When Xiao Yi woke up, he felt a split headache. It seemed that he had drunk too much yesterday. He was about to move, but suddenly he quickly closed his eyes that had just opened, and did not move, as if he had not woken up.
Because just as he opened his eyes, he glanced at the two figures and recalled some of the words he said last night, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Although his eyes only opened for a moment, he clearly saw two people in the room. One was a woman wearing a big red tight dress, sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, and the other was wearing white clothes and ponytails.
The man stood next to a woman like a javelin, looking cautious.
Except for the beautiful Ling Zihan who was called to "share" by Xiao Yi last night, who else did these two people and the culprit Hua Chou Hero?
It's miserable!
Xiao Yi cried out in his heart. Although he drank a lot last night, he remembered those words that were taboo very clearly. This time, this hot-tempered woman could not really saw herself off? For Ling Zihan
Xiao Yi really knows what he did.
Xiao Yilai was motionless on the bed, and occasionally made two extremely exaggerated snoring. Although he didn't know what a terrible thing would happen later, he still pretended to be a subtle corpse at this moment, and could drag it for a moment.
After delaying for another seven or eight hours, the woman might be hungry and then go downstairs to eat, so she ran away at the stall.
Hehe, it's such a clever plan. I'm such a fucking genius! Xiao Yi was lying on the bed, feeling very proud of his "subtle vesicle plan".
At this moment, he heard a conversation that made him unable to get up again.
"The flowers are wrong!"
"Here! Sister-in-law, what's the matter? I'll give you an order, and I promise to go up the sword and the sea of fire and fire!" Hua Cuo's words were sonorous and powerful. Xiao Yi guessed that he had become a traitor at the moment.
"Go, come and get a basin of water!" Ling Zihan's tone looked like a queen.
"Get water?"
"What are you talking about? Just go if you want to go!"
"Ok, do it now!"
Then, Xiao Yi heard a sound of closing the door and felt a little relieved. He was still a little conscientious. Otherwise, if you fetch water, you could do it in the bathroom and run outside, clearly wanting to help him drag it out.
It's time.
In a short while, the door was opened again, and with it, Huacuo's extremely vulgar and flattering voice.
"Sister-in-law, I went down to make some ice, hehe."
Xiao Yi's heart tightened. Before he could break through the curse, he felt a "cool" all over his body.
Wow, Hua Cuo was not polite at all, and poured all the ice water filled with ice on Xiao Yi's head.
"Damn!" Xiao Yibing jumped up from the bed. Just as he was about to get angry, he saw Ling Zihan's almond eyes open and looking at him coldly.
"What's wrong, it seems to be rebelling?" Ling Zihan didn't move, and still stacked the two slender **s together, looking like a queen.
"Uh...hehe, don't dare, I'm so angry these two days, cool, cool, cool, cool, haha... Thank you wife..." Xiao Yi tried his best to squeeze out that flattering smile, but no matter how hard he tried, he still
That guy pretended to be like that right.
"Haha, that's so early..." Seeing that Ling Zihan didn't say anything, Xiao Yi said something nonsense first in embarrassment.
"You are so generous." Ling Zihan dragged his weird tone and looked at Xiao Yi, who was wet all over and wearing only a pair of big shorts.
Things have developed to this point, Xiao Yi decided to resist to the end, "Haha, I have always been generous, haha, wife, what do you want, I will buy it for you immediately, or I will buy you an extra later
Large diamonds, haha, I am a little bit like this, quite generous, I have been like this since I was a child, haha..."
Seeing that Ling Zihan still didn't say anything, Xiao Yi added, "Haha, I'm such a generous person, haha..."
"Great? You're so generous." Ling Zihan finally spoke, but his tone was extremely strange.
"Haha, I..." Xiao Yi was about to continue to evade, and then he heard a roar of collapse and cracking.
"Xiao Yi, put on the clothes and get over for me!"
Xiao Yi's whole body tightened and blurted out in a bad mood, "Wife, I was wrong." After saying that, he stood honestly in front of Ling Zihan, like a primary school student who failed the exam.
In the past, when he was in a mercenary training camp, there was a special training called the prisoner-of-war simulation training camp. He once created a miracle in this training. Because a device at that time failed, Xiao Yi endured the pain of others.
But he still gritted his teeth and didn't say a word. Until his training ended, several instructors discovered that the equipment had a malfunction. If an ordinary person sat on it, it would definitely not last ten seconds, but Xiao Yi was enough
Stay on it for an hour!
There is just an old saying that one thing is to reduce one thing. He can last for a full hour on the pain of failure and add the equipment to the additional equipment, but was defeated by Ling Zihan's roar. Of course, there are also reasons for "being a thief and being guilty".
, Just the "big rebellious" words he said last night, let alone Ling Zihan's roar, it would not be too much even if he sawed his thing in two pieces.
"If you don't fight for three days, will you remove the tiles in the room? If you don't teach a lesson for a few days, will your skin itch? If you don't show your power, do you think about the uprising?"
Ling Zihan's parallel questions made Xiao Yi want to suddenly open a big hole on the ground and then plunge into it.
"Wife, I..."
"Shut up!" Ling Zihan could not tolerate Xiao Yi's argument. She knew very well about Xiao Yi's two verbal words. If this guy was allowed to speak freely, he could fool the dead horses into life immediately, and then he could go to the racecourse.
Run two laps.
"I'll ask, you answer, don't tell anything else. Be careful that I'll cut you." Ling Zihan looks pretty, but he's very wild in his bones and speaks like a tomboy.
"No, my wife, listen to me..."
"Hmm?" Ling Zihan tilted his eyes and pointed at Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi obediently closed his mouth.
"Repeat what you said last night." Ling Zihan was like interrogating a prisoner.
"I said last night that there is a food stall in Nancheng District that tastes good..."
"Say the point!"
"I said last night... I wanted to call you, and share it with... and Hua..." Xiao Yi's voice was as quiet as a mosquito.
"But I'm talking drunk, I like to talk nonsense after drinking, you know..."
"Shut up, don't mess around, answer the questions!"
This time, the one who scolded Xiao Yi was Hua Chou, who was standing aside. After scolding him, he immediately looked at Ling Zihan with a flattering look and said with a slight smile: "Sister-in-law, just ask, I'm staring at you, don't be afraid of this kid playing.
Children's force."
Looking at Hua Cuo's standard "silly laughter", Xiao Yi's teeth clattered, and he thought to himself that there were such shameless people in this world, and there was no shameless, only even more shameless.
"It's him!"
Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and suddenly pointed at Hua Chou and said loudly, "He has always been bad for you. I have seen this kid several times, as soon as I meet you, I will quietly take toilet paper to the bathroom."
"I didn't..." Hua Cuo never expected Xiao Yi to use such a bad move, and his face turned red in a hurry, but Xiao Yi did not give him a chance to defend himself.
"You didn't? Then why did you call me out last night and then deliberately get me drunk, and finally let me say that when I was not awake, what's your intention?"
"Zihan, don't be afraid!" Xiao Yi didn't wait for Hua Chou, who was about to speak up for defense, and stepped forward in front of Ling Zihan, stretched out his hand to protect Ling Zihan. His eyes looked at Hua Chou with "vigilant" as if it was like
He looks like he is a pervert.
"You came here as it is. What was the motivation last night? I asked me to call Zihan out in the middle of the night. You had nothing to do with her. What did you mean by asking someone out in the middle of the night? You said!" In terms of verbal skills, Hua
Xiao Yi is not a little bit wrong, especially in front of women. Xiao Yi's mouth has fooled many princesses and other princesses into her bed, but Hua Chou's mouth has not been put on for several years.
Yan got it done.
"Zihan, listen to me." Xiao Yi turned his head and looked serious, "I have something I have to confess to you. Even if you want to saw me off, listen to me first. I did something wrong myself.
I will bear all the consequences of this matter."
Ling Zihan wondered, what else does this kid hide from him?
Xiao Yi turned his head and looked at Daoba, shook his head and sighed, looking annoyed, "Actually, I have known that Huacuo is a pervert, and I have had inappropriate thoughts, but I have always been hindering that he is me."
Brother, so I indulged him many times. Even when he thought about you taking toilet paper to the bathroom to solve his problem, I didn't pursue it. You know, I have always put loyalty first, for so long
,I always have this knot that cannot be opened in my heart, but today, I figured it out, brotherly loyalty is important, but you, Ling Zihan, are even more important to me than my life, so today, I am like you
Let me confess this fact, but there is one thing I ask you, no matter how you hate the wrong things from today, don’t look down on him or discriminate against him, because he is my brother!”
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he looked righteous and looked at Ling Zihan and said with a strong voice: "I'm done. If you feel sorry for you, please take it, please take it. I promise if I hide for a while, I will be my grandson!"
Ling Zihan's face changed slightly, and she watched Xiao Yi's eyes gradually soften. When Hua Cuo, who was standing beside him, she felt a little bad when she saw this situation. It seemed that this woman believed Xiao Yi's words.
, This kid is the one who can immediately regret even if he swore a poisonous oath to the sky.
Sure enough, Ling Zihan stood up, looked at Xiao Yi, and said softly: "I understand your difficulties, I don't blame you."
After saying that, he glared at Hua Cuo, who looked extremely aggrieved, "You are hiding so deeply. I always thought you were a gentleman, but it turned out to be a great sexual demon!"
Hua Chou was about to cry but she was still so serious on the surface, but she was already happy in her heart. Boy, you are shameless compared to me, you are almost intrigued.