"Tonight's Oscars, although they have just emerged from the shadow of the Hollywood writers' strike, are still full of stars. Let's take a look at the pictures sent from North America. This is Jessica Alba, with long purple hair.
The skirt really smells like pregnancy."
In the text live broadcast room, Jin Long made a joke. In the picture, Jessica is wearing a purple dress and is half-naked. Even though she is pregnant, she still looks so plump and sexy.
The netizens below were talking nonsense in the hall. This one said, "I'm so fat that I have the nerve to come here." The other said, "She looks like a fairy. Whoever got her pregnant, I chopped him up."
"Oh, look at this, Cate Blanchett also came with a big belly. And Nicole Kidman is also pregnant now. The three carpet queens all have big bellies. This red carpet
It’s a rare fashion that’s full of ‘pregnancy’ flavor! Are these people here to support the teenage pregnancy movie “Juno”?”
"Look at this photo again. It's of Tang Wei, the heroine of "Lust, Caution". This is a photo she took yesterday at the Independent Spirit Awards event outside the Oscars. The clothes are quite Chinese-style, and this is the hairstyle. It feels like I just woke up and didn't comb it properly.
Right? There are also these dark circles under your eyes, sister, please use some foundation to cover them up!"
"Fa Ge is always so cool wherever he goes. Look at his slicked back hair, black suit, and charming smile..."
"Oh, look at this photo. This is Shao Shuaijun, the only Chinese star on the red carpet tonight. In the photo, he is talking to Ellen Page. Well, Shao Shuaijun looks more confident standing with 'Ellen'
He's so handsome. I saw him standing with Leo and Jack before. He was a lot shorter and he didn't look so handsome anymore."
"Okay, the time points to nine o'clock, and at seven o'clock in the evening US time, the 80th Academy Awards ceremony officially begins. For us, the biggest highlight of this Oscar is the eight nominations for "Inception".
Best Cinematography, Best Sound Effects, Best Sound Editing, Best Visual Effects, Best Original Screenplay, Best Art Direction, Best Original Score, Best Film, we can win several awards.”
"Okay, let's start now. Tonight's Oscar host is Jon Stewart. Anyone who is familiar with him knows that he is the Emmy Award winner for six consecutive years, Jon Stewart. His "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" is the American
A very famous talk show. It started making fun of it when it first came on, and now it’s gossiping about the Hollywood writers’ strike... and it’s starting to make fun of the Best Picture nomination.”
"'This year's perverted murder film is'," Jon Szeto said. "No Country for Old Men," "Sweeney Todd," and "The Unexpected" are all murder films. "Inception" was also teased, haha
, Jon Situ asked, "Are we dreaming now?" Shao Shuaijun smiled below. Next to him were Leo, Scarlett, Fa Ge and Gyllenhaal. Alian was not here, but she should be on the set of "Juno"...
…”
"Now I'm starting to tease big stars, directors, and screenwriters... Oh, I'm teasing Shao Shuaijun again, 'Shao Shuaijun, are you sure we're not dreaming? Why can't I remember how I got here?', Shao Shuaijun was stunned.
Show your hands, everyone is laughing."
"Uncle James is worthy of being the master of the Emmy Awards. He is so ridiculous that even Clinton started to make fun of him... Oh, here comes another shot. This is a shot at the war in Iraq. Uncle James is asking why there is a war, and he is also making fun of the Republican and Democratic elections.
,Obama and Hillary..."
"First Best Costume... Now it's commercial time... This year is the 80th anniversary of the Oscars. Let's start looking back at the happy moments in the past... Well, it's finally time for the first nomination for "Inception", Best Visual Effects
Effect! The presenter of the award is Dwayne Johnson, and the nominees include "Transformers", "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" and "Inception"...the winner is..."Inception"!"
"Congratulations to Shao Shuaijun, congratulations to "Inception". This is his first Oscar-nominated film. He won the award for his first nomination. Shao Shuaijun is lucky and deserves it!"
"The winners were three special effects workers: Chris Cobbold, Harry Fitt, and Bill Landers. The crew of "Inception" all stood up and applauded. They hugged Shao Shuaijun one by one.
.Congratulations!”
As soon as Jin Long finished typing, the text hall below exploded.
“So handsome!”
"Cool, "Inception" will definitely win the award, no doubt about it!"
"That's it for one item! There are seven more items left!"
"Box office, word-of-mouth, and awards, this is an incredible rhythm!"
Jin Long continued typing: "A scene from "Inception" flashed. This was the first time the three of them had been shocked in Hollywood. It could be seen that the three of them were very excited and yelled "Thank you". Chris Cobbold did
Acceptance Speech: 'We have to apply what Walt Disney said, knowing that it is impossible to do it is not a pleasure! At the same time, we would also like to thank the following people, director Shao Shuaijun, producers, and the incredible working team.
They come from all over the world. I would also like to thank my family, my wife and son.' Both of them also thanked their families. Haha, this is Shao Shuaijun's first Oscar award, and we still have seven more awards to win.
wait!"
"Thank you Shao Shuaijun!"
"Thank you Shao Shuaijun!"
I don’t know which netizen typed these five words at the bottom, followed by a series of swipes on the screen. It seems that this is not enough to express their excitement. The emotions of movie enthusiasts are sometimes not inferior to those of fans and fans.
""Inception" deserves the title of having the best visual effects. It uses IMAX photography, high-speed photography and other advanced technologies, traditional lighting, natural light framing, on-site shooting, and full special effects participation. This lens is amazing.
It is simply unjustifiable not to win the award." Liu Chengbai of "The Beijing News" commented.
"Yes, Shao Shuaijun himself said that in order to shoot "Inception", he traveled to six countries. From the equator to the snowy mountains, all six places were modeled with props. Plus five types of cameras and thirteen lenses, it was a perfect match
Real movie lenses are an unsurpassable challenge." Xu Shaocheng, a lecturer at Nortel, also commented.
"Okay, following the best visual effects is the best art direction, which is another nomination for "Inception", and the others are...the award guest is Cate Blanchett, she also won this year
Got a double nomination...Guy Hendrix Deiss should be very nervous now...Oh, the winner is "Sweeney Todd"."
"Shit, the Oscar judges are rubbish."
"A group of people who don't know how to appreciate."
"Oscars of shit!"
The text hall suddenly exploded with flowers.
Thousands of miles away in the United States, at the Kodak Cinema in Los Angeles, Shao Shuaijun and the crew of "Inception" were extremely regretful to comfort Guy Handx Deiss who did not win the award. But soon, "Inception" won one after another
It won three nominations for Best Cinematography, Best Sound Effects, and Best Sound Effects Editing, but failed only for Best Original Score.
Time passed little by little, and one of the two awards that Shao Shuaijun was most looking forward to tonight arrived.
"The winner of the Best Original Screenplay is..." (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)