My first feeling was, why does this man look so much like Brother Baoqiang?
Then I realized, this is a game, not a show!
The fat man of the city lord came over with a smile, looking like he was sitting or standing. He put his arm around my shoulders and said, "I've been suffocating to death after playing the role of city lord all day!"
Only then did I wake up. Is this a real-life NPC?
Damn, there is such a good job? This is the city owner NPC, how much power does it have? A secondary main city, I wouldn’t say big, but players from hundreds of novice villages nearby basically rush here
It's a big city with a million level at least. It has 200,000 regular NPC legions and 50,000 elite cavalry regiments under its command. It's really like a wave of a hand, and all the guns and oars were wiped out.
"Brother, where are you?" I was a little embarrassed to be hugged!
"I'm Yun Hai Di!" The city owner, Fatty Ganqing, had been holding it in for a whole day and was so bored. Now that he saw a real player, he felt like he was in another world. "What about you?"
"What a coincidence, me too!" Even I was excited, I am really a fellow countryman.
"That's awesome! Brother, how can you make me feel friendly? It turns out that we are from Laoxiang!" The city owner, the fat man, was excited now, "Let's go! Let's talk about it when we get into the house! It's really frustrating!"
Isn't it such a coincidence that the first time I came to Silver Moon City to meet the great city lord, he was actually a fellow countryman of mine. This is a big deal. From now on, when I walk on the street, my back will be straight. Who knows?
If anyone dares to bully me, I will tell him, "The city lord is my fellow countryman!" I think you still dare to be arrogant. The 200,000 conventional army is not a vegetarian.
The city lord pulled me into his harem very enthusiastically. When I thought of what Leinster had just said to me outside the palace, I felt a knot in my heart: Is it interesting to do this in this game?
"Oh, brother, why don't you come! I have nothing to do all day long, and I can't walk around, but you are suffocating me!" The city lord took me to the study room of the harem and sat down on a table.
The water started pouring on the super big sofa right away.
This sofa is nice and quite flexible.
"Are you still bored?" I was puzzled. "Three thousand beauties in the harem are not enough for you to play with! When I came here just now, I heard that person say that you were..."
The city lord's face immediately showed a yd expression, as if he was recalling some very pornographic and violent scene, but then he said with a bitter look on his face: "Brother, let me tell you the truth! This has just begun.
Sometimes, I think it’s quite interesting too! The feeling is the same as masturbating by yourself, and all of them are as beautiful as flowers. There will be whatever kind of beauties I want!…”
It’s hard to imagine that when he said this, his face was not filled with joy, but with pain. I couldn’t help but wonder if it was the same as the real thing? I heard that my helmet
The degree of fidelity is as high as 90%, and all the touches are very realistic.
But I thought it was a bit too obscene to discuss this kind of topic with a middle-aged fat man in a secret room, so I resisted asking.
"Small masturbation is pleasurable, moderate masturbation is harmful to the body, and forced masturbation is wiped out in ashes!" the fat city lord said with a sigh.
From this I can tell that he masturbated~!
"Brother, take care of yourself!" I said sincerely.
"Brother, thank you for your concern!"
"Brother, how did you get this helmet?" I asked curiously. The number of limited NPC helmets this time is very limited, and the people who can get it are all selected. But I think this fat man is one
I feel like a layman, and I don’t seem to know much about the game.
"Me? That day, I was selling pork in the market as usual! Suddenly a pretty girl came and asked me if I was interested in participating in a male-female experiment! So I came!"
Well, to keep things in mind, I believe that even if there is no computer in his home, there will definitely be no dishes from Mr. Cang.
I have to admire the decision-makers of Tianhen Company for their very admirable foresight and unusual way of thinking.
"Then they came to you and didn't tell you clearly what you were going to do?"
"They let me do whatever I want. The only requirement is that I can't leave the palace!"
Strong, violently strong, very strong!
You can do whatever you want, but you can't leave the palace. But in the palace, besides working with NPCs, what else can you do?
Awesome, really awesome!
However, "Do you know that you are playing the role of the city lord? Don't you have great power?"
"Hey, don't mention it! I have power! On the surface, I am the city lord and have a lot of power. But in fact, none of these people (referring to NPCs) listen to me!"
I don’t know if he used it in the wrong way or for some other reason. As a player, NPCs never listen to us. This is normal, so I didn’t pay much attention to it at the time, and I didn’t realize that I had been manipulated by someone.
If someone follows me on Weibo, he can know my situation anytime and anywhere. But even I don’t know about this kind of thing.
"Don't be too sad! Think on the bright side in everything! It's too late for others to envy your role! Be content! By the way, here is a letter from the old man! Read it, and then give the task as a reward
Me!" As I said that, I took out the crumpled letter from my backpack, shook it and handed it to him, and asked for my reward directly.
He didn’t even pick up the connection, “I’m not interested!”
Wow, he really played the role of a foolish king to the fullest. I really admire him.
"You have to take a look at it!" I persuaded him. How could he complete the task if he didn't look at me?
"It's boring! This is a game, what's there to watch?" The fat man lying on the sofa said in a depressed voice. It seemed that he was really depressed, or maybe he had overexerted himself, "Please help me take a look, and then
tell me!"
Task prompt: Do you want to accept the task of reading the letter? (G level)
Okay, it's a mission anyway, I'll take it.
I opened the envelope and found a piece of paper inside, which said: "At twelve o'clock tonight, see you in the small room in the back garden!"
After reading it, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body, and I couldn't even hold the letter and it slipped down.
I……
I!!
Me~~
It’s really hard for me to imagine Gandalf and the fat man having a secret meeting in the secret room!!
I just felt like my stomach was churning and I was about to vomit.
It’s so uncomfortable!
But the fat man, the city lord, came over disapprovingly and asked, "How do you say that?"
I was so frightened that all the hairs on my body stood up. I jumped up reflexively and said without even daring to touch the piece of paper: "You'd better read it yourself!"
But I have scolded him hundreds of times in my heart: What a pervert, what a stinking glass!
He seemed to have put his arm around my shoulders just now. Hey, I want to log off and take a shower!
The city owner, the fat man, picked it up and looked at it inexplicably. He smiled normally and said: "Oh! That old guy finally responded! Hey, brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you standing so far away? Come on, come over and sit down.
! Otherwise, don’t leave tonight..."
As soon as I heard this, I really got goosebumps all over my body, "Brother, no! Now that the task has been completed, I, I, I have to be busy with other things! Tomorrow, tomorrow I will definitely come see you!"
After saying that, I escaped from the city lord's mansion as if running for my life!