This is a harvest season, this is a season full of joy.
The members of the production team are busy harvesting rice, breaking corn, and harvesting black beans and broad beans in the fields.
inside the ground,
The yellow ones have bracts and caterpillars.
The black ones include broad beans and caterpillars.
There are many caterpillars on the trees by the lake!
This kind of caterpillar is not as poisonous as the "star anise" and "white thorn". In some places, it is also called "huo spicy" and "burr".
Its size is much smaller than that of spicy chili.
The whole body is yellow-black and looks a bit like a smaller version of a caterpillar.
But it is much more poisonous than ordinary caterpillars!
If this kind of "hot dog" falls on someone's back, it's fine if you don't touch it, but if you touch it, you'll be in big trouble!
Out of the instinct of self-preservation,
This kind of caterpillar releases a large amount of venom, which makes people feel painful, itchy, and comfortable.
I just don’t know that Bian Hongxing, who has always been firm in his stance and resolute in character, has a lot of conflicts between him and the "hot and spicy guy".
Who will be more powerful?
Bian Hongxing stood 3 meters away from Luo Xuan and began to hold his breath, waiting for Luo Xuan to ask the question.
Luo Xuan asked: "'I have lived here for decades.' Comrade Hongxing, please take the next sentence and point out which episode it is from and what page it is on?"
Bian Hongxing's basic theoretical knowledge is still excellent after all.
Without even thinking about it, he just answered casually: "I have been farming for decades. What kind of farmers' association? Ouch! I am Cao Ni Ma! I said Ouch, I am Cao Ni Ma."
at the very beginning,
Bian Hongxing also answered in a matter-of-fact manner.
All the students couldn't help but show a look of admiration on their faces.
But as soon as he said the name of the animal behind him, the scene fell into silence!
It can definitely be regarded as a pin drop that can be heard.
silence,
It was a stunned, oppressive silence that left people breathless.
Bian Hongxing, who was holding his hands backwards, stretched his arms from his shoulders and tried to scratch his back.
At this time, he was jumping up and down like a comedian, hissing and gasping for air!
If someone is unfortunate enough to land on someone else's back, it's already considered a winner.
Bian Hongxing, who was extremely lucky, was lucky enough to win a super jackpot at this time: 5 "hot dogs" fell into the collar of his back at the same time.
The son of luck, the chosen one!
I saw him jumping around,
While yelling, "Cao Nima! Oh, Farmers' Association. My Cao hurts me to death!"
His whole body ached and itched, but his mind was still tense with the need to answer Luo Xuan's question.
So much so that Bian Hongxing was already in a state of confusion and incoherent.
Dare you scold the Farmers’ Association?
This is already audacious.
And you dare to tamper with your original intention?
This. Ouch!
The classmate No. 100 present was all shocked on the outside and tender on the inside, and everyone was shocked and dumbfounded!
At this time, there were still many students pouring over here one after another.
The body was concentrating on scratching the itch, but in the mind, Bian Hongxing was thinking about answering Luo Xuan's question.
It’s so busy!
Everyone is in a hurry
The situation at the surrounding scene had been completely ignored by Bian Hongxing.
Double physical and mental pressure,
He really couldn't take care of the distraction and came to see the abnormal situation on the faces of the students around him, which almost made his jaw drop in shock.
"Bian! What do you mean? What kind of vicious language are you using?!"
Other students only felt thunder rolling from the sky.
For a while, no one had time to react.
Unexpected!
The first one to jump out and launch a fierce attack on Bian Hongxing was Cheng Xiangyang!
I saw him jumping three feet high,
He yelled: "Rebellion, rebellion! Bian Hongxing is a sanctimonious guy who speaks with awe and justice.
Never expected that!
He turns out to be a duplicitous, opportunistic bad guy! Students, what are you still doing in a daze? Catch him quickly and send him to the school staff office!"
Say it,
Cheng Xiangyang moved sideways and instantly moved in front of Bian Hongxing, giving him a hug and a throw!
Just listen to "Plop——"!
Bian Hongxing, whose back was itching unbearably, was immediately turned into Xiangyang and fell to the ground hard!!
"Are you crazy?"
The damage caused by the caterpillar was definitely not as severe as Cheng Xiangyang's hard throw, which made Bian Hongxing even more heartbroken: "Cheng Xiangyang! Why did you... Uh-huh."
Before Bian Hongxing, who was beaten to death, could fully understand the situation.
Cheng Xiangyang, who had just thrown Bian Hongxing because of hugging him, kicked hard behind the Jiefang shoes on his feet.
that shoe,
Then he completely kissed Cheng Xiangyang's feet and said goodbye.
With quick reaction, he pressed Bian Hongxing firmly with his elbow and wiped off the smelly socks from his feet, which already had three holes.
Then he stuffed it into Bian Hongxing's mouth.
"vomit--"
Cheng Xiangyang is not as lucky as Luo Xuan: Luo Xuan has two girls, Zhang Xiaoli and Zhang Xin, who take turns washing his clothes and socks.
Cheng Xiangyang has always advocated that people should and can only pursue extreme spiritual fullness.
He probably doesn't care much about material scarcity.
Therefore Cheng Xiangyang’s pair of socks,
It’s a mixture of the smell of pickled cabbage, the moldy smell of sweet potato cellars, the smell of fermentation of dead branches and leaves, the smell of rotting dead mice, the mixed smell of dog feces and cat urine, and the smell of farts after eating too much fried soybeans.
Wait for the rotten socks with the compound taste to be stuffed into Bian Hongxing's mouth.
All of a sudden, Bian Hongxing was made to retch.
"vomit--"
Bian Hongxing's stomach was churning, and his nose was undergoing terrible torture.
And his heart was completely broken.
Bian Hongxing has always regarded Cheng Xiangyang as his strongest ally.
Consider yourself your most reliable comrade-in-arms.
Never expected that!
He turned around and realized that the weather was similar to the weather in the mountains: it would change at any time.
Moreover, the left side of Cheng Xiangyang's face can be sunny; while the right half of his face can be cloudy.
Why would he, Cheng Xiangyang, treat himself like this?
Bian Hongxing was puzzled.
I wanted to scream, but there was a big smelly sock stuffed in my mouth. For a while, I couldn't push it out with my tongue.
Bian Hongxing wanted to stretch out his hand and pull Cheng Xiangyang away.
But one of his hands was tightly clamped by Cheng Xiangyang, while the other hand was stretched out by that guy named Peng Yong with a hateful big foot.
He stepped directly on the mud beside the lake and couldn't move.
Bian Hongxing wanted to kick his legs to get rid of Cheng Xiangyang who was pressing on him.
No way
Those students who had already reacted at this time.
Now there is a swarm of people coming forward, reaching out to grab Bian Hongxing's limbs, torso, and even his head.
They were all pressed so hard that Bian Hongxing could not move.
What made Bian Hongxing feel even more happy and angry was: the two people came to hold down his head, and the other one reached out to pull his ears.
But there are two very beautiful girls: one is Zhang Xiaoli and the other is Zhang Xiner.
Bian Hongxing has never had such close contact with these two beauties.
Holding Bian Hongxing's ears, Zhang Xiaoli's hands were warm and smooth, and her skin was very delicate.
As for Zhang Xiner, who was holding Bian Hongxing's head with only one hand, her hand was cold and soft.
Being pressed by Zhang Xin's jade hands, people felt cool and slippery on their foreheads.
Very comfortable.
It makes people feel an inexplicable sense of stability and calmness.
Unfortunately,
Miss Zhang Xin's other hand pinched her nose tightly.
I saw her tilting her head, with a look of disgust and disgust on her face
Seeing this situation,
Bian Hongxing felt desolate and aggrieved: the smell of that sock was indeed indescribable.
Miss Zhang Xin, your nose is at least 1 foot 2 inches away from that sock.
But I have it in my mouth right now!
How to calculate this account?!
"Cheng Xiangyang, my liver is cold and you are cold!"
At this time, Bian Hongxing just wanted to transcend generations and have close contact with Cheng Xiangyang's mother.
I would like to take this opportunity to vent my resentment towards Cheng Xiangyang, a young man in his mid-teens!
But the ideal is full, but the reality is full of stench and skinny: the curses coming from Bian Hongxing's mouth can be heard in everyone's ears.
It was just a burst of choking sounds of "woo woo, woo woo".
Don’t argue when you have something to say!
When Li San'er, the swallow, was pushed to the market entrance, he could still shout: 20 years later, I will be a good man again!
Now there are at least 18 male and female students pressing on Bian Hongxing, both inside and outside!
It’s like being an Arhat
The drum was broken and thousands of people beat it.
At this time, if he is not brave and active, and severely punishes this Bian Hongxing, how can he express his position, which is firm and correct?
this matter,
In the end, Bian Hongxing was ordered by the school's leader, who wanted to put things to rest, to write a profound and sincere apology.
Then it ended with profound self-criticism and self-examination at the school-wide teacher-student meeting.
The school leaders’ decision on this punishment is actually understandable: after all, schools are places of teaching and educating people.
The school leaders don’t want to ruin any student’s future easily.
As for the mental punishment, Bian Hongxing could easily pass it.
But the next material punishment made Bian Hongxing very worried: he had to pay a fine of 50 yuan to encourage the students to actively learn sentences, and he needed the funds to buy prizes.
Bian Hongxing's monthly salary is roughly 26 yuan and 70 cents.
Invite all the teachers and students of the school to have a meat dish.
According to Bian Hongxing's estimate: this expenditure will probably cost around 170 to 180 yuan.
Although the money was quite a lot, Bian Hongxing still had to hold his nose to admit it!
It is impossible to default on a debt.
Just like those members of the production team who went to the commune health center to see a doctor: if the members had not paid so much money at that time.
It doesn't matter!
The commune health center will still treat him.
At the end of the year, the health center will naturally go to the member, his brigade, or the production team to settle the bill.
Depend on heaven and earth,
So far, I have never heard of any member of a commune being in debt, not a member of the production team.
Same thing:
If Bian Hongxing dares to default on his debt, the school leaders will call his former employer.
The leaders of the units there will naturally send financial personnel to send the money to the school.
As for the money advanced by the unit, they will naturally deduct it from Bian Hongxing's monthly salary.
If you do this, Bian Hongxing will end up losing not only a penny of the public money.
On the contrary, the reputation will become bad.
Even if Bian Hongxing borrows it from his colleagues in the work unit and finds ways to collect it from everywhere, he still has to take out the money obediently.
This money is really too much
How can we put it all together?
Bian Hongxing was in despair, sitting in the dormitory thinking about it.
After much thought,
Bian Hongxing gradually had some idea in his mind: When he made the bet with Luo Xuan, didn't Cheng Xiangyang also get involved?
Moreover, he had promised to sponsor him a sum of money
Then find Cheng Xiangyang and share some of it!
Anyway, since he became Xiangyang, he came to school with a salary to further his studies.
This guy is also rich!
But what Bian Hongxing never expected was that Cheng Xiangyang would not admit his guilt at all.
Some people say that only when money is involved in friendship between men can we see how unreliable it is.
It's because of this huge sum of money.
Bian Hongxing and Cheng Xiangyang finally fell out.
From then on, they became irreconcilable and even life-and-death enemies.
