This wretched and slovenly Taoist priest suddenly froze. If you look closely at his pupils, you can even see a large number of memory fragments flying through them. This short and thin guy was stagnant for a while, and his mouth opened wider and wider.
, his expression was sometimes sinister, sometimes vulgar, sometimes vicious, sometimes gnashing his teeth, sometimes laughing with joy... Just when others thought that Taoist Fu suddenly lost his mind and went crazy, this guy suddenly screamed angrily.
:
"Fuck you x!"
I don’t know who was scolding him, but after he shouted, Taoist Fu immediately recovered. After pondering for a while, a sinister smile appeared on his face, and he reached out and held the ordinary stone:
"If that's the case, then you two should be together, right? Hehe, we happen to have a water-attributed child here. Staying with him will be of great help to both of you."
After Taoist Fu finished speaking, he suddenly whistled and shouted:
"Little San'er!"
After a long while, Mr. Lan's big head came in from outside the tent, stared at Daoist Fu with an angry look, and then bared his teeth and roared threateningly. Daoist Fu did not put down his threat at all.
With this in mind, he said proudly:
"Wag your tail for me and I'll give you something good."
Mr. Lan became furious decisively and roared threateningly.
Taoist Fu picked up the stone with a smile and shook it a few times:
"Come out quickly, you see, the monster in front of you is also a water type monster, and you complement each other perfectly."
------But there was no response. Taoist Fu felt a little embarrassed and said with a sinister smile:
"I know you can hear me. If you don't give me face, don't blame me for not giving you face."
Still no response.
Taoist Fu laughed evilly, opened his mouth and spat on the strange stone, and then with lightning speed, he took the greasy wool socks that he had put next to him for who knows how long.
Covered the stone.
The stone immediately jumped up like an ant on a hot pot, and finally tore the footcloth out and hit Taoist Fu hard on the forehead with a "bang" sound. Immediately, there was a big blood bag on Taoist Fu.
He screamed in pain, covered his head with tears, and spit out the thick phlegm.
At the same time, the clear water probably couldn't bear the perverted biochemical attack of Master Fu. It floated out of the stone on its own, changed into the shape of a palm, and aimed at Master Fu's face with his mouth, and slapped it.
Taoist Fu was slapped, and immediately ran to the back of the tent angrily, brought out a smelly urinal, and screamed:
"Let's fight to the death today!"
At this moment, it finally came to a stalemate. Mr. Lan next to him looked at the farce blankly, but when he saw the clear water, he pounced on it with a roar.
This guy has been well served recently. He lives a life of reaching for clothes and opening his mouth for food. He has gained at least two to three hundred kilograms extra weight, and his weight is estimated to be a ton. Such a swoop. The entire tent frame cannot bear it.
He stopped and flew out with a click, and then he saw Mr. Lan happily holding the crystal water ball turned into a pool of clear water with his paws, just like a Persian cat who saw a ball of wool, shaking his head and never letting go of his paws.
.
At this time, you can see that light blue strands of water vapor are emanating from Mr. Lan's body, which is sucked in by the crystal water ball. Then the water ball slowly expands and then shrinks slowly. During this process, it will appear from time to time.
A small drop of crystal liquid dripped out, and Mr. Lan was waiting with his tongue hanging out. No wonder the Taoist priest said that they complement each other. It turned out to be like this.
Taoist Fu snorted coldly and muttered something vague. It looked like two idiots had disabled the spirit of the weapon. Then he put the urinal down. The stone also fell to the table with a thud, bounced once and then bounced back up.
In Lin Fengjin's arms.
But at this moment, the crystal water ball in Mr. Lan's paw suddenly bounced up again, and then fell into a clean bowl next to it. The water surface suddenly rippled, and when he looked carefully, there was another dynamic ball on it.
The image is instantly frozen.
Immediately, I saw that on the vast grassland, under the setting sun, there was a vast lake. Next to it, there was a black shadow that looked like an ape and a man running and flying. The black shadow could not be seen at all.
It looks a bit like a humanoid, but its hair is shaggy. But I don’t know why, after looking at it, I always feel that it has a sinister feeling that is incompatible with this world!
"Huh? This thing is so evil, but it also has a royal temperament. What the hell is this?" Taoist Fu pulled a chair over and sat down, clasping his feet and saying, "Is it the prehistoric era?"
Alien species, but they shouldn’t exist now.”
At this time, suddenly a shiny golden thing jumped on the table, but the table collapsed with a decisive click. It was Tuhao Jin.
Taoist Fu's greatest weakness was that he could not see gold, silver, or jewelry. His immediate instinctive reaction was to pounce forward and catch the golden thing first like a dog eating shit. Once he pinched it in his hand, it felt as heavy as a gold ingot.
But after taking a closer look, Taoist Fu was a wise man. He screamed and immediately waved his hands wildly:
"Why are there ancient poisonous insects here!!"
After the rich man's gold was thrown out by Taoist Fu, he only heard the clanging sound and didn't know how many plates and jars were smashed, but he quickly jumped over as if nothing had happened. At this time, even evil monsters like Mr. Lan felt it.
It was a huge threat. He arched his waist and his hair was blown, and a low roar came from his throat.
Tuhao Jin, however, was very calm and found a sturdy stool and jumped on it, making the stool creak. Then he began to rub his wings and make a sound. He first stammered about his origins (everyone)
I'm used to hearing Mr. Lan's stuttering), and then briefly told the origin of the six-eared monster ape that was chasing him. Then he cherished the words like gold and jumped into Lin Fengjin's shadow with force.
Just watch and never make a sound again.
Taoist Fu twirled his mouse beard and said:
"So, this six-eared demon ape followed its master because it sensed that it was using dragon energy to protect its body in the Black Lotus Swamp? Such ability can be said to be quite terrifying. Just now it seemed that it was in the black lotus swamp.
Running next to Watak Lake, we still have a day and a night from here, let’s run away quickly, shall we?”
This bitch was talking while looking at Mr. Lan. As expected, after hearing the last sentence, Mr. Lan roared in dissatisfaction.
For Mr. Lan, who is arrogant and arrogant, what kind of bullshit alien species can keep up with our bloodline of the heavenly demon? Can it kill a big monster with a thousand years of Taoism in three or four hundred years? It's okay if this six-eared demon ape doesn't come.
, if it comes, make it look good!
After seeing Mr. Lan's reaction and knowing that it would definitely refuse to admit defeat, Taoist Fu laughed evilly. What kind of bullshit ancient monsters are there? Don't they have perverts with the blood of heavenly monsters on their side? There are also about a thousand trained people.
He is a tough warrior and an expert marksman. He doesn't need to alert his master at all. He will die as many as he comes.
However, after Taoist Fu grabbed his mouse beard and thought about it, he still felt that it was a little unsafe, so he simply folded a small paper crane, then spit some saliva, blew it up and said:
"fly!"
The paper crane fluttered its wings a few times and flew up. It only flew less than one meter away before it fell down as if it had been shot with a shotgun. Looking at Mr. Lan's contemptuous eyes, Taoist Fu became angry and shouted.
road:
"Why, haven't you ever seen a miss?"
Next, he studied carefully, but it took him a long time to stick it, but he couldn't stick it properly. He also picked at his nostrils for a long time, and finally managed to stick a gadget out. It turned out to be a paper cockroach that looked dull and blew a breath.
But he ran as fast as a fish in water, then flapped his wings and flew out.
As a result, less than half an hour later, it began to rain lightly near the camp. Taoist Fu jumped out and took with him Jin, who was secretly drinking Lan Gongzi's goat's milk, and walked to the small river in the camp.
The side said:
"Hey, who's here?"
A huge black shadow circled around the small river, followed by a roaring sound:
"I am Python Five."
Taoist Fu waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Go, go, you can't make the decision in this matter, call the old monster Ao Ye."
Python Five is confused:
"The ancestor is in retreat..."
Taoist Fu immediately said impatiently:
"Bah, bah, bah, don't use this to frustrate me. Let me tell you, if he doesn't come for a cup of tea, I will find someone else. Although our Mr. Lan accidentally bit the old deer demon to death,
, but that old turtle spirit five hundred miles away still has some abilities, and I won’t make it difficult for you. You will know the magnitude of the matter when you look at my master’s new servant.”
As he spoke, Taoist Fu threw the rich man's gold into the water with a "plop" sound. It was a finger-sized thing, but the splash of water was two or three meters. The giant python, which was about ten meters long, cautiously approached it.
, tried to make tentative contact with the forked red letter, but Tuhao Jin immediately released the ancient aura. The pitiful Python Five immediately ran away crazily without saying a word, as if he had seen a ghost, and took the unreachable person away.
The five-meter-long creek was as turbulent as the rising tide.
In fact, in this case, it doesn't mean how strong Tuhao Jin is. It's as if a herbivorous dinosaur suddenly appeared in front of us. We knew there would be no danger, but we must have been stunned and turned around to run away.
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