Chapter 261 Holding hands to give birth to a little monkey
Luo Xuan, Bu Yaoming and Du Zhong, a group of three people, had just turned around the mountain pass.
Then I saw the monkey hiding in a tall yellow horned orchid tree, jumping up and down anxiously.
"If you come down, can I still eat you?"
Bu Xiaoyu, who was standing under the tree, put his hands on his hips and smiled sweetly at the monkey on the tree, "You are a big man, do you dare to do this? Come down, I will tell you clearly today."
The monkey grabbed the tree branch and was about to speak.
But when he caught a glimpse of Bu Yaoming and others walking from a distance, he was so frightened that his legs suddenly became weak!
"Sister Bu, ancestor Xiaoyu, can you just let me go?"
The monkey begged bitterly, "I am just a descendant of a small comprador. I live with my tail between my legs every day, and I never dare to provoke anyone.
Now we just want to follow Luo Xuan and beg for food.
From now on, if Luo Xuan gives me another wife, we will be content for the rest of our lives... You are the precious daughter of the captain's family, and we... are really not suitable for each other."
Monkey wants to marry a wife and is almost crazy about it.
Originally, according to his plan, he would follow Luo Xuan to farm and hunt, and work hard for a few years.
perhaps,
When the time comes, I can even marry a woman with a big butt and thick waist as my wife.
As for whether she is beautiful or not, it doesn't matter what kind of hands she has...
It's fine if it's a woman, as long as she can give birth.
Monkeys are not picky eaters.
With his kind of character, the monkey is not qualified to be picky.
But he never expected that the Bu Xiaoyu in front of him would catch him and pursue him desperately every day!
Bu Xiaoyu is good, she is young and pretty.
But precisely because the conditions of Bu Xiaoyu's family were so good and the ingredients were so popular, this far exceeded Monkey's expectations for his future wife.
Just like a beggar who originally just wanted to beg for a bowl of overnight rice, but now, someone treats him to a braised goose that has just been cooked...
It is good to eat braised goose.
Unfortunately,
There was a guy holding a big wooden stick next to him, staring at him eagerly...
Therefore, Bu Xiaoyu's pursuit of the monkey did not bring him a surprise.
But frightened.
Bu Xiaoyu was standing low under the tree. She did not see Luo Xuan. Bu Yaoming and others had already come over.
She just giggled and said, "Monkey, if you say it's not appropriate, then it's not appropriate?
But why do I feel that we are a good match?
Come down! Can you hide in the tree for the rest of your life? Let me tell you, if I don’t mind you, I will marry you... Giggle, I will also give birth to a little monkey with you!"
Girls and old women in the mountains are generally bold and even unrestrained.
Bu Xiaoyu actually doesn't understand anything about men and women.
But she dared to say anything if she couldn't stand it!
The cold wind was biting, and Bu Xiaoyu's previous words had already reached Bu Yaoming's ears.
His heart suddenly fell into a hole in the ice...
"What?! Do you dare to do it or not... What did this damn monkey do to my Xiaoyu?"
Bu Yaoming grabbed Eucommia ulmoides and said, "You come to carry the burden, and I will go find him to settle the score!"
With that said, Bu Yaoming put the burden on the ground.
He ran towards the yellow horned orchid tree and rushed past like a gust of wind!
Eucommia ulmoides from behind shouted in a hurry, "You asked me to carry the burden, why don't you put down the pole for me."
Bu Yaoming rushed to the tree,
He raised the pole in his hand, aimed at the monkey on the tree, and hit it with all his strength!
"Hey, you! Uncle Bu, don't hit me!"
The shoulder pole was like a javelin, passing through the branches with a whoosh and going straight towards the monkey.
He was so frightened that he quickly jumped from one branch to another.
The branches are swaying, and the monkey is teetering.
Bu Xiaoyu, who was under the tree in shock, quickly reached out and grabbed Bu Yaoming, who was picking up rocks on the ground, "Dad, what are you doing? Are you planning to hit someone to death? Dad, don't hit him, be careful if he falls.
What should I do if it breaks?"
"I'm going to smash him to death!"
Bu Yaoming gritted his teeth and said, "It's not like you can't bury someone in the pile of rocks in this mountain! I... get out of the way, I have to smash him to death today!"
"Discipline, pay attention to discipline! Dad, you are a cadre, you can't mess around."
How dare Bu Xiaoyu let go?
She grabbed her father's arm desperately and yelled at the tree, "Are you a stupid monkey? As the Third World said, a small stick will hurt you, but a big stick will move you. You stupid monkey, why don't you run away quickly?"
When the monkey heard this, he lowered his head and looked at the terrain, ready to escape!
At this moment, Sanshi and Du Juan walked towards here, one behind the other.
Bu Yaoming rushed forward and reached out to grab the gun on Sanshi's shoulder!
This is a standard rifle!
If the angry Bu Yaoming snatched it away, even 10 monkeys wouldn't be enough for him to practice target.
The third generation was so anxious that he pulled on the armed belt and begged for mercy, "Uncle Bu, don't do this! The hunting team has rules, the gun must never leave your hand, and the gun is always there...Uncle Bu, calm down, calm down!"
"I'll calm down!"
Bu Yaoming was very strong, but the third generation, who was a bit thin, couldn't beat him.
The third generation was so anxious that he quickly turned to Du Juan and shouted: "Sister Juan, come and help! Don't let Captain Bu make mistakes!"
Sister Juan?
Eucommia ulmoides, who was holding a large wooden bucket filled with rice, heard the words and put down the rice bucket in his hand, "Where is my two-foot-long hatchet?!"
The situation is urgent,
Du Juan hurried forward, and while helping Sanshi protect the gun, she said in a panic, "Uncle Bu, calm down! Xiaoyu and the others didn't do anything, why are you so angry?"
Bu Yaoming was also tired of grabbing.
While panting, he said angrily: "You haven't done anything? You're about to give birth to a little monkey!"
Du Juan was stunned, "How is that possible? Every day when we go out, Xiaoyu is with me. At night, we sleep in the same stone house. How could we give birth to a little monkey?"
At the foot of Xiaolaojun Mountain is the shack built by the hunting team.
Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu climbed to the bandit's den on the mountain to spend the night.
The two of them were already very courageous, and the fact that they brought Bu Xiaoyu's Ahuang with them gave Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu a bit more courage.
Wherever Bu Xiaoyu goes, he will take Ah Huang with him. This is what Luo Xuan means.
Because Luo Xuan knows: in less than half a year, all the dogs in the production team will probably be unable to escape the fate of keeping company with peppercorns and aniseed!
By that time, no one will have anything to eat, so who will still dislike dog meat?
When Bu Yaoming heard what Du Juan said, he felt a little relieved.
But the stakes were so important that he didn't dare to be careless.
"Then ask her!"
Bu Yaoming pointed at Bu Xiaoyu who was standing under the tree and reaching out to help the monkey escape. "Xiaoyu, come here! Tell me, what's going on?"
Xiao Yu saw that her father was already like a furious lion, and she didn't dare to disobey him at that moment.
I saw her walking up to Bu Yaoming coyly, "Dad, he...he took my hand."
Bu Yaoming was stunned, "Ah? Hold hands...what else?" M..coM
"Dad! What else is there! This alone has worried me for a long time."
Bu Xiaoyu twisted the corner of his clothes, blushed and whispered, "Du Juan told me that I can't hold hands... I can't do that."
Bu Yaoming turned to look at Du Juan.
"Uncle Bu, they just once went out to place the animal trap, and the monkey pulled Xiaoyu's hand."
Du Juan listened for so long, and now she has somewhat understood the cause and effect of the matter.
She couldn't help but giggle, "Then at night, Xiaoyu asked me if my belly would get bigger if I held hands.
Uncle Bu, things are really not what you think."
The monkey who wanted to escape in the distance but didn't dare to run far heard the words and immediately shouted loudly, "That's because the road is too steep! She asked me to help her...I, I didn't do anything."
"
Bu Yaoming looked at Du Juan.
Du Juan nodded, "That's it."
turn out to be,
Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu were in love for the first time, because they often had to go into the mountains to open up wasteland and farm with the hunting team.
Occasionally, the two girls would go hunting with them.
In this environment of deep mountains and old forests, personal existence seems very small and powerless.
The power of the collective becomes particularly powerful at this time.
In our hearts, everyone longs to hug each other for warmth.
Over time, this Bu Xiaoyu developed a little fondness for the monkey who was smooth-talking, humorous in his words, and neat in doing things.
Once, when the two of them were going out, Monkey once reached out and gave Bu Xiaoyu a hand on the road.
Actually, nothing happened.
But during this period, the vast majority of rural girls actually lacked the most basic physiological knowledge.
When they visit relatives for the first time, they don't even know what's going on. Most of them will be frightened and helpless.
There are even some silly girls who sneak into the kitchen-->>
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In the room, dig a lot of firewood ash and stuff it into your underwear...
It was supposed to be Bu Yaoming's wife who was going to teach Bu Xiaoyu some physiological knowledge.
However, the mother-in-law in Bu Yaoming's family is actually very stupid. She basically only knows how to work and cook.
When your man needs it, just lie down and let him fuck you... As someone else's wife, isn't that what you have to do?
Therefore, the mother-in-law of Bu Yaoming's family really couldn't teach Bu Xiaoyu anything.
Bu Xiaoyu, who had no common sense, was more willing to talk to Du Juan when something happened.
She would tell her best friend Du Juan whether it was as big as having a dream of having sex or as small as Bu Xiaoyu's cheek hurting...
If a man and a woman hold hands, little monkeys will be born.
This is also one of Bu Xiaoyu’s misunderstandings.
It sounds very funny.
But it is a real situation in life.
After hearing what had happened, Bu Yaoming let out a long sigh of relief, "You are such a monkey, why don't you pick up my pole?"
"oh..."
The monkey responded.
After the rain, the sky clears up, and the storm begins to subside.
The overjoyed monkey quickly picked up the pole from under the tree and ran to help carry the rice bucket back.
"Luo Xuan, Captain Bu was ready to kill me with a gun just now, why didn't you help?"
The monkey complained while packing the basket, "I am loyal to you, with a red heart towards... right? How can you just watch me eat peanuts!"
Luo Xuan kicked him, "I said I could solve your wife's problem for you in the future, but I didn't ask you to hook up with Bu Xiaoyu.
You can't figure out what you should say and what you shouldn't touch?
Men, if you can't take care of your lower body, it will ruin the rest of your life."
"How could I hook up with her? She is a girl from the captain's family. With such a good background, how can we afford to be so high up?"
The monkey picked up the burden and grunted, "Why take care of the lower body? A living person can't even have this kind of fun, so what's the point of having energy? Huh, how old are you? You act like you have experience...
"
The two of them joked a little, and the monkey picked up the load and walked towards the shack.
When everyone sat around, Du Juan and Bu Xiaoyu were busy stewing dried mushrooms and pheasant soup in a casserole.
Winter has entered now.
It's cold in the mountains and we can no longer pick fresh mushrooms, so we eat fungus and other mountain products as vegetables.
Therefore, the hunting team could only stew some soup with wild mushrooms that had been picked and dried in the past.
warm.
Make a fire to simmer chicken soup, add some kimchi, and eat the rice picked by Bu Yaoming.
This is lunch for the hunting team, Du Juan and the others.
While the monkey was cooking, he asked, "Luo Xuan, you said that all the production teams outside eat for free now, so why are we still farming in the mountains?"
There is endless food outside, why do we have to work so hard to open up wasteland?"
Luo Xuan said: "Do you think everyone can last long if they eat like this?"
Gong Zhengang on the side said, "I don't care if it lasts forever? Anyway, I only know that eating now is free. We don't need to stay in the mountains, we can just go out and eat with open stomachs."
Li Shuhuai also echoed: "That's right, the grain yield per mu in other places is so high? If we don't have food here, we can just transfer it from outside."
The third generation is smarter and more clear-headed than those idiots.
He asked Luo Xuan: "Luo Xuan, do you think the grain yield per mu outside is really that high?"
Luo Xuan said: "I don't know whether the grain yield per mu in other places is high.
But all I know is that even if you return to the production team, you still have to work to have food to eat.
right?
And no matter how many kilograms he produces per acre, the amount of food you eat in each meal is only that much."
Luo Xuan stood up,
Ask everyone loudly, "Let me ask you, which meal are you not full to eat now? If you returned to the production team, would you be able to eat more than you do now, or better?"
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized: Yes!
It doesn’t matter whether it costs money to eat in the production team or not; it doesn’t matter whether the grain output in other places is that high.
But since joining the hunting team, everyone has three meals a day.
But...
Everyone also feels that there is free food in the production team, and if they don’t eat it for a few times... they always feel a little unwilling.
It seems like I always feel like I'm at a disadvantage.
Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, Luo Xuan knew in his heart: It's time to sound the alarm and wind up these shaky minds.
"Crash-"
Luo Xuan lifted the rifle leaning against the tree, pulled the bolt, and loaded the bullet!
"My liver——"
The third generation staggered in fright and quickly rolled aside.
Raise the gun.
Luo Xuan aimed at the mute squatting on the ground smoking a cigarette, "It is better to rely on yourself than relying on heaven and earth in this world!
I leave my words here for you today: The meaning of farming in the mountains is far greater than going back to the production team to eat in the big canteen!
If anyone among you dares to chirp me on this matter again in the future, or dare to question what I say...
Believe it or not, I will destroy him now?"
"Bang--"
The rice bowl in the monkey's hand fell to the ground!
Luo Xuan's gun was aimed at the mute, but the first person to be scared to death was the monkey.
"Say! Luo Xuan, don't mess around!"
Monkey's face turned pale with fright, and his legs trembled. "Put down the gun, put it down. Don't, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"
Because everyone in the hunting team knows: With Luo Xuan’s shooting skills, he is the one who hits where the bullet hits first and then draws a circle on the bullet hole!
Don't look at it, Luo Xuan is targeting the mute.
Needless to say,
The unlucky one will most likely be the monkey standing next to the mute!
The monkey was frightened half to death, and the mute was also frightened!
"Ahhhh, Abba Abba..."
I saw him quickly jumping up from the ground and pointing to his mouth.
That means: I am mute... How the hell can I be so dumb?
When did I ever question you?
Just now, I didn’t say a word!
"Aba Aba, ah ah..."
The mute man was making various noises anxiously while covering his chest with both hands.
Then make a heart-shaped shape and send it towards Luo Xuan repeatedly...
That means, the mute is showing Luo Xuan: You see, my heart is still very loyal to you.
You must not destroy me!
The mute is afraid, the monkey is frightened!
Even two idiots, Gong Zhengang and Li Shuhuai, who were standing two or three meters away from them, were so frightened by Luo Xuan's actions that they pissed themselves!
I saw the two of them rolling and crawling, and in the blink of an eye they hid behind the big tree, never daring to show their heads again!
Who doesn't know about Luo Xuan's Buddhist marksmanship?
Once the bullet in the gun comes out, who knows where it will fly?!
Luo Xuan raised his gun and asked sternly: "In the future, who among you will dare to question what I said?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison: "Don't dare!"
Luo Xuan asked again: "Do you believe me if I tell you that you will starve to death if you go out?"
Everyone said in unison: "Believe it!"
Damn it!
You are holding a gun in your hand, and the muzzle of the gun keeps coming and drifting...
Who dares to say that he doesn’t believe it?
"Huh, you don't have the ability to be the leader, but you still want to fly solo? You're tired of living, aren't you?"
Seeing that everyone's attitude was correct and their expressions were sincere, Luo Xuan put down his gun with satisfaction.
He began to sit down and have a cordial and friendly conversation with Bu Yaoming and Eucommia ulmoides.
While Luo Xuan and Bu Yaoming were chatting, suddenly Zhou Laoer, who was in charge of sentry duty, ran over in a panic!
"Luo Xuan, Luo Xuan, it's not good, it's not good!"
Zhou Laoer was out of breath and shouted from a distance: "Just now, a boy named Qiu Xiaogang came to the mountain to look for you."
Luo Xuan dropped the bullet casing he was playing with, stood up and asked, "Don't worry, tell me what's going on? Where are Qiu Xiaogang and the others?"
The hunting team placed many hunting traps and dug many traps in the Xiaolaojun Mountain area.
For the safety of the members of the production team, not far behind the new home of the Xiaolaojun Production Team, Luoxuan.
On the road leading to Xiaolaojun Mountain, the hunting team set up a checkpoint to prevent members of the production team from running into the mountains at will.
On the surface, that checkpoint is set up for the safety of the members.
actually,
The real purpose of setting up this level is to isolate the Xiaolaojun Mountain area from the rest of the world, so that Luo Xuan can do small things here...
[About Bu Xiaoyu, she thinks that if a man and a woman hold hands, they will get pregnant. In fact, there are indeed such girls in life, the personal experience of Little Ant.]
