place? Sorry,
Even if you change your gender and become a woman, you can't get a contract. Don't think that you haven't tried it over the years!
However, in their opinion, it is good for them to have Lin Ling join. Even if everyone was in a state of division of labor and cooperation before, the final result will definitely be to become rivals on the opposite side. After all, there is no limit to master and servant.
The temptation of the Elf Contract is too great.
——The contract of equal symbiosis is equivalent to sharing the pleasure of chastity. It is the kind of contract where I am fucked and you can’t even think about breaking it [beep——]. But the master-servant contract is completely unilateral. Even if the elf dies,
It will not have any impact on the Elf Envoy at all, and even because the Elf Envoy only needs to obtain information and does not need to give unilateral feedback to the Elf, the improvement in the Elf Envoy's own strength will be even more significant.
As for the problem of elves... for large organizations, this is not a problem at all!
The addition of Lin Ling directly reduced the number of people competing for the final contract rights from four to three. How could they not welcome a guy who offers benefits like this?!
In this way, Lin Ling joined the final battle as a supplementary existence.
[Although this incident seems to be very likely to cause potential danger in Luoxi City, for these large organizations, it seems to be just a means of training new people? Otherwise, just send out masters... find young people
do what?】
After thinking about it for a while, Lin Ling couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it and followed the instructions to draw lots.
Why draw lots, you ask?!
Of course, because the elf as the medium has only one emblem ring and cannot be broken into two halves for use, the decision can only be made in this seemingly unfair but actually fairest way.
Lin Ling didn't care about this. He held his head and drew a lottery casually: "Tsk, tsk, I've always been the best at luck-based things. You know, in the past, we always lost in poker without any pressure...
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Tialuka whispered during the soul exchange: "Master, it seems that 'defeat to the end' is not so powerful..."
"Don't you understand this?" Lin Ling sneered disdainfully, "Once you lose, you will be invincible!"
"Oh, I don't know what the master is talking about, but he seems very powerful!"
"Watch it..." Lin Ling said this during the soul exchange, while reaching out his hand, grabbing a lot and drawing it out, "Four... four? Four?! I want to appeal. I think this
There is a shady secret in the lottery! I demand an appeal!"
Ai Xue smashed the scabbard in her hand over on the spot: "I'm complaining about your size! Don't take what you just said as fart!"
Lin Ling curled his lips and said nothing, but sat down on the spot and waited for the other three to finish - he was the last one anyway, and he would make up for it no matter what, it didn't matter sooner or later.
The final order is out: Magicians Guild, Elf House, Star and Moon Temple, City Lord's Mansion.
Looking at this scene, Lin Ling always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong: everything was obviously as normal as a silly (mythical beast), but Ai Xue's cow didn't suddenly shrink its breasts?
The way of communication is naturally to use one's own mental power to communicate the will of the Elf King who is currently in a dazzling fireball state. The Ice Elf that has somehow been completely elementalized and the ring are the media. Whoever can get the contract first will
……There's no after that.
The first round ended soon. Unfortunately, the four people, including Lin Ling, did not even give a hairy response to the will of the elf king - although whether a soul's will has hair is also a question worthy of discussion by scholars.
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Lin Ling didn't care much about this and continued to go through the second, third, and fourth rounds boredly...
Lin Ling didn't know how much time had passed, but when he was about to doze off, he suddenly started to wake up, and his eyes that were about to close due to drowsiness suddenly narrowed.
Although Tialuka was standing in the team of the city lord's palace and was not with Lin Ling, the girl whose soul was connected to Lin Ling instantly felt the changes in Lin Ling, and she couldn't help but worry in her heart: "Master, what happened?
Already?"
Lin Ling still squinted his eyes: "Someone is coming."
"Eh? How is that possible? Xiaoya obviously didn't see anything!" Tialuka quickly scanned the surroundings, and no one else came to the huge underground square.
"Use your space power to sense!" Lin Ling said suddenly, "Look, who else is there besides us!"
"Okay-" The girl nodded stupidly, waved her hand, and the entire space in the square instantly distorted and shook.
As the concussion and distortion spread, the masonry floors in the underground square were broken and cracked in large areas, and some landscape buildings were brutally killed. The scene looked like it had been demolished in an unbearable manner.
Lin Ling felt that his expression was a little distorted: "Nima, I asked you to investigate, not to use the light of demolition!!"
The girl stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "Hey, hey, I was too nervous just now and accidentally used the wrong word..."
"What do you want to do!!" It was such a big movement. It would be stupid not to notice it. People from other factions thought that the girl wanted to get violent and hurt others, so they all assumed fighting postures.
Bang bang bang——
Suddenly, there was a burst of applause, and a person was seen walking out of the distortion of space. The person's legendary dress made Lin Ling think of "killing Matt" once, so he instantly wanted to stuff this guy.
The urge to go back to the mother's womb and recreate it again.
"Damn... I didn't expect to see this kind of fat pig sex in another world. It's really fucking shocking." Lin Ling sighed, "And you actually dare to have sex in public?
The lower limit of shame for alien natives is really low..."
"This Caimao came out of nowhere. Take a look. The bottom of your pants was cut off by the space shock just now and exposed..." Looking at Caimao again, Lin Ling sighed again.
"Huh?!" The colorful-haired young man lowered his head instantly, and everyone subconsciously looked at the middle of his crotch, and then found that it was completely intact.
"You dare to trick me?!"
"...Don't you think what I just did was just teasing you? Then do you want to do it again?" Lin Ling continued to sneer and disdain, "And let all the people who came with you come out. There are eighteen in total. Stop hiding.
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"Have you seen it all?" The young man was a little surprised.
"...No, I heard it with my ears."
"Ahem... In that case, everyone..." The young man suddenly smiled, snapped his fingers, and a huge barrier suddenly rose up around him, covering everyone in the underground square. "You'd better do it obediently."
Get down..."
The overwhelming pressure fell from the sky in an instant...