After Lin Fengjin experimentally planted the first batch of Yueguang Lianwu rice, he probably only harvested two to three hundred kilograms. In this way, although this rice grows extremely fast, according to the grower, it will
It has already absorbed all the spiritual energy of the surrounding mountains and rivers for dozens of miles. In this case, it will not be restored within a year and a half. In this case, planting in the future will not only require the purchase of large quantities of jade (worthless ordinary ones).
It is also possible), this planting location also requires many considerations.
However, for Lin Fengjin, these are small things that can be left to his subordinates. The key point is to restore their cultivation, which is the most important thing.
After Lin Fengjin transported the Yueguang lotus rice back to Yedu, he held a family banquet that day and directly made ten kilograms of it. This Yueguang lotus rice can gather spiritual energy in the fruit, so it is not difficult to do it.
Similarly, the consideration is not only about cooking, but also about preserving the spiritual energy as much as possible, so the method adopted is to steam it directly in the drawer.
As a result, after eating this, the whole family was smiling happily. Even the other delicacies on the table did not move with their chopsticks. They all ate at the rice. Mr. Lin, who knew Lin Fengjin's plan, was all
It makes me laugh so hard that I can’t see my eyes. Having a monopoly on selling such good goods is a sure way to make money. It is a symbol that the entire family can rely on for prosperity!
After finishing this matter, Lin Fengjin calculated the time and found that there were less than five or six days left before the provincial examination. In such a short time, it was useless to study again, and Lin Fengjin even heard about it.
The examiner this time is Mr. Feng Jinzhong. This old man has always been known for being strict and upright. It is estimated that after seeing Lin Fengjin's paper, he will definitely not speculate on Lin Fengjin's wish, but
There will be more severe criticism and scrutiny. You will have to find fault with everything!
Under this situation, Lin Fengjin knew that if he took the right path, at his current level, there was only one possibility of being knocked down directly. The key was that he had a good reputation, and Feng Yu Lian had won a lot for him.
His reputation also attracted countless jealous glances. Once the dignified Lin Fengyu failed to pass the examination, someone took out the paper and criticized it several times and said it was nonsense. Someone with a heart would add fuel to the fire. It can be said that
Even the reputation was ruined.
Therefore, for the current plan, Lin Fengjin has only one way to go.
Ahem, that's cheating...
And there are many kinds of cheating, either by bribing officials to mark the papers, for example, directly setting the test questions, for example, using some uncommon words or phrases in the articles, and then telling the judge that those who have these keywords will be arrogant.
Either you hire someone to take the exam for you, or you hire someone else to take the exam.
However, people like Lin Fengjin always do things in an unconventional way. He chose the most difficult way to cheat, which is to directly answer the test questions... As long as the test questions are solved in advance.
Then find a way to find someone to come up with a colorful article that is watertight. Even if the paper is posted, it will be able to convince people.
However, it is almost impossible to get test questions, at least for Northern Qi, because the five kingdoms are currently divided. Northern Qi's territory is not large, and the literacy rate is not high... so the test questions are all
It was from the king! It is the so-called dictatorship of the Sacred Heart, and from the beginning of the rural examination in the Northern Qi Dynasty, all the talented people were gathered in Yedu to take the rural examination. The questions were not ready until an hour before the examination, and were finally passed on by fast horses.
In the examination room, the examiner directly transcribed the examination questions on the whiteboard and made them public. During this period, there was no chance for anyone to leak the secrets.
Now, Lin Fengjin must muster up the courage to challenge this impossible task.
Obviously, if he wanted to solve the exam questions, the only way was to go to Lu Yu.
According to Lin Fengjin's estimation, although there have been countless weird things throughout the ages, the thing he wants to do is probably something that no one has ever done before - a scholar before the provincial examination, going to convince a country's
The king helped himself to cheat, and set the questions for the provincial examination five or six days in advance, and then... told himself.
This kind of thing is really very challenging just thinking about it!
"Huh? Lin Fengjin is asking for an audience outside?" Lu Yu suddenly raised his head from the busy list of documents and memorials and said with interest.
Since the last "No. 1 Soup in the World" incident, Lu Yu has been surrounded by many new people. Cold sweat broke out on the back of the eunuch who was looked at by Lu Yu, and the master's eyes became more and more profound.
It seemed like it could be etched into a person's heart and lungs at a glance. Lu Yu, however, had no time to pay attention to the eunuch's feelings, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth:
"I've been busy with so many things lately, so many things to worry about. I really forgot about this kid. What's he doing here?"
There was more cold sweat on the eunuch's back, and he said in an awkward voice:
"Master, why does Mr. Lin come to see His Majesty? How dare I ask more questions?"
Lu Yu waved his hand indifferently and said:
"Then tell me what this guy brought. He can't come into the palace empty-handed, right?"
The eunuch immediately said:
"Well, it seems that Mr. Lin is followed by a big white cat, carrying a food box."
Lu Yu frowned and said:
"Are you annoyed that it's the same thing again?"
At this time, there was suddenly a lot of noise outside, and then two or three strong eunuchs ran over in fear, saying in a trembling voice:
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, the villain is incompetent. The villain is incompetent. I don't know why, but Lord Yu Feng suddenly knocked down the door and ran directly out of the palace gate. I didn't annoy Lord Yu Feng at all, and I don't know what happened.
What’s the reason, but it can’t be stopped at all!”
The Wind Controller is Lu Yu's monster mount, Mr. Hong. After Lu Yu ascended the throne, he directly granted such a position to him. This behavior also caused dissatisfaction among many ministers, but Lu Yu is actually a very simple person. Mr. Hong
He has been through life and death many times with him. In Lu Yu's mind, the one he trusts the most is his own horse, Mr. Hong. If he hadn't considered it too shocking, it would have been possible to make him a king directly. He only made a second-character marquis.
This is the result of his restraint.
The eunuchs who served Mr. Hong were frightened out of their wits, because they knew best the position of Yu Fenghou in the king's heart. When Lu Yu usually had free time, he only spent time with this horse.
I'm afraid I'll spend more time with all my concubines!
The mount and the concubine are both creatures that are ridden by Lu Yu...but the closeness and difference between the two can be seen at a glance. Obviously, if you offend the concubine, you will probably not die.
.But if you offend the Wind Controller, you will probably die.
Fortunately, these eunuchs realized that it was probably because of the smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb today. The usually gloomy monarch did not show anger or shock, but showed a faint sarcastic smile:
"You are really a fool! You can only do this trick, can't you do something else? Come on, go outside the West Palace Gate!"
At this time, the corner of the eunuch's mouth twitched, and he could only kneel down and said:
"Your Majesty, after one stick of incense, General Luo is coming to see you..."
Lu Yu frowned and said:
"Won't you let him wait? It would be rude for me to ask him to wait? Or are you a slave who has received someone's favor, so you want to say something nice?"
The eunuch in charge heard that Lu Yu's tone was wrong, and was so frightened that he kowtowed repeatedly. As if he was pounding garlic, he said anxiously:
"How dare you, slave? How dare you, slave?"
Lu Yu snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and walked out. The eunuch accompanying him hurriedly shouted:
"Your Majesty, take off!"
Soon, Lu Yu arrived at the back door of the palace, and sure enough, he saw his beloved horse staying in the square outside the West Palace Gate, alert with a big cat with blue-white fur and smooth fur.
Staring at each other, the two animals made strange expressions with straight faces. The horse and the cat looked very funny, like martial arts masters ------- and they were also the kind of martial arts masters who strike before the enemy.
Engaging in a stream of consciousness pk. The two of them just talked but didn't practice. They just kept looking at each other, slowly moving their steps, and kept spinning.
This scene naturally attracted a lot of people to watch, and they all talked about it. They thought it was very funny, and even the palace guard next to him couldn't stop laughing and laughed heartily.
"You're here?"
"Why can't I come?"
"Now that you're here, don't leave!"
"Since I want to come, I naturally have to leave."
"If you want to leave, leave now. Don't steal my food!"
"..."
When the people next to him were still marveling at the Zen-like dialogue of this cat and horse, the horse unexpectedly said such a nonsensical statement. This was a rhythm that made people laugh until they shed tears. However, for these onlookers,
From a human perspective, Lu Yu's arrival ended this great opportunity for them to watch the excitement.
Soon, the cat, horse and the young man next to it entered the palace carrying a big food box. As soon as the palace door was closed, all the fun was locked inside.
When Lu Yu saw Lin Fengjin, he immediately sneered:
"I am almost certain that you must have encountered some big problem, and it is impossible to solve it by yourself, so you came to me at this time as a last resort. Otherwise, you will have nothing to do without going to the Three Treasures Hall.
, how could you spend your blood to see me!?"
Lin Fengjin said seriously:
"Your Majesty, why can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? I would like to come to see Tianyan every day, but Your Majesty is busy with everything. It's okay if you come once in a while, but if you come more often and delay the state affairs, wouldn't it be a crime?
Is it too big?"
Lu Yu was really speechless after what Lin Fengjin said and could only sneer:
"Okay, okay, you have such a sharp mouth. It would be a shame if you don't become a censor."
The eunuchs waiting next to him felt cold when they heard what Lu Yu said. They knew that this master was usually very mean and often spoke in such a tone. Someone might be beaten to death on the spot if they saw it.
What surprised me was that the man in front of me didn't immediately kneel down to apologize, but said seriously:
"Your Majesty, you can't make me a censor. That's a job like putting people on the fire! The way to employ people is to make the best use of their talents. A person like me is suitable for serving the emperor."
Ah, grinding ink or something..."
The eunuch next to him never expected that Lin Fengjin would speak so lazily. He thought that Lu Yu would order to chop off this guy's head in the next second, but Lu Yu actually changed his face and laughed loudly:
"Since you are willing to do these things, there is no problem. However, there are some prerequisites for you to be able to do these things by my side, and that is that you have to go to the Jingshi Room to root out those three inches of trouble, Xiao Dezi?"
The new eunuch trembled hurriedly and said:
"The slave is here!"
Lu Yu looked at Lin Fengjin's lower body with a playful look and said:
"You see Mr. Lin has been castrated. How long will it take for him to enter the palace and serve?"
Xiao Dezi glanced at Lin Fengjin with a wry smile and said:
"This Mr. Lin's body seems to be a little weak. It will take at least half a year."
Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and begged for mercy:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please be merciful. I have just turned twenty this year. Even if I don't pity my poor fiancée who will be widowed before she even enters the house, I still have to think about the three generations of my family.
Besides, this time I came to show my filial piety after receiving some good things. This is a tragic example of how I came to show my respect to the king with a pious heart, but ended up being brutally cut off. Then who else will come again?"
Lu Yu laughed and said:
"What a sharp mouth. Come on, let me see what you brought first. If it's not good, I'll come and settle the accounts with you. Come in."
Just looking at the direction in which Lu Yu led Lin Fengjin, the eunuch next to him immediately knew that the scholar in front of him must have a very holy heart. No wonder Lu Yu actually spoke to him in such an unusual tone, almost as if he had met the old man.
Like friends. Because there is the Changchun Garden that was built not long ago. Lu Yu usually likes to rest here the most, and apart from the fact that Yu Fenghou can enter and exit freely, this place is not accessible to ordinary concubines.
Entered.
Arriving at Changchun Garden, a group of people sat down next to a high pavilion with weeping willows. They felt the cool breeze was blowing and felt very comfortable. Lu Yu was already paying attention to Lin Fengjin and said:
"Why don't you bring it out as a tribute?"
Lin Fengjin opened the box he brought, and inside were twelve pieces of the newly planted Koshihikari lotus rice. He asked the eunuch next to him to bring a set of tea-making utensils. Needless to say, these items were all of the highest quality:
Songta charcoal, spring water from Xishan... and a fine purple clay pot from the imperial kitchen.
Next, Lin Fengjin asked people to fetch spring water and carefully wash the Yueguang lotus rice. The crisp, tender and fat white lotus-like outer pods made people's index fingers tickle. Mr. Hong was very straightforward and stretched out his horse's head.
As soon as Feng Jin peeled off the rice grains inside, Mr. Hong rolled his tongue and swallowed the outer pod into his mouth. He chewed it until the juice splashed everywhere, and waves of fresh fragrance hit his nostrils.
Next, Lin Fengjin brought a stove. This stove was originally used for cooking crabs. It was divided into two layers. After the water in the first layer boiled, the hot water vapor surged straight up. You know, water vapor
The temperature is actually higher than the temperature of boiling water.
Then there is a layer of gauze on top. As soon as the crab falls on it, the fumigated water vapor will quickly cook it. At this time, Lin Fengjin placed grains of Koshihikari lotus rice on the gauze.
The net was steaming, and a small pot was placed underneath. Not long after, the Koshihikari lotus rice turned from a green color like emerald to a deep red color like a rose, and gradually began to emit a fragrance.
This aroma is not strong, but it is like the fragrance of orchid and musk deer. If it is present or absent, it can drive the operation of the gastrointestinal tract. Anyone who smells it will feel a gurgling sound in the stomach as long as they have not just eaten it.
After a few sounds, I felt deeply hungry.
When the color of Koshihikari Lotus Rice gradually turned pink, Lin Fengjin took out the small pot that was equivalent to receiving rice soup from below, filled four cups, and saw that the color inside showed a green flow.
The emerald color is very coveted, coupled with the alluring aroma, even the Adam's apple of the eunuchs waiting around is squirming.
After Lin Fengjin placed the four cups, needless to say, Mr. Hong was the most active. He rolled his tongue and spit out the empty cup. Mr. Lan looked at it with contempt and stretched out his pink cup.
The little tongue licked slowly.
Just when Lu Yu was about to reach out for the cup, a eunuch next to him rushed forward bravely and reached out to take it. It was obvious that he was planning to do something like tasting... Lu Yu kicked him with a firm kick.
He went out, picked up the cup, glanced at Lin Fengjin and said:
"Although I can't trust him, but his family of three to four hundred people, including children and adults, are still in Yedu. With such a guarantee, I still feel that I can give it a try with confidence."
After hearing this, Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and said:
"Your Majesty, are you the one who talks like this?"
Lu Yu ignored Lin Fengjin, glanced at him, then raised his glass, took a sip, nodded slightly and said:
"Yes, this thing is quite to my liking. What is this thing called?"
Lin Fengjin said:
"Your Majesty, do you want to hear a longer name or a shorter one?"
Lu Yu said:
"Is there a difference?"
Lin Fengjin said:
"Of course, the difference is huge."
Lu Yu said:
"Then let's do the hard stuff first and then the easy stuff. You talk about the long stuff first."
Lin Fengjin said:
"The preliminary name for the long one is: Unparalleled in the world, all wishes come true and everything goes well. Jasper germ puree filtrate."
Lu Yu was stunned for a while and then said:
"Hey, hey, hey, say it again..."
Lin Fengjin suddenly said awkwardly:
"Uh... Actually, I didn't think too clearly about such a long name. I just had an idea and said it. Now, I'm afraid I have to think about it. Your Majesty, why don't you listen to the short one first?
"
Lu Yu was stunned again, and then said calmly:
"Okay, tell me the short story."
"Rice soup." Lin Fengjin said straightforwardly.
Lu Yu finally couldn't hold back this time. He pointed at Lin Fengjin and laughed. The laughter was unprecedentedly joyful. Although the new eunuch next to him didn't react at all on the surface, he already felt Lin Fengjin's laughter in his heart.
I hope this man is included in the list of people who "must not be provoked" and "can only be flattered". (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!