Chapter 40: On the Physiological Organs of the Lord God
"Um?"
Just when Lin Ling and Tya Luka were almost naked and rolling around on the bed doing some harmonious and loving exercises, an extremely discordant sound rang out.
"How come I smell the magical girl? Well... where is the magical girl? Come out, come out..."
When Lin Ling heard this voice, he immediately had the urge to go up and beat the other person up. This was not just the feeling of discomfort when one's good deeds were interrupted, but this voice seemed to
He is born with a power that makes people have the urge to beat him up.
So at this critical moment, Lin Ling immediately chose to wave his backhand, and a poisoned dagger came out of his hand, turning into a stream of light and stabbing in the direction of the source of the sound.
Pfft——
With a slight sound, the dagger seemed to have pierced nothing and sank directly into the wall, leaving only the handle exposed.
Lin Ling frowned again and finally stopped. Under him was Tialuka, who had completely softened into a puddle of water.
The girl's eyes were blurry, her face was red, her naked body was rising and falling, and she was making gasping sounds. In the lower bodies of the two people, you could see little bits of crystal liquid oozing out, accumulating into a small
puddle.
However, at this time, Lin Ling stopped. Tialuka let out a cry of dissatisfaction, and her soft body wrapped around Lin Ling's body subconsciously. It seemed that she wanted to ask for more, but was stopped by Lin Ling.
Zero pressed it gently, and then reluctantly opened his eyes, looking at the young man in front of him with a pair of wine-red eyes with confusion.
"Master, what's wrong?" the girl whispered in a low, soft voice.
"Tsk...is it actually this thing...?" Lin Ling sighed and pointed at a ball of light on the ground in the distance. Not far away from the light was a ball of crystal white ice floating
Qi, that is the ice spirit that caused chaos in Luoxi City several times.
For some unknown reason, the ice elves have always been in an elemental state and have never shown any signs of turning into human form.
Generally speaking, the elementalized ice elves belong to the explosion stage. The fully elementalized ice elves exert their full combat power. This is almost the same as the Tialuka holy weapon that exerts its full power. But I don’t know why, this elf
Ever since he was brought back by Lin Ling, this state has remained unchanged, which made Lin Ling, who thought he had a brand new sex device, regret it for a long time - even if the elf can't sign the contract, it's good to have sex and cultivate a relationship.
Well~
But it's a pity that Lin Ling's enthusiasm was all wasted. The ice elf didn't even respond at all, which made Lin Ling's new goal after failing to find an uncomfortable goal for the old man once again come to naught.
The sound just now came from that ball of light - the so-called will of the Elf King.
At this time, the nervous light also noticed the existence of Lin Ling and Tiya Luka. Although there was no change at all, it gave people a feeling that "it has turned its head".
[Hey, is this the Elf King’s will awakening? What is the period before? Is it sleepwalking? Or is it a brain twitch? 】
Then a ball of light and two people stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
After being silent for a long time, Guangtuan suddenly spoke: "Ahem, do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... live? Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
Lin Ling: "..."
Tialuka: "..."
"Why don't you speak?" As if he couldn't bear the silent atmosphere in the room, Guang Tuan finally asked, "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly...live? Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!
"
Lin Ling looked up, down, left, and right at the light group that was promoting the benefits of magical girls, and touched his chin with curiosity: "Actually, I was wondering, where is your vocal organ? This is physiologically speaking.
Doesn’t it make sense? How do you make a sound when it’s obviously a ball of thoughts? Even the air vibrates~"
"Damn, you've been thinking about this kind of thing for so long?!" Guang Tuan roared directly.
"Yes, this kind of problem is very troubling." Lin Ling scratched his hair and shrugged his shoulders in affirmation, "Such things related to future life are of course important."
"Are you mentally ill? Who in their life would have to deal with something like this in a car!" Guangtuan became even more uneasy.
Lin Ling crossed his arms and made an inscrutable gesture that would make people think, "Ah, he looks very powerful." "Humph, I hid it so well and you discovered it!"
"Damn, I'm too lazy to talk to you!" At this time, Guangtuan suddenly realized that his topic seemed to be taken away by Lin Ling again, so he simply brought the topic back, "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to?
Are you really...alive? Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
"By the way, you said this three times in a row without missing a single punctuation mark. Are you copying it?"
"..."
"I'm only asking for the last time, do you want to become an elf envoy?!" As if he finally couldn't bear the weird atmosphere in the room, Guangtuan asked again, with a bit of seriousness in his tone.
Regarding the question of the Elf Envoy, Lin Ling raised his head and sighed: "Did you not expect that the Flag I put up in Chapter 3 would become a reality so soon?"
"You're in trouble, why don't you answer me!"
"To answer you, it's not a big question." Lin Ling waved his hand lightly, "But don't you think your round ball image is just a joke? Let me tell you, the popular style now should be
This and this, and then this and this..."
ten minutes later.
The original ball of light disappeared, replaced by a gourd with round ends and a concave middle...
Lin Ling clapped his hands with satisfaction, nodded and said: "It looks much more comfortable now. Let me tell you, even the main god needs to be updated. Now the double-egg superman looks much better than the orphan warrior."
Light Group/Elf King’s Will: “…”
After being silent for nearly a minute, it continued: "Okay, hurry up, I don't have much time to wake up, hurry up and contract to become an elf envoy!"
"Okay." Lin Ling nodded, and suddenly stopped, "This is not a big problem, but before that, I have to confirm that I am a male. Are you sure you want me to become an elf envoy?"
This time the light group was silent for a longer time: "... Damn, you are a man?!"