Captain Liao Xianming took the "Daqianmen" cigarette that Luo Xuan handed him, turned it upside down, and repeatedly punched it on his desk.
"You kid, where did you learn so many crooked things? Tell me, you secretly put down the pack of Hongmei cigarettes on my table last time, right? It's 30.6 cents for cigarettes. Take it.
superior."
Liao Xianming handed a few 1-2 cent bills and 2-cent coins to Luo Xuan, "From now on, don't do this in front of me, trying to corrupt me? It's useless."
Luo Xuan took the money with a smile and stuffed it into his pocket.
Then he said with a playful smile: "What are you talking about, Uncle Liao? This is just a little bit of kindness that the younger generation uses to honor their elders. It has nothing to do with whether you, Uncle Liao, are a cadre in the production team. It has nothing to do with it."
One day, uncle, you will be transferred to the countryside, or even become a high-ranking official in the county. I want to be filial to you, but I can't be filial to you."
"You little bastard! If it had been before, you would have been the best on your own."
Liao Xianming laughed and cursed, and then said seriously: "I heard that you plan to build a house, right? It seems that you have nothing to do without waiting for Sanbao Palace. Tell me, are you here to approve the house site for me?"
Luo Xuan nodded: "It must be our uncle who has a keen eye! I am indeed here to ask you for a piece of land to live on and shelter from the wind and rain."
Captain Liao pondered for a moment, and then said: "According to the regulations, you alone should..."
This style of painting is wrong!
Judging from the posture, the captain is trying to break the rules with himself.
If this Liao Xianming really divides his homestead according to the standard of only one person... wouldn't I be miserable?
Those factory workers who live in Tongzilou in the city can build a kitchen in the corridor with only two square meters.
But in rural areas, what can be done with a homestead of dozens of square meters?
The old hen can just flap its wings and jump to the house next door!
You must not let him speak in official style and follow the rules.
You absolutely can't talk about penis with him!
So Luo Xuan quickly interrupted Liao Xianming, "Uncle, do you know anyone at the county brick factory? I want to buy some red bricks."
Liao Xianming was stunned when he heard this: Aren't you planning to talk about the area of the homestead?
Why did the matter of buying bricks suddenly come up again?
There was no way, since Luo Xuan had already asked this, Liao Xianming had no choice but to nod: "I have two comrades who work in the management of the county brick factory. I seem to have heard that the ex-factory price of their red bricks is 2 cents and 3 pieces.
However, in the machine brick factory, there are irregularly fired defective red bricks, which cost only 9 cents each. I think you might as well just buy those red bricks and save a lot of money.
"
Luo Xuan shook his head, "Uncle, repairing and building houses is a century-old plan for us rural people. I don't want to be careless. In the future, I will ask for a wife, give birth to more than a dozen children, and live in this house. How can I make do with it?"
ah."
Give birth to a dozen babies?
Liao Xianming laughed loudly: "Luo Xuan, Luo Xuan! How old are you? Are you thinking about giving birth to a baby now? Do you really think you are your mother-in-law? Is she that old sow in your team 6? Ah!
...cough cough cough!"
As soon as these words came out, Captain Liao suddenly felt that he had made a mistake, so he quickly shut his mouth...
Luo Xuan smiled slightly in his heart: I'm just waiting for you to fall into the trap!
Everyone has a psychology: once he makes a mistake in front of others, in his subconscious mind, he will try his best to take some measures to make up for the mistake;
Or he will hastily choose to do another thing in an attempt to divert the other person's attention and thereby cover up his embarrassing situation.
In this kind of hasty choice, the party at fault will often make concessions in order to get rid of the unfavorable situation as soon as possible.
The more he wants to get rid of the unfavorable situation as soon as possible, the greater the concession will be-->>
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Captain Liao just accidentally compared Luo Xuan's future wife to the old sow in the production team.
This is undoubtedly a personal attack and an insult to others...
It is an honest mistake, it is also a mistake!
How could Captain Liao, who always held high standards and was strict with himself, endure this?
So Captain Liao quickly changed the subject: "Don't you want to approve homestead land?"
"Yes, I am already 15 years old. I am about to graduate, talk about getting married, and start a family."
Luo Xuan stated sincerely: "So, if I don't have a decent house, who will marry a pauper with no bricks on his feet and no tile on his head? Oh, it's not that I look down on the vast number of poor and lower-middle peasants...
.You see, I myself am a glorious poor peasant.
The glory of poor peasants is glorious, but they cannot be used as food or housing!
So, I would rather be in debt for the rest of my life, and this time I must make this wedding room spacious, bright, and grand!"
Luo Xuan's mouth was like a firecracker, and he talked a lot.
He directly made Captain Liao on the opposite side feel dizzy and covered in fog...
at last,
Luo Xuan waved his hand resolutely: "It's okay for me to suffer a little. No matter how hard I suffer, I can't suffer for my dozen children!"
Captain Liao is an upright and honest person. He is actually not that good at calculations, let alone those vain tricks.
His life in the army was very simple before. During his years as a soldier, the people and things Captain Liao came into contact with were also very simple.
Now he was completely confused by Luo Xuan's left uppercut and his greasy kick. He was completely unable to grasp the point of Luo Xuan's words.
He asked with a confused expression, "15 years old? Aren't you only 13 this year?"
"I will be 15 soon. This is a false year. As the old saying goes, 'time flies', life flies by very quickly."
Luo Xuan asked Captain Liao, "Uncle, how old were you when you got married?"
Liao Xianming replied: "16 years old. It was too early for us to get married at that time. Besides, I am going to serve as a soldier in the army. My family is afraid that if I leave, I will not be able to leave a heir for our old Liao family, so..."
Luo Xuan hurriedly said: "Uncle, you see, you got married at the age of 16 at that time. I am 18 at most, so I have to be a father... Even if I am 19, I will be a father! One child a year, when I am 30 years old,
How many children will we have at home? Is it possible that I will build another house by then?"
Luo Xuan suddenly changed things, deliberately confused concepts, and talked about things here and there.
Just hit him with a combination of punches.
Finally, Luo Xuan took the approval document for the homestead and left the brigade headquarters with satisfaction.
Captain Liao, who only had the cigarette between his fingers but forgot to take a puff, was sitting alone in a chair in a daze...
At this time, Captain Liao always felt that something was wrong.
But I can’t tell you exactly what is wrong.
After thinking for a long time, Captain Liao finally realized: Damn it!
Does Luo Xuan really regard his future mother-in-law as an old sow in the production team?
One litter per year, one litter per year?!
Then,
Liao Xianming thought about it again and couldn't help but admire Luo Xuan secretly: This kid is really not bad!
He is diligent and has a flexible mind.
He has a sweet mouth, is good at making trouble, and has a good eye for dealing with people...
Look at this kid, how long has it been since we separated?
It’s time to build a brick house!
This is a good house that is rare in the entire Zhengxing production brigade.