As soon as Boss Zhou entered the bamboo forest, he saw his second brother lying on the ground with his butt sticking out and looking into a cave.
"Brother, look at this bamboo rat hole. I feel that the bamboo rat inside is not too small."
The second child heard footsteps.
Turning to the boss, the third child said excitedly: "If we can catch this bamboo rat today, then we don't have to catch sparrows. Not to mention the effort of catching that thing, there are only two ounces of meat. Save some time,
You can still beat that bitch Luo Xuan!"
Boss Zhou has no interest in beating Luo Xuan or not.
But as soon as he heard that there was a bamboo rat to catch, Boss Zhou pulled his penis lying on the ground and leaned over to carefully observe the soil at the entrance of the bamboo rat's cave.
Don't look at the fact that the boss has no culture.
But he has mastered the art of catching bamboo rats extremely well.
He only needs to look at the soil at the entrance of the cave and the bamboo rat feces to estimate the size of the bamboo rat, and the error will never exceed 1 tael.
Boss Zhou is good at catching bamboo rats, but he is not good at studying.
Mr. Zhou, who only attended elementary school for three years, dropped out of school and stayed at home.
After dropping out of school, Boss Zhou relied on his fists and strong forehead to withstand a beating.
In just one week, Boss Zhou overturned the previous 40 in the production team and became the king of children in the production team.
In this period, people who can complete three years of "junior primary school" can be regarded as half-literate people in rural areas.
only.
Boss Zhou went to school differently: for the three years he was in school, he was always in the first-grade elementary school enlightenment class, learning 123 and 321 on his fingers.
Sometimes, when his fingers are not enough, Mr. Zhou will lift his feet and count his toes.
After attending school for three full years, he never advanced to the second grade.
Because of this incident, the boss of the Zhou family was often laughed at by people in the production team.
But Uncle Zhou didn't take it seriously: What do you do if you know so many words?
In the end, he is not allowed to become a son-in-law in someone else's house?
He taught Uncle Zhou so much that he always felt that he was at a disadvantage and that he had raised a good son for someone else in vain...
then.
When I met people in the mountains who were interested in recruiting a son-in-law, they came to the production team to inquire about the boss of the Zhou family.
Uncle Zhou would reply: "Here I am, able to work, literate, and not picky about food. If you take him back and raise him for a few years, I will never lose you in the future."
If you meet someone and ask about Boss Zhou’s education level.
Uncle Zhou would always wave his hand: "The cultural foundation of my place is very solid!"
When other people inquired about it, they all couldn't help but burst out laughing: This guy had only been in the first grade of elementary school for three years...
That foundation is really well laid!
Although Mr. Zhou is not good at studying, he is very proficient in climbing trees to dig out bird's nests, going down rivers to catch turtles, and going into the ground to catch bamboo rats.
The second child found a bamboo rat hole today, which is a rare good thing.
After careful observation by Boss Zhou, he finally concluded that this was a bamboo rat that had abandoned its home and fled.
Because the soil that was pulled out at the entrance of the cave has dried up.
But now the layer of fresh soil above it is enough to prove that this bamboo rat is like Hu Hansan, and now it is back!
Finish evaluating the prey.
Boss Zhou kicked the second child away and ordered: "Get out of the way and let me catch him."
The second child refused, "Brother, I'd better catch him."
The boss stared: "You dare to fight with me?"
The third child on the side stretched out his hand, quietly tugged on the elder brother's sleeves, and begged in a low voice: "Brother, let the second child catch you. Don't forget, today is the 16th."
"Well……"
When Boss Zhou heard this, he was suddenly at a loss for words.
In desperation, he had no choice but to step aside and let his second brother catch the bamboo rat.
No. 16.
Count the days.
Today it's the second dick's turn to be spanked...
These three brothers would usually fight each other for food and clothing. When they fight with each other, they will not strike more gently than those outside.
But a fight is a fight, and a fight is a fight. The three brothers are rarely united in how to alleviate the beatings they receive from Uncle Zhou.
Because the three brothers all know one thing: if anyone brings back good food for his father, he can talk about it later when he is beaten by Uncle Zhou and becomes anxious.
If you use the gong to overcome it, it is very likely that the intensity of the beating you will receive will be reduced a lot.
Since today is the second child's turn to be beaten, the eldest and third child are really embarrassed to argue with him.
The second child couldn't help but feel overjoyed when he saw that he had received special treatment for catching bamboo rats!
I saw him quickly stretching his arms and digging into the cave impatiently...
"Ouch——"
As soon as his arm was inserted, the second child frowned and let out a painful groan.
The boss on the side put his hands on his knees. When he saw this, he quickly asked the second child, "What's wrong? Have you been bitten by a bamboo rat? Silly you, you don't know how to make your hands into fists and then straighten them after touching the bamboo rat.
Are you going to grab it with your fingers?"
The look of pain on the second child's face became more and more serious.
I saw him lying on the ground, stretching his arms as much as possible and stuffing them into the hole. He turned sideways and shook his head at the boss beside him and said, "It's not a bamboo rat..."
"Could it be...a python?"
Boss Zhou became excited when he heard this, "Get out of the way, let me catch it!"
"Not a python."
The second child's face was flushed with pain and he was about to cry, "It's...it's Luo Xuan!"
Boss Zhou and the third boss were both stunned: "Luo Xuan??"
"puff--"
Boss Zhou raised his big foot and immediately stepped on the second child's ass, "Who the hell are you kidding? Luo Xuan, how could he get into such a small hole?!"
"Brother, please stop kicking me, wuwuwu..."
After all, the third child couldn't resist. The huge pain came from his hand. He couldn't help but opened his mouth and cried loudly, "I call you a rotten immortal Banban! He, he is hiding in this cave.
A bamboo trap for catching hares! Woohoo, brother, help me quickly, brother..."
This time.
Boss Zhou and the third child finally understood: This cave in front of them is not a bamboo rat cave.
This riding horse is clearly that Luo Xuan, who dug a hole here for his brothers!
Speaking of the Zhengxing Brigade and the 6th Production Team, the three Zhou brothers have offended many people: from old men in their 70s to little kids as young as 3 or 4 years old.
There is no living creature that walks on two legs in the 6 production team that these three brothers have not offended!
But among those people, the adults couldn't afford to offend Uncle Zhou, and the little kids were afraid of the three Zhou brothers.
The only person who dares to retaliate against the three brothers of the Zhou family in this way, and who also resorts to insidious tricks that make people unable to guard against them, is probably Luo Xuan today.
In the entire production team.
I'm afraid he's the only one with the brains to think of all these endless tricks and dirty tricks...
If the two brothers Big Rabbit and Little Rabbit were left alone, Boss Zhou thought that even if he lent them eight pieces of courage, they would not dare to provoke him.
Moreover, those guys only know how to play in the mud and catch bamboo shoot bugs, how could they come up with such a trick!
Although Boss Zhou figured out the key, he didn't have time to think more about it for the time being.
When you are anxious, you can only look at the present first.
Now you have to get the second hand out first, right?
So the eldest brother and the third child hurriedly found thick wooden sticks and large bamboo branches, and dug hard along the direction of the bamboo rat's burrow.
