I updated late today. I admit my mistake and punishment. I will update everyone on the 29th of the month to compensate everyone.
But what I experienced today is really exaggerated, so I would like to share it with you.
Today is the starting point for everyone to go to Changsha to open an author salon, and then I have a flight at 11:20 noon and will arrive around one o'clock.
Then I went over at 10:30, and when I was getting my boarding pass, the girl with a sweet smile told me that Changsha air traffic control was delaying the flight.
I waited and waited, and waited until one o'clock to ask the staff at the boarding gate. They told me ruthlessly that the plane was still in Changsha and had not yet taken off.
You can imagine how Juan Moumou's expression was petrified at that time.
Well, I am a patient person, I will continue to wait...
Three hours later, the plane finally arrived, but why wasn't anyone allowed to board the plane? The people who were already waiting impatiently started to make a fuss.
Xiamen Airlines' reply was overwhelming. The plane's tire blew out. We don't have a spare tire and we have to borrow it from everywhere... The worst plan is to bring one over by air from the headquarters!!!
Damn, if you buy a QQ car costing RMB 20,000 to RMB 30,000, it comes with a spare tire! An airplane worth RMB 20,000 doesn’t even have a spare tire??
I suddenly felt that reality was stranger than fiction...
Then someone came to Baidu and found out that the plane I was going to take was a Boeing 757, which had been out of production for almost ten years, but this plane had been flying for eighteen years!!!
Well, no wonder I have to borrow the spare tire.
I forgive them again,
But it turns out I was too naive.
An hour passed, then two hours passed. Apparently I had a better temper than the other passengers, so they started arguing: Why the hell does it take so long to change a tire?
The official reply was: Sorry, two of our tires were punctured.
I...I really want to say dirty words.
Finally, I was supposed to board the plane at 11:20 in the morning, but finally boarded at 5:40.
But later I realized that this was not the end, but the beginning of a nightmare...
When the plane started to taxi and accelerate, the most amazing thing happened. I was sitting close to the wing, and suddenly I heard a terrible sound coming from the engine next to me!!! The sound was like two gears that were not running together.
The same sound as the crazy friction.
It’s also a bit like the noise of a manual transmission car without disengaging the clutch and shifting into gear, amplified ten times!!
Are you taking a plane or a tractor? I grabbed the flight attendant next to me and asked her in fear if I could really ride on this plane.
The stewardess said calmly: It's normal.
You are so normal! I have flown on a plane seven or eight times, and I have never heard such a startling sound.
Then I realized that the only thing I could do was to close my eyes and start chanting...
Until the plane landed, my legs were shaking, and I felt like I had saved my life.
One final PS: The only advantage of Xiamen Airlines seems to be that the flight attendants are pretty and have a nice butt.
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Finally, PS, it feels so good to be able to write while still alive.