The fat man standing at the door of the hotel was showing off his eloquence and sense of humor.
At the moment, there were also passengers laughing with him.
This is like a wild wolf. When it smiles at the gazelle, how can it not laugh twice as it is being hunted?
That doesn't give people face.
It simply affects the wolf's mood when eating.
this is not good.
——In fact, at any time and anywhere, there is no shortage of people who like to laugh with you.
In their hearts, they have actually vaguely felt that the other party may not have any good intentions.
But the cowardice in the bones of such people makes them willing to show a flattering and flattering smile to these bad guys.
I don't dare to fight either.
They do this because they are actually longing for the other party to kill them ruthlessly in their hearts.
This kind of person hopes that these bad guys in front of him can be accommodating to him;
Thus becoming the luckiest one among all the guys who were slaughtered.
In fact, it’s often the end.
Such spineless people are the ones who get slaughtered the most...
This is just like a pack of wolves. When they hunt, they will not attack the bulls with the strongest horns and the most fighting spirit in the herd.
Even the members of the production team don't want to cut leeks that are too hard...
Luo Xuan supported Chen Xiaoduan and stood under the eaves on the side, preparing to let her breathe before slowly going in to eat.
Luo Xuan is very clear about the routine of this kind of service point.
I am not short of money now, so I don’t want to make myself feel bad for spending these 3 and 2 yuan.
Not worth it.
“Going to the toilet costs 10 cents!”
Among the remaining passengers, some were anxious.
They couldn't bear it anymore and ran to the toilet under the courtyard wall.
However, there was a desk at the door of the row of simple toilets, and a dry middle-aged woman sat behind it.
I just heard her yelling fiercely: "Pay the money first, and then go to the toilet! If you don't eat, it's 2 cents for going to the toilet, and if you want to buy toilet paper, add 1 cent."
actually,
The woman sitting at the door of the toilet collecting money spoke with an accent from Rongwei County.
It's just that this guy, in order to prevent anyone from getting to know her as a fellow villager and establishing friendship with her.
So when she spoke, she deliberately held back her voice and pretended to have a foreign accent.
"Sister, didn't the gay man earlier say he came here if he wanted to use the toilet?"
among passengers,
A woman came forward and tried to reason with the woman, "At that time, the fat gay man didn't say that he had to pay for using the restroom!"
"Then he didn't say he wouldn't charge money! Besides, what does the toilet have to do with him being a food seller?
The damn fat guy is here to fill your stomachs with food.
I'm here to let you put things out.
Can he control whether I charge money here?"
The woman in charge of collecting fees has long been tired of these people who come here to bargain with me.
She raised her eyebrows: "I paid someone to dig this toilet. I usually clean it, maintain the squatting pit, and pick out the feces and empty it.
Don’t I need money? I don’t need food?
Are you saying that you, a person like you, have lived so much in vain and you can’t even understand this truth? I’m telling you, you are really at ease!”
The woman was helpless.
Fire and water showed no mercy, and at this time she did not dare to delay any longer, so she had to tremble and take out a blue handkerchief from her pocket.
The woman's hands were trembling, and she opened the handkerchief tremblingly, revealing a roll of red and green banknotes wrapped in the handkerchief.
Following the woman, some male passengers could not help but feel their hearts tightening when they saw this scene!
It costs 20 cents to urinate?
This is too expensive!
If I can save these 2 cents, I can buy 3 fried pea cakes for my children after I go back to satisfy their craving!
then,
Many male passengers who were worried about money sneaked towards the small tree beside the courtyard wall.
Those lesbians should pay attention to the impact when they go to the toilet.
But male passengers don't have such taboos.
As the old saying goes: Don’t look at people when you pee. If you look at people, it won’t be able to pee!
Among the gay men in the production team, who wouldn’t just take off their belts and start doing it?
Unfortunately,
There is an old saying that goes: The Tao is as high as one foot, and the devil is as high as one foot.
The store has been open here for a long time. What kind of people have you never seen before, the woman guarding the toilet?
"Peeling in public will result in a fine of 1 yuan."
The woman sitting behind the long table at the door of the toilet.
Slowly and leisurely, he took out a low-quality cigarette from his pocket, and then held it skillfully in his mouth.
He didn't even look at the male passengers who were about to leave.
He just shouted coldly: "Are you humans, or are you donkeys of the production team?
Pull out a three-inch long guy and you dare to pee all over my floor?
Think about it, if we were to go to your house and urinate everywhere like you, would you do it?"
When the male passengers heard this, they immediately stopped and walked back obediently.
It costs 1 yuan to pee on that side and 2 cents here.
No matter how you calculate it, it can't be settled...
While everyone was waiting in line to pay, they were silently greeting the sallow-faced woman with no flesh on her cheeks and a pair of triangular eyes in front of her.
Everyone is thinking in their hearts that the female members of this 18th generation of ancestors have an intimate relationship that goes beyond friendship...
As for the woman who charges the fee, the toilet she just mentioned was paid for by someone else.
It was also this woman who picked out the excrement and poured it out...
He even said plausibly that there was no relationship between this toilet and that hotel.
Only a fool would believe this!
Open a service point here, since it can even open a restaurant of such a large scale.
How could it be possible without building a toilet as well?
And during this period, human body gold was found in the cesspools of public toilets.
Those are rare treasures in the eyes of the members of the nearby production team!
Even if everyone doesn't hesitate to stuff a few packs of cigarettes into this restaurant, they still have to rush to pick up the shit.
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bsp; Why does the woman who guards the toilet need to take out the feces herself?!
only,
Everyone has nothing to do with this woman except silently greeting her ancestors in their hearts.
All the passengers could only queue up and pay.
Then go into the smelly toilet one by one to solve the problem.
There is another old saying: People under the eaves have to bow their heads!
But even if you lower your head, you may not have good results.
Everyone held their noses and carefully stared at every inch of their feet before carefully entering the toilet.
The environment inside this simple public toilet is so bad that few future generations may be able to imagine it.
I'm afraid not a few big guys are willing to believe it.
I saw more than a dozen squat pits lined up in the toilet.
This kind of squatting pit is made of some partitions with long strips of stones on top of the cesspit.
For people to put their feet down and squat.
Some people's chrysanthemums grow crookedly, some people have roundworms in their stomachs, and some people unfortunately are shooting javelin...
Anyway, no matter what.
There are yellow, black, and green stones on these stones for people to step on, and there are also roundworms as long as chopsticks wrapped in them...
Thin, dry, neither dry nor thin...
Various colors, various forms, indescribable excrement, a pile here and a pile there.
Even the earthen wall behind is dotted with stars and lights...
Opposite the squatting pit, there are more than a dozen large urine buckets lined up.
In the words of the woman who is sitting at the door and is responsible for charging: Separate dry goods from parallel goods, and human body gold and yellow water cannot be mixed.
actually.
The real reason why there is such a row of urine buckets is because the collection stations during this period were purchasing large amounts of urine.
What’s in this bucket is not urine!
That's 3 cents or 5 cents.
In the urine bucket.
Because most of the water has evaporated, the urine in the bucket is so viscous that it can even hang a cup...
No need to taste it yourself!
As long as a person stops in the toilet, it is guaranteed that it will not be soft when it enters the nose.
It's definitely a throat, straight up to the head.
Wait until more than a dozen water cannons fired violently at these urine buckets.
The strong smell of ammonia produced by the mixture of old and new urine...
Ouch, that smell...
It’s just not showing off anymore!M..coM
Passengers who entered the public restroom to solve the problem all went in with their noses held in their hands and came out with their mouths covered.
Everyone's face was red from holding it back, and their eyes were filled with tears.
It's like a little daughter-in-law at home who has been insulted by her mother-in-law but has nowhere to redress her grievances: one hand is shaking violently, while the other hand is tightly covering her mouth.
The eyes are full of tears, which makes people feel pity..
As soon as these passengers rushed out of the toilet door, they all fled.
that scene,
It really looks like the little daughters-in-law in the village who have suffered so much and want to drown themselves in the river...
After everyone used the toilet, they lined up under the eaves outside the hotel lobby and washed their hands in the sink.
This is the official start of the journey to improve your posture.
I saw the fat man from before still standing under the eaves.
With a smile on his face, he greeted the passengers, "Come on, come on, comrades, please go inside.
There are tables, chairs and benches inside for everyone to rest. There are also steaming and fragrant meals for everyone to enjoy a good meal.
There is also sweet boiled water, you just open it and drink it.
Our catering service company is here to provide services to you, the masses! You’re welcome, please come in!”
The passengers who had just enjoyed a visual and tasteful feast in the toilet.
Some of them really lost their appetite at this time.
Then he took out the oranges, plantains, or a few boiled eggs that he had brought with him, and prepared to stand in the yard and make a simple meal.
The fat man saw this.
The face that was full of smiles just now couldn't help but fall down.
I saw him pointing at the two mother and daughter who were peeling oranges in the yard, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing?"
Among the mother and daughter.
The daughter among them looks like a middle school student.
As for her mother, she looked like an honest and obedient housewife.
He saw the fat man yelling at him.
The 15- or 6-year-old daughter has a big chest.
Then he stood up bravely and replied abruptly, "My mother is motion-sick and has no appetite for food now. We plan to peel two oranges here and eat them..."
"Eat, eat, eat. In my hall, which is several hundred square meters, there is still no room for you?
You are standing in front of my hotel, eating the food you brought with you, aren't you trying to slap me in the face?!
Comrade, what you are doing is unacceptable! You have slapped my left cheek, and you want me to stretch my right cheek to you too!"
The fat man said.
With his two stern eyes, he looked around coldly at the other passengers standing in the yard, watching the excitement with trepidation.
Then he said in a cold voice: "Everyone, please judge. Do you think this ignorant little girl went too far?"
Of course the fat man would not, waiting for those passengers to answer him.
His purpose in doing this was just to kill the chicken and respect the monkey.
Said,
The fat man turned his head and shouted sharply at the little hen waiting to be slaughtered: "Little girl, can you tell me, is it because the food in my restaurant doesn't taste good?
Or is my environment too bad? It makes you dislike me?
The fat man roared in a loud voice that could be heard three miles away: "Little girl, I'm not talking about you! What are you doing?
Do you think it’s okay to set up a stall outside the blacksmith shop to sell the kitchen knives you brought?”
The little girl has just grown up and has no social experience at all.
Now that she was asked this question by the fat man, she immediately blushed!
I stood there for a moment, helpless and miserable, not knowing how to deal with it.
It seemed like what the fat man said: What I did was so wrong!
It's just... too, too much!!
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