"Hey, that's what I said. Remember what I said at the beginning. This question has bothered me for a long time. I saw it last year. It almost made me rack my brains and couldn't sleep at night... Poof!
"
Speaking of this, Lin Fengjin suddenly let out a long and loud fart. Lu Ping, who was sitting near him, suddenly changed his color. He stood up and covered his nose before dodging far away. The people next to him immediately covered it up as well.
Nose, frowning, Lin Fengjin's face showed a happy look, but he continued:
"The weather was very nice that day. After eating a bowl of spicy Yangchun noodles in the morning, I felt that there was not enough oil in my belly, so I went to the market to buy some meat to offer to the Five Zang Temple, but I saw a few chickens on the market.
He was locked in a cage with a rabbit. Counting from the top, there were 35 heads. Counting from the bottom, there were 94 legs."
Before he finished speaking, all the scholars in Tianchang Academy wanted to cover their faces with their hands and never put them down again!
As soon as everyone heard the word "chicken and rabbit", they knew that this was probably the famous topic in Sun Tzu's arithmetic book about chicken and rabbit in the same cage. It was widely circulated! The second bitch in front of me was chattering and adding some disguise, thinking that others recognized him.
Is it too bad?
Sun Xiang even shrugged his shoulders, rolled his eyes, and laughed, secretly thinking that I had read this question when I was twelve or thirteen years old, and this poor older boy actually showed it in public.
Please ask for advice, it’s terrible to be uneducated.
But I heard Lin Fengjin continue:
"Excuse me"
Sun Xiang no longer bothered to speak first:
"Listen up, there are twelve rabbits and chickens."
But he suddenly couldn't speak anymore! His face turned purple all of a sudden, and he almost choked and couldn't speak.
Because Lin Fengjin actually said slowly:
"Please tell me how many words I said after farting just now?"
Everyone was stunned.
Sun Xiang opened and closed his lips for a long time. If it were the original question of a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage, he could still rely on his memory and count silently to come up with an answer, but Lin Fengjin kept talking in front of him for so long! Since he
I couldn't sleep at night because the weather was nice, and then the Yangchun noodles he ate were a bit spicy. Who the hell accidentally remembered what he said after farting?
After a while, Gu Xian said seriously:
"Lin Tongsheng, you are really proficient in deception."
Lin Fengjin continued to say very, very humbly:
"Can you please give me some advice, how many words did I say after I farted just now?"
Gu Xian's expression changed again. At this time, the word "great talent" mentioned by Lin Fengjin was particularly harsh in the ears of Donglin disciples! He couldn't help but open his mouth again:
"you"
Before the words were even spoken, Lin Fengjin said more humbly:
"Can you please give me some advice, how many words did I say after I farted just now?"
Sun Xiang said angrily:
"What kind of bullshit problem is this?"
But at this time, are the scholars of Tianchang Academy just clay sculptures and wood carvings? I had long held my breath in my heart, and now I just took advantage of the situation to burst out! I just felt that Lin Fengjin’s previous fart was really coquettish! Compared with Lin Fengjin
Zheng Gong Cifeng, who was close to him, was no match for anyone else and immediately sneered:
"It turns out that some people's words are worse than farts. If I ask you to count how many words, doesn't it count? Doesn't it count among the six arts?"
Although Shen Gu has a mature personality, he has always been unable to swallow a breath before, so he also lightly helped:
"The Master said: Knowing is one of the things to know."
The last half of the sentence is not mentioned, but the people present are all people who have read poetry and books. This sentence comes from the Analects of Confucius, knowing it is knowing it, not knowing it is not knowing. It is exactly what the Master said:
What you know means you know. If you don’t know, you don’t know. It implies that you must have a correct attitude in learning, and it also means that you must be honest in life!
The disciples of Donglin Academy were furious, and they all planned to come out with arguments, but no matter what they said, Lin Fengjin kept asking over and over again: "Can you please tell me how many words did I say after I farted just now? "This sentence choked them until their eyes bulged like toads!
Lin Fengjin's demeanor at this time is as sharp as the Linghu hero written by Master Jin. Let you change it in a thousand ways, and I will break it all with the Dugu Nine Swords¨
But at this time, Ren Mo, the scholar leading the team from Donglin Academy, suddenly spoke up. He looked at Lin Fengjin and smiled slightly:
"Lin Tongsheng's question is really profound and we can't answer it."
The disciples of Donglin have always taken Ren Moma's lead as the leader. If he can convince these arrogant and talented people, this person is naturally capable of surpassing others!
Gu Xian made good friends with him, and he was also very clever. He immediately changed the words of Ren Mo to admit defeat and sighed to the junior brother next to him:
"Yes, I have met a lot of famous people along the way, but I didn't expect that the first-class people in Tianchang Academy are among the outer sects.
Another Donglin scholar, Hu Wen, immediately responded:
"My mentor Zeng Chengjie said that what you hear is false and what you see is reality. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes today, it would be hard to believe that Senior Brother Bai's words are truly the truth. It can be seen that things in the world are impermanent, and pearls and jade are often buried in the rubble. "
Gu Xian and Hu Wen exchanged a few words and cooperated seamlessly. The faces of the other scholars in Tianchang Academy all turned ugly at the same time, especially Lu Ping and Ou Qi!
Lin Fengjin was even more awe-inspiring, these Donglin elites really deserved their reputation!
At first, he showed weakness to the enemy and deliberately used the pretense of being a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage to gain the upper hand. Then he took advantage of this advantage and attacked fiercely. The other party said lightly and semi-sarcastically, "It's really profound, I can't answer it." It was resolved.
That's all. Gu Xian observed Lu Ping and Ou Qi's words and noticed that they were narrow-minded, so he immediately grasped the key point of the people in Donglin who had silenced the people in Tianchang Academy, and successfully used In order to create a separation plan, on the one hand, he held himself high and on the other hand, he trampled on everyone in Tianchang Academy.
Such scheming can be said to be very sinister. It has already been made clear that Lin Fengjin will have no place in Tianchang Academy in the future!
That's why Lin Fengjin made a secret strategy before, just because he didn't want to provoke such troubles. He narrowed his eyes slightly, but he was already quite angry in his heart, secretly thinking that I won't provoke you, you guys These bastards are fighting against each other. Do they really think the tiger is a sick cat?
For a time, Lin Fengjin had countless thoughts in his mind. He was also a quick-witted person. Suddenly he thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he immediately started to care about it. He laughed and said:
"There are so many idle, uneducated guys like me in Tianchang Academy. How dare I compare with you fellow seniors? But your seniors took you out on a trip, presumably to broaden your horizons. Why are you here? Your horizons are still so shallow now, how can you treat a vulgar child like me like a human being?"
After hearing the cynicism in Lin Fengjin's words, the disciples of Donglin Academy felt as if they had eaten flies and were extremely uncomfortable. However, if they wanted to argue fiercely with Lin Fengjin, they would follow their "Jianghu" rules.
"status", in fact, no matter whether you win or lose, it has already lost your status.
As a result, the party broke up unhappily. We originally planned to enjoy the "Sunset at the Return Pavilion" of the seven major landscapes of Tianchang Academy, but both parties lost interest and hurriedly went down the mountain.
This gathering that could have been a grand event for the literary world was completely disrupted by Lin Fengjin...
However, after going down the mountain, I saw that the entire academy was full of people. The old man actually stood up tremblingly again. Didn't he already go back to rest?
After Lin Fengjin asked, he found out that the disciples from Feigong Academy and Wude Academy who had parted ways along the way had also come to Tianchang Academy.
They originally planned to go to Chuting City, but on the way they heard that there was a heavy rain there, and the road was cut off due to flash floods. It would take less than ten days and half a month to repair it, and even if it was repaired,
, it is estimated that they are also facing the danger of mudslides breaking out at any time, so Xuezheng, who leads the team, also feels that he cannot joke with the lives of his own academy elites, so he can only visit Tianchang Academy as planned.
Lin Fengjin and the others came back at this time, and they happened to catch up with the welcoming scene. They could only drink water, straighten their clothes, and lined up to welcome them again. In a hurry, they also gathered together the greeting rituals, music, gongs and drums.
Chime Bell also came on the scene as soon as possible, and finally he did not lose his dignity. However, seeing Mr. Shen standing tremblingly on his own, I guess his vitality was seriously damaged, and he would probably become seriously ill afterwards.
Seeing such a situation, Lin Fengjin suddenly smiled. As the saying goes, the right time and the right place, taking advantage of the current momentum, just need to strategize cleverly, wouldn't it be much smoother than another plan he had drawn up before?
So Lin Fengjin first called for Wuxiao Fu and Lin De, whispered a few words, asking them to act as they were told, and then took a chance to find Tu Xuezheng.
When I happened to pass by the corridor, I happened to see Tu Xuezheng and Deputy Mountain Chief Yin Qingyue standing together in the nearby yard. Both of them had anxious and embarrassed looks on their faces, and they were discussing something.
Lin Fengjin knew that the deputy mountain chief, Yin Qingyue, was the most unsmiling one. He was very stern and scolded almost anyone he met. He also had some prejudice and discrimination against the outer disciples. Lin Fengjin also suffered a lot from him.
So he tidied up his clothes and appearance first, then walked over and heard Deputy Chief Yin frowning and saying anxiously:
"So are the people from Wude Academy and Feigong Academy! They didn't even inform me in advance. It's really embarrassing now! It's the lychee harvest season in Nanli now, and businessmen are gathering here. Where can I find any spare accommodation? I
I even asked all the inns in the city, but there was only one with Datongpu. You, a student, are so ignorant! What's the matter? If it's not something urgent, don't bother me!"