() In the study room, Ling Shuanghua snuggled into Lin Zhou's arms.
While being bullied by him, he murmured: "My grandpa, there may be a party at home soon. This time it will be some relatives and members of the family. Grandpa wants to see you by name, so you have to accompany me and listen to several other people.
All my cousins want to meet you."
Lin Zhou was startled, and the sinful one who was kneading him stopped and asked strangely: "How do they know about me?"
He was not okay, he was so angry that he said depressedly: "Who in my family doesn't know that I have been cheated on by you?! Everyone is clamoring to see who you are..."
Lin Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, he was also a man of his word. Since he had promised her to continue pretending to be her boyfriend, he would not deny it, so he agreed.
At this time, Lin Zhou was very active in his heart, so he accidentally pinched a little harder, and one of his fingers fell into the deep canyon, and probably hit something that shouldn't be touched, causing Ling Shuanghua to
He screamed in surprise, blushed, and cursed viciously: "You damn pervert!"
Someone who had suffered an 'unjust injustice' felt aggrieved and was about to explain when he heard Ling Shuanghua curse angrily: "Get your claws out, they're so dirty!"
Lin Zhou honestly stretched it out from her pants. When he thought about her last three words, he was so dirty that he suddenly understood. Could he have touched that place?
Then Ling Shuanghua continued to curse: "I haven't washed it yet! It's so disgusting! I didn't expect you to be so perverted!"
Lin Zhou wanted to explain something else, but after thinking that the first priority was to wash, he could only run away with his head hanging down.
When he returned to the study after washing, Ling Shuanghua had already sorted out his clothes. He was sitting on the sofa reading a book. He wanted to explain that he meant it, but Ling Shuanghua didn't give him a chance.
Lin Zhou could only change the topic. He asked a question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time: "Sister, how do you usually investigate? Why do I sometimes think that you are better than the police's news channel...
"
When Ling Shuanghua heard this, she sneered a little proudly and said: "Of course, my information channels are very special. It might as well tell you that I used my lucky money from the year before last to buy a detective agency. Apart from that group of people,
Usually when I take on some business outside, I just do things for me."
Linzhou was sweating. A certain senior actually bought an entire detective agency just for her own hobby. It only cost her a year's lucky money...
Perhaps seeing the surprise on someone's expression, Ling Shuanghua said coldly: "Huh, there were only three people in that detective agency. The boss was an old detective who made mistakes. The two employees were one of his old subordinates who resigned and followed him.
Come out. The other one is a young girl who is responsible for reception. When I picked her up, they were operating at a total loss and could not even pay the wages of the only two employees. However, it was under the leadership of the young lady that they turned around.
For profit!"
Lin Zhou was startled and said with some admiration: "Sister Ling, how did you do it?"
Ling Shuanghua sneered and said with a smile on his face: "Simple, adjust the scope of business. In the past, the old detective liked to put on airs and was a bit sick. He only took on those suspenseful murder cases. He thought he was Conan. I always
Then I decisively changed the type of business and focused on helping rich wives track their husbands’ cheating and take photos to collect evidence. The business is booming!”
Lin Zhou shed a drop of cold sweat...
Ling Shuanghua looked at his expression and said angrily: "Not convinced? Do you think those things are not in good taste?"
Lin Zhou nodded honestly.
Ling Shuanghua glanced at him with disdain and said: "When you open a business, you can't be picky. Besides, it's not a bad thing to help the rich wife find evidence of her husband's cheating. This kind of ungrateful man should be given the due treatment."
Punishment! What’s more, it is because of this business idea that the detective agency now has enough food and clothing and recruits more than a dozen people. "
She paused and continued: "Actually, I recruited those who did these tracking and photographing jobs, and the original boss and his old subordinate can still do what they like: specializing in investigating various criminal cases, completely
It’s a win-win situation, so although he was quite critical of my business ideas at first, he is now convinced.”
This time, even Lin Zhou couldn't say anything, and the way he looked at Ling Shuanghua changed. He had to admit that the eldest lady was a bit arrogant, but she also had real talent and learning, and was not just a pretty vase!
Regardless of An Zixin's longing to study in business school, Lin Zhou honestly felt that his girlfriend was not as good as Miss Ling in this regard, and the latter was truly talented in business!
Ling Shuanghua glanced at the antique wall clock on the wall, and said coldly: "It's getting late, hurry back, otherwise the dormitory building will be closed. Can you lend me this diary for one night? Come and get it from me tomorrow."
Lin Zhou said it was no problem, and then Ling Shuanghua said goodbye to him. He was helpless because of the embarrassment just now, so he could only think of explaining it next time.
Because the lights in the study were a little dark, Ling Shuanghua was sitting behind the coffee table, and her shadow was blocked from seeing clearly. So someone didn't know that the eldest lady was actually very active in her heart at the moment. She was having a fierce ideological struggle and thinking about it.
Could it be that this guy has a good mouth? Yes, no wonder he is always interested in his own butt...
Oops, what should I do...how can that be done...but...
Someone didn't know that the perverted imagination he had in the eldest lady's mind had become more and more concrete and full, and the entire perverted mental journey had been outlined...
When Lin Zhou returned to the dormitory, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Huang Zixuan was sitting alone in front of the computer with a silly smile on his face, while Chen Jiayu was sitting on the bed, looking at the fat man with a strange expression.
Lin Zhou was busy changing clothes, taking a shower, etc. When he finished his work and sat on his bed, Chen Jiayu suddenly came over quietly, patted him gently, pointed at Huang Zixuan in a low voice and said: "There is something wrong with the fat man.
ah!"
Lin Zhou sternly said: "No? What's wrong? Isn't he going to the Four Kingdoms day and night like this recently?"
Chen Jiayu clapped his hands and said, "That's the problem. Have you noticed? This guy only partners with one person in Shikokuji!"
Lin Zhou shrugged and said: "I know, the one named Megatron, I only partner with Focus Interview, it's okay, there will be a tacit understanding when you have more partners."
Chen Jiayu shook his head repeatedly and said: "That's different. You play chess with your partner occasionally. It's purely entertainment and it's within the normal range. This fat guy is different. He's completely addicted. And I just noticed an aggravated phenomenon.
!”
Lin Zhou was surprised and said: "What phenomenon?!"
Chen Jiayu peeked again and found that Huang Zixuan was staring at the computer seriously, not paying attention to their whispers, and then continued in a low voice: "I realized that he is not playing chess now, but chatting with that Megatron!
"
Lin Zhou couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Jiayu, what are you thinking about? What happened to the chat? You should rest assured that he is no longer obsessed with the Four Kingdoms."
Chen Jiayu sighed and said, "You don't understand. What I'm worried about is not that he is addicted to the Four Kingdoms. The fat man is so strong that he can't kill him. What I'm worried about is him and Megatron!"
He peeked at Huang Zixuan, who was still chatting seriously, and lowered his voice: "Zhou, look, the two of them have developed from playing chess to chatting, and they are still chatting happily. There is a serious problem.
!Yourself, would you chat so passionately with a man? You would only chat all night long with your girl Zixin?"
Lin Zhou thought for a moment and nodded honestly. Indeed, only his girlfriend An Zixin would chat with him all night long.
Chen Jiayu hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go through a test to see how serious his condition is..."
After that, he didn't wait for Lin Zhou's answer, he stood up directly, ran behind Huang Zixuan, and said with a smile on his face: "Fat man, where are you chatting?"
Huang Zixuan said without turning around: "Yes! Is something wrong?"
Chen Jiayu thought for a moment and asked, "Why don't you play chess anymore?"
Huang Zixuan said in a low voice: "Megatron is too tired from thinking all the time and gets old easily, so he was just chatting with me."
Chen Jiayu looked as if he had just learned about it, and let out a long "Oh", then asked with a smile: "What are you talking about?"
Huang Zixuan said without hesitation: "We talk about everything all over the world. He is now talking to me about things he did in Australia during the summer after he was admitted to college, and how to tease the sloth. Haha, that animal is so interesting. He even drinks water.
Too lazy to drink..."
Behind him, Chen Jiayu shook his head at Lin Zhou with a solemn expression, which obviously meant that the fat man's condition was serious and it didn't look optimistic.
He took a breath and continued to ask: "Oh, besides sloths, what else did you talk about?"
Huang Zixuan stopped typing, thought for a while and said: "We talked about everything, including relationship issues. We had a serious discussion on whether love and sex can be separated. He asked me if I believe in platonic relationships.
love."
Chen Jiayu opened his mouth and his expression became more serious. He said word by word: "How do you answer?"
Huang Zixuan shrugged and said: "I told him that I know more than a dozen postures such as the old man pushing the cart, the Guanyin sitting on the lotus, the Italian hanging clock, etc. I really don't know what the Platonic form is, and I asked him if he was happy?"
Chen Jiayu broke out in a cold sweat and said, "What about him?"
Huang Zixuan smashed his mouth and said with a slightly strange expression: "Well, after I finished that time, he ignored me for two whole days..." To be continued., Welcome to Qidian (qidian to vote for recommendations, monthly votes, you
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