Chapter 666: That shit in the village is causing trouble
Accountant Li was beaten.
Strictly speaking, Accountant Li received a brick wall.
It is said that at that time, the sound was very crisp, like a "click"!
Accountant Li is relatively tough in dealing with people, but after all, his old-fashioned hardness is not as high as that of Li Brick.
Therefore, Accountant Li simply lay down at that time. No one would be able to stop him.
The cause of the incident was that Accountant Li drank most of the night with the driver in the hotel last night.
In the middle of the night,
Accountant Li couldn't bear it any longer, so he slipped back to the office and squinted for a while.
When it was dawn, Accountant Li, who was stunned, got up early and returned to the lobby of the hotel.
At this time, the group of fierce drivers were already drunk and unconscious.
Accountant Li saw that more than half of the plate of braised pork was left on their table.
It is the truth to live a life frugally, to waste nothing, and to have the mentality of not taking advantage of the bastard. Accountant Li poured the plate of braised pork into a clay pot, preparing to pack it up and take it home to eat.
Just about to leave the hotel.
Accountant Li felt a little uncomfortable in his heart: During the Chinese New Year, he only took some leftovers to give away, and it seemed that he really couldn't handle them.
So he went back to the restaurant's kitchen and packed a new bowl of crispy chicken.
Only then was he satisfied, said hello to Bai Fugui's mother-in-law, and walked towards the village with his net bag in hand.
In the Shilipu production team, there was a member named Li Jianping, who was the father-in-law of Accountant Li.
On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Accountant Li braved the chill and came to my father-in-law's house, ready to give them some braised pork.
According to the custom in Saibei, people will never visit each other on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
But Accountant Li doesn't pay much attention to these things.
When he walked to his father-in-law's yard, he heard a series of arguments coming from his brother-in-law's house, which was only separated by a wall.
Hearing the noise, Accountant Li couldn't help but wonder:
It's the first day of the Lunar New Year, since no one comes to visit.
Then who is the brother-in-law who is not very filial to his parents arguing with?
At this time, Accountant Li was holding a net bag and putting his ear against the door of his brother-in-law's courtyard.
When I want to listen carefully to something.
But I never thought that I would hear a "rumbling" sound and the courtyard wall made of mud bricks made by my brother-in-law would suddenly collapse!
A black shadow, like a wild horse running wild.
He jumped out from the gap in the collapsed courtyard wall and fled in panic!
Behind the black shadow, the voice of Accountant Li's brother-in-law came, "Catch him! Catch this thief!"
My brother-in-law was robbed?
Although Accountant Li looked down upon his brother-in-law very much, he broke his bones and connected his tendons.
Although there is often disharmony among relatives in the production team, when dealing with outsiders.
That was quite united.
When Accountant Li heard his brother-in-law shouting, he raised the net bag in his hand without thinking and prepared to smash it at the black figure!
But at this critical moment, Accountant Li shouted: This is braised pork in his hand!
I want to use this precious braised pork to hit people.
Wouldn't that mean killing a thousand enemies and damaging two thousand yourself?
In the flash of lightning, Accountant Li, who was not slow to react, quickly put down his net bag and rushed towards the black shadow!
Ever since Accountant Li beat him up violently near the cesspit last time, he has always had the feeling that his skills are very powerful.
Accountant Li pounced quickly.
That figure was not slow to dodge!
There was only a "pop" sound, and Accountant Li's fantasy of grabbing the figure was shattered.
But in panic, he grabbed the opponent's hind legs.
The man was eager to escape, but Accountant Li grabbed the man's cotton pants and said, "Come on, come on, I've caught him, I've caught this bad guy."
Wait until Accountant Li says the words "bad element".
The guy became even more impatient and picked up a slab of bricks from an abandoned stone mill next to the yard.
With a "poof", Accountant Li was given a sky filled with stars and a large group of sparrows surrounding his head.
So Accountant Li simply passed out.
But because of his obstruction, the figure's escape speed suddenly stopped.
Then Accountant Li's brother-in-law, who was chasing after him in a hurry, was thrown to the ground.
So far,
The first show of the New Year, the good show of chasing each other ends here
As for why that person wanted to escape?
Accountant Li’s brother-in-law, why is he desperately chasing after her?
What’s even more weird is why Accountant Li’s brother-in-law’s mother-in-law is wearing a bright red acrylic autumn coat and long trousers, and is jumping behind her in a hurry.
But why did she say: "Don't make trouble! It's easy to talk and discuss. Let's go home and talk behind closed doors."
Regarding these abnormal phenomena.
No matter what questions Dou Jiande, women's team leader Wang Chunhua, militia squad leader and others who came after came.
The person involved was extremely strict in speaking and refused to say anything about the reasons.
Without any choice,
Dou Jiande and Wang Chunhua could only send Xiao Rongrong to the hotel and call Luo Xuan back.
Now all the cadres and masses in the Shilipu production team like to let Luo Xuan come up with ideas and make the final decision when it comes to any big or small matter.
This is already their habit.
Luo Xuan entered Accountant Li's brother-in-law's house and asked Dou Jiande, Wang Chunhua and the others to stay away for the time being.
Then he closed the door and took a look at the anxious young man.
Look at Accountant Li's brother-in-law Gao Peng, who is embarrassed and annoyed, and then look at Gao Peng's aunt Wang Ruirui, who has a bulging body and long legs.
"You don't want to not say it, do you?"
Luo Xuan tore off a piece of "prawn cake" and threw it into his mouth, "Since you don't want to talk about it, I'll throw it to the commune without asking and let the commune cadres handle it."
"ah?!"
The three parties involved who were standing obediently in the cave dwelling, not daring to move, were all shocked: "I don't dare!
All the cadres in the commune are on vacation. Now we can't go and cause trouble to others."
"oh?"
Luo Xuanpi said with a smile, "The cadres in the commune are cadres. We cadres in the production team only make fried yellow rice cakes. They are not considered dry food, right?"
"Okay, our level is too low to care about your nonsense of stealing people and visiting people."
Luo Xuan stood up and said, "Don't worry, the cadres in the commune are all good and conscientious cadres. They don't mind the trouble."
"Especially for interrogation, who wore torn shoes, that kind of thing."
Luo Xuan smiled and said: "I believe they will be very interested. In the process of handling this kind of case, they can eat so much."
Luo Xuan opened his arms as he gestured, "Such a big melon! That's much more enjoyable than listening to the gossip in the village."
"ah?"
Accountant Li's brother-in-law Gao Peng asked with disbelief, "Comrade Custodian Luo, how do you know this is a matter of male and female styles?"
Luo Xuan pointed at Aunt Gao Peng, whose body was covered with bumps and convexities.
Then he pointed at the young man who looked very upright.
Didn't say anything.
Gao Peng blushed and gritted his teeth: "It's this guy. He broke into my house without permission to bully my mother-in-law."
The young boy became anxious, "If a female dog doesn't stick out, a male dog can't do it. How do you explain this nonsense? Is there a possibility that your mother-in-law asked me to do it on her own initiative?"
"Um, I asked you to come here because I wanted you to rub my neck. I said I had a stiff neck while sleeping."
Now it was Gao Peng's aunt's turn. Wang Ruirui became anxious, "Who knew you would stab me randomly as soon as you came here?! How can I, a woman with little strength, be more aggressive than you?"
A young woman who is home alone will call another young man to rub her neck in the middle of the night?
IQ!
Luo Xuan reached out and slapped his forehead. The IQ of these guys in the production team is really worrying!!
[The following story is really not fiction, it happened in a county in Saibei in 2021: Mizhi’s aunt, the county in the next sentence.]
Looking at these three guys in front of me who have low IQs but do things that make people angry and funny.
Luo Xuan really didn't have the energy to deal with them: this would lower everyone's average IQ.
"Speak for yourself. Tell me everything in detail."
Luo Xuan was in the cave dwelling and smelled a very strong smell of alcohol.
Moreover, in the cave dwelling at Gao Peng's house, we also saw leftover noodles, garlic, empty wine bottles, peanut shells and other things they had eaten.
"Bring out another bottle of your wine."
Luo Xuan said, "Don't tell me there's no wine at home. I won't eat the meat you've prepared. Go ahead and fry two handfuls of peanuts."
When Gao Peng's aunt Wang Ruirui heard that the three men in front of her wanted to drink again.
He responded crisply, "Hey, can you use shelled peanuts? We have them at home."
Luo Xuan nodded, "You are going to use these fried peanuts to entertain your relatives during the first month of the year. And by the way, you are also going to entertain this young man, right?"
Wang Ruirui replied without thinking, "Yes, no wonder the people in the village say that Comrade Luo Xuan is very powerful. Can you guess this?"
call--
Luo Xuan often breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself: What a silly woman!
She didn't know what was going on if it was revealed.
She is destined to be ruined in the future, how miserable will the rest of her life be?
At this point, you still bother to talk to me about this?
Could it be that this is the legendary idiot?
In the end, among these three guys, except Wang Ruirui who didn't drink, she still told the whole story of the cause and effect of the matter despite being dissatisfied.
The other Gao Peng, as well as the young man, were poured down by Luo Xuan with two bottles of wine.
The atmosphere in the room was immediately harmonious, except don't talk about money.
Gao Peng and the young man actually got along quite happily, and they even toasted to each other before drinking.
After Luo Xuan's insinuations, coaxing and intimidation, he asked.
Finally I figured out what happened:
Gao Peng is an electrician in a coal mine and manages weak electricity underground.
Because of the Pineapple Coal Mine, it is very far from the Shilipu production team.
Not only is it inconvenient to go back and forth, but the fare is also not cheap. In addition, during this period, there is no such thing as weekends.
Therefore, Gao Peng, who is eager to make money in the coal mine, rarely goes home.
A while ago, Gao Peng also spoke back and said that the production tasks in the coal mine this year were heavy. Even during the Chinese New Year, the leader arranged for him to be on duty in the mine.
Therefore, this year, only after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month can Gao Peng go home to rest for a few days.
And that young man,
In fact, he had been in a relationship with Gao Peng's mother-in-law Wang Ruirui before.
Since Gao Peng couldn't go home to water the flowers, the young man would act as a good person from time to time, often sneaking over to Gao Peng's house to help him in the middle of the night.
On the night of New Year's Eve.
At this time, everyone is basically staying at home to watch the New Year's Eve.
It is most suitable for cats at home in winter, doing some leisurely activities, watering flowers and planting grass, and kneading dough to make dumplings.
So, as always, the young man came to Gao Peng's house to send him warmth. Later it was proved that when the young man came, he did not come empty-handed.
——Someone brought me a full 2 kilograms of flour!
As a result, this young man deserves his misfortune.
At noon on New Year's Eve, the coal mine where Gao Peng worked held a New Year's reunion party, and the leaders drank happily.
Actually, taking advantage of the drunkenness, the leader agreed to let Gao Peng go home for a reunion!
Gao Peng, who was overjoyed and suppressed his panic, stopped a coal truck in the coal mine and hurried home happily.
Because the coal mine where he works is far away from the Shilipu production center.
So by the time Gao Peng rushed home, it was already midnight.
Wanting to surprise his mother-in-law, he climbed over the low wall of his house and crept to the door of the kiln.
But I heard a crackling, indescribable sound coming from inside.
Gao Peng, furious, used the knife he carried to lift the door bolt and quietly entered the room.
When I turned on the kerosene lamp and took a look, I actually saw nothing.
The quilt I made was so thick!
"What are you doing? Get up!"
Gao Peng was furious, "What have you done?!"
The young man was naturally very frightened and said, "No! Brother, don't lift the quilt. It's embarrassing. You're naked, and everyone's faces don't look good."
Speaking of Gao Peng's quality, it is indeed good. At least it is many grades higher than his IQ.
see the situation,
He actually held up the kerosene lamp and turned around to go to the outhouse again, so that they could get dressed and come out to talk.
"Don't go, brother."
Unexpectedly, the young man actually had another request: "Young master, you have to leave the kerosene lamp for us, right? It's so dark and the clothes are thrown around that we can't see clearly."
Put down the kerosene lamp,
Gao Peng sat down angrily, "Huanhuan, get up and talk!"
Wait until the junior is ready.
Gao Peng had already copied a rolling pin and was ready to hit him.
The young man quickly begged for mercy: "Don't hit me, brother! It's unlucky to be beaten on the first day of the new year. There will be no peace for the whole year!"
People here believe this very much.
Coupled with Wang Ruirui's obstruction, Gao Peng still failed to hit the rolling pin in his hand.
"Tell me! What's going on?"
My family's private plot was planted with help from others.
Gao Peng was naturally angry, "Now I'm going to call the militia from the production team. I want to see how they deal with you!"
"No, brother!"
The young man knelt down with a pop, "I am the only one in our family. If you destroy me, it will be equivalent to killing my whole family!"
A "bang" sound!
Gao Peng's wife, Wang Ruirui, snatched away her husband's rolling pin and said, "You idiot! Do you want me to be poked in the spine in the village and said my shoes are torn?"
Gao Peng thought: That's true.
If he makes too much noise, the young man in front of him will naturally go to jail.
Moreover, if there really was only one child like him in his family, then the whole family would be ruined.
More seriously,
My mother-in-law’s reputation is completely ruined!
Even Gao Peng himself and his entire family will never be able to raise their heads again in the village.
