When he saw Princess Ruyi, Lin Sheng rubbed his palms and said that there was still some time before the imperial city. You can't go back so dull, right? Moreover, Princess Ruyi was obviously very happy, but pretended to be very angry. Are women so hypocritical?
Thinking of this, Lin Sheng smiled at Princess Ruyi and said, "Your Highness, why don't I tell you a joke to relieve boredom?"
"Don't listen!"
"Let me listen, there was a fool who used to say the word "no". No matter what others asked him, he would say no. What others asked him what your name was? He said no. Where did you go? He still said no. One day..."
When preaching, Lin Sheng deliberately paused for a moment and stopped talking. Although Princess Ruyi kept talking, when Lin Sheng started talking, she couldn't help but start listening. As she listened, she was about to get into the state, but she didn't expect Lin Sheng to suddenly stop.
"What then? Why don't you talk about it?" Princess Ruyi glared at Lin Sheng and asked him.
"I just remembered it just now and seemed to have told you this story." Lin Sheng said seriously.
"No! Did you tell me? No!" Princess Ruyi responded curiously at first, and then said with certainty that Lin Sheng had never told her.
Before Princess Ruyi finished speaking, Lin Sheng laughed sneered. Originally, Princess Ruyi thought Lin Sheng was very funny, but after savoring it carefully, she realized that she had been fooled. So she punched Lin Sheng's shoulder a few times and scolded depressedly: "You big bastard are fooling me again! You are a fool!"
"Okay, you are obviously slow to react!" Lin Sheng grabbed Princess Ruyi's arm so that she would not continue to hit her.
"Hate! You will bully me!" Princess Ruyi said depressedly.
"Or what else would I tell you?" Lin Sheng asked with a smile.
"No! You will bully me anyway! I don't want to listen!" Princess Ruyi covered her ears and refused to listen to Lin Sheng's words.
The more Princess Ruyi resisted, the more Lin Sheng wanted to tease her, so he continued to preach: "One day, a sheep demon, a pig demon and a bull demon got lost in the Tianque grassland. They were very thirsty but did not find the water source. Later, they finally discovered a small lake and were ready to drink water, but unexpectedly there was a sign next to the lake shore that said the water drinker was executed."
"What should they do? Have you drunk water?" Princess Ruyi couldn't help asking curiously, but was still attracted by Lin Sheng's story.
"Drink, but later they were also caught by the indigenous demons on the Tianque Grassland! They were about to kill the three of them, but the indigenous patriarch gave them a chance to survive, which was to ask them to find a fruit to come back. The first one who came back was the sheep demon, and he brought an apple. The patriarch said that you stuff the apple into the asshole, but you can't laugh, otherwise I'll kill you! The sheep demon could not do it and was killed. Then the one who came back was the bull demon. The bull demon brought a bunch of grapes, and the patriarch made the same request for him. The bull demon had no choice but to stuff the grapes into the asshole one by one, and he couldn't help laughing. However, when he stuffed the last one, he burst into pieces, pierced the last grape, and covered his stomach and laughed non-stop."
"Why? Can't you avoid death after stuffing the last one? Why is that bull demon so stupid?" Princess Ruyi asked curiously.
"Yes, the patriarch also asked him the same question, asking him why he was laughing? Guess how the bull demon answered?" Lin Sheng asked Princess Ruyi in a mysterious manner.
"How did the bull demon answer?" Princess Ruyi asked curiously.
"Want to know?"
"Speak quickly!"
"Forget it, let me tell you next time!" Lin Sheng smiled unscrupulously.
Princess Ruyi, who had been attracted by the story, was immediately unhappy after hearing it. A pair of pink fists waved on Lin Sheng's shoulders and said in a delicate voice: "You bad guy, tell me what the bull demon said!"
"You kiss me and I'll tell you!" Lin Sheng said with a wicked smile.
"You think beautifully!"
"Then just think about it yourself. I won't tell you today!" Lin Sheng smiled unscrupulously.
Princess Ruyi didn't expect that Lin Sheng was waiting for her here. This time she was wary of Lin Sheng playing tricks on her and was very careful in speaking, but she didn't expect that Lin Sheng told her half of the story, deliberately leaving her suspense so that she could not guess the follow-up of the story.
This situation is even more uncomfortable than eating a fly that has been dead. No one would like to say halfway through others. So Princess Ruyi had to lean on Lin Sheng's face and kiss Lin Sheng's cheek. Then she quickly dodged and wiped her lips and said, "Okay, tell me now!"
"Kissing your face doesn't count, you have to kiss, right?" Lin Sheng said with a wretched smile.
"You...bastard!" Princess Ruyi cursed at Lin Sheng in anger.
"Yes, what can you do to me?" Lin Sheng looked like he was ungrateful and made Princess Ruyi so angry that she wanted to strangle him to death.
"If you dare to lie to me again, I will castrate you!" Princess Ruyi glared at Lin Sheng and said in a muffled voice, then leaned on her cherry lips with a blushing face and leaned towards Lin Sheng's lips.
Lin Sheng didn't expect that Princess Ruyi would actually kiss her. She thought to herself that the answer was that important to her? Since that's the case, I'm not polite.
The next moment, the two people's lips were pressed together. Just as Princess Ruyi was about to escape, Lin Sheng suddenly hugged her in his arms, holding Princess Ruyi's head with one hand to prevent her from leaving.
Then, Lin Sheng pushed open Princess Ruyi's teeth with the tip of his tongue, and slipped into Princess Ruyi's mouth to find her fragrant tongue.
Princess Ruyi didn't expect that Lin Sheng suddenly beat her hooligan and wanted to push Lin Sheng away, but when Lin Sheng's tongue touched her fragrant tongue, she seemed to feel an electric current wandering from her body, which made Princess Ruyi's mind suddenly blank, and she collapsed in Lin Sheng's arms and let him do it.
Just as Princess Ruyi was immersed in Lin Sheng's kiss, she suddenly felt something seemed to be on her chest. She quickly pushed Lin Sheng's tongue aside and pushed Lin Sheng away. She saw that Lin Sheng actually put her hand into her clothes and kneaded her breasts without a layer of gauze.
"Bastard! I'm going to castrate you!" Princess Ruyi quickly pushed Lin Sheng back on the floor of the carriage, and then packed her clothes in a panic, thinking that this big bastard was too cunning and dared to attack me.
"Uh, we will be husband and wife anyway, are you really going to live a life of widows for the rest of your life?" Lin Sheng asked Princess Ruyi with a smile, got up and sat next to her.
"Bah! Tell me what the bull demon said!" Princess Ruyi glared at Lin Sheng, thinking about the bull demon.
"Uh, the bull demon said... the bull demon said..."
"What did the bull demon say? Can you stop moji? I'm so anxious!" Princess Ruyi stomped her feet in anger, stomping the floor of the carriage so loudly.
"The bull demon said: The pig demon brought back a big watermelon!" Lin Sheng grinned and said the answer.