Chapter six hundred and seventy-eight strange old man
In the past few days, the Lady Windsor has begun sailing around a beautiful archipelago in the Pacific Ocean. This voyage was originally not for traveling, but for fun at sea. This is the waters of Southeast Asia, and the climate is very warm even in December.
Every time it passes a small island with pleasant scenery, the boat will be anchored for a day or two to let the guests have fun on the island. Lin Chen has just stayed in his room for the past few days. Everyone thought he was practicing, but he didn't
No one bothered him. No one went to the island, just on
Accompanying him on the boat, only the seven old ghosts happily ran to the beach every day to peek at the girls in bikinis, drooling with excitement. However, every time they ran to call Lin Chen, they were interrupted by Mo Ni.
Kaji was whipped so hard that he rolled and crawled out of the house.
Late that night, Lin Chen completed his third attempt, but it still failed. Depressed, he walked out of the cabin and came to the deck. Looking at the bright moon in the sky, he felt a sudden surge of emotion in his heart and punched him hard.
On the railing, there was a loud noise, and I lamented in my heart, after so many years, can I really
He wanted to live like an ordinary person. In the past, when he encountered certain things that he could not do anything about, his master and the head uncle were still there to give him guidance, but now he was the only one left. Lin Chen suddenly felt a wave of pain.
Inexplicably helpless, the warm sea breeze blew on my body, but it seemed to be extremely cold.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the empty deck, "Where did that kid come from? He was banging and banging to scare away my old man's fish."
Lin Chen was stunned for a moment, but the voice was an authentic dialect from the Emei Mountain area. Surprised, he couldn't help but follow the sound and walked over. After searching for a long time, he saw a small little boy in a dark corner where the lights on the deck could not reach.
shadow.
Lin Chen slowly walked over and saw a thin, withered old man, curled up, using a branch to hold a fishing line, fishing on the deck. He couldn't help but wonder, this old man actually ran to the deck in the middle of the night.
Fishing, he has been dizzy these days, and also
I don’t know where we are and why the boat stopped, but how could there be fish in this shallow place? Looking at the half branch of the old man, I couldn’t help but find it funny that there would be such a weirdo on the boat, so I asked,
"So, did you catch a fish?"
The old man shook his head and said, "The kind of fish I fish is very different from ordinary fish. You have to wait patiently before you can take the bait. Ten days and a half months is not too little, and three years and two years is not too much."
Lin Chen had never heard of anyone having to wait two or three years for fishing, not even ten and a half months. He thought that this old man must be talking nonsense and bragging. Anyway, he was fine, so he might as well tease him, so he smiled lightly.
He asked in a loud voice, "After waiting for so long, old man, may I ask what kind of fish you are fishing for?"
The old man suddenly looked around to make sure there was no one there, then he approached Lin Chen and said mysteriously, "I told you, don't tell others about the legend of the Western Devils. It is said that there are mermaids here.
It is said that the upper body is that of a charming girl and the lower body is that of a fish, have you seen it?"
Lin Chen laughed dumbly. There were certainly legends about mermaids, but the old man wouldn't take them seriously. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "I've seen them before, but this mermaid can't be steamed or braised. What's the use of catching him?"
Woolen cloth?"
The old man suddenly smiled obscenely, little brother, you only know one thing, but not the other. This fish is of course of no use, but this charming girl is a great thing. The poem goes: Take off your clothes and bring her into Luo
Curtain, I blew out the lamp with a shy smile; a golden needle pierced the pistil of a peach blossom, I didn't dare to raise my voice and frowned secretly." What came out of his mouth was an obscene poem.
Lin Chen couldn't see that the old man was still thinking this way, so he couldn't help but chuckle, "May I ask, if you have a human body and a fish tail, how can your golden needle pierce someone's peach blossom stamen?"
The old man clicked his tongue again and again, with an unteachable expression on his face, and shook his head and said, "A woman's whole body is covered with peach blossoms and nectar, not just in the water curtain hole. There are soft little hands on the top, slender feet on the bottom, and a small chrysanthemum door at the back.
, there are jade peaks and deep valleys in the middle, and there is a bad mouth and a fragrant tongue at the top. Alas, young people are too ignorant, and their knowledge is too shallow. It is a waste of nature to be surrounded by a peerless beauty."
Lin Chen thought to himself that this was the oldest nymphomaniac he had ever seen in the world. He really couldn't bear the weight. When he turned around and was about to leave, he heard the last few words of the old man and suddenly thought of who this person was. His expression suddenly changed and he turned around.
Staring at the other person and shouting, "Okay, it's you!"
The old man waved his hand and hissed, "Young man, don't get excited. The little girl you like is really good. She is one of the most beautiful things in history. Unfortunately, it doesn't suit my old man's taste. I can't stand the blood-sucking monster."
I have no interest at all. I just wanted to get some food from the table behind her that day, but I was knocked away unexpectedly. Oh, I am helpless, helpless."
Lin Chen didn't look like the other person was lying, but what surprised him was that this person could actually see through Monica's identity. It was really not easy for a monk. His thoughts suddenly changed, yes, this old guy
He must have traveled frequently in Europe, so he is well-informed. Otherwise, ordinary monks would practice non-stop every day, so how could they have the heart to come to this place where the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is thin.
"In this case, it's a misunderstanding. Please forgive me for any offense. Lin Chen casually saluted, said a hasty and perfunctory sentence, turned around and left. He didn't have a good impression of this old man, and these words came from other people's mouth.
It's just a matter of words. Who would believe what he said? If he hadn't been in a bad state now, he would have beaten the opponent violently.
Unexpectedly, the old man suddenly laughed from behind and said, "Haha, young man, I think your complexion is not as good as that of an old man like me. Could it be that you have kidney deficiency and yang deficiency? Alas, you are like this at such a young age, but you have wasted all your years."
Lin Chen felt a surge of anger rushing to his forehead. He turned around and began to yell harsh words. He couldn't beat him, so how could he scold this old bastard? At this moment, the few words the old man just said flashed through his mind,
Lin Chen's heart suddenly shuddered, and he realized that the other party had other intentions. He suddenly calmed down, stood up and bowed respectfully, "I am stupid, I hope my seniors can give me advice."
Under the moonlight, the old man's dry face had a wretched look. There were not many hairs on his head, but the two long rat beards on his lips moved without any wind. He smiled and said, "As the saying goes, there is yin and yang in the world. There is yin and yang in the world. Sun.
The sun is the sun, the moon is the shaoyin, the yin and yang of the sky. The water is the tai yin, the fire is the shaoyang, the yin and yang of the earth.
That is, the sky is not yin and yang and there is no darkness and brightness, the earth is not yin and yang and there is no waxing and waning, the sky and the earth are not yin and yang and therefore lose their purity and tranquility, and all things are not yin and yang and have no origin of life and transformation. Then we know that the sky and the earth are not yin and yang, and the heaven and earth are also muddy and reduced to the appearance of no image;
Yin and Yang have no heaven and earth, and Yin and Yang are also lost in Tai Chi. The Yin and Yang of heaven and earth are the source of life and transformation of all things."