I looked in the mirror, looked up and down, looked up and down,
Ouch, what a joy!
It’s really fun!”
Tian Dabang was carrying a rifle 'Made in Hanyang' that was almost out of stock, humming a song while strolling towards Eucommia's house.
As soon as he reached the slope of Du Zhong's house, Tian Dabang saw Du Zhong and his daughter, standing at the door chatting.
Tian Dabang rolled his eyes and immediately stopped humming. He raised his head and said to Du Zhong with a straight face: "Comrade Du Zhong! Is there someone in your family who goes into the mountains and seizes collective property without approval from the organization?" ?”
"Ah~ Slough!"
Eucommia ulmoides raised its head and looked at the sky.
He spat out a mouthful of old phlegm and muttered to himself: "I said there is something wrong with the smell this morning? It turns out that there are crows coming early in the morning. I am really annoying!"
Said.
Du Zhong turned around and entered the house.
Eucommia ulmoides ignored what Tian Dabang said, and just regarded it as the stench in its pit: pinch your nose, endure it, and it will pass.
Seeing Du Zhong ridiculing himself, Tian Dabang just smiled but was not angry.
Every time he came to Du Zhong's house, he would be ridiculed by Du Zhong and given a few supercilious looks.
Therefore, Tian Dabang was already used to this situation.
Seeing that Du Zhong ignored him, Tian Dabang put on a smiling face and walked toward Du Zhong's courtyard. He smiled at Du Juan and said, "Xiaojuan, why haven't I seen you at home these days? You Where have you been?"
Du Juan glanced at Tian Dabang coldly, and said coldly: "I'm going to the women's hut, do you want to follow me to have something to eat and drink?"
"Hahaha, Xiaojuan's words are really interesting."
Tian Dabang laughed loudly, "What are the female latrines and male latrines? Those are the latrines in the county, and they are divided into men and women! Xiaojuan, you haven't been to the county yet, have you? I'll take you to open your eyes someday!
Let me tell you, there are lights and telephones upstairs and downstairs in the city.
Those city dwellers don’t use foreign oil lamps or matches to light their lamps. They only need to pull a small rope, and their homes can be as bright as during the day!
When you stand on the second floor, the ground beneath your feet is as stable as the rocks on a large rocky slope! It feels exactly the same as when we stand on flat ground."
"Who is 'we' to you?"
Dujuan also turned around and entered the room, and said: "The breeder and the three-legged donkey in the production team, two of them will chew food in the same trough?"
Someone in the room heard this and immediately became dissatisfied: "Hey, I'm talking about cuckoos. The breeder of the production team is my father. Why did you compare my father with the donkeys?"
The man had just finished speaking.
Du Juan laughed and said, "Brother Zhao, what happened if I brought Uncle Zhao and the donkey together? Don't you think the donkey in the production team is better than the beggar outside the door?"
The person named Brother Zhao knew exactly who and what Du Juan was referring to.
Hearing this, he could only smile and did not dare to answer Du Juan's words.
And at this time.
Tian Da Bang had a gun on his shoulder and had already reached the door of Du Zhong's house.
When he saw the pile of mountain products placed under the eaves, Tian Dabang's face suddenly darkened!
He pointed at the packed python and the angler fish in the bamboo tube, and asked sternly: "Whose is this? Come forward and claim it! Otherwise, the brigade headquarters will not let you go easily! I, Tian Militia captain, now we sternly warn those scoundrels not to take any chances or try to confront the production brigade cadres!"
"How about you stay here and perform a one-man show?"
Luo Xuan slowly walked out of the door, smiled and looked at Tian Dabang, who was busy enjoying his official career and speaking in an official manner, and said: "What, do you want to hum another sentence, 'Once you have the power, you will do what you say'?"
"
Tian Dabang's face was gloomy, he pointed at Luo Xuan and asked: "How can you, little comrade, be so sarcastic and sarcastic in front of the production team cadres? What is your attitude? You are mocking Xiao Laojun, a senior agricultural officer.
Cooperative management cadres!
You are disrespecting agricultural production and the great achievements it has made! Comrade, your attitude just now is very unruly and very bad!"
Hear the words.
In Luo Xuan's heart, he immediately despised the person in front of him: He could easily knock him off with a hat as big as a bamboo hat?
You're a little too young to play this trick in front of me, kid!
Luo Xuan folded his arms and remained silent, just watching Tian Dabang's performance coldly.
"Who are you? Where are you from? When did you come? What are you going to do when you come here? Do you have a travel certificate issued by your employer?"
Tian Dabang saw that there was no fear on Luo Xuan's face as he had imagined, nor did he ask for mercy.
This couldn't help but make him feel a little lost.
"Bring me your proof."
Tian Da Bang pulled the armed belt on his shoulder and lifted the 'Made in Hanyang' weapon.
Then he stretched out his hand to Luo Xuan, "Bring it here!"
Luo Xuan patted his pocket, a look of fear appeared on his face, "I, I don't have a cigarette on me. I only have a handful of fried sweet potatoes. Leader, do you want to eat?"
Said.
As expected, Luo Xuan took out a small handful of dried sweet potatoes fried by Du Juan from his pocket and handed them to Tian Da Bang.
The dozen or so production team members in the room couldn't help laughing when they saw this, "Haha...uh."
But as soon as they laughed out loud, they immediately realized that it was inappropriate. Each of them could only cover their mouths tightly, not daring to continue laughing.
Dujuan didn't care about this, she just heard her "puff——" and immediately smiled with peach blossoms all over her face.
"I, when did I ask you for cigarettes? Oh, what a mess!"
How could Tian Dabang not know that the boy in front of him was playing a trick on him?
Hearing this, he was immediately furious: "I asked you to show me your travel certificate! If your whereabouts are unknown, I will kill you on the spot!"
Said,
Tian Da Bang pulled off the Hanyang Made from his shoulder and raised it threateningly towards Luo Xuan.
"As a cadre of the production team, do you have the proper attitude when talking to the people?"
Luo Xuan also darkened his face, "I think you are a bandit from the old society, threatening innocent people! Whose father are you? Only warlords and bureaucrats from the old society, bully bandits, beat and scold the common people at every turn!"
Tian Dabang was shocked when he heard the sound!
He likes to criticize others the most, so Tian Dabang has quite a lot of research and experience on the clichés Luo Xuan just said.
Others may think that Tian Dabang and Luo Xuan are playing a game of "air versus air, false versus false".
But Tian Dabang knew: the trick he just played was not as clever as this kid's.
Seeing that he was at a disadvantage in the previous confrontation, Tian Dabang couldn't help but start to pay more attention to Luo Xuan.
"This comrade, who was the militia captain like me just now, was lacking in attitude and was a bit inappropriate."
Tian Dabang put Hanyang Zao on his shoulder, then stretched out his hand and said to Luo Xuan: "Now, on behalf of the Xiaolaojun production team, I will conduct a routine inspection on you. Please show me your travel certificate."
"
Luo Xuan took out the certificate from his pocket and handed it to Tian Da Bang.
Halfway through his hand, Luo Xuan suddenly retracted it, "You're not going to tear up my certificate and frame me up, right?"
"Me! What the fuck..."
Tian Dabang almost couldn't catch his breath!
In your own mind, you don’t have that kind of thought at all, okay??!
My breasts are so swollen that it feels uncomfortable!
Tian Dabang was panting like an ox, and his face was red from holding back: Damn it, who is framing whom?!
