"Secretary-General Duan?" Kong Xiangrong rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, "Secretary-General Duan only has eyes for women like Bai Yadan, so how can he look down on men like us?"
Speaking of Bai Yadan, Li Xiaoning thought of the scene in the hospital again, and took the opportunity to ask: "Speaking of which, Bai Yadan is also an old man in the Secretary's Department. He has never been well, so how come he suddenly fell into the eyes of Secretary-General Duan?
"
Kong Xiangrong was already 70 to 80% drunk at this time, and he couldn't hide his words. When he heard Li Xiaoning's question, instead of hiding it, his eyes lit up, and he leaned forward and said, "You were hospitalized a while ago.
If you don’t know the story here, I’ll tell you, but don’t go out and tell others.”
"How can it be possible?" Li Xiaoning patted his chest and said, "Brother, can you still not believe me? Am I the kind of person who doesn't keep his mouth shut?"
"I believe you." Kong Xiangrong nodded and said, "Although Bai Yadan is an old person in the Secretary's Department, she usually has no chance to get close to the leaders of the Secretary-General level. Therefore, even if she wants to climb up, she has no chance.
Duan Yonghong usually doesn't come to the secretary's office at all, but that day he didn't know why he was so confused that he rushed to the secretary's office for a meeting, saying that he was conveying the spirit of implementing the municipal party committee's instructions."
Li Xiaoning smiled in his heart. He knew why Duan Yonghong did this, because Duan Yonghong was scolded by Liu Qifeng in the hospital that day. He was going to wear Bai Yadan's shoes, but the result was just the opposite? He gave Kong Xiangrong another full one.
A glass of wine signaled him to continue.
Kong Xiangrong raised his head and drained the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth, and continued: "That day, Secretary-General Duan Da was very stern and severely criticized some comrades for their lax attendance discipline, serious late arrivals and early departures, and free and lax work style.
. Emphasize that we must pay close attention to this issue, otherwise it will affect the image of our government agencies, our work efficiency, and the healthy growth of our cadres.
At first, I thought Duan Yonghong was talking about me, because I often arrive late and leave early, but I didn’t expect that he directly named Bai Yadan and asked Bai Yadan to make a thorough written examination!"
Hearing this, Li Xiaoning frowned and said: "This is obviously to correct Bai Yadan's rhythm. How did it turn into praising Bai Yadan later?"
Kong Xiangrong sneered and said: "You underestimate our sister Yadan too much. She was given to ordinary people, and she was criticized by the leader in front of everyone, and she still stayed away? She didn't do that, and they just borrowed it.
This opportunity knocked on the door of the Secretary-General's office, and I went to report on my ideological work alone. And I went there for three days in a row.
As for what happened in the Secretary-General's office during the past three days, no one saw it, but Bai Yadan was a blessing in disguise. Not only was he not punished, but he became the de facto leader of the Secretary's Office."
After saying this, Kong Xiangrong drank another glass of wine and said with straight eyes: "Xiao Ning, I really feel worthless for you. For someone like me who doesn't pay much attention, it doesn't matter if I don't get promoted. I don't have any problems myself."
No matter how long I plan to stay here, I will have to go to the province sooner or later. But you are different. We all see how much work you have done, especially this time to save people. You are risking your life.
Ah, what did you get? You didn’t get even half a level. Bai Yadan just lay down and spread her legs, and immediately one person was inferior to ten thousand people. It’s not fair!
Don’t think that Secretary Liu is good to you. He is good to you. Why not take advantage of the opportunity of your great achievements to promote you? I heard that even Mayor Xue agreed to promote you to the post of a regular subject, but Liu was stunned.
The secretary suppressed him. Brother, listen to me, you know people’s faces but not their hearts. You must not have the intention of harming others, and you must have the intention of guarding against others. When you meet someone, you must say only a few words, but don’t throw away all your thoughts..."
Kong Xiangrong was obviously drunk, and he couldn't stop the car when he spoke slang.
Li Xiaoning was also mentioned in his heart by Kong Xiangrong. He was also a normal person, and he also had the mentality to go to higher places. This time he risked his life to save others and only received a material reward of 5,000 yuan. He didn't say it, but he actually felt something in his heart.
It was unpleasant. Now that Kong Xiangrong had evoked the scars in my heart, I felt a little bit sentimental for a moment. I picked up the glass and drank it, sighed and said: "Xiang Rong, have you ever heard of the Twelve Techniques of Ascension to the Dragon in Officialdom?
"
"What tree?" Kong Xiangrong asked with his tongue hanging out.
"The Twelve Techniques of Climbing the Dragon!" Li Xiaoning said calmly, "It talks about how to get promoted in the officialdom. It can be roughly divided into two categories, one is licking hemorrhoids, and the other is selling hand medicine that does not prevent turtles."
Kong Xiangrong is also a top student at Renmin University. He probably studies a lot. He suddenly realized when he heard this, "You are talking about an allusion from "Zhuangzi". I didn't expect it to be carried forward and used in official circles. I should listen carefully to this."
.We are now in the officialdom, so of course we must study hard to get promoted."
Li Xiaoning nodded and said: "That's right. Both of these stories are from "Zhuangzi". Someone gave a prescription to the King of Chu. This medicine is called Turtle Hand Medicine. When applied on the hands, it can prevent frostbite. The King of Chu's army is in the south.
It was cold and freezing during the war in the north, but the soldiers' hands were not cracked. That's why it's called 'selling hand medicine that can't be turtled'."
Kong Xiangrong said with a smile: "Don't talk about licking hemorrhoids again. My stomach is already churning. If you talk about it again, I will throw up... But, I know these two allusions, and
What does it have to do with officialdom?”
Li Xiaoning sneered and said, "How come it doesn't matter? Let me ask you, what rewards did the guy who sells turtle hand medicine and the guy who licks moles get?"
Kong Xiangrong thought for a moment and said, "I remember this. The King of Chu will reward you with a five-car ride for those who sell turtle hand medicine; those who lick and treat hemorrhoids for the King of Chu will be rewarded with a hundred-car ride."
Li Xiaoning spread his hands and said, "That's it. Although the Turtle Hand Medicine is good, it is of no use to the King of Chu, so I will reward him with five rides. If he licks his ass, he will be very useful. I will reward him with a hundred rides. It must be given!"
Kong Xiangrong rolled his eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "I understand what you mean. You mean that those who do practical things are not as good as those who flatter others."
Li Xiaoning shook his head and said: "This is just one aspect. In fact, it has three meanings.
First, whether they are selling hand medicine or licking buttocks, they are all useful to the King of Chu. If they are useful to the King of Chu, they will be rewarded.
Second, although the non-turtle hand medicine is of great benefit to the country, it is not beneficial to the King of Chu himself. On the contrary, licking hemorrhoids is not beneficial to the country but beneficial to the King of Chu himself. Therefore, licking hemorrhoids is far better than selling the non-turtle hand medicine.
More affordable.
Third, if a person knows how to make hand medicine that prevents moles, and can lick moles shamelessly, then the future is truly limitless."
Kong Xiangrong nodded and said: "Yes. Like Xiaoning, you sacrificed your life to save people before, just to sell turtle-proof hand medicine, and Bai Yadan sacrificed his life to flatter Duan Yonghong, just to lick hemorrhoids. Listening to your words today is better than reading ten years of books.
ah."
Li Xiaoning drank another glass of wine and said: "Although I have just entered the officialdom not long ago, I can also see clearly that the current situation in the officialdom is: if you say you can do it, you can do it or not, and if you say you can't, you can't do it. Of course.
Officials are all based on the words of their superiors. As for what democratic centralism is actually a form of, aren’t there two people on the Standing Committee who have the final say? Those who are not talented will run all the way up, while those who are talented and self-righteous will stay where they are.”
"Don't you understand this quite well?" Kong Xiangrong picked up his wine glass and clinked it with Li Xiaoning, and said, "Actually, our country is not the only one that is so dark. Politics is like this. A famous person once said that politics is a ****
, everyone wants to have an affair with her, but no one is willing to admit it.
Xiaoning, let me tell you something, don’t be disinclined to listen to it. Society is society, it is rich when it comes to writing, and it is complicated when it is straightforward, especially in officialdom. In society, you have to learn to adapt to society and enhance your ability to adapt to society.
It is even more important to adapt to the officialdom, understand and follow the rules of the game here. Otherwise, you will suffer a loss in the end."
Hearing Kong Xiangrong's words, Li Xiaoning was shocked. He secretly blamed himself for being so hot that he said so many words rashly. He hurriedly said with a smile: "People like me can only sell hand medicine."
, you can never do things like licking moles. And these so-called truths are actually the same as those chicken soups for the soul. They cannot be believed at all. In other words, they are just fun and happy.
I also heard a joke, which can be summarized eloquently. Let me tell it to you. It said that three people went to propose marriage, and the girl’s parents asked her to introduce herself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion.
It was worth 20 million. The parents were very satisfied. They asked C, what do you have at home? C replied: I have nothing, only a child in your daughter’s belly. A and B were both speechless and left. The importance of this story
Enlightenment: The core competitiveness is not about money and houses, but about having your own people in key positions."
After Li Xiaoning changed the subject, Kong Xiangrong immediately forgot about the serious topic the two were talking about just now, and continued: "I will also say one thing, one thing. This is called the Eight Great Idiots in the officialdom. If you don't drink the toast from the leader, Miss Leader
You touch first, the leader walks while you ride in the car, the leader talks nonsense, you talk nonsense, the leader takes off his clothes first, the leader picks up the food, you turn the table, the leader listens to cards, you fuck.”
The two of them were chatting nonsense when Tang Fei knocked on the door and came in, insisting on offering them two glasses of wine, so the topic naturally turned to romance. They drank until nearly ten o'clock before getting up and leaving.
Kong Xiangrong was already drunk, so Li Xiaoning had to go and pay the bill by himself, but Tang Fei was shocked. "Brother, are you slapping me in the face? Don't mention today, as long as you come here from now on, all purchases will be free of charge."
Li Xiaoning waved his hand and said: "Brothers must settle accounts. I don't like to owe others favors. I won't pay your private room fee. The money for drinks and meals must be settled, otherwise we two friends will not be together anymore."
Done."
Tang Fei had no choice but to ask the waiter to pay the bill. Although the two of them didn't order anything too expensive and the private room fee was not charged, they still spent nearly two thousand yuan, which made Li Xiaoning feel painful. But if the bill wasn't paid
No, he will feel bad.
After Li Xiaoning and Li Xiaoning left the door, the waiter came up and asked, "Master Fei, who is that person? Do you respect him so much?"
"Young Master Xue is awesome, isn't he? After beating him into a pig's head, he was not only fine, but Young Master Xue also entered a drug rehabilitation center. Two days ago, he beat up the Japanese guests invited by Mayor Xue. Mr. Xue
Even the elders dare not say a word; what kind of status does Fourth Master Nie have in Binhai? We call him brother-in-law..."
The waiter opened his mouth for a long time and couldn't close it.