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Chapter 566

In this world,

In fact, there is no such thing as a good relationship or a bad relationship.

As long as the benefit to the other party is great enough, and the enemy lets him call you daddy affectionately, it won't be a big problem.

Luo Xuan didn't expect the dancers in the village to call him dad.

Therefore, Luo Xuan was not prepared to provide too much benefit to the dancers.

But it must also make him sickly sweet.

——If the gift-giving is not up to standard, not only will it not have the desired effect, but it will also attract complaints.

this time,

Luo Xuan planned to make the dancer look as bright as the peach blossoms in March when he saw him in the future.

"Dancer, please come over here."

When the dancer announced that Miao Meisha was cured and turned around and walked out of the room, Luo Xuan called him aside.

Ask him in a low voice, "You can't cure her with your medical skills, right?"

The dancer's face straightened: "What are these words? This is a magic! Do you understand it?"

Luo Xuan curled his lips and said, "Spells? I'll ask for a diagnosis. You've got three of them. Just now you said you were using a bamboo tube to see what kind of monsters and monsters were hidden on Miao Meisha's body... Actually, I'd bet on it."

You are smelling her scent! A dying person must have the smell of death on his body."

"It's a pity that you were wrong this time! Miao Meisha had an acute cold.

The few herbs you have on hand take effect too slowly, so you are not sure you can cure her."

Luo Xuan chuckled, "I saw that in the package you brought, there were so many mugwort and mint, white medicine Poria, Panax Notoginseng System Nanxing...

Don't tell me that these things are necessary magical tools for casting spells."

The dancer was about to refute.

Luo Xuan patted him on the shoulder, "I can cure Miao Meisha, but I can't."

After all, the dancer was born and raised here, and his brain is actually not particularly good.

Now being surrounded by Luo Xuan,

The dancer was a little confused, "What do you mean? What are you doing?"

Luo Xuan took out 2 cold-clearing tablets, 3 erythromycin tablets, and 1 pain reliever tablet from his pocket.

Quietly put it into the dancer's hand.

Patting him on the shoulder: "The medicine will cure the disease... No, it's because you, the dancer, are so powerful that you can't cure it right away."

Dancer, with your full spell... you turned the danger into safety. It's amazing, I admire you!"

The dancer looked surprised and uncertain.

“I’ll have a happy cooperation from now on.”

Luo Xuan smiled slightly, "Afterwards, I still have 8 kilograms of python meat, plus 10 kilograms of rice to thank the dancer for his hard work."

The dancer's eyes widened, "How many more of these medicines do you have...cough cough cough."

The dancer quickly shut up and looked around in a panic.

Seeing no one around,

The dancer whispered, "Can it really cure her?"

Luo Xuan frowned, "It's your credit for being cured. If Miao Meisha can't be cured, it's Lao Min and Hanzhu who should be crying... You won't lose anything."

"That's true."

The dancer lowered his voice and asked quietly: "I mean these pills, do you still have more?"

Luo Xuan replied, "Enough!"

"Then I'll be the one to do it, and you'll match these films for me?"

The dancer's hands trembled with excitement, "And for the reward, let's add two to one and make five?"

Luo Xuan was stunned, "Do you know how to make an abacus?"

The dancer shook his head, "This is a word I heard from other people's mouths. I don't know how to calculate, but I can calculate..."

Luo Xuan thought for a while, "The reward should be yours, I don't want it. But after a while, when I want to organize them to work on the mountain, you have to help me behind the scenes... Hehe, you understand?"

"Understood! I understand so well."

The dancer was overjoyed, "Then I'll... go in and get busy?"

Luo Xuan nodded, "Go ahead and do whatever you want."

these years,

The dancer went from house to house to perform rituals. After all, the places he visited were more crowded than those in the village.

His knowledge is incomparable to that of the mountain people in the village.

Over the years, the lion dancer has vaguely felt that life in his profession has become increasingly difficult.

In the past, the people in the village included the mountain folk who lived scattered in the deep mountains and old forests.

I have a headache, brain fever, nightmares that wake me up in the middle of the night, or I go hunting and have bad luck and come back empty-handed.

Most of the mountain people would catch two chickens and invite the dancer to perform rituals for him.

Especially among the mountain people, there are cases of sores, illnesses, or accidental injuries.

Who can't respectfully come over and beg the dancer to cast magic and cure him?

But since there is a health center in the commune,

Some patients with traumatic injuries and relatively serious illnesses will also go to the health center and ask the doctors there to give them medicine.

Although this situation is relatively rare.

So much so that the mountain people are still more dependent on the dancers.

But after all, the hole has been torn open.

And the curative effect of others is really visible.

Therefore, dancers who feel deeply that they are facing a crisis of survival are always anxious about this situation.

But unable to change...

The great events in the world are overwhelming.

No matter how remote and backward the Laku production team is, the longer it is in contact with the modern civilization of the outside world, the more it grows.

The mountain people's dependence on dancers will inevitably become less and less in the future.

How can this happen?!

The profession of wizard is passed down from generation to generation.

In the future, when the dancer gets old and can no longer work, he still hopes to receive an apprentice to go out and help him defraud money...

no,

He went out to help the villagers perform rituals so that he could buy wine and cigarettes for the dancer and provide for him until the end of his life!

But now,

Seeing that life is getting harder and harder, it is destined to get harder and harder in the future.

When the lion dancer was worried about his future, Luo Xuan happened to send him these advanced pills.

In the future, when magic is combined with modern medicine... the effect will be absolutely amazing!

Let me ask, who can live without a dancer?

As for the other counterparts in several nearby villages? Humph, there’s not enough to see!

The dancer was so happy that he almost hummed a tune and entered the room... From now on, he will become a great dancer and stand out from the crowd.

It’s just around the corner!

Hey~

The dancers definitely tried their best for this ceremony: they sang, danced, drew pictures, and recited mantras.

"Mummy gurgling...this girl is in a lot of trouble!"

The dancer took advantage of the break to practice as a magician and whispered to Old Min and his wife, "This girl Miao Meisha is indeed strong.

And her original god was actually able to resist the evil for so long...it's amazing!"

Old Min was delighted, "Does that mean Miao Meisha has been saved?"

The dancer shook his head,

Then he sighed heavily, "It's hard, it's hard!"

The dancer said, "She has the wrath of the mountain god on her body; she also has the evil spirit sprayed by the snake god and the monster-headed demon... It's very difficult to deal with!"

Hanzhu was shocked, "Then why are you going to Dalong Mountain with my Meisha, but the other people are okay?"

The dancer said slowly, "The mountain god is angry and the evil demon invades. It's not targeting everyone... That Miao Meisha in your family is a foreigner!

How could our Laku mountain god protect her?

On weekdays, what sacrifices have you made to me, the God of Mount Laku? Have you ever offered any tribute?

In the words of the mainlanders, is that called burning incense on a regular basis...or not burning incense? When something happens, why don't you hug the Bodhisattva's legs?"

The dancer sneered, "Is this appropriate... I usually sacrifice a small amount, but when I cause trouble, it's difficult to pray to the gods, no matter how large the tribute is..."

Hanzhu's beautiful eyes were filled with tears, "Dancer, I beg you, please save my sister..."

How effective is the medicine that Luo Xuan gave him actually?

I'm not particularly sure.

He just had the mentality of giving it a try and creating a new way for himself in the future.

Prepare to test it on Miao Meisha.

In addition, people who work in their profession like to say ambiguous things no matter what they say...

Magicians are always reluctant to use positive or negative words to draw conclusions.

It's up to you to cure yourself.

If it cannot be cured, that is the fate of the patient...

At this time, Lao Min was also panicking, "Dancer, we have another method called 'Happiness'. Do you think...can you give it a try?"

"Snapped--"

Hanzhu slapped Lao Min hard on the back of the head, "You...you, I haven't eaten enough? Are you still trying to figure out Mesha?"

Lao Min screamed that he was wronged, "How can I? Since Ala married you, I haven't gone to Miaozhai to have sex?"

Hanzhu said angrily, "Then what do you mean?"

Miaozu had a lot of contact with Han people.

So Hanzhu also understands a little bit about the meaning of "Chongxi".

Lao Min said, "I mean..."

As he spoke, Lao Min nuzzled towards Luo Xuan Nu, who was not far away.

Hanzhu sighed, "If it really doesn't work, then I'll do it as you wish."

The dancer quickly stopped, "Don't panic yet! Wait for me to try again and show off my special skills."

I ask our mountain god to be generous and bless me to successfully drive out all those evil gods from Miao Meisha."

"If Miao Meisha still doesn't get better after three days."

The dancer sighed, "When the time comes, you can do whatever you like! The rest has nothing to do with me."

This guy!

He planned to use the medicine given to him by Luo Xuan and give it a try first.

If there is no way to save the situation in the end, the dancer can completely pass the responsibility!

Next,

The dancer had another fit of epilepsy. He was foaming at the mouth and shaking all over...

He used the local unique "Drip Water Guanyin" mucus and put a little bit in his mouth.

If this neurotoxin enters the body, anyone will suffer from epilepsy...

finally,

After the great dance, the dancer uses the burned talisman water.

Let Hanzhu and Lao Min get 3 drops of cockscomb blood, half a fresh yellow lotus, morning dew...and it must be from clover, and 7 drops of fresh dew.

Add 13 drops of duck saliva...not a drop more, not a drop less.

Finally, use a big rooster that has grown for 3 years and the third wing feather on the left and stir evenly.

Give every drop of this bowl of talisman water to Miao Meisha to drink to see the effects...

The prescriptions produced by this magic stick are pretty good.

But it is already afternoon and the weather is hot.

Not to mention the dewdrops on the small clover, there is not even a drop of water on the big lotus leaf!

There is also the duck's saliva, which is also difficult to deal with.

It's not difficult to get the duck's saliva. Just catch the duck and hold it for a while.

Thick, sticky saliva will flow out of the duck's mouth.

But the problem is: duck saliva is very sticky.

If you want to accurately calculate 13 drops of liquid in the saliva flowing down like a lake of slurry... this is really a technical job!

The magicians make prescriptions,

It has always been like this: Gods and gods are doing things that make it difficult for people to do.

This is actually a clever way for them to shirk their own responsibilities:

By the time the patient has not been rescued, these magicians can naturally ask the family members about the details of how to select various weird medicines.

If there is any part of it that is not precise enough... Hehe, I'm sorry, it's because you family members are not doing your job well.

None of my business?


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