Everyone basically has some hometown complex. The so-called hometown complex means that no matter how much you don’t like your hometown, when you talk about it, you will always proudly say that your hometown has a certain specialty, except for a certain celebrity, someone in your hometown is delicious, etc.
In the western suburbs of Yidu City, a middle-aged woman who was polishing leather shoes was working hard to wipe leather shoes on a man with a ponytail, while talking to the man about some characteristics of the western suburbs, such as producing osmanthus cakes.
The man with a ponytail had two young people around him, one man and the other woman. The woman had fair skin and a little ordinary appearance, but her figure was absolutely hot. The man looked a little ordinary, with ordinary facial features, medium-sized figure, and slightly thin body. But when she smiled, her eyes felt a little different.
The cause of the incident was like this. At that time, the three of them came to their shoes to shine their shoes. The young man casually said, "The western suburbs of Yidu are such a good place. The middle-aged woman who shines her shoes opens up the conversation, and has been rubbing from the young man to the young woman wearing exquisite shoes to the now ponytail man, and has been talking endlessly about the western suburbs.
Finally, after finishing the leather shoes of the man with a ponytail, the young woman intimately held the man with a ponytail and said intimately: "Dear, I'm a little hungry, I don't know what delicious food is here."
The man with a ponytail gently patted his head, pointed to the middle-aged woman who was shining her shoes, and said to the young woman softly, "I have to ask her."
When the middle-aged woman shining her shoes heard this, she immediately said like a machine gun: "Not to say, there are quite a lot of delicious food in the western suburbs, mainly depending on what you want to eat. The snacks include osmanthus cake, shrimp meat chaos, three fresh noodles, etc., and the fruits here are also good..."
At this time, a young man with a thin figure who was not making a sound on the side handed the money for shining his shoes and asked, "We want to eat something to fill our stomachs, and there is plenty of oil."
The middle-aged woman took the money and shouted, "I said it earlier. I said it was delicious and oily, so of course I had to count Wu Ji's tikka in the western suburbs. It was a century-old restaurant and I had been on TV. Where the tikkas are full of flavors and flavors, making people drool when they think about it... Oh, why are you leaving? I haven't finished talking yet!"
After the three left, they walked on the side of the road with "one front" and one back. The reason why the word "one front" was expressed in quotes was because to be precise, it was not one front, but a pair. The young woman was intimately holding a man with a ponytail, talking and laughing in front.
The thin young man followed them with a grievance on his face. He was ignored by the "couple" several times when he wanted to chat with him.
"Hey, I say you two don't need to ignore me even if you are 'couples'." The young man said behind them.
The man with a ponytail said without looking back: "In general storylines, light bulbs are usually not popular."
The young woman also turned her head and said, "Brother, go and buy two bottles of water for me and your brother-in-law. I will take you to eat snacks from the western suburbs later."
Needless to say, the three people who shine shoes were Xiao Yihuacuo and Tang Yue. They could accurately analyze the Pig King in the western suburbs, but they could not analyze where the Pig King was. The street-to-street booth was the best choice. After the three people's leather shoes were shining brightly, they also knew about the Pig King.
What made Xiao Yi most depressed in this process was that he originally planned to play a couple with Tang Yue, but in the end Huacuo and Tang Yue voted against each other at the same time, saying that Xiao Yi looked younger than Tang Yue and the two were inconsistent with each other. Finally, after the vote, the minority obeyed the majority unanimous decision. Tang Yue and Huacuo played a couple, and Xiao Yi disguised himself as Tang Yue's younger brother.
Xiao Yi was so depressed that he was called out to Tang Yue by Huacuo and Tang Yue along the way, and asked him to do it this time and let him do it, and even said that this is more like a qualified younger brother.
What made Xiao Yi a little confused was that Tang Yue and Huacuo had always been disliked, but why did these two become so united and "for the outside world"? Could it be that these two really had a secret relationship?
The snacks in the western suburbs are really good. Xiao Yi and the other two couldn't help but praise them after eating some snacks. Especially the specialty osmanthus cake, which is even more memorable, but they didn't expect to meet the pig king in the snack bar.
The pig king is a pig. How could a pig be interested in these stingy snacks? What they like is the kind of food that is full of oil and water and chews, and the hoofs are a good choice.
Although the middle-aged woman who shines shoes said it a bit exaggerated, Wu Ji's hooves are well known at least locally. The hooves are fat but not greasy and melt in their mouths, but the heat is very accurate, rotten but not chewy. When you take a bite, your mouth is full of sesame oil.
After all, it is in the suburbs, and this hoof shop is just an ordinary three-story building in rural areas. Like many small restaurants, the hygiene is not good. There are still a few flies on the signboard with the four big characters of Wu Ji's hoof, which are sucking the smoke putty on the signboard with big mouths.
The most luxurious "private room" in this restaurant is the rooftop rooftop, with brick walls all over the place. The boss innovatively used transparent plasticized glass materials to use the ceiling, picking natural light here, and gnawing on a fragrant and rotten hoof. It is really a matter of everything.
There are four tables on the rooftop. Usually, this position receives at least three or more guests a day, but this day from morning to now, it has only received one group of guests.
However, the boss here was not unhappy at all, but was happy because the number of food ordered by the group of customers since the morning to the present is the sum of his restaurant for three days, and he is still adding his hooves.
In fact, this group of guests only occupied three tables on the rooftop, and there was one in the corner, but after a look at the guests here, they would always escape and dare not stay on the rooftop for a while.
It’s not that this group of people has a bad temper, but that it’s still very gentle, but that this group of people is too special, so it’s disgusting and scary.
But imagine, when you go to a restaurant to consume, and when you walk into a restaurant, you are facing a group of fat people weighing more than 300 kilograms. ***** the upper body is full of oil, and there is also a bigger fat man, who is probably more than 500 kilograms. An ordinary person is considered a powerful hoof after eating one, but this man bites one in one hand and then grabbed two again and chewed it in his mouth. The light yellow oil flowed along his chin and his belly was covered with all his stomach.
Faced with such a scene, no one will lose their appetite after changing them.
But the boss didn't care about that. He didn't come to eat the hoof, he came to make money. In the end, he brought the hoofs on himself. He was not afraid of this group of people eating the king's meal, because when the group of people came in, he threw him a plastic bag full of money, and then said that he could go with the hoofs on his casually.
The boss was thinking of these customers to eat hard and kept "eating" all the money in the bag.
"Fifty more hooves." The largest fat man sitting in the middle said with a mouth full of oil.
The boss responded and smiled and went down to prepare his hooves.
"Brother, why did you call fifty hoofs?" A fat man said to the big fat man, his eyes full of concerns that did not belong to men. The fat man who spoke had a fine skin, tender flesh, greasy and floury face, but his voice was very delicate, like a woman's voice. His weight was more than 300 kilograms. He must be a perfect fat man in a normal crowd, but under the support of the person next to him, he seemed very "slim."
The fat man sighed and said, "Hey, I have a bad appetite recently."
The fat man with oily head and flour noodles said with concern: "Yes, your appetite has been really bad recently. I only ate seventy or eighty hoofs today, and now you have only added fifty more. If you continue like this, how can you do it? Look at you, you are so thin, which makes me feel very distressed."
The fat man said, "Yes, I'm so thin, what's going on in the future."
The fat man didn't lie. He was indeed very thin. He weighed only more than 500 kilograms. His thin one of his arms was as thick as a big sea bowl.
"You are too busy with the gang affairs. You should pay more attention to your health in the future. I feel very distressed when you are like this." The fat man with a greasy head and pink face actually cried as he spoke!
The fat man sighed and said, "I have no choice. If I don't buy my life, I will have no hoofs to eat. If I don't have hoofs to eat, I don't have no hoofs to eat, and you don't have no hoofs to eat. Then how can I be right to you?"
After the fat man finished speaking, the dozen fat men on the rooftop were so moved that their eyes turned red.
A loud noise suddenly came from the door. With the boss's dissuasion and cursing voices, the door of the rooftop was suddenly kicked open with a kick.
The one who came in was a middle-aged man with a fat face. After kicking the door open, he stared at the fat guys fiercely.
The boss next to him hurriedly said, "Brother Mao, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there are indeed customers on the rooftop today, so please sit downstairs. I'll arrange the best private room for you again, all the fees are mine..."
Before the boss finished speaking, he was slapped on the ground by the man called Brother Mao and cursed: "Get out of here. I have no need to give up the place where Brother Mao wants to stay in the western suburbs. Today, I have to sit on the rooftop. If your hoof shop wants to continue to open, drive these fat pigs away!"
This man, who is called Brother Mao, is big and thick and has a fat face. He is a well-known local gangster leader. When he was very young, he held a knife on the street. After so many years, he has never left the western suburbs. He has done nothing all day and lives by collecting protection fees. People in the western suburbs mention every thing he is not afraid of.
The boss got up from the ground, spit out two bloody teeth, and said with a misunderstanding, "Brother Mao, you can't do anything about it..."
Brother Mao slapped again and kicked him. After spitting, he shouted viciously at the group of fat men: "You fat pigs, you know the truth and get out of here, otherwise I will definitely kill you as New Year's pigs!"
Fatty people generally have a taboo, that is, they are not allowed to make fun of themselves as fat, otherwise they will be very angry.
But these fat people are now being viciously scolded by others as fat pigs. Not only are they not angry, but they are also very happy. The fat faces are smiling so hard that they squeeze into a pile of meat pies.
They are happy from the bottom of their hearts, which can be seen from their eyes.
The fat man with oily head and pink face smiled particularly brightly and said to the fat man beside him: "Brother, I didn't expect someone to call you a fat pig. It seems that you are not much thinner. Now I feel at ease. I am really afraid that others will say you are thinner."
The fat man grinned with an oily mouth and said, "That's good, that's good, haha." After saying that, he glanced at Brother Mao and said, "This person speaks very nicely. Why not call him over and let's eat the hoof together."