Thanks to Baili Changqing o(∩_∩)o for the 588 reward, and the evil god of the sky for the three evaluation votes)
"What kind of look are you looking at? You should get glasses, right?" Lin Ling immediately rolled his eyes and said with disdain, "I am such an innocent young man standing in front of you, and you will actually mistake me for a woman.
Could it be that I made you into two balls and you became cross-eyed?!"
The light ball, which was the will of the Elf King, was silent for a long time again. After a long while, he spoke quietly, sounding like a resentful woman in his wife: "...Are you sure your parents didn't perform sex reassignment surgery on you when you were a child?"
This time it was Lin Ling's turn to be silent.
Tialuka on the side looked nervous and couldn't help but stretched out her small white hand and tugged on Lin Ling's sleeve: "Master, why don't you answer? You are a man, how can you be a woman?
"
And even if you undergo sex reassignment surgery, you can’t always be exactly the same when doing that... that kind of thing, right?
But Lin Ling sighed: "It's really hard to answer Emma's question. Objectively speaking, I am always a man in my memory - but before I had the memory, what did that dead old man do to me?"
What has this body done... Tsk tsk, this question is really worthy of study. What if the old man just doesn't make people feel uncomfortable if he doesn't change people... It's really hard for us to say, but having said that, I have the last one
Let me ask you a question, why did you come to me?"
As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the will of the light group again, and a strange light emitted from his eyes, as if he could see through people's hearts.
After all, no matter how different his thinking is from ordinary people, he still knows one thing: there is never any unreasonable benefit in the world - except for relatives.
Tialuka was given to him by the old man, so he trusted him unconditionally, and everything he enjoyed in the City Lord's Mansion was, to put it bluntly, just a transaction between him and the City Lord's Mansion, so there was nothing surprising.
But this neurotic Elf King's will, no matter how you look at it, there is no need to fall in love with a guy like himself who is useless in both magic and martial arts, right?
Thinking of this, Lin Ling looked at the Elf King's light group, who was still considering his answer, and asked with a hint of curiosity: "...Do you have a crush on me?"
Elf King Twin Eggs: "...Only a mentally retarded person would fall in love with you! How the hell are you a man! With such an excellent physique, are you kidding me?!"
"So you are mentally retarded?" Lin Ling suddenly understood and nodded, "You are so mentally retarded that you have no brain matter left, just a ball of light."
"You, you, you, you bastard, what are you talking about!" The light group shrank violently. Because it was shaped like a double egg by Lin Ling, it was more like the expansion of some kind of organ when it was excited, making it difficult to finish something just now.
The girl only felt that her lower body seemed to be wet again, "I am just a distracting will of the Elf King, how can I be mentally retarded!"
However, Lin Ling spread his hands and nodded more matter-of-factly: "Let me just say it, it is indeed separated from normal thinking. What is it if it's not a brain defect?"
The Twin-Egg King took a deep breath and then breathed in again: "...I accidentally forgot that I am not breathing now. Can you stop talking about it? I don't care whether you are a boy or a girl now, anyway, mine
I feel that you are the one who can inherit the Elf King's contract. You boy, just obey me and make the contract!"
"...Is there no reason?"
"Yes, there is no reason!" This guy also started to act like a bachelor, directly ignoring Lin Ling's words that went beyond common sense, "Yes, there is no reason, do whatever you want!"
"It's not a big deal~" Lin Ling waved his hand with a smile and took out the ring that was the emblem of the elf envoy in his arms, "That's what the contract depends on, right? Let's get started?"
The Will of the Two Balls (How many names have these been changed, can anyone count them?) I don’t know how many times my consciousness has been silent since my consciousness was suddenly stimulated by a mysterious stimulus.
Originally, his distraction will should only have primitive instincts, and it was impossible to condense the agile consciousness like it is now. He can only know subconsciously what kind of mission his distraction, which was specially divided by this deity, needs to complete. It is almost
Falling into an endless slumber.
Even if those people in the past used methods passed down from ancient times, they only borrowed his power a little. It was completely different from Lin Ling's inexplicable awakening of his spiritual consciousness now.
But then again...
"You fucking kid are just teasing me on purpose, right?! You must have thought about the contract a long time ago, and you are deliberately looking for trouble to make me uncomfortable, right?!" Elf King Will almost roared out.
Lin Ling thought about it seriously and nodded vigorously in affirmation: "I was indeed playing tricks on you before, and you found out. You are amazing."
"Why do I always feel like I'm being fooled when it's obviously a compliment..." The light ball of the Elf King's will trembled, "Forget it, I finally figured it out, you're just a psychopath."
"Correct me, it's mental illness."
"Okay, okay, I'm just mentally ill. I'm too lazy to care about you. Stretch out your hand and start reciting according to my words... With my love, I will remember your merits and deeds..."
"Use my sexual beast to memorize your old scandals. Use my old life..."
"...we make a deal here."
"Sign the contract..."
"Damn it, are you done yet! There's no way the contract spell will work even if it's even one word short of it!! Oh my god, how is this possible?!"
The Elf King's will was completely hysterical at the end, because he clearly saw that the contract spells, which were originally a mess and could not have any effect, formed a bond-like existence in a way that was invisible to the naked eye.
.
This invisible link centered on Lin Ling's will, with the Elf Envoy's emblem as the medium, connecting the Elf King's will itself and the Ice Elf floating not far away, eventually forming an unbroken connection.
The contract...is established!
Damn it, why does it feel like the contract itself is entangled in it?! Damn, how many years has he been asleep? Is he even aware of the law?!
Although everything feels quite fantasy, since it is a fantasy novel now, there is not much to worry about. Lin Ling felt the existence of another life the moment the contract was established.
That existence has now established a connection with him that is similar but not exactly the same as the one between him and Tialuka, but the summary effect is still the same.
"Really, you don't know the resources of the contract termination system at all. These two sets of contracts should obviously be merged into one ~ you bunch of profiteers!"
"Mu Gui, don't give me any advantage and be good!"