Chapter 820: The Strong Man vs. the Thin Scholar (Second Update)
The emperor's face was so cold that he could scrape off a layer of frost. He was heartbroken to lose the leader of his personal bodyguards. At this time, a man who was more than two meters tall, with a waist as thick as a bucket and limbs like pillars appeared.
The fat samurai, holding a big hammer in his hand, walked out of the formation, knelt in front of the emperor, and said in a loud voice, "Your Majesty, I, Kono Masao, will go to attack the enemy. If I can't get the enemy's head back,
,I voluntarily perform a caesarean section to apologize!"
The emperor recognized this man as the strongest man in the bodyguards and the son of a high-ranking priest. He was born with the ability to resist all kinds of yin and yang magic. He was a strange person in the bodyguards.
The emperor then secretly smiled. This man's strange ability was given by Amaterasu. If the yin and yang spells of the high-ranking priests could not harm him, then the evil spells of the Chinese ghosts would definitely be ineffective against him, so he nodded, "Okay.
, Kono-kun, I bless you in the name of Amaterasu, go ahead, defeat your enemies, and bring victory to me."
He was still uneasy, so he placed several more anti-magic curse seals on Kono's body. The number of curse seals a person could withstand was limited, but Kono was an exception. The Emperor did not hesitate to use his own power, each curse seal,
Strength-enhancing, defense-improving, speed-increasing, and magic-resistance blessings were given to Kono for free, until he was turned into an indestructible giant.
When Kono stood up from the ground, his body had nearly doubled in size. A layer of red light flowed all over his body, falling on the ground. He pointed at the opponent's camp and shouted in a low voice, "Who of you dares to follow me?"
I'm going to fight, get out quickly, I'm going to smash your heads with the big hammer in my hand."
A gentle laughter came from the demon king formation. A thin and frail scholar wearing a plain robe and a turban on his head waved a paper fan and walked out gracefully, smiling at him.
In front of him, a man bowed his head to the ground and said, "This strong man is not talented in martial arts, but he has read a few books about sages. You just said that you would smash his head with a hammer. This is very wrong. Xiaosheng
The head is as brittle as a fruit. When you hit it with a hammer, it will bloom all over the ground. It is not a ball, so why should you smash it? A strong man should say, I will smash your head, or I will smash your head.
, this is reasonable.”
As he spoke, there seemed to be a magic voice that translated the meaning of what he said to the other party. Kono actually understood it and immediately laughed, "You want to be my opponent? You are so thin and you don't have any strength in your body."
, without a hammer, I can crush you to death with just one foot."
The scholar shook his head, "No, no, that's wrong again. Although I'm not tall, I'm more than five feet long. Although you're tall, you're only nine feet tall, and the length of your lift is only three feet. So what?
If you can trample Xiaosheng to death, Xiaosheng will not lie on the ground and be trampled by you. If you say you want to kick Xiaosheng to death, Xiaosheng will have no objection."
Kono snorted, "Stop talking nonsense, do you want to fight or not? If not, someone else will fight!"
The scholar closed the paper fan, tapped it lightly in his hand, and said with a smile, "Fight, of course, but fighting can also be divided into civil fighting and physical fighting. Which one do you want to choose?"
Kono was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is Wen Dou Wu Dou? What is that?"
The scholar smiled and said, "It's very simple. The so-called martial arts fight means that everyone holds a weapon, fists, feet, and sticks, and fights randomly. It's done by rough people. Literary fighting is generally used by literati. Both sides stand still, and we each fight each other.
Three punches, do not dodge or dodge, and whoever falls down will be considered the loser."
Kono laughed loudly, "It's just you. I'm afraid you can't withstand my punch. Okay, I'll let you hit me first."
The scholar looked at the other party for a few times, but then shook his head, "This is not fair. You are wearing heavy armor to protect yourself, while the one below you only has a thin coat to cover your body. Even if you win, it will be the credit of the armor, not your ability."
.”
Kono was stunned, "You are right."
The emperor was anxious. You idiot, you just listen to what others say. The armor of the samurai has been soaked in the holy spring of the shrine. It has the power to resist evil. How can you take it off? At the moment, he said to the person beside him
The man winked, and several deputy captains of the Guards also felt something was wrong, and immediately shouted, "Kono, don't listen to him, just kill him!"
But Kono had already taken off his helmet, thrown it aside, and then took off his armor, leg armor, and cage hands, and threw them far away, revealing a body of muscles as big as rocks. As a samurai, he
To have a fair duel with the opponent, this is what the Bushido precepts taught him. Even if he didn't wear armor, he could easily take a punch from this thin guy. He then snorted with disdain and said, "Come on."
The scholar inserted the fan into the back of his neck, made another bow, and said with a smile, "Then the young man is offended." After saying that, he put up his posture, and punched Kono with a green light, hitting Kono's six-piece hard abdomen.
On the muscles, the whole person was shaken by a counter-shock force, flying five or six meters, and fell to the ground. He grinned and held his hands while blowing. The emperor's curse seal had strengthened Kono's body.
The ground was as hard as steel, even steel knives could not cut into it, and a barrier was built outside Kono's body. The scholar didn't know what was going on, and punched the barrier. It was considered a minor injury without being shaken.
Kono laughed loudly, and the emperor's army also burst into laughter. Everyone in the Holy See showed that these two people were idiots. The emperor's expression gradually softened. It seems that this scholar is also an idiot. If two idiots fight, they are naturally strong.
The one who will win,
After Kono looked up to the sky and laughed, he put his hands on his hips and glared at the other person, saying, "Haha, if you can't do it, it's my turn."
The scholar slowly got up from the ground and shook his head slowly, "No, no, I said each punches the other three times, which means I punch you three times first, and then you punch me three times. That's right.
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Kono laughed disdainfully, "Okay, I'll let you punch three times, let alone three punches, it's okay even if I let you punch thirty more."
The scholar bowed and smiled, then ask the strong man to get ready, the young man is going to be offended again. After saying that, he stepped forward, rolled up his sleeves, took a few breaths into the palm of his hand, and shook his fists, looking at the gentle and polite expression again.
He looked very shabby. There was another burst of laughter from all around.
The scholar suffered a big somersault last time, and he was very embarrassed. This time he steadied his horse, used all his strength, and punched Kono on the chest. Kono stood up and pushed the opponent out. The samurai around him clapped their hands with joy.
Laughing, after suffering losses for a long time, these warriors finally found their balance in their hearts, and words such as "idiot" and "idiot" came out of their mouths from time to time.
At this moment, the emperor's expression suddenly changed, and he shouted sternly, "Kono, kill him, you idiot, didn't you notice?"