"The strong wind is blowing, and the snowflakes are flying."
A plaintive flute soundtrack sounded.
Yu Guijun is worthy of being a cultural man, and he also knows the importance of sensationalism.
First, use a sob-like soundtrack to arouse the sadness of the people present. It will make everyone feel sad, sad and angry.
Slowly and unconsciously, a surge of anger emerged.
"Luo Xuan! Come up!"
Wait until the emotions of those present are aroused.
Yu Guijun waved his hand, "A comrade reported you, saying that you attacked him personally, making him unable to be a husband or a father."
Luo Xuan slowly walked up to the ceremony stage,
Facing Director Peng, who was sitting in the middle, he nodded with a smile, "Boss, have you eaten?"
The expression on Director Peng's face immediately became very exciting: red, white, green, black and purple.
Surprise, disgust, disgust, disgust, ridicule. Luo Xuan even saw a trace of fear on his face.
there's no way!
Just because back then,
In the Rongwei County Auto Transport Service Co., the hassle is really great.
It is said that
Among the drivers at the transportation service agency who were used to being uncles, except for Master Huang, they both feared and loved Luo Xuan.
The other pilots, along with all the apprentices, including the security guards at the gate.
So far, they are unwilling to mention the word "Luoxuan".
Who wants to say the name Luo Xuan?
No matter whether it is a hot summer day or a cold and rainy late autumn day, the big guy can't help but shiver for no reason.
Director Peng was also taken aback by Luo Xuan back then. He was so frightened!
Really, when Director Peng saw Luo Xuan, he felt like he was riding a roller coaster: he was going up and down, and his feet couldn't touch the ground.
It was so awkward that the whole person was suspended in the air. It was really uncomfortable!
"Who's going to accuse me?"
Luo Xuan walked up to Yu Guijun openly and said, "Old classmate, I remember you stole rice from me a few times back then? Hehe, I have a witness."
"presumptuous!"
Yu Guijun shouted with a stern expression, "Luo Xuan, I'm warning you, be honest! I'm not inviting you here to reminisce about old times, let alone to have dinner and tea."
Luo Xuan was stunned, "Then why did you ask me to come?"
Yu Guijun's chest rose and fell sharply, "Of course it's business, investigating your castration and murder of Comrade Cao Zigao back then!"
"I know how to castrate pigs and cut chickens."
Luo Xuan replied seriously, "And in our animal husbandry department, my castration skills are among the best, Director Yu."
If your chickens need to be castrated, just give them an order. Don’t worry, you won’t be charged.”
Yu Guijun looked up at the sky.
In front of my eyes, countless alpacas roared past
"Luo Xuan! I know you are very smart, but don't treat me like a fool. Just don't come here and mess around with me. Okay? Let's get down to business!"
Yu Guijun looked at the sky speechlessly, "Wait a while, if you can still laugh, then I will really convince you."
Luo Xuan chuckled, "Don't worry! I'll keep you docile and obedient. It's the same as before when we lived in the same dormitory!"
Yu Guijun waved his hand, "Comrade Cao Zigao is invited!"
Cao Zigao shrank and almost crawled up.
After he came up, he first bowed humbly towards Luo Xuan, who was closest to him, and nodded.
Show a flattering smile.
After he finished greeting Luo Xuan, Cao Zigao bowed his back again and turned towards Yu Guijun, who was three steps away.
He nodded again and bowed his head.
Anyone who knows, knows that Cao Zigao is here to report Luo Xuan this time. He is the one who is here to accuse Luo Xuan of his crimes.
But there are some people who don’t know the truth,
At first glance, they said: Hey, what mistake did this Cao Zigao make?
Why do you smile when you see someone and bow when you see someone?
"Ahem, Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell me about your tragic experience."
Yu Guijun wished he could overthrow Luo Xuan quickly, lest he get choked up in a panic!
I saw him step forward and, for the first time, tightly hold Cao Zigao's palm with one hand.
The other hand was firmly holding his shoulder.
He encouraged Cao Zigao with a firm tone, "Comrade, just tell the truth! Don't worry, let the evildoers get the punishment they deserve and let justice be done.
Don’t be afraid! We have strong backing for you. No one dares to do anything to you!”
Said,
Yu Guijun was full of provocation and glanced at Luo Xuan, "No one dares to confront us! Unless he really wants to do something stupid like mantis blocking a car!!"
Luo Xuan gave him a thumbs up, "You're right! Uncle Cao, you know.
Director Yu, right now, is just like that monkey’s butt, red and purple. Just tell the truth, that’s right.”
Cao Zigao looked at Yu Guijun,
Then he looked at Luo Xuan carefully,
Then Qiqi Aiai said, "Luo Xuan, then I really told the truth?"
Luo Xuan nodded, "Yes! You have to tell the truth."
Yu Guijun was so angry at the scene in front of him that he almost lost his breath: He's riding a horse!
What do you think of the people presiding over this meeting today? They all seem to be Luo Xuan, who was supposed to be tried?!
It turned into a green leaf by itself.
Yu Guijun let out a long breath, "Cao Zigao, don't be so long-winded! There are so many leaders and so many people waiting for you. Let's get started!"
Cao Zi said "Hey" twice.
Then he turned around and asked Luo Xuan for instructions in a low voice while bending down on his knees, "Then you just want to see me go?"
Luo Xuan nodded.
As a result, Yu Guijun's back teeth began to creak even more.
Cao Zigao walked to the microphone, his legs were shaking!
This was not just because there were so many great leaders sitting on the stage that he had never seen before.
And looking at the audience,
All the faces were attentive, with different expressions, whether young or experienced, all looking at their own faces with wide eyes.
Cao Zigao suddenly panicked in his heart.
"Ahem, everyone"
This is the real thing, hurry up and get on the shelves!
Now that Cao Zigao has been roasted on the fire, he naturally does not dare to go down.
Cao Zigao could only cheer up, hold back the panic in his heart, and try to stabilize his mind.
He began to tremble and speak stumblingly, "Ah, is everyone here?"
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There was silence under the stage.
"Eat, have you eaten?"
"oh--"
There were cheers from the audience.
Now, Cao Zigao was even more panicked!
Yu Guijun sighed secretly, and could only step forward and yell into the microphone, "Everyone, be quiet! Why are you making such a fuss?!
Listen carefully to the tragic past experiences of Comrade Cao Zigao, a man of great suffering and hatred! Listen quietly to me, no booing is allowed!"
This sharp shout came out of his mouth.
The audience immediately became silent, and you could hear a pin drop.
You guys may not be afraid of Yu Guijun.
But he was afraid of his identity as director.
With the support of Yu Guijun, Cao Zigao finally stabilized his mind.
He began to continue to describe his unforgettable past, "It's like this. As everyone knows, I, I don't have that thing."
There was a burst of suppressed chuckles from the audience: Everyone knows?
Who gave you the publicity?!
Cao Zigao, you are not shouting all over the world, you have lost something. If you don’t tell, who will know?
"It was a scorching summer afternoon. I clearly remember that day. It was so hot that I couldn't even wear a vest."
On Cao Zigao's face,
He showed a confused look as he was deep in memory, "I remember very clearly that at that time, I went to weed the sweet potato field.
When I was working until noon, I was stung by a scorpion. Ouch, you don’t know, being stung by a scorpion is extremely painful.”
Yu Guijun on the side frowned, "Let's get to the point!"
"Oh, okay, okay, let me tone it a little harder and make my voice louder."
Cao Zigao turned up the volume,
He said that what he said was very serious, "You don't know! My body hurt so much at the time, and I was hungry again. I just thought about calling it a day and going home to get some food."
Yu Guijun slapped his forehead and said, "Speed up!"
"Well, I was going home after work. It was a downhill road and I was going pretty fast.
Director, I really don’t dare to speed up anymore. If I speed up, I will roll down the hillside. You don’t know that the mountain over our Xiaolaojun Mountain is very steep!”
Cao Zigao didn't see it, and Yu Guijun looked collapsed.
He continued, "At that time, when I finished my work and walked down the hillside, I saw Luo Xuan wrapped in two thick quilts.
When Luo Xuan saw me walking over, he asked me if I was going home to cook an elephant?"
Luo Xuan, who was standing aside, nodded.
He asked Cao Zigao with a smile, "Isn't he? I should also ask you how many elephants you plan to cook for lunch?"
"2 heads!"
Cao Zigao stretched out three fingers and gestured, "I said cook 2 heads. Bah!
What to cook for an elephant to eat?
I have never seen an elephant in my life! I saw it once in the picture in the village primary school.
What should I cook for an elephant? How can I eat it?"
Cao Zigao ignored the ridicule from the audience,
He continued, "And in Luo Xuan's arms at that time, he was holding a little wolf cub.
He was calling the wolf cub there by "clucking" and feeding it corn."
"oh????"
Questions rang out from the audience.
Yu Guijun glanced around coldly and finally suppressed the noise in the audience.
Cao Zigao said, "Don't you think it's strange?
Weird. That’s right!
Actually, I was also very strange at the time."
Cao Zigao swallowed his saliva, "At that time, I walked over and asked Luo Xuan to kill the wolf cub.
Because after the mother wolf’s cubs are taken away, the wolves will take revenge.”
"Guess what Luo Xuan answered at that time?
He said I was talking nonsense!
You guys are judging me, am I talking nonsense? Luo Xuan also said that the wolf cub he was holding was a hen!"
"It's just nonsense! Isn't it?"
"Huh, he's talking nonsense, and he's telling me I'm talking nonsense."
When Cao Zigao said this,
Sitting on the stage was Director Peng, and the unknown young leader from the city.
The two exchanged glances.
Then they both looked at Yu Guijun with a very disgusted look: This guy has no hair on his lips and is not good at his job!
Today we mobilized our troops and put up this array.
But who is this guy who comes up to sing?
He kept talking for a long time, but no one understood what he was talking about.
Director Peng even had a bad premonition in his heart: Today's meeting will definitely turn into a farce!!
Do not worry,
Anything involving Luo Xuan will definitely not end well!
A friend's work is also a period piece, a very thoughtful and clean work.
