Wandering in the Shilipu production team, on the road leading to Zhimi County.
In the dark night, this fire dragon can be seen from a long distance away, with dozens of torches stretching endlessly, making it a spectacular sight.
The strongest man among the dozens of Shilipu production teams was carrying dung buckets and torches, walking forward in uneasy silence.
This time when I went to the county town to grab shit, it was the same as before: everyone was unsure.
I really complied with what I said. Before we march, we should calculate our defeat first.
In the words of militia captain Li Jianlin: It's not that we don't work hard. It's just that there are more men in the Guanzhuang production team than in the Shilipu production team.
And they are ruthless!
Our Shilipu production team, even if we try our best, we can't defeat the opponent.
Just as everyone was walking forward with heavy thoughts.
suddenly!
A member exclaimed: "Look, the commando team of Guanzhuang Production Team has also been dispatched!"
When everyone looked to the side, their hearts suddenly sank to the bottom: they saw the "fat-grabbing commando team" of the Guanzhuang production team, also carrying dung buckets and holding torches, heading straight for the battlefield.
The opponent's long queue of torches looks about the same length as the team here of the Shilipu production team.
But the problem is: they were moving forward rapidly in two lines side by side!
Doesn’t that mean that the number of young and strong laborers sent by the Guandang production team is fully twice that of the Shilipu production team?!
"I beg you, please! Mommy."
Old Li Tou, who was driving a donkey cart and pulling a huge wooden dung bucket, lamented: "This time when we go to excrement, it will be someone else's turn to eat the thicker stuff, and we will drink the thinner stuff."
"What did Old Li Haqiu say?!"
in the dark night,
Accountant Li, the leader of the team, shouted sharply: "The morale of the army cannot be shaken, and the morale cannot be weakened! What's wrong with the large number of them? I think back then Chuangwang only had a dozen brothers, and they could fight all the way from Zhimicheng to Tongguan!"
Zhimicheng City is the hometown of King Chuang and the hometown of Diao Chan.
That's why Accountant Li said this.
Lao Li was taught a lesson and quietly shrank his neck in the cold wind, not daring to speak any more.
But although Lao Li kept his mouth shut, he couldn't stop dozens of men from lamenting in their hearts the same as Lao Li:
Damn it, I really can’t beat the opponent!
Not only can you not grab the opponent's feces, but also because of the feces, how can you not be humiliated by the other party?
The sense of cowardice caused by being crushed by the opponent in all directions is even more frustrating!
In the words of the Shilipu commune members, every time they go to grab shit and come back, their belly will turn into a toad.
Everyone feels so depressed!
Even if I eat flat food for three days, I can’t make up for it!!
There is a huge gap in strength between the two sides.
The young and strong labor force of the Guanzhuang production team is much larger than that of the Shilipu production team.
every time,
The two production teams sent out elite soldiers and generals to grab the manure from the "thousand-man pit" in the county seat.
Just like what Lao Li Tou said: Guanzhuang production team always eats thick food; but here, I can only drink thin food.
well!!!
The Shilipu production team mobilized elite soldiers and generals to form the "Fei Commando Team", which is moving forward silently.
And at this time,
Obviously I also saw the team here, the gang from the Guanzhuang production team.
But they all started to sing sour songs:
"Yo----
Sister, please don’t speak.
Brother, I will hold your hand,
Thousands of words have been spoken,
Why don't you, sister, go back?"
Good guy!
The other party was secretly sarcastic: the members of the Shilipu production team are all women.
Moreover, they deliberately tampered with the last line of the lyrics to mock the people in the Shilipu production team.
The original lyrics: "Why don't we leave quietly, sister".
They changed it to, "It's better for you, my sisters, to go back."
——These are the extremely arrogant members of the Guanzhuang production team.
On the sarcastic side: You guys who are like aunts and uncles, you'd better go back and don't come to steal things from us.
Accountant Li knew that everyone was in a low mood and quickly shouted, "Don't be discouraged! Scorpions are powerful and don't talk about it."
It sounds like a cow, but its rumbling belly actually contains nothing!
Hold back your breath and turn it into strength!
When you go to grab the excrement later, please use more force for me, don’t be like my mother-in-law who has liver disease on the kang and save your energy every time!"
Peng Yong couldn't help laughing when he heard what Accountant Li said was interesting: "Hahaha, why do you need to save energy?"
Li Jianlin, the militia captain, also laughed and said, "Why do you need to save energy? You, an unmarried youngster, don't understand."
"It's good to marry a beautiful aunt, but it's just a waste of food."
Li Jianlin explained: "When I marry a beautiful aunt, not only do I get a lot of betrothal gifts, but after I get married, I can't help but think a lot about her."
But I have too much liver and am tired!
When your body is weak, you have to eat more food and eat better food to replenish your body."
When Peng Yong heard this, he suddenly realized: So there is such an internal logic?
Hmm. That makes sense!
If you marry a mother-in-law, the ugly wolf will be seen stepping on the ladder, and the dog will be seen digging up the debris. People and gods will be outraged by the ugly appearance.
Then the men in her family naturally don't want to touch her.
With less work to do, food can naturally be saved.
The men of the Shilipu production team heard the militia captain and Peng Yong making such a joke.
Everyone's mood suddenly relaxed a lot; the tense nerves also relaxed a little.
But on the Guanzhuang production team side, it seems that they are determined not to make the people here feel comfortable.
Just listen to those guys singing again:
"Take your hand,
Kissed your monkey mouth.
I'm busy during the day, so I don't call my sister.
It's dark, don't be shy! Don't be shy, don't be shy!
My brother took my sister and you went to the Black Gelao. Oh, my sister, why did you fall into that cesspit?"
These sour lyrics have obviously been carefully adapted by the other party.
If you taste it carefully, their last sentence contains a warning and ridicule!!
That means: People from the Shilipu production team, please listen to me!
You idiots! Obviously in front of us, you are equivalent to aunts, and women are as weak and powerless.
If there's a fight all of a sudden, you'll just fall into the cesspit.
"Bang!"
Lao Li was so angry that he hit the dung bucket with his fist!
"puff--"
Li Jianlin, the militia captain who was carrying a gun, kicked away a lump of dirt in anger!!
Accountant Li lamented secretly: Everyone's morale is low. It's hard to lead this team.
suddenly--
Sitting next to Lao Litou, he was carrying an extra-large custom-made "Eagle Beak Fecal Scoop" Luo Xuan.
Gather up your inner strength and roar impassionedly!
"When the smoke rises, the mountains and rivers look north.
The dragon flag rolls, the horse neighs, and the sword energy is like frost.
The heart is like the boundless water of the Yellow River. In twenty years, who can resist? A horse's hooves go south and people look north."
This song "Serve the Country with Loyalty" has a simple melody and easy-to-understand lyrics.
But the whole song contains a majestic, impassioned, heroic and fearless momentum.
It's the best thing to use to boost everyone's fighting spirit!
Luo Xuan has always been unconventional in doing things, which is what people say is out of tune. When he sings, he also sings in a nonsensical way and has never been very reliable.
But this song, which was played by the tone-deaf Luo Xuan, actually roared out with a heroic spirit!
Most of the men in Saibei like to yell a few words.
I especially like majestic songs like "Serve the Country with Loyalty", which best fit the indomitable toughness of the men from the north of the country.
Luo Xuan finished his first roar.
By the time the second round started, the men in the team had begun to be able to keep up with Luo Xuan's tune.
All the frustrated people roared together with Luo Xuan: "Wolf smoke rises, the mountains and rivers look north! The dragon flag rolls, the horse neighs, and the sword energy is like frost."
A strong fighting spirit suddenly broke out among the crowd of the Shilipu Production Team Commando.
It seems that the biting cold wind,
The whole message reached the members of the Guanzhuang production team who were walking side by side.
The person who leads the team is the captain of the Guanzhuang production team.
I saw his eyes shining,
He cast a look of deep envy towards the Shilipu production team without hesitation, "Well done! Don't lose even if you lose, and never give up.
This is the kind of spirit our good men from Saibei should have!"
The militia captain of the Guanzhuang production team also stopped on the spot and looked at the opponent with a look of admiration, "In ancient times, our elders fought against the Huns and killed the Tatars. How were we afraid?!
Even though it was sometimes ravaged by barbarians, the entire northern Saibei area was covered with bones, and chickens and dogs were extinct.
But when did our ancestors ever fear or shrink back?!
Okay, good singing! It sings out the unyielding spirit of our ancestors and their wolfish spirit!!"
Among the people following the Guanzhuang production team, Xu Daliang, an educated youth who jumped in the queue, was already vaguely showing signs of becoming a leader.
At this time, he snorted coldly, "Comrade Captain, I personally think your understanding is wrong."
Xu Daliang pointed to the fire dragon of the Shilipu production team from afar,
Youyou said: "The sound of Mi Mi, that is a decadent ** idea, a sugar-coated cannonball in an attempt to corrupt our Guangdong masses!
Xu Daliang's tone became more severe, "This is seriously inconsistent with what our superiors advocate, and we need to promote righteousness.
We need to cultivate the broad masses of cadres and masses to stand firm and adhere to principles.
We must resolutely resist the kind of vulgar songs and songs that are completely decadent, unhealthy, and inconsistent with the spirit of the superiors!"
The Guanzhuang production captain, the militia captain, and the rest of the commune members heard this.
They were all so frightened that they secretly stuck out their tongues and did not dare to say a word.
Foreign monks can chant sutras.
Xu Daliang's family has a high level of education and broad knowledge, and can keep up with the formalities.
Therefore, what he said was still very convincing among the Guanzhuang production team.
no way,
Who asked him to be an educated youth who came to join the queue? Being an educated youth in the production team will naturally make him a lot higher.
As for what he just said, was he deliberately misinterpreting the spirit of his superiors, or was it fabricated by Xu Daliang himself?
Most of you don’t even understand what “Mi Mi Zhi Yin” is or what it means.
Then there are a lot of new words about what Xu Daliang said: what is decadent and what promotes encouragement.
Everyone felt uncomfortable.
Everyone present was except for two other male educated youths who jumped in line.
No one else understands these things, so what are they?
I don’t understand, but I don’t dare to ask!
What Xu Daliang said was that all the cadres of the Guanzhuang production team combined could not compare to him.
Since they didn't understand and couldn't speak to Xu Daliang, everyone was still a little afraid of him.
Then I have no choice but to remain silent.
The people on the Guanzhuang production team have lost the spirit they had at the beginning.
But across the street in Shilipu, the commandos of the production team were all in high spirits at this time!
Everyone roared so hard that their faces turned red and veins appeared on their necks.
The anger accumulated in the chest and lungs has long since been swept away!
So comfortable!!
In the darkness, Accountant Li and militia captain Li Jianlin sang along with the others at the top of their lungs.
While secretly looking at Luo Xuan who was sitting on the shaft of the carriage.
The two of them admired in unison: This boy!
He is worthy of being a cultured person, a young man from a big place.
Even carrying an oversized manure spoon, Luo Xuan, a young man like him, can still carry a bit of handsome flag.
Good luck!
The road leading to the county town from Guanzhuang Production Team and Shilipu Production Team is close to the national highway.
They will start to merge and start to come together.
The two torch-bearing teams finally met not far from the national highway.
actually,
The Guanzhuang production team sends out a manure-grabbing team every year. Their departure time is carefully calculated:
Every time they and the Shilipu production team were about to start grabbing manure, the Guanzhuang production team would send two members in advance to squat on the hillside.
Carefully check the movements of the Shilipu production team.
If we wait until the Shilipu production team, the people here will be dispatched.
These two members were standing on the top of the mountain to check the situation.
I would use my flashlight to draw three circles in the direction of Guanzhuang to let people know the news.
Often at this time,
The Guanzhuang production team will also start dispatching immediately.
The reason why they did this was so that the teams on both sides could avoid any signs of each other while walking on the road.
The Guanzhuang production team planned to suppress the momentum of the Shilipu production team and all the members before they officially started grabbing shit!
We must completely defeat the confidence of the members of the Shilipu production team!!
well--
It was just a matter of going to the manure pit to grab some excrement, but he also used many tactics of war.
Comrades!
The current struggle situation is very serious!!
The two teams, which have been incompatible with each other for many years, finally meet on the road.
"Hey, Accountant Li."
The production captain of Guanzhuang was wearing an old military coat with no visible background.
When he saw Accountant Li from the Shilipu production team, he came up with a smile on his face and said, "This time, it turns out that you, Accountant Li, are leading the team? Not bad, not bad. With you, an old comrade, the backbone of the team is here."
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Every time, at this intersection.
The members of the Shilipu production team were weak and could never defeat each other.
So at this intersection, we waited until all the commandos from the Guanzhuang Production Team had passed.
It's their turn, so the members of the Shilipu production team followed behind them.
Like this time,
The captain of the Guanzhuang production team actually came to say hello.
And they actually allowed the members of the Shilipu production team to walk side by side with them?
See you soon!
This is the first time in her life for a big girl to get on a sedan chair.
Seeing that the other party was so polite, Accountant Li also put a smile on his face.
He stretched out his hand to shake hands with the other person and said, "No, Comrade Captain, you are too polite. When it comes to organizational leadership, I have to count you, the old captain."
The two sides exchanged some compliments on business, then looked at each other and laughed a few times.
The road faces the sky, and everyone walks on both sides.
The national highway is wide, so the two teams, one on the left and one on the right, each holding a torch, rushed straight to Zhimi County.
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