Pretending to step forward to help, he seemed to be preparing to pour the scooped manure onto the donkey cart.
But in fact, he walked to the middle one, the member of the Guanzhuang production team who was responsible for scooping manure.
Then she nuzzled towards him.
This club member is also a straight man.
When he saw Xu Daliang winking at him, he couldn't help but be startled, "What are you doing? Your face is so cold that it twitches?"
While talking about this member, he stopped holding the manure spoon in his hand.
Demonstrate to Xu Daliang, "Well, it's very cold here in winter. You people from the south don't know how bad it is. Here, just rub it like this! Just rub your face to warm it up."
Xu Dazhi secretly cursed: I'm going to rub your little sister!
Look at Luo Xuan,
Xu Daliang then pointed to the manure scoop that the commune member had placed on the edge of the manure pit.
Perhaps many people will not believe it: In fact, there are many men in Saibei, including the Hetao area, and their stubbornness will definitely exceed the imagination of most people.
——The nerve reflex arc is longer than the whip used to drive a donkey.
When the club member saw Xu Daliang's actions, he scratched his head and thought for a long time.
Then he showed a look of sudden realization, "Oh, you want to come and compete with your fellow countrymen, and want to be a manure scooper?"
The man waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, no! If the manure-scooping hand is tired and strong, you can rest, but you can't change people in the middle."
This wood!
Xu Daliang was so angry at the man that he almost lost his temper on the spot!
In desperation, Xu Daliang had no choice but to carry an empty dung bucket and go around from behind Luo Xuan.
I walked to the manure scooper at the edge of the manure pit, who was still the production team member in official uniform.
Then he did the same thing: he looked at Luo Xuan's excrement spoon, and then pointed his mouth at the member's excrement spoon.
fine,
This club member was much more savvy and finally didn’t ask Xu Daliang: Have you eaten?
He nodded silently, then raised the dung spoon in his hand and swung it towards the eagle-billed spoon Luo Xuan was scooping out dung!
If you can't defeat the opponent with real swords or guns, you will resort to small tricks secretly.
For that guy's damaging move,
Luo Xuan had already been on guard: Not to mention that Luo Xuan had already seen Xu Daliang, and slipped over to hint to the club member, asking him to trip him up.
Even Xu Daliang, he only comes to teach others to do mischief. Luo Xuan is always on guard against the other party. Once he is at a disadvantage, he will become angry and start to do mischief.
Now when Luo Xuan saw that member, on the surface he pretended to be still scooping dung.
But the manure scoop in his hand floated over from the manure pit, trying to suppress his own manure scoop.
Luo Xuan turned his wrist and scraped the manure spoon on the opponent's spoon.
Secret luck,
It seems gentle, but in fact it is hovering on the opponent's dung spoon, secretly exerting an extremely powerful force!
"Ouch!"
The commune member never expected that Luo Xuan would scrape so lightly! He could not hold the handle of the feces spoon in his hand.
With a "poof" sound, the whole manure spoon came out of his hand and fell into the manure pit.
"What for?"
The Guanzhuang production team leader was shocked, "Junjun, how come you can't even hold the guy eating? Second strongman, go get a manure spoon for Junjun."
Every time they come to the county town to grab dung, all the commandos will bring a few extra dung scoops.
Just because those members who are responsible for scooping manure are standing beside the pit.
sometimes,
Because their labor intensity was too high, their small movements were too intense. In the end, they were so tired that they couldn't even hold the feces spoon in their hands.
As a result, it often happens that feces fishing tools fall into manure pits.
After receiving the new manure spoon, this member was still not convinced!
Because he thought he just accidentally lost the manure spoon.
So this member of the commune, after he just got a new manure scoop, didn't even bother to fish out the manure scoop that fell into the manure pit.
Then he made do with the thing in his hand, and once again tried to suppress the extra-large manure spoon in Luo Xuan's hand!
It's just that this member of the club tried his old trick again, and the end was the same: he just heard a exclamation from his mouth, he had just received the new excrement spoon, which had not yet been warmed.
With a "poof" sound, he fell into the manure pit again!
Let go this time,
This member of the Guanzhuang production team finally realized that the opponent's strength was far greater than his own.
No matter how you do it, you will never be their opponent.
Hey, hit the head!
If I had known this would be the result, I might as well have just kept scooping dung!
Although the speed is slower.
But when it comes to anything, I'm not afraid of being slow, I'm afraid of standing still.
This member of the commune was delayed several times in succession. As a result, the Guanzhuang production team got even less fertilizer!
Seeing the donkey cart of the Shilipu production team, the large wooden barrel contained more and more goods.
The militia captain of the Guanzhuang production team is anxious!
He approached the captain and muttered, "Second uncle, we can't keep going like this! They've taken away all the thick soup, so we'll just drink the thin soup."
It's okay to say once and a half. I'm afraid our production team won't be able to hold our heads high in front of them in the future."
Another member of the commune was also indignant, "That's right! I'm suppressed everywhere, and I'm at the mercy of others anytime, anywhere. Is that still okay?"
The captain sighed, "How can you explain whether you accept it or not? I robbed it based on my ability."
"Originally, it was said that with the arrival of Comrade Xu Daliang and four other educated youths in our village, our production team will become more and more powerful."
The production team leader lamented, "I didn't expect that there are people outside the world. The educated youths from our Shilipu production team are really powerful. They can't compete with them."
"What does it mean to be unable to rectify? Comrade Captain, please don't emulate others and destroy your own prestige."
Xu Daliang went to the manure pit and instigated the member named Junjun to do evil, but failed twice in succession.
In order to clear the relationship between this matter and myself.
When Junjun's second manure scoop fell into the manure pit, Xu Daliang had already slipped back.
At this time, when he heard the depressing words of the production captain, he was naturally unconvinced, "I heard that you can still compete in competitions.
Use this to decide which production team can get fertilizer first?"
The captain nodded, "Yes, there are two methods of written examination, one is the literary test, and the other is the martial arts test."
Xu Daliang asked, "What kind of competition is the literary competition? What kind of rhetoric is the martial arts competition?"
The militia captain explained for his second uncle, "Wenbi is to bring out the Yangko teams from their respective production teams to see whose Yangko dance is better.
You can also take advantage of the Chinese New Year.
At that time, the county will organize "turning nine tunes" and "beating tree flowers". At that time, two production teams that are not convinced of each other can agree in advance to compete with each other by turning nine tunes and beating iron flowers.
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Xu Daliang asked, "Where is Wu Bi?"
The militia captain said, "The martial arts competition is even simpler. Or each production team selects three riders, and everyone rides the horse to compete in 'catching the sheep'."
Tuocheng territory,
Wen area is bordered by three provinces and belongs to the three provinces of Jiming: Beef and Mutton Province to the north, and Laojiang Province to the east.
Therefore, many of the customs and habits here have much in common with those in the Beef and Mutton Province and the Vinegar Province.
Xu Daliang curled his lips, "I see there are only oxen, mules and donkeys in the production team now. Where are the horses?"
"That was before! At that time, we had a lot of retired war horses here."
The militia captain explained, "However, although it is said that you can't 'take the sheep' now, there are still two ways of martial arts competition. One is wrestling, and the other is fist competition."
"Then let's fight!"
Xu Daliang looked fiercely, staring at the back of Luo Xuan who was busy,
He gritted his teeth and said: "Both sides will each pick 3 people, and whichever side wins 2 games will win."
So cruel?!!
The captain and everyone were shocked: This Bashu is an educated youth, but he really doesn’t save fuel!
It's just that one is more ruthless than the other.
Among several martial arts competitions, generally speaking, the contestants will not be injured, such as holding a sheep.
Unless he accidentally fell off his horse.
As for wrestling, it is even less likely to be injured.
But if you choose to use your fists to compete with someone who is better at fighting and who is better at fighting, you will be beaten with bruises and swelling, and your mouth and nose will bleed.
If the fight goes too far and the two participating parties get really angry, the consequences will probably be serious.
His skin was torn apart, his body was covered in bruises, and his hands and feet were even broken.
It's also common.
Simply rolling up your sleeves to the size of your fist is a method of competition between the Guanzhuang production captain and the militia captain.
The method they least want to adopt.
After all, the two production teams know each other and are connected by the same street. Many members of the two production teams are still relatives.
Just like Lao Li Tou of the Shilipu Production Team, his wife Ji Zhuanzhuan's natal family is in the Guanzhuang Production Team.
During the New Year and festivals, everyone has to visit each other's homes and visit relatives.
Once you use something larger than your fist, this is the most primitive and brutal way of dueling.
The faces of both parties were completely torn apart.
I saw that the production team leader was still hesitating.
Xu Daliang shouted loudly, "Comrade Accountant Li from the Shilipu Production Team, our Guanzhuang Production Team, we want to compete with you again and show off!"
As for the Guanzhuang production team, they were at a disadvantage tonight.
Accountant Li would have proposed reordering to determine who is the boss. Accountant Li had already anticipated this.
Hearing Xu Daliang's invitation to fight, Accountant Li smiled coldly, "It's up to you! In our production team, the aunties have the final say on trivial matters like this."
The members of the Shilipu production team burst into laughter when they heard what Accountant Li said.
A member of the commune joked, "Hahaha, yes, should the flatbread be stuffed with leeks or should it be stuffed with shallots? Such small things are all decided by the aunts and daughters in the family."
Standing on the donkey cart,
Old Li Tou, who was stirring the sticky excrement, also shouted in an unusually loud voice, "That's right! Old man, you have the final say on such trivial matters as who sleeps up there in the middle of the night. Old man, I don't care about these noisy things."
"Hahaha--"
The members of the Shilipu production team burst into laughter.
In the production team,
Everyone usually makes jokes, but if it doesn't have something to do with the thing inside the crotch, everyone will feel that they can't talk.
tonight,
The Shilipu production team stole the show and wiped away years of grievance.
Lao Litou felt particularly happy about this!
In the past, during New Year holidays, Lao Li had to go to his father-in-law's mother-in-law's home to pay New Year greetings according to local customs.
In addition, none of the seven aunts or eight aunts can be missing.
Whenever that time comes, when Lao Li comes to visit with gifts, it is the time when he suffers the most: not only some naughty relatives.
During casual chats, he would show great contempt to the Shilipu production team where Lao Li Tou worked.
Even Lao Li was carrying something while the Guanzhuang production team was walking from house to house.
I have to endure the criticism and unbridled ridicule from those mean women.
After going through the entire visit process,
Lao Li's back was always wet with sweat, and he felt angry and anxious, but there was nothing he could do.
After years of suffering, Old Man Li felt frightened when he heard the word "Guanzhuang".
but!
Tonight, old man Li, finally stood up!!
Xu Daliang is also a person who has never been criticized for being cowardly.
Seeing the other party's arrogance, he couldn't help but yelled: "Shut up! Thousands of miles of empire are made by fighting, not by talking.
Look at each of you, what qualities do you have? You swear a lot, and your bullshit is flying all over the place. Isn’t it embarrassing?"
The production captain of Guanzhuang sighed, "Everyone, please stop saying a few words. Let's start selecting people! After we competed, we have to keep working."
Accountant Li had already received Luo Xuan's instructions. When he saw this, he replied loudly, "Okay! Since you are happy, we won't be nagging.
For your Guanzhuang production team, pick out five people. Our Shilipu production team has a small number of people, so we only need two."
The captain of the Guanzhuang militia was startled: "Accountant Li, don't make too much of yourself. Since this is a competition, we must be fair. You can also pick five people."
Accountant Li shook his head, "No need, a group of sheep can't fight a wolf. Well, our Shilipu production team doesn't have that many idle men."
"Okay! Just a word from a gentleman."
I'm worried that the captain of the Guanzhuang production team and the militia captain will really have a fair game with the Shilipu production team.
Xu Daliang quickly took over Accountant Li's words, "Everyone has heard it, this is the condition put forward by Accountant Li himself.
I didn’t use any provocative tactics, Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang for these tricks.”
Since there was a fist fight, the members of the production teams of both sides hurriedly collected all the lanterns.
Then the commune members were sent to stand on the donkey cart and hold the lantern high.
Compare the entire venue and make it look bright!
While the members were busy working, Accountant Li quietly approached Luo Xuan and asked in a low voice, "Comrade Luo, I know you are a very capable person. But isn't it a little bit that you and I are going to challenge each other, and there are five of us on the other side?"
"
Luo Xuan stared at Xu Daliang who was eager to try.
He also lowered his voice and replied, "Uncle, you don't have to worry. If there are five of us here, that guy Xu Daliang will not take risks easily.
Now that he sees that there are few of us, he can take advantage of us.
If my guess is correct, this guy Xu Daliang will definitely be the first to sign up for the competition."
Accountant Li was worried, "I know you want to get rid of the other party's leader. But if you do this, our chances of winning are almost non-existent."
Luo Xuan chuckled, "So what? Even if we lose the competition, we'll still be the same as before! We won't lose anything."
Accountant Li thought for a while.
Then he nodded in agreement with Luo Xuan's statement: That's true!
Anyway, compared to the strength of the Shilipu production team in Guanzhuang, the disparity is really huge!
The worst case scenario is that if you lose, you can just stay down and be a coward like before.
How could it be worse?
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