Xiao Yi was not a big deal. He was once a top talent in the mercenary market. His value was a trivial matter. The key is that it depends on whether he was happy to take on the job.
I found some recruitment positions such as general managers that are quite "obsessed" on it. After making a double-digit call, Xiao Yi shook his head gently and sighed: "I really don't know what the human resources departments of these companies are doing now. A top talent like me went to join the franchise and actually said I was crazy?"
"It seems that this handsome guy has to go there in person!"
After the other party hung up Xiao Yi's phone call again, Xiao Yi spoke while whistling and headed outward, heading straight to the largest talent market in the city. In Xiao Yi's opinion, the other party must have refused on the phone without seeing him with his own eyes. Seeing his peerless appearance, he would definitely lose all the regrets of the human resources supervisors. Finally, he would welcome him to become the general manager of their company. The chairman was happy and might give him dozens of shares...
Xiao Yi imagined the wonderful future in this way, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became. Finally, he was still grinning at the entrance of the talent market, with saliva on his lips.
The two people who passed by him frowned, and one of them said, "There are still positions for people with abnormal IQs here?"
Another sighed: "It's not easy to find a job these days. Even the mentally retarded came to compete with us!"
If you are afraid of loneliness in China, you can recommend you to go to two places, one is the vegetable market and the second is the talent market. The difference between the two is to buy and the other is to sell. Those who buy always want to bargain, and those who sell always want to raise prices. Of course, the price does not depend on one's mouth. The key is to look at the scarcity and quality of the "goods".
Xiao Yi's profession is the most rare in this world, and its quality is definitely the top. However, when facing a form to test the "quality", Xiao Yi was in trouble.
Work experience.
If you are recruiting killers or warriors, Xiao Yi's work experience is definitely rare. He joined the "work" at the age of six. Although his work has slightly changed in the nature of the past few years, he still remains the same as the same person. He is just a murderer.
But if Xiao Yi had filled in this way, he would probably have been driven out as a lunatic. After thinking for a long time, Xiao Yi filled in a big, wordless way.
Specialties.
There are so many Xiao Yi, such as killing people, setting fires, guns, flying knives, and picking up girls. They are all top in the world.
After thinking hard, Xiao Yi filled in a moderate, piano and foreign language.
After filling in the filling, Xiao Yi began to be grateful to the strange old man he met when he was eight years old. He coveted a pot of good wine with him and insisted on exchange for things with him. However, the old man was so poor that he was so decent that he only had a handmade piano that looked dilapidated. At first glance, he made it himself. Later, the old man insisted on teaching Xiao Yi to play the piano, but Xiao Yi allowed him to drink that kind of good wine every day.
When Xiao Yi heard that wonderful music for the first time, he fell in love with this instrument. He was talented and learned very quickly. A year later, Xiao Yi got out and said that he would no longer serve wine to the strange old man every day. At that time, the old man sighed and said, "You are such a weird flower. I have learned these piano skills for a lifetime, but you, a little kid, have learned them all for a year. It's just that. You will continue to send me a bar in the future. I will give you another skill that I have practiced for the rest of my life, but you have to promise me that you can't tell me about this. This skill is - the flying knife!
"Hey, have you filled it out? There are still many people lined up right behind it!" The supervisor in charge of recruitment said angrily when he saw Xiao Yi being stunned.
Xiao Yi came to his senses and handed the form in his hand. The supervisor grabbed it and glanced casually. Just as he was about to put it down, he immediately picked it up and looked at it carefully. His eyes became wider and wider, and his mouth was almost open.
Seeing the supervisor's appearance, Xiao Yi raised his chin and said to himself, "Now you know the origin of this handsome guy, Humph, I'll wait to beg me to go to work later."
Just as Xiao Yi was imagining infinitely, the supervisor suddenly slammed Xiao Yi's resume on the table with a "bang", gritting his teeth and saying, "Boy, you are here to make trouble!"
"We are recruiting general managers, not chores. The one who came here to apply for a job is not a returnee from Harvard and Cambridge? The one who has not had a few years of experience as an executive in a well-known company? You are fine, but you don't have work experience? And you have your special skills and piano. We are not a dance hall here, and there is also the column of your special experience. After two years of militia, why don't you say you have sold food for two years? Please, even if you are idle, don't come here to make trouble, okay? I'm very busy, my brother, next one!"
Amid the laughter, Xiao Yi was pushed aside with a red face and muttered: "Actually, strictly speaking, I am also a returnee."
After changing several units in a row, Xiao Yi's level gradually decreased, from general manager to deputy manager to department manager to department deputy manager, the company's standards were reduced from the top 500 in the world to the top 500 in China, to the top 500 in Yidu and then to a company.
After the group, an aunt who was sweeping the floor could not stand it anymore and guided Xiao Yi on a "bright road" and asked him to turn two streets, turn into an alley, and go to another talent recruitment market there to see. At that time, Xiao Yi thought, could this aunt be a hidden master, and saw my talent and romantic appearance, and recommended me to go to a top talent market where only high-end talents communicate internally and not disclose it to the public.
"Auntie, you are really my confidant!" Xiao Yi grabbed the aunt's arm excitedly.
"I'm sorry, I'm already old. It would be fine if I was a few decades younger. I wouldn't be interested in the furry children who were several decades younger than me. Please give me it. My time is very precious and I'll sweep the floor."
When Xiao Yi arrived at that "mysterious location", he stood in front of a dilapidated second-story building with a very thick brush, and one side of the building drew a large circle with a black typing in it - demolished.
"Well, it's worthy of being a secret place for top talents to communicate with each other. It's very disguised on the outside." Xiao Yi swallowed and said something to give him a little confidence. After drilling into the stairs with a pungent smell, it was just a two-story staircase. When Xiao Yi reached the second floor, he stepped on three pieces of poop in his shoes.
Although this talent market is much smaller than the one that Xiao Yi went to before, the crowded crowd is not inferior. Looking around, it gradually becomes people, just like the densely packed bats in a cave.
Xiao Yi looked around and saw the recruitment positions as follows:
A factory recruits female workers, including food and accommodation, and has good treatment.
A construction site recruits several migrant workers, requiring them to be strong and endure hardships.
A hot pot restaurant recruits waiters and requires that they have a primary school degree or above and can endure hardships.
A certain brand store recruits several sales consultants, and the salary is negotiable. The work content is: sending flyers.
Just as Xiao Yi was stunned, he suddenly felt someone pulling the corner of his clothes behind him. He turned around and saw a vulgar uncle looking at him with a smile.
"Young man, look for a job."
"Um."
“I have a job here that is not only highly paid, but also particularly suitable for you.”
"Oh? Do you have any requirements? Do you want work experience? Do you want returnees?" Work experience and returnees are the words that Xiao Yi has heard the most today, and have become conditioned reflexes.
The vulgar uncle Yaoyao head, "No, no, as long as he is a 'talent', it's fine."
Xiao Yi suddenly became interested, "Tell me quickly, I am absolutely serious in my work and absolutely endure hardships."
The vulgar uncle looked around and then said to Xiao Yishe secretly: "Little brother, I have been paying attention to you since you came in. It depends on your good health and you are the most suitable for this industry. You can earn a lot of money and your work is even more comfortable. It can be said that you are enjoying it all."
Xiao Yi was happy. There was such a good job? It seemed that this place was indeed a place for internal communication among high-end talents. He hurriedly said: "What is the nature of the work and when can I go to work?"
The vulgar uncle said: "Working hours depend on how your body recovers."
Xiao Yi hurriedly said, "No need to recover, I'm in good health."
The vulgar uncle said, "I mean after the operation."
Xiao Yi asked in confusion: "What surgery?"
The vulgar uncle said, "Of course, it is to inlay a few beads and springs on the thing under your crotch. What's the rule of this industry? If that's not the case, how can you satisfy the rich women who come to ask for pleasure? Don't think they are always old, but they are amazing..."
Xiao Yi almost roared and interrupted the vulgar uncle, shouting, "Get out!"
Xiao Yi was so depressed. Is he really that bad? Is there a problem with the person who recruited ducks? How come there are so many men here, but why do you find yourself? Do you look like a duck? No, no, it must be because of his handsomeness.
Finally, Xiao Yi finally saw a fairly past position at a desk where few people applied for the job, and a construction company recruited an assistant in the office.
After all, he was considered a white-collar worker. Xiao Yi sighed and walked straight towards the table. Unexpectedly, the other party actually greeted Xiao Yi enthusiastically.
"Hello, you are here to apply for the job!" The other party was an uncle in his forties. When he saw Xiao Yi get up and stretch out his hand enthusiastically.
Seeing the other party so enthusiastic, Xiao Yi was so scared that he quickly took a few steps back, "I won't be a duck."
The other party was stunned and laughed and said, "Don't be afraid, little brother, we are a regular company and are recruiting office assistants, not as you imagine."
Xiao Yi then walked over with doubts and said, "If you dare to lie to me, the consequences will be serious." As he said that, he filled in the resume that he had filled in countless times today with the same content again.
The other party just glanced at it and said, "Congratulations, you have been hired, come to the company to report tomorrow!"
"I'm hiring now?" Xiao Yi looked disbelief.
The other party happily packed up his things and said, "You will know when you come to report tomorrow. Haha, the task is completed and you will get off work!"
Seeing the man's departure back, Xiao Yi could vaguely hear the sound of him calling.
"Hey, Mr. Xu, I've recruited people, um, um, yes, it's human, it's definitely human, ah, what? Oh, yes, yes, it's alive, it's not lacking arms or legs, it's still a college student, um, I told him to report to the company tomorrow, haha, Mr. Xu has over the award..."
Is this company short of people? Xiao Yi no longer defines himself as a "talent" at this time