Cao Zigao woke up leisurely in the sweet potato field.
The sharp pain in my back is still there, and the fear in my heart is still there.
After he turned his neck, he finally struggled to sit up from the ground, then limped and walked down the mountain while gasping for air.
I can't do any work today.
Cao Zigao thought: Why am I so unlucky?
Got stung by a scorpion in broad daylight?
Hiss~ It hurts!
I don't know where that scorpion came from... Sigh, I feel like it's a bit hard to find an excuse for trying to settle a score with that kid.
But if that kid hadn’t tricked me, where did the scorpions come from in the sweet potato field?!
What a strange thing!
Cao Zigao endured the pain, frowning and thinking wildly, while walking down the hillside.
Since you can't do any work today, let's go home early and cook!
In the afternoon, I'll sit up for a while.
I'll go and take a peek at night to see if that crazy woman will go to the bamboo forest alone to pee again...
Just thinking about it.
Cao Zigao suddenly heard someone greeting him, "Uncle, it's snowing heavily. Are you planning to go home and cook elephants? Are you going to cook a few elephants today?"
Eat an elephant?!
Eat a shovel!
Cao Zigao secretly complained: I am a bachelor, how can I make do with it... Huh?
What is this nonsense?!
Cooking an elephant?
Who has such a big pot?!
Who dares to say hello to me, so evil?
What kind of new way of saying hello is this?
Weird eyebrows and strange eyes...
Cao Zigao turned his head in surprise and looked towards the source of the sound.
But suddenly I saw a very strange scene!
Luo Xuan was seen sitting on the roadside halfway up the mountain, wrapped in a dark green quilt.
He was holding something like a puppy in his arms, holding a handful of corn in his hand, and was calling it "clucking"...
It seems,
That guy Luo Xuan thought it was a chick and was planning to feed it to the puppy!
When Cao Zigao focused his eyes and struggled to see clearly, he finally understood: it turned out that the furry thing in Luo Xuan's arms was not a paparazzi.
But a wolf cub!
Cao Zigao, who has lived in the mountains all his life, can clearly distinguish the differences between wolves and dogs.
Holding the wolf cub in his arms was already frightening enough.
And Luo Xuan actually fed the wolf cub like a hen on a hot day, wrapped in a thick quilt and clucking in his mouth??
This scene is really... so damn weird!
Cao Zigao originally didn't want to pay attention to Luo Xuan, but when he saw this situation, he couldn't help but struggled and walked towards Luo Xuan with his hands on his hips.
"Boy, what are you doing?"
Cao Zigao pointed at the wolf cub in Luo Xuan's arms and said, "Kill this thing quickly! It will attract the female wolf and the wolves into the village and cause harm to people!"
Luo Xuan smiled and said, "What are you talking about? Such a cute hen can only attract weasels. How can it attract a she-wolf?"
"Here, look, isn't that a weasel?"
Luo Xuan pointed at the wild boar tied with a rope behind him and said, "It's just a Wong Tai Sin, there's nothing to be afraid of."
Cao Zigao looked in the direction pointed by Luo Xuan, and his eyes widened in horror, "What? You call this thing a weasel? It, it's clearly a wild boar that hasn't grown up!"
Tie up a wild boar and keep it with you like a pet?
This scared Cao Zigao, who was familiar with the ferocious habits of wild boars, on the spot!
and
What's even more weird is that the wild boar looks like it weighs about 5 to 60 pounds.
It stands to reason that this kind of half-grown pig is most energetic and likes to toss.
But at this time, the wild boar didn't look like a ferocious beast at all. Instead, it was curled up not far from Luo Xuan, taking a nap there...
What made Cao Zigao feel even more incredible was that there was also a wolf cub curled up on the wild boar!
He was blinking and staring at Cao Zigao with a pair of green eyes.
It made his scalp numb from looking at him!
"You, damn you! Why don't you kill it quickly?!"
Cao Zigao was so frightened that his heart was beating wildly. He pointed at the little wolf cub and roared, "Don't attract the wolves over at Heisonggou! Quick, kill it. I'll go call someone from the brigade."
..You, you are such a bitch! Why are you raising two wolf cubs to play with when you have no good fun?!"
"That's the rabbit I raised."
Luo Xuan chuckled, "It likes to sleep on Wong Tai Sin. Look, the little rabbit is motionless. Tsk, tsk, tsk, so good!"
"Snapped--"
Cao Zigao slapped himself on the forehead, "What evil have I done! I met a madman like you..."
"Just wait, I'll call the militiamen over and see how they deal with you!"
Cao Zigao said, enduring the severe pain in his body and preparing to go down the mountain.
A wooden stick flew through the air!
Cao Zigao, whose senses suddenly became extremely sharp, seemed to have a premonition that there was a hidden weapon coming from behind.
Quickly turn your head,
I saw a black wooden stick spinning, "swish, swish", enlarging, enlarging, and enlarging...
With a "bang" sound, the wooden stick hit Cao Zigao hard on the head!
He was knocked unconscious immediately.
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"It's not good, it's not good!"
"Someone is coming quickly, Ermang! Hurry up and remove the door panel from your house. Cao Zigao is dying. He has to send it to the village health department! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
The land where Cao Zigao cuts sweet potato vines is relatively remote to begin with, and no one usually comes here.
The exception is scorekeepers on the production team.
He has to go to various fields at any time to check the work performance of the members so that he can record their work points for them.
At noon, when the scorer walked towards the land where Cao Zigao was working.
But I saw Cao Zigao lying in a pool of blood on the hillside!
His lower trousers had been torn to pieces by some kind of wild beast!
Flesh Mold Lake...
The scorekeeper was so frightened that he quickly stretched out his hand to check his breathing, feeling that this guy was still a little bit alive.
The panicked scorer climbed up to the top of the mountain and blew the whistle hanging around his neck, "Someone is coming! Something happened! Cao Zigao encountered a wild beast!"
The mountains are high, the forests are dense, and the roads are rugged.
When the members scattered in various fields heard the whistle, they dropped their sickles and hoes and ran in the direction of the scorer!
When everyone finally got to the place and saw Cao Zigao lying in a pool of blood, everyone couldn't help but take a breath!
"Oh! This son of a bitch is useless..."
"What the hell! The roots are all gone...Oh, there's still half an egg, hanging..."
"It's over. It's been chewed to pieces, but it's not cured."
While waiting for others to call the cadres, the members stood there and whispered to each other about Cao Zigao's injuries: "What kind of wild beast did this? Hiss... Look at the pig's hoof prints over there... Damn it! Cao Zigao
This is where we met a wild boar."
"Huabaogu, you have harmed many little girls in the past, right? This is retribution, oh! It should be..."
"Er Mang went back to remove the door panels. The cadres came over later and were afraid that we would have to carry him to the hospital. Alas, I really don't want to carry this wicked guy."
"You still have to lift it. The cadres have given orders, so how about disobedience? It's just that there are many ways to lift the door panel, right?"
"Hahaha, that's right. For example, if the door panel is tilted and someone accidentally flips it out, what's the weird thing?"
Just as the members of the club were discussing and gloating a little, they were pointing at Cao Zigao who was lying in a pool of blood and whispering to each other.
Not long after.
Bu Yaoming, the captain of Xiaolaojun's production team, ran over panting.
Not far behind him were several cadres from the brigade who came with him.
"Cao Zigao, are you still angry?"
Seeing that he was seriously injured, the captain did not dare to move until he understood the situation.
I could only squat next to Cao Zigao and ask him loudly to keep Cao Zigao awake, "Tell me, what is going on?"
Cao Zigao replied weakly, "Yes, it was the man named Luo Xuan who harmed me!"
Bu Yaoming was shocked, "Don't touch people! Tell me, what's going on?"
Cao Zigao replied, "I, I was stung by a scorpion in the sweet potato field. I don't know what happened.
Then, when I woke up, I planned to call it a day and go home. I asked him... He was wrapped in a quilt and said it was cold. Then he said it was snowing now and asked me if I was going to call it a day and go home.
Cook it big and eat it like an elephant? I, I..."
"etc!"
The captain raised his hand and stopped Cao Zigao from continuing, "Were you stung by a scorpion in the sweet potato field?
Then I saw Luo Xuan wrapped in a quilt, and she was shouting that it was cold? And that it was snowing?
Then, he asked if you would cook elephants when you got home?"
Cao Zigao nodded.
The captain was furious: "How many elephants have you cooked?"
Cao Zigao was startled, "No, I haven't gone home yet, so I haven't had time to cook... No, why should I cook an elephant?"
The onlookers looked at each other with incredible expressions on their faces!
Cooking an elephant?
When everyone meets, they always ask: Have you eaten?
Who has ever heard of greeting someone by asking them how many elephants they should cook?
Moreover, this is the eighth month of the lunar calendar!
Autumn tigers are so raging that although the coolness will fade away in the morning and evening, at noon even just wearing a pair of trousers can make people faint from the heat...
Cao Zigao actually said that Luo Xuan was wrapped in a quilt and came to say hello to him?
This lie...tsk, tsk, tsk, it just reached a new level.
What a weird chicken!
The captain took a deep breath and tried his best to calm down his emotions.
Then continue to ask him, "What's next?"
Cao Zigao endured the bone-gnawing pain and said, "He was holding a wolf cub in his arms, calling it clucking, and feeding the wolf corn..."
The captain's face at this time had become extremely gloomy.
Just listen to him say in a cold voice, "Keep talking!"
Cao Zigao replied honestly, "Beside him, there was a wild boar. There was also a wolf cub riding on the wild boar. Luo Xuan, that guy in Luo Xuan called the wolf cub Rabbit and the wild boar Wong Tai Sin."
..”
Captain,
He let out a long breath and wanted to say something, but he was really annoyed in his heart.
His lips moved, but the captain finally said nothing.
In the end, Bu Yaoming held back his laughter and stepped forward to ask Cao Zigao, "I finally understand. Come on, let me explain it to you: Luo Xuan is leading a wild boar, and the wild boar is riding a wolf cub on its back.
And Luo Xuan is wrapped in a quilt and feeding corn to the wolf cub in his arms, right?"
Cao Zigao nodded.
"Pfft——"
"The wild boar is Wong Tai Sin! This is the first time I have heard of such a thing."
"Hahaha--"
"The wild boar is willing to let the wolf cub ride the horse? Hahaha, what the hell...hahaha!"
"Rabbit, ride Wong Tai Sin? Hahaha, Cao Zi is so tall, then from now on, mice will have to ride on cats?"
"Luo Xuan led a wild boar and came here to ask you to go home and cook an elephant to eat? Pfft...Cao Zigao, Cao Zigao, you damn mother is really a talent!"
"Feed the wolf cub like a hen, hahaha... Cao Zigao, would you still say that the wolf cub gnawed the raw corn and clucked and screamed happily?"
"This is real!
"
Cao Zigao was very anxious, "If I tell a lie, the sky will thunder!"
"Kachacha——"
"Boom——"
The sky in the mountains changes at any time.
As soon as Cao Zigao finished speaking, what a coincidence, there was a burst of muffled thunder!
