Even now, whenever Yang Xue recalls that scene, she will feel incredible about her reaction and the words she said.
Yang Xue's first reaction at that time was to quickly protect her chest with both hands, and said nervously: "I am a young girl, where can I get milk for you to drink?" After saying that, Yang Xue felt like slapping herself hard in the mouth.
Impulsive, what else can I say?
It wasn't until Xiao Yi held his stomach and laughed for a long time that he took out a one-liter box of milk from the refrigerator and drank it in one gulp. After this episode, he originally wanted to instill some positive energy into this kid that day.
, asking him to review actively to avoid failing the exam, which turned into the two of them sitting and looking at each other, hemming and hawing and talking nonsense.
The final exam finally came despite the desperate resistance of many students.
Xiao Yi didn't attend much class or review much, but it didn't mean that he didn't study at all. He had a higher IQ than ordinary people, and his knowledge accumulation was also very rich. A mere final exam was still difficult.
Can't reach him.
Xiao Yi himself is an unknown online writer, but his unknown reputation does not mean that he is not good at writing. Language and writing are easy for him, not to mention English, not to mention the mixed mercenary groups from many countries.
There are soldiers from all over the country, and they usually communicate in English. Xiao Yi's authentic English is similar to the accent of Western countries, and Xiao Yi doesn't mind taking more German, French and other exams. The examination room is the battlefield for students, Xiao Yi works hard
Writing a book is like the best soldier rushing to the front despite a hail of bullets.
Facing the English test paper in front of him, Xiao Yi ticked the answers almost without thinking. He even found the story told in the reading comprehension to be very interesting, but the writing style was a little childish and the twists and turns of the plot were not exciting enough.
"Hey!" There was a low cry after the sound, and Xiao Yi felt his chair being lightly kicked.
Xiao Yi didn't need to look back to know what it meant, so he simply pushed the test paper aside with a bang so that the man behind him could copy it.
But Xiao Yi still heard the man behind him sighing, and couldn't help but look confused, thinking to himself: Could it be that he was too lazy to do the copying himself?
This is, a paper ball fell gently from behind on Xiao Yi's table. Xiao Yi spread it in his hand and unfolded it. He couldn't help but be happy. The note said: Brother, I am short-sighted. Please do it to the end.
Later I would like to provide my brother with 10 grams of a certain teacher’s seed.
Xiao Yi smiled, picked up the pen and copied the answer on the note, and then added a sentence at the end: It's too stingy, add a few more seeds from the Beautiful Legs series. Then he kneaded it into a ball and gently moved it backwards.
One shot.
The gentleman at the back spread out the ball of paper, as if possessed by Wen Quxing, trembling with his wrists and stealing the bell as fast as lightning. After copying it, he added a sentence at the end and threw it back to Xiao Yi.
Yi spread it out, and there was an additional sentence on it: Thanks, buddy, I promise you will enjoy it, you can choose between black silk, meat, and colorful silk!
Xiao Yi grinned. He didn't expect that the guy behind him was a fellow man. They were all so good. In Xiao Yi's opinion, men are divided into three categories. Ordinary young people look at women first, look at their faces. Young people look at women first, look at their breasts. They have nobility.
The first thing that literary and artistic young people with aesthetic values will look at when looking at a woman is the legs and buttocks, commonly known as the lower third way. Xiao Yi is definitely a representative of the literary and artistic young people with noble aesthetic values.
Xiao Yi, who was dazed and drooling, all he could think about was women's thighs, was thinking endlessly when another paper ball flew over from the side.
Xiao Yi turned around and looked at the director of the paper ball. He was a tall guy with lumps all over his body. However, his eyes made Xiao Yi very uncomfortable. He glanced at Xiao Yi lightly.
, seems to be a matter of course.
Xiao Yi didn't pay attention. He threw the paper ball into the drawer and moved the test paper to one side. Although the look in the big man's eyes made Xiao Yi uncomfortable, Xiao Yi didn't take it seriously. It's not easy for students to take exams. I can help him.
One counts as one.
The big man didn't appreciate Xiao Yi's move. He just pointed at Xiao Yi's drawer impatiently. Xiao Yi understood and took out the paper ball again from the drawer and unfolded it. It read: Put your
Give me the test paper, and I will protect you in school from now on, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences! What made Xiao Yi dumbfounded was that this guy also drew a skull at the end of this sentence.
"You have watched too many movies." Xiao Yi muttered in a low voice, threw the paper ball back into the drawer, wiped the test paper back in front of him, completely ignored the murderous look in the big man's eyes, and fell asleep on the test paper.
Got up.
When he woke up, Xiao Yi found that half of the people in the examination room were less than half, but it was already past the time allowed to hand in papers. Xiao Yi stretched out, lazily took the papers and put them on the podium in front of the invigilator.
He staggered out of the examination room.
The invigilator frowned and glanced at Xiao Yi's leaving figure. As soon as the student got the paper, he didn't even check the questions. He just filled in the answers randomly after a few swipes. At first glance, he looked like the kind of uneducated and unskilled person.
The student who filled in the exam papers randomly in the exam room, what annoyed the invigilator the most was that the student even slept on the table. The invigilator did not remind him because he always looked down on this kind of students, so he let him fail the class and repeat the grade.
That's good.
"Ignorant scum!" the invigilator muttered in a low voice, grabbed Xiao Yi's paper and took a casual look at it. Just at this glance, his expression froze. The exams at Nanjiang University and the exams in the same subject were conducted by the same person.
The teacher of the subject served as the invigilator. This invigilator was also an English teacher. At this casual glance, he discovered that Xiao Yi’s answers were all correct. He had turned them like this for several pages in a row. If he had answered the multiple-choice questions earlier, he would have been fine.
If you suspect Xiao Yi of cheating, the following English composition will explain everything.
The bold and upright font is definitely calligraphy in English. Not only are the grammar, sentences and words flawless, but the storyline of the composition is compact. After only reading the first two sentences, the invigilator couldn't help but read the whole article in one breath.
After reading it, I felt like I still had something to say.
Just kidding, what does Xiao Yi do? He is still an online writer. He knows the art of writing, the attraction of the opening, the plot, the contradictions, and his mastery in application. Such simple test questions are not difficult for him. The questions on the test paper
The composition is one of his favorite passages in his novels, and he just translated it in English.
As soon as Xiao Yi reached the stairwell, he was stopped by someone.
"elder brother!"
Xiao Yi turned around and saw that it was the fellow in the examination room who also had noble aesthetic values, but this man's face was black and blue at this time. Xiao Yi asked with a puzzled look: "What's wrong with you?
"
The man looked around for a while and then said quickly: "Brother, you must not go down. Wang Biao and the others are blocking you outside. I was beaten by them just now!"
"Wang Biao?" Xiao Yi seemed to have no impression of this name.
"That's the strong man in the examination room. He is a weightlifter in the school's physical training team. He usually gets close to the people in the physical training team. No one dares to mess with them in the school. You offended him in the examination room just now. He is
There are people blocking you outside!"
Xiao Yi frowned, why do he always encounter such troubles! Xiao Yi is not a person who likes to cause trouble, but he is definitely not a person who is afraid of trouble. He didn't even frown when he offended a certain king in Southeast Asia, let alone several
student.
Xiao Yi patted the student in front of him who reported the message to him, and said with a smile: "They are so cruel, how dare you come to report to me, aren't you afraid that they will retaliate against you?"
The student said: "You took care of me in the examination room. I can't be ungrateful. Don't tell others that I reported the letter. Wang Biao and his gang will kill me if they find out. Be careful and go up to avoid it."
Then I went out through the back door, and I dodged first. If someone saw me later, I would be in trouble." After that, the student was about to leave.
Xiao Yi grabbed him and asked, "What's your name?"
"My name is Du Zifeng, they all call me Little Belly."
Xiao Yi smiled, put his arm on his shoulder, and said, "Let's go out with me."
Xiaodu quickly waved his hands and said in panic: "What! No, no, Wang Biao and those people have to kill me, so don't go out. They are looking for you."
Xiao Yi patted his shoulder and said calmly: "If they can't find me today, they will still make trouble for you. If this matter is not resolved, your troubles will continue. A man must never run away when something happens. I decided
When you escape, you have already lost."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he turned around and left alone.
The little belly was stunned behind, and said quickly: "Forget it, the worst is to get beaten up by them again, and fight with them!" After saying that, he quickly chased after Xiao Yi.
As soon as they walked out of the teaching building, two big men sandwiched Xiao Yi and his belly between them, and said fiercely: "There are people looking for you in the woods!" After saying that, they reached out to pull Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi stretched out his hand.
He swatted away the hand that came over, glared at the two big men, and walked straight towards the woods.
Seeing Xiao Yi's magnanimity, the little belly was also infected. Anyway, he was going to get beaten up anyway, so he might as well risk it. He said loudly: "Just go and do it passively!" After saying that, like Xiao Yi, he carried his back.
Holding hands, he followed Xiao Yi.
The two big men looked at each other and said, "Hey, your bones are really tight. Please don't cry for father and mother for a while!"
This small forest at Nanjiang University is not only a place for "field fighting", but also a place where students use force to resolve disputes. They fight during the day and fight at night. The woods are littered with condoms, toilet paper and other items, and occasionally
I saw mottled blood stains on the tree trunk.
"What's going on in the examination room today?" Wang Biao said with his chin raised, and behind him stood a dozen big men, all from the physical training team.
Xiao Yi shrugged. He was most afraid of being verbose. Seeing that the boring dialogue was about to start again, he couldn't help but turn his head and look at his belly and said: "Ask him, he is my boss!"
"What, this little guy is your boss? Hahaha!" Wang Biao and others laughed unscrupulously. This so-called "boss" had just been severely beaten by them.
His stomach and legs were trembling, but he had an arrow on the string and had to shoot. Xiao Yi had taken care of him during the exam, so it was right to put the responsibility on himself now. He said with a trembling tone: "You, you, what do you think we should do?
…”
Wang Biao kicked his little belly and cursed: "**, what should I do? I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you, so that's what I'll do!"
Xiao Yi on the side immediately looked panicked and suddenly said: "Oh, you fucking dare to touch my boss!"
After saying that, he raised his foot and kicked him out with a cry. He wrote a few words in ink before the fight. Xiao Yi's behavior at this time was very suitable for his status as a student.