When the same kind are together, they can always smell the aura of each other. Since Xiao Yi can smell the flower mistake at first glance, the flower mistake will never be able to smell Xiao Yi.
Because both of them are top-notch!
But Hua Chou is now, no matter whether Xiao Yi is a master or a slut, he only cares about Xiao Yi's identity and the identity of the mentor to pick up girls. With the help of Xiao Yi's oral teachings, Hua Chou's results are as follows:
1. Successfully asked Zhang Yan for breakfast for less than ten minutes.
Second, send a text message to Zhang Yan, and the other party replied to the message for the first time. The text message content is as follows:
Huacuo: The weather is really good today. I have been in a good mood since the morning. I will tell you something interesting... (n words omitted below). Before going to bed at night, I feel even better...
Zhang Yan: Haha.
3. When Zhang Yan came to Huacuo’s store to buy that special drink, she said thank you for the first time.
The above three points are considered to be unprecedentedly brilliant in Huacuo. As long as you "catch" Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi will never leave if you don't chat with him for two hours.
Huacuo finally created a move in the martial arts of picking up girls, called "pursuing the victory". He believed that he had achieved brilliant "results" now, so he must not relax and must not give the other party a chance to breathe.
So Xiao Yi is now crying but has no tears. He was "catched" by Huabu in the early morning. Two big men have been shopping in the street for hours and are dressed up in a new look. Now they are standing side by side under the building of Zhang Yan's company.
"Do you think this battle is considered a general attack?" Hua Cuo looked up at the floor of Zhang Yan's company, with a solemn look on his face, as if he was about to go to the battlefield.
Xiao Yi thought about it and shook his head and said, "Ding is guerrilla, it can't be considered a general attack."
As he spoke, he couldn't help but turn his head and look at Huaba a few more times.
It is rumored that the two guardians of the killer Pope were both peerless handsome men. Now, Hua Zhuo dressed up, which is almost the same as the legendary one.
The fair skin, a resolute face, sword-browed eyebrows, starry eyes, and a firm nose bridge. The combination of facial features not only shows the masculinity of a man, but also has a slightly handsome look. This made Xiao Yi, who has always claimed to be a peerless handsome guy, immediately lowered his evaluation of himself. In front of Huacuo, he was at most a dodgy.
If Xiao Yi's psychological activities were known by the beautiful white-collar workers passing by, he would definitely roll his eyes together. Just like you, his ordinary facial features that could not be more ordinary, and his appearance would disappear immediately after being thrown on the street. How dare you say you're doing it in front of the peerless handsome guy next to you? What a nonsense! He was simply insulting the handsome man next to him.
"Brother, please blow the charge, I still can't move." Hua Cuo said with a strong face.
Xiao Yi nodded and pouted: "Dudu..."
"Roar, howl!"
The two of them howled like the wind and rushed into the hug hole. Seeing the beautiful white-collar workers who secretly peeped Hua Cuo downstairs frowned, "What a pity, such a handsome man is actually crazy."
The two rushed from the ground floor to the sixteenth floor in one breath, and finally stood at the door of Zhang Yan's company. Hua Cuo looked excited, "Brother, we finally rushed up!"
Xiao Yi was also infected by Hua Chou's emotions. He raised a machine gun at the front of the position and nodded and said, "Let's go, continue to destroy the enemy command!"
After saying that, the two walked into Zhang Yan's company in a straight line. The staff in the company saw two crazy people holding their heads and holding their chests up, and they all opened their mouths wide. When they realized that they had pushed away their Mr. Zhang's office.
Seeing the "Enemy Commander-in-Chief", Hua Cuo took a big step and greeted a standard military salute, saying strongly: "Report to the sergeant, the enemy spy has been captured by me. Please give me a speech!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yi, who was about to "report" on the side, suddenly felt something was wrong, but it was too late. After Huacuo's bastard said that, he grabbed Xiao Yi in front, pressed Xiao Yi's shoulder and shouted to Zhang Yan, who was already shocked: "Reporting, I have been staring at this kid for a few days. Every day I have nothing to do, I wander around downstairs of your company. Every time I see your eyes sweeping on your legs, and drooling. After I go back, I also solve myself in the photo of Mr. Zhang. I have seen him buy a few rolls of toilet paper every day!"
Xiao Yi felt so sad. He was really careless about making friends. He was a "comrade-in-arms" who lived and died just now. Now he realized that the other party was a traitor. He was obviously the one who bought toilet paper, and he was all relying on him. He was about to explain, but he heard the sound of a mosquito-like sound of a flower slut.
"Brother, I beg you, just once, help me once. If you have any problems in the future, I will be obliged to do it."
Xiao Yi took a deep breath, and wanted to cry without tears.
Zhang Yan, who was sitting on the mahogany chair, also reacted at this time, "That...what are you doing?"
After saying that, she also burst into laughter. The mistakes in the flower are really bad. It was obvious that he was moving around the company downstairs every day, and hid aside when he got off work and peeked. ** she didn't turn off the flash when she was still there, and now it was all up to others. Alas, this flower is wrong, and her temperament is still the same as before...
Zhang Yan's thoughts seemed to have returned to her days at the Killer Headquarters. Huacuo was the same as now. She could see Huacuo wherever she appeared. Once she peeked at herself and was discovered by herself in a bath. The next day, she was still on the ghost butterfly.
Although Huacuo and Guidou bickered every day at that time, their relationship was better than their own brothers. The situation today was all caused by themselves, but who knew their own difficulties?
Looking back on the past, Zhang Yan could only sigh, hoping that the decision she made at that time was the right one.
"Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention just now, and I put these two crazy diseases in..."
At this time, the front desk of the company hurried into Zhang Yan's office, interrupting Zhang Yan's thoughts. Zhang Yan waved her hand and signaled that it was okay, "It's okay, go and do it, these two are my friends."
Zhang Yan's casual words were as beautiful as fairy music in Hua Cuo's ears. She grimly rubbed her hands and smiled shyly: "That... Yan Yan, you said just now...we are still friends."
Hua Chou looked like this, so Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and cursed: What a futile guy, and he cursed while staring at Zhang Yan intently.
Although Zhang Yan is in her thirties now, it does not prevent her from being the title of the No. 1 beauty in the killer world. Nianhua did not leave a mark on him, but instead gave her a more mature and charming beauty. However, her cold face was comparable to Liu Ye'er.
Her legs should be as beautiful as willow leaves!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi secretly cursed himself as a bastard. Why is a woman who wants to tell someone else's legs? Although she thinks like this, Xiao Yi really hopes that Zhang Yan will get up soon and see clearly.
"Is there anything wrong with me?" Zhang Yan was amused by Hua Chou's appearance just now, and her cold face also "melt" a little, but the words she said were still so icy that it was hard to get close to.
"Ah, that..."
Hua Zhuo opened his mouth twice, but he didn't know what to say. When he came, he just rushed into the "enemy headquarters", but he had no plans for what to do after rushing in. He blushed and looked at Xiao Yi with a look of help.
Xiao Yi was so amused and cried. He finally understood why he didn't take Zhang Yan down so well back then. He was so stupid that he could use his toes to scratch it randomly.
Hua Mao was stunned for a moment, and understood it immediately, and said to Zhang Yan happily: "That's right. I heard that a big production and big investment movie was premiered in China tonight. I happened to check two movie tickets at my doorstep. You can't waste it, right? So... so... are you free that night!"
Xiao Yi said in his heart that he was so bad that he just drew two words on the ground. How could this kid have so many things? Now he has backfired!
Sure enough, Zhang Yan was surprised when she heard Huawu’s faulty Hua, and then slowly said: “But tonight I only know that it will be the premiere of the second part of “Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf”!”
Xiao Yi just wanted to dig a hole in the ground and drill down.
Hua Chou said disapprovingly: "Yes, I mean the movie I mean. I didn't expect you to understand the movie like me. Haha, as far as I know, the producer of this movie has spent a lot of money. Whether it is investment or actors, it is an unprecedented large lineup. There are also photographers and lighting engineers, who all spend a lot of money to ask for the best ones. I have been looking forward to this movie a long time ago. After watching this, I must write a good review..."
Looking at Hua Chou who was talking endlessly and knowledgeable, Xiao Yi sighed, shook his head, and said to himself: Pretending to be like playing with fire. Even if you want to play with fire, you must first know what kind of fire it is. This matter has been ruined.
Hua Chou was still talking nonstop, "This time the actors' plastic surgery is unprecedented, especially among them, there are a few powerful actors I particularly admire. Although they are almost perfect in their performance, there are still some flaws from my artistic perspective..."
"Wait a minute." Even Zhang Yan, who was calm, couldn't stand it anymore. She quickly interrupted Hua Chou's words and said coldly: "But "Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf" is an animated film."
“…”
Looking at Huacuo who was frozen, Xiao Yi gently patted his shoulder and leaned into his ear and whispered: "This battle ended in our miserable defeat because of his pretentiousness. Master Huacuo, let's retreat."
Hua Cuo sighed to the sky, "Great Wolf is hurting me!"
The two turned around and were about to retreat in a stance. Even if they were defeated, they would have to charge when they ran away, otherwise the consequences of the enemy's pursuit would be serious.
Just as I walked to the door of the office, a voice floating behind me that was enough to make the whole world bloom.
"I'll get off work at half past six today."
"Well, I'll come here to pick you up on time." Hua Cuo replied calmly.
After leaving the office, looking at Huacuo, who kept twitching on his lips, Xiao Yi realized something was wrong. Before he could take a step, Huacuo hugged him in his arms and slapped Xiao Yi's face, "Brother, you are my benefactor! I am willing to keep you famous for all your life and live forever with you!"
Xiao Yi felt chills and rubbed the place on his face with force that had been "invaded" and bared his teeth and said, "Please go back to study Chinese in elementary school. Also, you'd better go back and rinse your mouth first. I don't guarantee that your Yanyan likes the smell of garlic!"
Huacuo laughed and said, "No problem, I'll buy a brush now, and make sure to brush the garlic flavor into the fragrance of flowers!"
As they spoke, they happily walked into the stairs.
The front desk and other colleagues in the company looked at the backs of the two "crazy men" leaving, and the colleague muttered in his heart: Isn't there an elevator? Are there crazy people who like to walk stairs?
After going downstairs, Xiao Yi's phone rang. Looking at the caller ID, Xiao Yi's face suddenly became cold. He clicked the name on the display, which once moved her and made him happy, but now this name makes him heartbroken and hates him!
Lin Ping!
ps: Please give me a vote, thank you. The killer has never been down since he entered the top 15 of the new book list. But everyone can give me a vote of the flower and let the killer advance a few and rush to the top five.