"Once upon a time, an official was promoted and excitedly told his wife, 'My official position is bigger than before.'
After hearing this, my wife smiled lowly and lowered her eyes, saying, "You are a big official, but I don't know if this thing is big."
When the official heard this, he proudly said, 'Of course.'
After he went to work at night, his wife blamed him that the thing was still small, and the official said: 'It's much bigger, but you didn't notice it.'
The wife snorted, ‘Humph, how come I didn’t notice?’ The official then said, ‘Is it possible that the master has been promoted, but the wife is still the same? It’s inevitable that mine is bigger, and yours is also bigger.’”
"Hahaha~"
After hearing his joke, everyone burst into laughter, and the young man sitting in the middle even said, "Do you think our prefect talked to his wife like this at night?"
"That's natural. These officials all look like gentlemen, but in fact, when it comes to bed, they're all scumbags. But they are certainly not as powerful as you." Someone from the side immediately said something with a wink.
"Look, this Ye Xiucai is a talented person. When it comes to jokes, he is not inferior to others at all. Scholars like them are just very boring."
The young man spoke loudly, and Ye Yaozu's fair and tender face was stained with a slight blush. He smiled ingratiatingly. The young man took out a piece of silver from his arms and threw it to him, "Well said, reward."
"Thank you Master Zhao for the reward."
Ye Yaozu took the money and toasted another glass of wine to the young man. Everyone started to change glasses loudly and laughed loudly.
Lin Sanhu on the side was stunned, how could money become so easy to make these days? He had only received a piece of silver before, and now Ye Yaozu had received another reward. He just drank a glass of wine, and Ye Yaozu just told a joke, and this
The jokes weren't very funny in his opinion, so he didn't know how he got the reward.
In the past, he couldn't make much money from working every day. Later, he sold braised meat, and his mother would give him a small share. Later, he went to play leaf cards with others in his spare time, and occasionally won a few cents. But now, this piece of money
The money was obtained so easily. How long would it take him to play leaf cards with those people?
From now on, he will still play shitty leaf cards. If he pleases Mr. Zhao, won't he get money rolling in?
Thinking of this, Lin Sanhu's heart suddenly became hot. He held a wine glass and pretended to drink, while laughing with the brothers next to him. But in his heart, he thought that his mother had many stories. When he returned, he would pester her.
Tell yourself a story personally, and then tell it to Mr. Zhao later. Wouldn’t that mean you’ve made it public?
Until the end of the banquet, everyone surrounded Mr. Zhao and left the restaurant. After they dispersed, the burning feeling in Lin Sanhu's heart had not subsided.
Seeing him like this, Ye Yaozu smiled, walked over and put his arm around his shoulders and said with a smile, "How about it, Sanhu, brother didn't hurt you this time?"
"No, no." Lin Sanhu shook his head repeatedly and said, "If you hadn't taken me to see the world, cousin, I wouldn't have known that rich people actually lived such a life."
"No, these rich people have a lot of money. Although it is difficult for us to live like them, we can just say a few words to them about good and bad, and they can just leak some from their hands, which is enough for us to enjoy.
It’s over, don’t you think?”
"Yes, that's what my cousin said." Lin Sanhu nodded repeatedly.
"Now, don't you doubt that I will go to your house to enjoy the autumn breeze again?" Ye Yaozu asked again.
"Whatever my cousin said, my family is just a mess, so why should you care about it, cousin?" Lin Sanhu said, thought about it, and then reluctantly took out the ingot of silver that Master Zhao had given him.
"It's all thanks to my cousin to take me to see the world. This ingot of silver was rewarded by Master Zhao. Cousin, take it."
"Sanhu, it's good that you have such a heart. You can keep the money that Master Zhao rewards you. My cousin has long said that everything he does is to eliminate the estrangement between you and get back together.
good."
Ye Yaozu patted Lin Sanhu on the shoulder. Lin Sanhu burst into tears of gratitude, and his impression of Ye Yaozu was greatly improved.
"Okay, you go back. My cousin will come to play with you tomorrow." Ye Yaozu said to him again.
"Okay, cousin, I'll go back first."
Lin Sanhu glanced at Ye Yaozu and ran back to the stall.
"Sanhu, where have you been!"
Seeing Lin Sanhu come back, Lin Erhu looked at him angrily, his eyes were blood red, and his face was full of anger. Seeing him so angry, Lin Sanhu also felt a little guilty, he just lowered his head and said: "I'll go out to have a meal."
meal."
"Who did you go to dinner with?"
Lin Erhu looked at him with red eyes, his expression was very scary, and he said in a hoarse voice, "After I sold these goods, I turned around and couldn't see anyone. I asked the stall owners who were playing cards with you. They said you were playing cards with someone.
The young man wearing a long veil took you away. I thought you had been kidnapped. Do you know how anxious I was? I was looking for you everywhere like a madman!"
"I just went out to have a meal with someone. Did I forget to tell you? I'm an adult, who would abduct me?" Lin Sanhu didn't dare to look at Lin Erhu, so he just lowered his head and answered.
"You still dare to talk back, don't you? It seems like I'm usually too nice to you. If this is the case, then I won't help you hide the fact that you waste time playing leaf cards with people on the street every day."
Lin Erhu said.
"No, I'm just having fun with them. If you told my mother, given her character, she would have to think more."
Lin Sanhu said quickly, then lowered his tone and said to Lin Erhu flatteringly: "Second brother, I know I was wrong. I was really greedy. I just went out to eat. I was just too hungry. I forgot to follow you for a moment.
You said it."
"Humph, then who are you going to eat with?" Lin Erhu asked again.
"My friend." Lin Sanhu replied. He didn't dare to tell Lin Erhu that he went to dinner with Ye Yaozu. He was afraid that Lin Erhu would tell Ye Chuqiu and ruin his affairs. He wanted to make money silently and shock everyone.
.
"Which friend?" But Lin Erhu wanted to get to the bottom of it. Lin Sanhu was a little unhappy and just said: "Why do you ask so many questions? You are just a few years older than me. Why do you care about me like this?"
many?"
"Just because I'm your second brother, I can't control you, right?"
"Okay, if you want to take care of me, then I will tell my mother that you are obsessed with the daughter who sells donkey meat in the north of the city. You stare at her every day because you don't even negotiate the price of this girl."
As soon as Lin Sanhu said these words, Lin Erhu blushed immediately. Young man, who doesn't have a moment of admiration? What's more, Lin Erhu is eighteen this year. If it weren't for the previous drought, he would have been there long ago.
If you marry a wife, you may have children.
Now he fell in love with a girl, but Lin Sanhu revealed it immediately. Lin Erhu felt ashamed and annoyed, and couldn't say a word.
After a long time, he said: "Since you said so, I won't go shopping for groceries from now on. I want to avoid suspicion. You can go ahead."