As the saying goes, a connoisseur will know if he is there as soon as he reaches out his hand. After the beauty in the red dress had played two moves with Xiao Yi just now, she also knew that she was definitely no match for Xiao Yi. Although she was extremely angry at the moment, she still held back. She would not think that this was the case.
The boy is the kind of gentleman who doesn't hit women, but this kind of perverted pervert can do anything.
"A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. Why are you such a barbaric woman? Why don't we all be reasonable? Why do girls always do something..." Seeing that the beauty in the red dress gave up the idea of doing anything, Xiao
Yi started to lecture again.
Xiao Yi's words almost made the beauty in the red dress faint with anger. In broad daylight, in full view of everyone, she reached into her clothes and touched her breasts. And now she still has a tireless demeanor to make herself reason?
"Pervert!" The beauty in the red dress didn't know what language to use. These two words may be the best explanation.
"I'm a pervert? Is there anything wrong? Please, if I hadn't helped you catch that bumblebee just now, I'm afraid you would have been stung one side bigger and the other smaller!" Xiao Yi looked aggrieved. He was obviously helping others.
Well, is it so difficult to be a good person?
Although Xiao Yi's words were shameless, the beauty in the red dress didn't know how to refute it. This pervert had indeed helped him catch wasps just now, but in broad daylight he put his hand into her clothes, or even her breasts. This couldn't be justified.
I have never suffered such a big loss in my life.
"Go away, disappear immediately, I don't want to see you again!" The girl in the red dress felt like she was about to cry. Why did such a thing happen as soon as she returned to school?
"Tch, you think I want to see you."
Xiao Yi waved his hand, shrugged his shoulders and turned to leave. After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned back, looked at the beauty in the red dress and said, "Don't think who you are. Without someone, the earth will still rotate and the sun will still rise. No
Everyone regards you as a goddess. Besides, do you really think that I rarely touch you? To tell you the truth, I have touched even those who are much older than you!"
After saying that, he turned around and left quickly. Although his face was calm, he felt very guilty. Touching someone's breasts in public, this... was a little too much.
From this moment on, Xiao Yi's "heroic deeds" spread. Later, even some students from other schools knew that there was such a number one figure in Nanjiang University. Anyone who heard about this heroic deed would give a thumbs up, awesome.
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Later in the evening, after receiving a call from Ding Yao, Xiao Yi happily ran to the school gate to welcome all the beauties back to the palace. Liu Ye'er and He Lanlan also came back with them. Xiao Yi helped move the boxes and lined up.
I'm very busy paying bills and stuff.
"Thank you for your hard work. Let Sister Yaoyao take care of you tonight." Looking at Xiao Yi who was sweating profusely, He Lanlan said jokingly.
"Xiao Nizi, what are you talking about? Why don't you go and wait on me?" Ding Yao saw that He Lanlan was making fun of herself again, and a blush appeared on her cheeks.
"Okay, okay, it's rare that Sister Yaoyao is so generous and leaves her brother-in-law to me." He Lanlan covered her mouth and laughed, and Ding Yao realized that there was something wrong with what she just said.
"Stop arguing, I will suffer a little tonight and let you two serve me together!" Xiao Yi had a smirk on his face. Although his tone was joking, this was what he was thinking in his heart.
"Sex embryo!" Liu Yeer on the side chimed in.
Hearing this, Xiao Yi glanced at Liu Ye'er with a smile and said, "Why don't you join us tonight? Let's have a foursome. There are many tricks. Haha, ouch..."
Before Xiao Yi finished speaking, three jade hands twisted his body, causing him to scream in pain.
"Do you still want to play 4p?" He Lanlan said, twisting Xiao Yi's arm.
"Three sisters, let go, we won't play anymore, oh..." Xiao Yi quickly begged for mercy, and then the three girls let go.
"Hey, it's all my fault. Why are you playing 4p? It's all my fault. I don't know you like to play **!"
"Se embryo, stop, don't run!"
"If you don't run away, you'll be screwed!"
It wasn't until the three girls were panting from exhaustion that they stopped playing with Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi was bruised and bruised all over his body, and he grimaced in pain.
"Oh, let's stop making trouble. Three violent women, are you going to eat there later?" Xiao Yi rubbed his colorful arms that were twisted.
"Who told you to talk nonsense? You only know how to eat all day long." He Lanlan pouted.
"Isn't it time to eat? Seriously, let's find a place to eat. I'm a little hungry." Unless there are special circumstances, Xiao Yi always eats on time.
Ding Yao was panting tiredly, her face was a little red, and she looked even more charming. She smiled and said: "Wait for a while, wait for someone, and I will pick her up today."
"Who are you waiting for?" Xiao Yi's stomach was already growling, and he was naturally a little dissatisfied.
"She is a super beauty. My third sister Ling Zihan is back." He Lanlan said with a smile: "I promise to make even a pervert like you look straight."
"Tch, I, Xiao Yi, have never seen any kind of beauties. I have no interest in beauties at all. Oh, by the way, what are her measurements?"
"Se embryo, you said you're not interested." Liu Ye'er rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi.
When Ling Zihan arrived, Xiao Yi almost fainted. It turned out that Ling Zihan was the beauty in the red dress who touched her breasts in front of the school gate today.
Until the meal, Ling Zihan's vicious eyes never left Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi remained silent as if he were a thief.
Ding Yao and others didn't know that Ling Zihan and Xiao Yi had this feud, but they felt that the expressions of the two were a bit strange. Ling Zihan was worried that Xiao Yi was Ding Yao's boyfriend, so he did not expose Xiao Yi immediately in public, thinking that he would wait until Ding
Yao told her when she was alone, so as not to make her lose face in front of Liu Ye'er and He Lanlan.
Xiao Yi saw clearly that Ling Zihan didn't expose his thoughts in public, and immediately changed his mind. Rather than passively defending, it would be better to take the initiative to confess. Even the law must consider the circumstances of surrender. He gritted his teeth, stood up and faced
The fourth daughter said: "I, Xiao Yi, have always been honest and upright. Now I want to clarify something to everyone. No matter what you think of me after hearing this, I must say it. Even if you misunderstand me, I will say it."
Now that he has taken the initiative, Xiao Yike is no longer so stupid. The word "misunderstanding" always stands out in every sentence.
After speaking, he glanced at Ling Zihan and said: "Here I first want to sincerely apologize to classmate Ling Zihan." After saying that, he bowed to Ling Zihan sincerely, and then recounted what happened today,
He just slightly adapted his inner thoughts and motives, and kept the word misunderstanding in three sentences. The last thing he said seemed to be that Ling Zihan was stingy. After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi poured a large glass of wine and drank it in one gulp.
"This glass of wine is an apology to classmate Ling Zihan. If classmate Ling Zihan is still not satisfied, I, Xiao Yi, will sit here today and do whatever you want. I will not fight back or retaliate!" After saying this, he looked generous and willing to die. She looked like that, but what she was thinking in her heart was that if the woman mentioned her little brother again, she would grab her feet and throw her out.
Now not only Ding Yao and others were stunned, but even Ling Zihan was stunned. Xiao Yi's impassioned speech was moved by emotion and reason, and the story seemed to be transformed into a No. 5 young man who acted bravely for justice. , the story was finally misunderstood by the person involved.
"Forget it, it sounds like I'm stingy." After saying that, he filled a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp to show that he didn't care about the matter.
"Sure enough, you are a hero among women. I, Xiao Yi, admire you. I'm glad to meet you. My name is Xiao Yi. I'd like to give you three glasses of wine!" After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he downed three glasses of wine. Ling Zihan didn't show any signs of weakness and filled up three glasses of wine. Do it all in one go.
"Hey, hey, what are you two doing? This is not the water in Liangshan. You two are just heroes."
Seeing what the two of them were doing, the three women on the side were dumbfounded.
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Ling Zihan was really relieved about this matter. This made Xiao Yi secretly relieved when he saw it. It's okay, okay, women are so easy to fool!
Xiao Yi and others were looking for a hot pot restaurant. This hot pot restaurant was very famous and the consumption was not high. It was full almost every day. A few people sat in the lobby and did not choose private rooms. As He Lanlan said, eating hot pot is a good idea. The place is lively, and people who are locked in a private room to eat hot pot are ruining hot pot.
Xiao Yi's mouth is considered to be the best. Not only can he eat, but he can also say, "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah"! He was from Shancheng City in China. He had a fiery and bold personality. He frequently clinked glasses with Xiao Yi during the banquet. Ding Yao and others would occasionally drink two glasses together, and they ate and drank enthusiastically.
"Look at these handsome guys and girls who can drink a lot. Brother, I usually like to make friends who are outgoing. I wonder if some of you can have a drink with me?"
Just when Xiao Yi and others were having a good time drinking, a shirtless man in a vest came up to chat with him with a glass of wine. He just glanced at the four women beside him, but there was nothing in his eyes like ordinary people's squinting eyes. vision.
"Well, let's drink it!" Xiao Yizheng was thirsty, so he grabbed the cup from the table and touched it with the big man and took a sip.
"Okay, brother, I'm so happy. I'm lucky enough to meet you today. I have to drink a few more glasses. Wait, I'll come as soon as I go!" The big man said and drank the wine in his hand before turning around and leaving. When he came over again, his hand I already carried a bottle of white wine.
"Brother, we are all grown-ups, so we should fix the liquor, right? That doesn't count, let's fix it again!" The big man said, picking up two beer glasses and pouring them full, "Brother, fix this, All white!"
After Xiao Yi swallowed the food in his mouth, he picked up a tissue and wiped it. Then he slowly turned his head away, looked at the big man and said, "Are we familiar with each other?"