In the end, Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and spread the knowledge about physiological hygiene to the four girls, and explained the phenomenon of "morning erections" before they were fooled, although his reaction in the morning had nothing to do with this word.
When Xiao Yi rushed to the classroom, class had already been going on for a while. Xiao Yi didn't care if it was someone else's class. He skipped many more classes than he did. The only class he didn't dare to skip was Yang Xue's class. Every time
Anyone who skips her class will be caught and punished for a long time.
Yang Xue teaches English. Although Xiao Yi's English level is definitely much higher than Yang Xue's, there is no way. People have to be in the classroom anyway. The content of Yang Xue's lectures sounds to Xiao Yi like a Chinese teacher.
The Chinese in the department taught it like a primary school text.
Casting an apologetic look at Yang Xue, Xiao Yi went straight to the corner of the last row and sat up. This classroom is very big, and this is not the only empty seat left, but Xiao Yi always likes to sit here. He
The special experience made his behavior some instinctive reactions. For example, when he goes to a place, he will instinctively put himself in a relatively safe place. If there are snipers outside, this corner is the only sniper blind spot in the classroom. Although in
It's basically impossible for something like this to happen in school, but it's an instinctive reaction.
Yang Xue was wearing a pink professional skirt today, with her long hair flowing. The boy underneath her was drooling. Xiao Yi didn't sleep well last night, and the class Yang Xue taught was too difficult for him.
I was so bored that I fell asleep on the table without realizing it.
"Classmate, please wake up."
Not long after Xiao Yi lay down, he felt someone shaking him awake. He opened his eyes drowsily and saw a girl with a big forehead.
"What?" Xiao Yi rubbed his eyes.
"Classmate, this is a classroom, a place to study, not a place to sleep. If you want to sleep, please go home and sleep." The girl said righteously.
Xiao Yi looked around and found that class had not ended. Although he basically didn't know his classmates except for a few people in his dormitory, he had some impressions of this girl. It was not that this girl was outstanding, but
It's because she always likes to wear a school uniform with the words "XX Middle School" printed on the back.
It's not that this girl's family is poor and can't afford new clothes, but because a certain middle school is a well-known key middle school in the province. Wearing such clothes can prove that she comes from a prestigious school. Xiao Yi has always been very concerned about this kind of behavior.
It's puzzling, because he thinks that no matter which middle school he graduated from, he is now in the same school. What's so awesome about this?
"It's none of your business, go away!" Xiao Yi never looked down upon such people, so he waved his hand and continued to lie down.
"Why is it none of my business? It's wrong for you to sleep in class!" The girl refused.
"Who are you? You, the teacher, don't care, I want you to take care of it!" Xiao Yi was a little impatient. In his opinion, this kind of person is just a dog trying to interfere with a mouse and meddling in other people's business.
"I am a study committee member and a student union cadre!" the girl said proudly.
"Go away, go do what you have to do!" Xiao Yi was a little disgusted. This kind of students are always stupid. They always think that they are awesome because they are some kind of cadre in the school. In these miscellaneous clubs and the like, they are serious
Strictly speaking, students are still very naive in their thinking. The society will not care what kind of cadre you were when you were in school. What the society needs is people who are down-to-earth and do things in a down-to-earth manner. There is no shortage of leaders in the society.
"Xiao Yi, take class seriously!" Yang Xue didn't want to worry about Xiao Yi, as long as he came to his class, but because of the study committee, he had to do this. He couldn't support Xiao Yi's behavior of sleeping in class in public!
Xiao Yileng glanced at the "cadre" and shrugged.
The "cadre" also glanced at Xiao Yi, then returned to his seat, sat upright, and listened to the class carefully.
"Sneeze!" Because he drank too much and didn't sleep well last night, Xiao Yi felt his nose was a little itchy and suddenly sneezed.
"Classmate, if you don't study, please don't affect everyone else's study. How can people like you who don't study hard get a foothold in society in the future? Please pay attention to your behavior!" The female "cadre" turned her head and yelled loudly.
Xiao Yi frowned, he didn't like this tone very much, and said lightly: "Yes, you do work hard, and the skin on your body can also show that you come from a good school, but what I want to ask is why your school is better than mine
, you study harder than me, but now you are still sitting in the same school and classroom with me?"
After a pause, he continued: "I have always had this attitude in studying from high school to now, but yet I was admitted to the same school and the same class as you. There is only one explanation, that is, there must be something wrong with your IQ!"
As soon as Xiao Yi finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom. Xiao Yi was not the only student who usually disliked this female "cadre". People who are disgusting are disgusting everywhere. The face of this female "cadre"
He was turning blue and white, but there was no way to refute Xiao Yi's words, because it was indeed the case.
Since the result is the same as others, don't show off that you have put in more sweat during your hard work, as that will only lead to ridicule.
"At least I have learned more than you now." The female "cadre" said a few words indifferently, turned around and continued to listen carefully, but Xiao Yi shrugged to Yang Xue on the podium, meaning that there was no other way, she should provoke her first
mine.
In order to save face in class, the female "cadre" answered the questions enthusiastically and showed off a few words of Korean, intentionally or unintentionally.
"This classmate, this is an English class, try not to answer questions in other languages." Yang Xue also didn't like this kind of students who like to show off.
"Teacher, I took a Korean class in my spare time. I'm used to it. I spend all my time studying hard. I feel that I have learned English very well. Although Korean has gained a certain level of proficiency, I still need to
exercise."
After saying that, he turned around and glared at Xiao Yi, saying: "I don't want some people to cheat on the college entrance examination or come to this school through the back door, and stay idle all day long!"
Then, he cursed Xiao Yi in Korean: "Stupid pig!"
"Classmate, please pay attention to your words and deeds..." Yang Xuegang was about to say something, but saw Xiao Yi stand up, waved her hand to interrupt her words, walked straight to the female "cadre", and replied in Korean first
: "Garbage!" Immediately afterwards, Ba La Ba La said a lot of incomprehensible language, which made the female "cadre" and other students confused.
After finishing speaking, he returned to his seat.
"Please, don't show off if you are not good at foreign languages. I didn't understand a word you just said." The female "cadre" rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi with a look of ridicule on her face. The strange language Xiao Yi just said was neither in English nor in English.
It's not Korean. In her eyes, it must be that the language level is not good enough and the pronunciation is not standard. Otherwise, how could she not understand it?
Yang Xue was also stunned, looking at the surprised and incredulous expression on Xiao Yi's face, she regained her composure, and then said to the classmates underground: "The words Xiao Yi just said were in Russian and Italian respectively.
, Portuguese, Japanese, French.”
As soon as Yang Xue said this, the whole class's eyes fell on Xiao Yi, their faces were full of admiration. They really didn't expect that there was such a master hidden in their class. Xiao Yi didn't come to class very often, and every time
He sat in an inconspicuous corner every time, and not many classmates in the class knew him, but that didn't include him from this moment on.
Looking at the ugly face of the female "cadre", Xiao Yi ignored the looks from around him and looked at the female "cadre" and said calmly: "The meaning of what I just said is that as a human being, the first thing you must learn is to be humble and self-aware.
The world is very big, and it is far from as simple as you think. From the fact that you just said that you have learned English very well, I am sure that you will definitely be a useless person in the future, because you don’t even have the right to be a human being.
learn."
"People who have great achievements in this world will never say that they have done a good job, because once they have such thoughts, they are doomed to fail. You think you are excellent, but in my eyes you are just
He's just a clown. I believe it's not just me who has this opinion. You can find out what other classmates are talking about you behind your back. Here are a few words I want to give you: idiot, ignorant, naive.
,clown!"
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, the entire classroom was silent. The face of the female "cadre" kept twitching, she stood up from her seat, covered her face and rushed out.
Yang Xue glanced at Xiao Yi and said, "Continue class."
Everyone's attention throughout the class was focused on Xiao Yi, with faces full of admiration and surprise. Even Yang Xue, who was giving the lecture, couldn't help but look at Xiao Yi sitting in the corner every two sentences.
To her, Xiao Yi is a mystery.
He usually looks carefree, but when he rubbed her legs that day, he showed concentration that was beyond ordinary people. When Wei Yong was expelled, he stood up and made a fuss in the school office regardless of his own safety, and now he suddenly appeared again
He speaks the languages of so many countries. The words he just spoke were definitely not prepared. It only shows that he is absolutely proficient in the languages of these countries, and he also showed extraordinary hands during military training. What is it like?
Alone!
After school, Yang Xue called Xiao Yi to his office.
"Sister Yang, do you have a problem with me? Do you miss me?"
There were only Xiao Yi and Yang Xue in the office at this time. When they were alone with Yang Xue, Xiao Yi started to act like a fool again.
After Yang Xue heard this, her face turned a little red, and she quickly said: "Fuck you, who missed you? You are here every day, seriously, how can you understand the language of such a country?"
"Ah, this, I just learned a few sentences for free, and I didn't expect it to come in handy. Haha, by the way, how do you know which languages I speak?" Xiao Yi asked doubtfully.
"You think you are the only one who understands. I am in the Department of Foreign Languages at university, majoring in English. I can speak a few languages from other countries. Don't try to fool me. Please tell me."
Xiao Yi shrugged. He couldn't tell her that he learned these languages from his comrades in the mercenary group. The mercenary group he once belonged to was composed of people from many countries, and he dealt with different races. He understood these
Language is a compulsory course.
"I love watching movies. I taught myself to understand them clearly." Xiao Yi made an excuse.
"Only a ghost would believe you." Yang Xue naturally would not be fooled by such a low-handed excuse.
"Believe it or not, by the way, Sister Yang, you really didn't miss me during the holiday?" Xiao Yi quickly changed the subject calmly.
As expected, Yang Xue fell for the trick, "Why should I miss you? I'm just being sentimental."
"Anyway, I miss you." Xiao Yi sat opposite Yang Xue and glanced at Yang Xue's chest with his eyes as he spoke.
When Yang Xue heard this, she felt inexplicably happy and said, "What do you miss me for?"
"I wonder if you have grown older."
Seeing Xiao Yi looking at her breasts, Yang Xue blushed, "Little pervert, what are you thinking about!"
Xiao Yi was silent, suddenly thought of something, stood up, closed and locked the office door, and then slowly walked towards Yang Xue.
"You...what do you want to do!" Seeing Xiao Yi's behavior, Yang Xue's heart tightened and she covered her chest and said.
"Hey, what do you think I want to do?" Xiao Yi rubbed his hands with gleaming eyes, walked towards Yang Xue in a sprint, leaned over and grabbed one of Yang Xue's legs and lifted it up hard.