Xiao Yi coughed twice and said seriously: "As a person, you must learn to learn from one example and apply it to others. Otherwise, let me watch the live broadcast?"
Luo Jingya was stunned for a moment, her pretty face turned even more red, and she lowered her head and whispered: "How can that be done, I..."
Before Luo Jingya finished speaking, Xiao Yi suddenly started howling like a pig, "Wow, it hurts me to death, it hurts me to death, I was hurt just now to protect you, why is my life so much
It's bitter, wow, it hurts..."
Xiao Yi's exaggerated expression was half true and half false. What was fake is that the small injury on his shoulder was not much different from being bitten by a mosquito. It was really because of him.
Only by protecting Luo Jingya would he be hit by a stray bullet on his shoulder.
In the previous round of dense strafing, Xiao Yi's perverted military technology could indeed be unscathed, but he kept avoiding one direction. If the bullet swept in that direction, it would be very likely to be hidden.
Luo Jingya was in the bushes not far away, so in military dodging, he kept avoiding that direction, which also added some danger to himself, so he was finally scratched by a stray bullet.
"Okay OK, I promise you!"
Luo Jingya couldn't bear to see Xiao Yi's "painful" appearance. Although she usually looks noble and arrogant, it was actually a way for her to disguise and protect herself. In fact, she also has the natural kindness of a woman in her heart.
With sympathy, and along the way, the other party has been protecting herself, and judging from the current situation, the other party is her only dependence. After finishing her speech, she blushed and whispered: "But... you want it
What should I do?"
When Xiao Yi heard this, he immediately stopped howling. Looking at Luo Jingya, who was extremely beautiful under the moonlight, thinking about the peerless appearances on the silver screen, his eyes turned green.
"Gudong."
After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Xiao Yi licked his lips, looked up and down at Luo Jingya, who was blushing and about to drip bleeding, and said, "Well, according to the current situation, there are only two ways of anesthesia, the first is vision.
Anesthesia, the second type is sensory anesthesia.”
Luo Jingya couldn't quite understand and asked in a low voice in confusion: "What is visual anesthesia, and what is sensory anesthesia?"
Xiao Yi cleared his throat and said seriously in an expert tone: "From a professional perspective, visual anesthesia is to use some things that attract attention to the eye to achieve the effect of distracting the patient and reducing pain, but this type of anesthesia
The effect is not very good.”
"The second type of sensory anesthesia is to use some external stimulation to the patient's body to completely divert the patient's attention to the maximum extent so that the patient can't feel any pain at all. This anesthesia method is very effective.
Personally, I prefer sensory anesthesia.”
Luo Jingya was confused when she heard Xiao Yi's extremely "professional" explanation, and she whispered: "I... still don't understand."
Xiao Yi coughed twice, pursed his mouth and said seriously: "To put it simply, visual anesthesia means you take off your clothes, let me see. As for sensory anesthesia, you not only have to take off your clothes, but also
And you have to...you know!"
Although I guessed something in my heart, Xiao Yi's straightforward statement made Luo Jingya blush even more. Her heart was beating, but she just bit her lips and lowered her head without saying anything. This was really a matter of
She was too embarrassed.
Seeing that Luo Jingya did not respond, Xiao Yi quickly howled exaggeratedly again.
Not only are there tigers, cheetahs, poisonous insects, cockroaches, monsters, zombies, and dark night demons. Ah, it hurts, it hurts, I'm going to die..."
Xiao Yi's howl, which was both sympathetic and a little intimidating, finally defeated Luo Jingya's last line of defense.
Luo Jingya gritted her teeth and finally said, "Don't worry, I'll give you that...anspermia immediately."
After saying that, Xiao Yi's howling stopped abruptly, his eyes staring at the beauty in front of him, almost leaving a saliva.
"**A moment... Oh, no, life is precious, so let's get anesthesia quickly and have surgery!" Xiao Yi said as he looked at Luo Jingya and licked his lips.
Luo Jingya has never felt so panicked since she was a child. She didn't dare to look up at the other person at the moment. She just lowered her head and said in a low voice like a mosquito: "Just do visual anesthesia, okay?"
"No……"
Xiao Yi blurted out and said nothing, and stopped immediately, because with the moonlight, he saw a few drops of crystal tears hanging on Luo Jingya's chin.
Xiao Yi is most afraid of three things in his life: one is long-winded, the second is trouble, and the third is women's tears.
"Okay, be sure, just visual anesthesia, come on, I'm ready."
Xiao Yi was ready so that he stared straight at Luo Jingya's chest, looking forward to the gorgeous scenery of the plump white rabbits leaping out for a while.
Luo Jingya was wearing a casual look today, just a delicate little jacket, a tight T-shirt with exquisite embroidery inside, and a pair of tight casual pants on the lower body.
After taking off the coat, Luo Jingya's jade-white fingertips slowly slid onto the hem of the tight T-shirt. She hesitated for a while and then flipped up little by little.
As the hem of the clothes rolled upwards, Luo Jingya had no excess fat at all. Her lower abdomen, which was as smooth as white mutton fat jade, and her slim waist were slowly revealed. Under the soft moonlight, it seemed like a piece.
Warm and smooth jade.
But Xiao Yi felt a little stupid. He had never seen a beautiful woman. He had been mentally prepared before, but his perfect figure still made him stunned. Two idioms kept popping up in his mind, ice skin and jade bones
, the skin is like cream.
"***, anyway, it's in the deep mountains and forests where birds can't shit. If you really can't stand it, you'll knock this beauty unconscious. Who told her to take off her clothes in front of me? Judging from the figure of this woman, it should be
Be able to use some difficult actions…”
Just as Xiao Yi was in his mind, there was a slight sound, but the silver desert eagle that Luo Jingya tied on her waist fell down.
A pure murder weapon, a delicate beauty who can hardly deal with such weapons, makes people unable to connect the two, but it looks strange and beautiful. Xiao Yi once felt this feeling
.
There is a woman named Liu Yeer, who is like Luo Jingya, who only knows how to fire a pistol, but she fires the pistol at the critical moment and saves her life. Thinking of Liu Yeer, Xiao Yi can't help but think of that virtuous person again.
Ding Yao, Ling Zihan, who has a hot personality but kind heart, Lin Ping, who cares about her, and Yao Xuanxuan and Yang Xue who have not seen for a long time.
"They have lost my news for several days, so they should be very worried about me now." Xiao Yi thought to himself. Since this matter is of great importance, Xiao Yi did not tell any of the girls about this matter.
In the center of this deep mountain forest, even the satellite phone is not very useful, let alone any ordinary communication equipment. So in the eyes of those who don’t know, Xiao Yi did disappear, and those who know about this matter also
I will never disclose Xiao Yi's whereabouts.
"Put on the clothes."
Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, but there was no green color light like before in his eyes, and he returned to the depth and peace of the former pond like a black hole in the universe.
Luo Jingya was stunned and said in confusion: "Aren't you anesthetized?"
Xiao Yi looked at Luo Jingya, whose face was covered with tears, smiled slightly, and said, "I'm sorry."
His words of sorry were said, I don’t know if they were saying to Luo Jingya or Ding Yao and other women who were anxious about this matter.
Luo Jingya wanted to answer habitually, but before she could say it, Xiao Yi quickly jumped off the big bluestone, squatted beside the stream, poured clear and sweet water to clean the wound on her shoulders.
"Don't you feel pain?" Luo Jingya, who had put on her clothes again, couldn't help asking. Xiao Yi didn't say anything, but just wiped some ointment on his shoulder, bandaged it briefly, got up and moved it a little, and said: "
The humidity is quite heavy at night, so let's find a slightly dry place to rest."
Fortunately, the moon was very big tonight, and with the help of the faint light of the moon in the dark, it would not be impossible to see anything clearly.
Luo Jingya gently grabbed Xiao Yi's foot and followed Xiao Yi tightly. Although she felt relieved of the cancellation of "visual anesthesia" just now, she couldn't help but become curious about the man in front of her.
Let’s not talk about why this man who looks inconspicuous at all is so powerful. He knows so much in the jungle. Why did he fight with those unknown bad people here alone? What is his origin?
Just now, although Luo Jingya is over 30 years old, she can maintain her extremely perfect maintenance. Some people may believe that she is a girl in her early twenties. Those who have been living in the entertainment industry for so many years and coveted her health may be able to queue up abroad.
Among these people, there are all those who are engaged in various industries, but they all have one thing in common, that is, they are all high-ranking officials, but they are all rejected by her with great skills and have not suffered any losses yet.
There was once a well-known rich man who even made a fortune by making an astronomical figure, just asking for a good night with her, but she refused.
But just now, this man gave up the opportunity to take advantage of him in that situation. Luo Jingya has always had the same view of men, that is, the animals who only think with their lower body.
However, Xiao Yi's behavior just now made her view of men change a little. At least, the man who looks ordinary but extremely unusual in front of her is not that kind of person.
Luo Jingya thought this way, and Xiao Yi, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped. Luo Jingya couldn't stop and her whole body pounced on Xiao Yi's back.
"Ouch!" Luo Jingya was hit hard and felt a little painful. She touched her forehead and said, "Why did you stop suddenly?"
Xiao Yi didn't know how to head either. After standing there for a while, he said in a playful tone: "You are lucky. You will have wild game tonight. I can guarantee that you have never eaten this kind of wild game before."