The voice-activated lights on the first to fourth floors are all broken, but why are the ones on the fifth floor intact? And judging from the size and wattage of the light bulb, it must be at least a plus size plus size.
The darkness was suddenly eroded by the light, and the pervert who lost the darkness was like a ghost in the sun, useless and useless.
The moment the lights came on, Yang Xue woke up instantly. Her body only trembled slightly, and Xiao Yi's hand, which had not yet screamed, retracted to its original position as if it was electrocuted. The faint fragrance under the skirt seemed to still remain on the fingertips.
"Sister Yang, do you have water there?"
Xiao Yi wanted to change the topic, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yang Xue's almond-shaped eyes widening immediately, and he quickly realized that his words contained great connotations, and quickly added: "Do you have water at home? I'm a little thirsty.
"
Only then did Yang Xue feel relieved. Just now, she thought that this kid would directly ask her such a fierce question. If that happened, he would definitely kick him. Is this kind of thing a casual question? Although...
"Come in, I'll get you some water."
After Yang Xue adjusted her emotions slightly, she regained her composure, opened the door and went into the house, kicked off her high heels and changed into a pair of small slippers. This action of kicking off the high heels once again made Xiao Yi's evil fire burning.
It was not the first time that Xiao Yi came to Yang Xue's house, but it was the first time that he visited Yang Xue's house late at night.
Xiao Yi sat on the chair, feeling the fragrance and warmth in the room. Every woman has the heart of a little woman, whether she is a man or a goddess. The best way to verify this is to visit her boudoir.
The room is filled with all kinds of cute cartoon dolls that can be named and cannot be named. The pillow is a big hellokitty. Xiao Yi wishes he could turn into that hellokitty.
"It's late at night, it's too late to do anything."
Yang Xue poured a glass of water and put it on the small table next to Xiao Yi. She also sat opposite Xiao Yi, with her two long white slender legs slightly bent to one side, in a standard etiquette sitting posture.
Needless to say, Xiao Yi's eyes were scanning Yang Xue's lower body, while he licked his lips and said: "I seduced a good woman. Because I am too energetic, I have been struggling to this point."
Yang Xue let out a sigh and said angrily: "It's not fair. It's because that decent woman didn't have the eyesight to let you, a little pervert, deceive her."
Although Yang Xue said it casually, she knew in her heart that what Xiao Yi said was a joke, but she still couldn't help but wanted to find out more about it. She didn't know why, but she heard these words coming from Xiao Yi's mouth.
I felt a little sour in my heart.
"It's you, a good woman." Xiao Yi squinted his eyes and said with a sly smile: "I've been thinking about how to trick a beautiful lady like Sister Yang into bed today, and I've been thinking about it until now.
,hey-hey."
"Bah, bah, screw you. You've been thinking nonsense all day long. If you really dare to try to influence me, huh, don't blame me for being rude."
Yang Xue held up a pair of pink fists, pouted and waved them at Xiao Yi as she spoke, feeling sweet in her heart.
"Sister Yang, I want to ask you something." Xiao Yi suddenly said seriously.
"Tell me." Yang Xue looked at Xiao Yi nervously, wondering what questions this little villain would ask him in the middle of the night.
"You think if Calabash and Ultraman fight, who is more powerful?"
Yang Xue was stunned for a moment, and almost spit it out. The boy had been brewing for a long time and asked such a question. Some of his worries disappeared instantly. He thought about it seriously, and then said: "I'm not sure about this, it should be Calabash Baby."
Bar."
Xiao Yi asked: "Why?"
"Because Calabash Baby is from China, how could China lose to the island country?"
Xiao Yi laughed when he heard this, thinking that this girl really couldn't tell that she was also a patriot, which made Xiao Yi like Yang Xue even more.
No matter what his identity is, whether he is bad or evil, as long as he is a patriotic person, Xiao Yi will never have a bad impression of him.
"Then let me ask another question." Xiao Yi pursed his lips and continued to ask.
"Well, let's talk." Yang Xue raised her knees and supported them with two lotus-like arms. She dragged her chin and looked at Xiao Yi with interest. She discussed some irrelevant cartoon issues with girls and would always find common ground.
Language is a common problem among women.
"Are there any animals with little dicks on their faces?" Xiao Yi asked with a smile.
Yang Xue's face turned red in embarrassment, and she whispered: "I'm so annoyed. Why are you asking such a question? How can such an animal exist?"
Xiao Yi smiled and said, "Of course."
"Yes? What kind of animal is that?" Yang Xue asked doubtfully.
Xiao Yi pursed his lips and said with a half-smile: "Elephant."
Yang Xue was stunned for a moment, and then Yin Ling giggled, "Is that a good nose?"
Xiao Yi then asked: "Then do you know what animal has its face on its little butt?"
The answer to the question just now made Yang Xue very happy. At this time, she no longer resisted such questions, but was looking forward to the answer. After thinking seriously for a while, she said: "Is it a camel?"
Xiao Yi shook his head, "The camel has a breast on its back, let's guess."
Yang Xue thought for a moment, shook her head and said: "I really can't figure it out, how can the face grow on the body?"
Xiao Yi smiled mysteriously and said: "Snake, doesn't a snake just have its face on its breasts?"
Yang Xue was stunned for a moment, then she held her stomach and laughed, "Oh, yes, why didn't I think of that?"
The two of them were asking and answering questions like this, and Yang Xue's sweet laughter kept coming from the room, but she didn't know that she had been let in step by step by Xiao Yi.
"Let me ask you another question."
"Tell me quickly." Yang Xue said impatiently. Every answer to Xiao Yi's questions made her laugh. At this time, she was extremely interested in Xiao Yi's questions, but she didn't know that the conversation between herself and Xiao Yi had already begun.
It’s becoming more and more “yellow”.
"Why would a female elephant divorce a male ant?"
Yang Xue thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because the body size difference is too big."
Xiao Yi shook his head and said: "It's because the female elephant thinks the male ant's penis is too small and cannot satisfy it."
Yang Xue held her stomach and laughed heartily again.
"Next question, why would a female ant divorce a male elephant?"
Yang Xue replied without thinking: "That's because the male elephant's penis is too big and the female ant can't bear it."
At this time, Yang Xuejie didn't realize that in the past, just thinking about such questions would make her blush, but today she talked eloquently. It seemed that she had been confused by Xiao Yi today.
A strange look flashed through Xiao Yi's narrowed eyes. He rolled his eyes and asked mysteriously: "Last question, does Sister Yang like older ones or smaller ones?"
Yang Xue thought for a while, shook her head slightly and said, "I have never experienced this, so I don't know very well, but I think the medium one will be fine. If it's too big, I'm afraid..."
At this point, Yang Xue suddenly froze, her face turned red, her round almond-shaped eyes were full of disbelief and shyness, and after a while, she suddenly screamed, raised her pink fist and greeted Xiao Yi,
"You little pervert, you let me in, go to hell."
Xiao Yi blocked Yang Xue's pink fist and said with a smile: "What a pity. My size is a little too big and I'm not the type you like. Oh, what a failure!"
Yang Xue's pretty face turned even redder with embarrassment, she covered her face with her hands and shouted, "You bad guy!"
Xiao Yi chuckled, grabbed the cup on the side and took a sip into his mouth. He screamed in an instant.
Yang Xue was shocked and confused, looking at Xiao Yi who reacted like an electric shock. Xiao Yi opened his mouth and screamed strangely while waving his palms to fan his mouth.
"You...what's wrong with you?" Yang Xue was at a loss.
"Mouth... wow, my mouth..." Xiao Yi turned the corner.
"Mouth?" Yang Xue still looked confused.
"What you poured was a cup of boiling water!" Xiao Yi howled in pain.
Only then did Yang Xue realize that it was a bit cold at night, so Yang Xue poured a cup of freshly boiled water for Xiao Yi. The original intention was to warm him up, but unexpectedly, this stupid boy poured it into his mouth without even testing the temperature of the water.
, thinking of this kid teasing her just now, Yang Xue cursed in her heart that she deserved it!
Although she was thinking this in her heart, Yang Xue's face was still full of concern, but she didn't know what she should do for him.
Looking at Yang Xue who was at a loss, Xiao Yi felt bitter and had nowhere to pour it. His mouth and tongue felt so hot that it was difficult to even speak, so he could only point at his mouth and scream.
Seeing Xiao Yi pouting and pointing with his finger, Yang Xue really didn't know what was going on, and her eyes were full of anxiety, "I... what should I do?"
Xiao Yi was about to cry but had no tears, so he had to pouted his mouth again.
Seeing Xiao Yi's appearance, Yang Xue thought to herself, could it be that this kid wanted her to treat him with her mouth?
Thinking of this, a blush appeared on Yang Xue's face again, but she felt heartbroken when she saw the painful look on Xiao Yi's face.
There was a fierce struggle in her heart. This was her first kiss, and she couldn't just give it away in a daze. However, Xiao Yi's appearance made her anxious and distressed. She simply made a decision, forget it.
Okay, let’s take advantage of this guy!
Yang Xue closed her eyes and was about to put her lips on her, but Xiao Yi suddenly screamed strangely and shouted in a vague voice, "Why are you standing there, get me ice cubes!"