Luo Xuan lurked in the darkness, lying quietly on the courtyard wall that was made entirely of gravel.
Then I looked carefully at the six people in front of me, who were almost reaching the exit of the alley and under the streetlight.
"Bang——" sound!
The second strongman who had planned to be reluctant before suddenly bumped into the back gable of the cave dwelling next to him while walking, "Ouch, it hurts!"
"Why don't you just walk away?"
The team leader complained, "This road is slippery, so be careful."
[In Saibei dialect: When the road is slippery, it is called rubbing.]
Erqiang replied: "Well, I was already walking very carefully. Who knows, but I turned to the side. I think it was strange."
Previously, the top two used both hands to hold their trouser legs while walking to avoid getting their trouser legs wet by the melted snow.
Now he has a big green bump on his forehead.
The second strongman was in pain and covered his forehead with one hand.
Use your remaining hand to hold the two trouser legs at the top of your thigh while walking.
In this way,
His walking posture seemed a bit weird, and he walked harder and slower.
A member of the "Anti-Private Team" asked his companions while walking, "Hey Zhang Yong, you were the first to jump over the wall just now. Is there an aunt in the cave who is wiping yourself? Hehe."
"Yes, but it's a pity that I can't see clearly. Alas."
The unlucky guy named Zhang Yong replied, "Do you want to go and have a look?"
"Wow, really?"
In addition to the team leader, there is also Zhang Yong.
The other team members laughed obscenely and joked, "Let's go and have a look."
The top two finished joking.
Suddenly he came back to his senses, "Don't listen to that idiot Zhang Yong. There is that educated youth standing at the door of the cave. Can Zhang Yong see what he wants?"
The other team members thought: That's right. In order to avoid suspicion, the educated youth ran to stand outside the house.
Zhang Yong jumped into the yard, how could he see the woman in the house wiping herself?
Now!
Everyone was unhappy: they didn’t make any money from this trip, and they didn’t talk about their work performance.
Now, Ta Ma is even an interesting topic made up?
"Let's go! Let's go back."
The second strongman stopped and said, "I can see clearly that Zhan Yuejin did lead a group of people home. Now let's go over and make sure to catch them one by one."
"Bang——"
"Ouch, hiss. I said!"
Before Er Qiang finished speaking, he suddenly bumped into a telephone pole!
He only heard a "bang" sound, and he gasped in pain, "Oh, my dear mother!"
The team leader was surprised, "Why are the two top players not walking anymore? The ball is so weird that they can't walk on a smooth road, so they have to carry it with telegraph poles?"
"Hey! It hurts, it hurts."
The second strongman complained endlessly, "How do you know? I was walking fine, but suddenly I didn't know what happened. My mind was confused, and I bumped into him with a 'bang'. Ouch, it hurts me to death!"
The other team members also laughed and were all very happy.
These guys actually have no organization.
They all belong to the sub-district office and were recruited temporarily. Only the team leader is a staff member of the sub-district office.
Since they do not belong to the real public sector, the subsidies given to them by the street office are very limited.
The legs run a lot and the work is heavy.
Then these guys will naturally find ways to get something from other places to make up for their hard work.
then,
The Frog Market in Suimi City and the undisclosed private guesthouses have become places where anti-private teams often go to "inspect" them.
Even when there is a snowstorm, there are huge traffic jams on the national highway.
There are some local production team members who will bake some cakes and bring a pot of boiling water.
These members walked along the national highway and earned a few cents, 30 to 20 cents, by providing some food and hot water to the drivers.
Even this kind of business transactions are subject to the "anti-private brigade" management
As you can imagine:
Others walked several or more than ten miles in the wind and snow.
It costs 3 cents to fill a kettle of boiling water for the driver. It only costs 15 cents to sell a pancake with mixed flour.
As a result, if you encounter these guys unfortunately, the consequences will be
The egret cuts the fine meat from its legs, and the fly scrapes the oil and water from its belly.
The second strongman bumped into a telegraph pole for no apparent reason.
The members of the anti-smuggling team didn't find this particularly strange.
Because when it snows, the snowflakes melt and turn into ice, making the roads slippery.
So I occasionally stumble or stumble while walking.
This is not surprising.
But something strange happened soon:
At the very beginning, Luo Xuan was pushed into the muddy water, saying that he was the gadfly who came to peek at the women wiping themselves.
He had just finished joking about two men hitting a telephone pole.
Only a "bang" sound was heard!
He himself actually bumped into it!!
"Ouch!"
Covering his forehead, the pain was so painful that the guy shed tears, "It hurts so much! My forehead is squeaking, oh, oh, oh, it's a ghost!"
"Hahaha--"
The other team members were so happy that they squatted on the ground holding their bellies, laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up.
"Quack, quack, quack——"
One of the team members actually laughed like a duck.
"Hahaha, Sandan, you are the one who is the boss!"
At this time, the team leader couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Usually you and the top two always have to look at each other and compete with each other.
Did you see the second strong guy hit the telephone pole just now, but the hit wasn't hard enough?
Damn you! You just want to give him something harsh?
Hahaha. What do you think you are not good at? Even if you hit a telephone pole, you have to compete with the top two to win or lose."
Sandan, who hit the telephone pole, covered his forehead and cried, "Oh, Captain, please stop laughing at me! There is a buzzing in my head now, and it hurts me to death."
Another team member stood up and prepared to step forward to help Sandan.
He is standing on the left side of the alley, and the telephone pole is on the right.
It stands to reason that in this case, this anti-privacy team member should not be able to hit the telephone pole, right?
But things in the world are often unreasonable!
"Bang——"
I saw this team member, just taking two steps, his feet slipped inexplicably.
Then the whole person suddenly jumped forward! Then there was a "bang"!
It hit the telephone pole hard.
When he hit,
Even compared to the second and third top players in front, the collision was more precise and more ruthless!
"Gudong——"
He immediately rolled his eyes.
After dancing in the snow for a moment, he fell to the ground with a "dong" sound.
"Wen Qiang, what's wrong with you?"
The team leader was shocked!
While that teammate named Wenqiang was still staggering around, running around in circles.
It looked like he was about to fall, but before he actually fell, the team leader rushed over and stretched out his hand to help him.
The leader’s body is shaped like an arrow,
Seeing his hand, he was about to help his teammate
Next
We should enter: If nothing unexpected happens, we should get to the link where something unexpected happens:
"Bang——"
as expected!
The leader also slipped on his feet,
I don’t know why he didn’t tilt to the left or fall to the right.
But it hit the target impartially: that unlucky telephone pole.
tonight,
This telegraph pole made of wood has been used one after another with iron tips to test its firmness.
"Bang——"
The telephone poles were shaking and the leader felt dizzy.
The other team members were stunned!
At this moment, everyone couldn't laugh at all: Why is it so evil?
If the first person hit a telephone pole, it was because he was not paying attention while walking.
The second person bumped into a telephone pole. It can be said that he was careless because his foot slipped and he accidentally hit it.
But what about the third one who hit it?
What about the fourth one?
Can this be explained by carelessness and carelessness?!
One team member's lips trembled, "Is there a wall-crawler?"
Another team member was confused: "A ghost hits a wall?"
The two looked at each other.
Then they stood up and shouted "My God, please protect me"!
Then run away!!
"Bang——"
Another guy,
As expected, I used my head again to compare the hardness with the telephone pole.
The last guy, no matter how stupid he is, he still knows how to avoid the telephone pole and run away.
After all, his teammates in front were already bumping into each other like crazy.
"Bang——"
In the end, this guy didn't hit the telephone pole.
Unfortunately,
On the top of the stone wall he was clinging to, there was a piece of stone used as a tile.
At this time, I don’t know why, but it fell off inexplicably.
What a coincidence, it hit the head of this unlucky guy.
"Puff" all of a sudden, very fast!
In an instant, he beat this anti-privacy member to death and knocked him unconscious.
"Plop, plop——"
The second strong man, the third best man, Wen Qiang and others all knelt in the snow and mud.
With their hands clasped together, each one of them muttered, "God, God, God, God bless you, please show mercy and drive away this wall-crawler!"
Tomorrow I will definitely bring chickens, apples, money, paper, candles, incense, gold ingots and silver coins to thank the gods."
"Ouch——"
The leader covered his head and slowly struggled to stand up from the mud.
Then he shouted at the people kneeling in the muddy water: "Get out of here! How can we engage in feudal superstition if we believe in something? At least, you can't do it in front of others, right?"
People in Saibei are very reverent to ghosts and gods.
It is no exaggeration to say that at least three to five villages have a small temple.
As for what kind of deity is enshrined inside, it's really unclear.
It's just out of habit that everyone respects it as a god.
Whenever there are any weddings or funerals in the family, even if there are headaches and fever, or there are many difficulties in trivial matters in life.
People in this area like to go to small temples to ask questions about gods.
All the team members were seen kneeling in the mud.
Hearing the captain's scolding, they did not get up.
The second strongman raised his head and asked, "Captain, don't you think this place is very evil?"
San Dan swallowed hard and said, "Captain, please stop being so stubborn. I know you believe this too. It's not shameful for us to worship God."
The captain slowly turned his head and looked in the direction of Zhan Yuejin's home.
He murmured to himself, "Do you remember that we were in the little guy's yard earlier? Did that educated youth once say that if we did too much of something, something would happen to us?"
"Remember!"
Everyone said, "Oh my god, it came so fast?!"
"Walk!"
The captain looked solemn and said, "From now on, when you do things, please be more restrained by me! Keep your hands and feet clean and don't engage in those crooked ways."
The team members responded in unison, "I don't dare anymore. I don't dare anymore."
Then the six team members supported each other and slowly left in fear.
"boom--"
The light bulb hanging on the telephone pole suddenly exploded!
"Run!"
"Oh my god, run away! You're scared to death."
The team members were frightened, screaming strangely, and rolled and crawled away.
Luo Xuan returned to the house.
At this time, there was still very thick smoke in the cave dwelling.
Luo Xuan pinched his nose and frowned, "Hurry up and open the window to get some air, it can kill people."
The little girl trembled and said, "You can't open the window! If you open it, others will see the lights in our house. I'm afraid those officials will come and cause trouble."
Luo Xuan smiled slightly, "Don't worry, they have already left. They came once, they will definitely not come a second time, don't worry."
Zhan Yuejin opened the window, and a biting cold wind suddenly rushed in.
A woman who came to stay for the night bent down and started to light the fire by herself, "You must make a fire quickly, or else you will freeze to death."
Wait until Luo Xuan sits back on the edge of the kang.
Zhang Xiaoli came up and asked softly, "Just now, I heard you making a big noise outside. I feel like you are deliberately trying to make things worse?"
"I know you won't make trouble for no reason. And once the trouble becomes big, you must have thought about how to solve it."
Zhang Xiaoli asked in a low voice, "I'm just curious: How will it end?"
Luo Xuan nodded,
Then he shook his head and said, "In the beginning, I pretended to make a big deal out of a small matter just to scare them.
If these people are really unyielding and insist on coming in to check the situation, then I will really make things worse!
By that time, people from all over the neighborhood came running over.
You rush out again and insist that that guy is playing gadfly. Do you believe that those neighbors can beat him half to death with random sticks?"
Luo Xuan sighed, "There are so many people talking and he can't explain it clearly.
When the time comes, we will seize him in the county government office! Who can care about what he said about staying overnight privately?"
Zhang Xiaoli asked, "Actually, you can pay me a little money and handle this matter quietly.
I still don’t understand, why do you do this?”
Luo Xuan pursed his lips towards the little girl who was helping to light the fire, "Don't you think this little sister looks like the same person?"
"Xiaocao?"
Zhang Xiaoli's eyes widened, "It does look a bit similar. It's just that this little sister is much thinner than Xiaocao. But her eyes are indeed very similar to Xiaocao. They are so pure and transparent."
Luo Xuan nodded, "This family's life is really not easy. Living in the county town, they are reluctant to install an electric light. Alas."
Zhang Xiaoli and Luo Xuan went to the southwest border to join the team and came back.
Nowadays, she has obviously become much more mature and thinks about things more comprehensively.
I heard Zhang Xiaoli ask with worry, "Tonight, everything is fine. But after we leave, what should this little girl and the others do if they encounter this kind of situation again?"
Luo Xuan shook his head, "There is no future. I can guarantee that those guys can go to anyone, but they will never come here."
When Zhang Xiaoli heard what Luo Xuan said, she immediately felt relieved: Zhang Xiaoli believed 10,000% of what Luo Xuan said.
There is no reason.
Just believe
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