Uncle Zhou has a spare pigsty at home, and the floor inside the pigsty is covered with bluestone slabs.
No pigs have been raised in this pigsty for a long time now. Its main function now is to use it for bathing.
"Crash-"
The eldest and second sons of the Zhou family were in the pig pen, washing their stinky bodies with cold water.
"Third brother, get me a handful of grain and grass. I need to rub off a layer of skin."
While taking a bath, Boss Zhou cursed and greeted Luo Xuan, "He's made of wheat and wheat! Luo Xuan is like a dog..."
Halfway through the scolding, Boss Zhou suddenly stopped talking.
He really didn't know how to scold that evil Luo Xuan next: scold him as evil?
Afterwards, he showed up openly and sneaked away without scaring his two brothers into falling into the manure pit.
Dare to do it and dare to admit it, it is not particularly yin... at least, Luo Xuanyin's is not so pure.
Scolding him for being too harsh on him?
Luo Xuan, his son of a bitch, has become so ruthless that he dares to bite him with a poisonous snake!
When he thought of the two poisonous snakes hanging from Luo Xuan's wrist, Boss Zhou couldn't help but shuddered all over!
Boss Zhou was still in awe of ruthless people like Luo Xuan, so he really didn't want to scold Luo Xuan any more with unpleasant curse words.
"Lao San, why don't you go get some water quickly?"
The second child was holding a wooden ladle, pouring water and scrubbing his body, while yelling at his younger brother in the room, "Go to Aunt Zhang and borrow some water from Yi Yang's house! There's not enough."
In Uncle Zhou's house, these three brothers usually carry water for cooking, washing and boiling water, and all the housework.
Uncle Zhou usually stays in the breeding room most of the time. He will only come back once during meal time.
Now the eldest and second eldest children of the Zhou family need to wash away the stench from their bodies, which requires a lot of water.
But the third child of the Zhou family was too weak to fetch water from the well, so he could only carry a bucket and borrow water from his neighbor's house.
After the two brothers were finally cleaned up, the second brother gritted his teeth and said to the other two brothers: "Let's go and settle the score with that bitch Luo Xuan!"
"Snapped!"
The boss reached out and slapped the second child on the back of the head, "Do we still have time to fight now? Why don't we quickly take the guy with us and catch sparrows?"
Uncle Zhou loves to drink.
Although he didn't choose the food and drinks, the three brothers would go to the evil alcoholic father almost every day to get some weird things and serve them to Uncle Zhou.
Snakes, mice, bamboo rats, and sparrows are the best. If you don't have these meaty vegetables, stir-fried broad beans and dried sweet potatoes will do the trick.
Uncle Zhou has some appetizers, so when he gets drunk and beats these three brothers at night, their fate will be slightly better.
Once the three brothers are beaten severely, the guy who was beaten can remind Uncle Zhou: Dad, I caught a bamboo rat for you today...
Take advantage of others' mercy.
In this way, when Uncle Zhou hits him, he won't be so cruel.
——This is the valuable struggle experience that the three brothers of the Zhou family have slowly accumulated after being severely beaten by Uncle Zhou for many years.
Thinking of their father's evil appearance when he was drunk and crazy, the three brothers all shuddered and did not care to settle the score with Luo Xuan. They hurriedly rummaged for tools and prepared to go out to catch sparrows.
"Brother, that Luo Xuan, isn't he going to ambush us again?"
Before going out, the second child suddenly remembered this problem and quickly asked the boss, "Do you want to send someone to conduct fire reconnaissance?"
Boss Zhou waved his hand and ordered firmly: "Okay, Comrade Commander, please send out investigators immediately to find out the enemy's situation!"
Bashu Province has many warlords, bandits, gangsters, and pao brothers since ancient times.
People have been tested in wars for a long time, and all of them are good at dealing with the "enemy".
In addition, what everyone likes to talk about most now is either the suppression of bandits in the southwest or the cleanup of the bandit army, or the glorious deeds of the heroic volunteers who defeated the American Japanese in the Caoxian War.
Anyway, what everyone likes to talk about most is the topic of war, so that when the three brothers of the Zhou family spoke, they only talked about war terms.
The eldest brother is 40, and the second child, who is very loyal to his brother, naturally becomes the chief.
As the saying goes, don't avoid relatives when promoting talents, only use talents.
The second son of the Zhou family received the order and immediately turned his face away!
"What are you looking at me for?"
The third child had a premonition that something was bad, so he quickly shrank his head and shouted: "I'm not going out! That Luo Xuan has poisonous snakes in his hands, and he will beat me."
in the house.
One is 40, the other is 39, and the remaining third has the lowest rank.
Why don't these two brothers use 38 as cadres?
"Comrade Lao San, now I order you to go and investigate the enemy's situation so that you can cover the large troops to reach the predetermined position smoothly!"
The second child reached out and took out the third child's equipment from the corner: a spear made of jute pole.
A little bit below the tip of the gun, there is also a piece of red cloth that has been torn into pieces, which looks very similar to the red tassel gun.
"I, I don't want the red tassel gun!"
The third child, who felt deeply humiliated, pouted and said, "I want a submachine gun and a rocket launcher!"
"Comrade Lao San!"
Seeing that his subordinate commander could not move his orders, Boss Zhou put one hand on his waist and criticized with a serious face: "Obey the orders! You are an investigator now. Have you ever seen someone go out with a rocket launcher to catch tongues?
Are you trying to find out about the enemy? Go quickly!"
Said.
Boss Zhou raised his leg, "Otherwise, I will kill you!"
The third child is afraid of the boss, second only to their alcoholic father.
Nowadays, most of the company and first-level guys in the production team are still at home, feeding chickens, sweeping floors, and the like.
Although the Zhou brothers have a high position, they are few and far between.
Now, in a room full of senior military officers, there really is no one available.
Seeing that the boss was angry, the third child had no choice but to cry sadly, pick up the "Red Tassel Gun" and slowly pull out the latch on the door. He stuck his head out and carefully observed the enemy situation outside the door.
It's sunny outside and the breeze is not dry.
There was no cock crow or dog barking.
Only then did the third child dare to open half of the door panel, hold up the 'red tassel gun', and sneak out quietly like a Japanese soldier entering a village.
Out the door.
The third child watched carefully from front to back, left and right, and if there was any slightest movement around him, the third child would stop and point the "tip of the gun" at that direction for a while to alert.
a long time.
It's quiet around here...
Only then did the third child dare to continue searching.
Although the third son of the Zhou family was afraid, he was afraid that the cunning Luo Xuan would suddenly come out from behind a pile of firewood or from a corner to attack him.
But after all, he is more afraid of his elder brother.
Luo Xuan's vicious methods can only be said to be 'possible'.
If you don't do your job well, Boss Zhou's fist will definitely and definitely fall on you.
Seeing nothing unusual around him, Lao San turned to his house and shouted: "Report to the leader, everything is safe! No enemy situation has been detected!"
"Okay, let's go!"
Boss Zhou's resolute and decisive voice came from inside the room: "Pay attention to the cross cover of fire, and all units must advance alternately!"
These three guys are very into the drama!
Not long after.
The second child was in front, holding a bamboo cage for catching sparrows in one hand, and a hand-made "tongue box" made of paulownia wood in the other hand, and he walked out the door carefully.
Behind the main hall of Mr. Zhou.
I saw him holding up a "turntable machine gun" made of bamboo tubes and discarded pot lids with both hands, and walked out with his head held high and his chest held high with an extremely determined expression.
On his face, there was a sense of willingness to die...