"It's been ten years, and I don't know this place anymore." Chen Hai stood in front of a public toilet and looked a little sad. Ten years ago, it was obviously a hair salon, but he was still here often.
Do great health care.
But things change, and the familiar places have become strangers.
"You hooligan, stand next to the women's bathroom and keep watching!" At this time, a woman came out of the toilet and glared at Chen Hai.
“———”
Chen Hai really wants to tell this woman, have you ever seen such a handsome and handsome hooligan? Have you ever seen a hooligan with such infectious and magnetic eyes?
Chen Hai wanted to point at her nose and said, "You are really illiterate!"
But he didn't-
Because Chen Hai had something more important to do, when he saw the woman walking away just now, Chen Hai then hugged and entered the women's bathroom.
Amitabha, I just wanted to get my wallet back. I didn’t mean to go to the women’s bathroom.
Chen Hai muttered silently in his heart, fortunately there was no one else in the toilet, except for a squatting seat with the door closed.
——
Li Jing was very happy today because she stole a wallet. This was the first time she stole something, and she succeeded in one go. Thinking about it, she was a little excited.
She sat on the toilet, then took out her wallet and looked it out, but she was stunned. She had no dime in her wallet.
Except for a photo, a boy wearing a camouflage and leaning against a tree, the man has handsome facial features and a warm smile on his face. The boy is very beautiful, but it shouldn't be the one who stole the wallet just now.
Bar?
The man was dressed so sloppy. Well, that man must be a thief. Otherwise, why would there be photos of others in his wallet? He must have stolen it, and then took out the money, but he stole a fake one.
What a bad luck!
Li Jing pouted, feeling a little uncomfortable, so she took off her pants and prepared for it to be convenient.
As a result, when my pants were just taken off halfway, the toilet door was opened.
Then there are a few short seconds—
ah!
Then a scream piercing the sky suddenly came out of her mouth.
She had just put her pants down, and the little Nene was halfway through. Ahhhh, Li Jing was going crazy!
"Rogue, get out!" Li Jing quickly lifted her pants, but found that the more anxious she was, the less she couldn't lift it up, and the more she couldn't lift it up, the more anxious she was.
Finally, he simply squatted on the ground.
Chen Hai walked in and closed the door.
Then he looked at Li Jing with a smile, "Girl, although I am a talented person, you can't be so in a hurry when you see me. This is too anxious. According to the development of the plot, I should invite you to have a bowl of spicy hot pot, but
Since you are so anxious, I can’t let you down, right? At worst, I can just invite you to have spicy hot pot later.”
When Li Jing heard this, she was so angry that she glared at Chen Hai, "Did you see it?"
"See." Chen Hai nodded, "Didn't you let me see it on purpose? Look, girls are just shy and don't admit it after doing it."
"Go to die!" Li Jing didn't want to live anymore.
"Well, if you die under the peony flowers, you will be romantic even if you become a ghost."
"What are you going to do?" Li Jing said nervously.
"What did you think I'm going to do?" Chen Hai squatted down with a smile.
Li Jing didn't dare to move around because she would be exposed as soon as she moved.
Then Chen Hai put his hand into Li Jing's arms—
"No!" Li Jing shouted, closing his eyes, "You bastard, you hooligan, if you dare to touch me, I will kill you. I will not let you go even if I become a ghost. Ah, I will kill you.
you!"
But for a while, Li Jing didn't feel that her clothes were taken off. Are those on TV lying? Didn't they say that it was painful when raped? Didn't they feel it? As she thought about it, Li Jing's face turned red
, What are you thinking about!
When she opened her eyes, she found that Chen Hai had stood up. He was holding his wallet in his hand and was smiling at him.
Li Jing was stunned.
"You are not--"
"I'm not what? I just want to get my wallet back."
Only then did Li Jing realize that the man had fooled him and suddenly got angry, "You bastard!"
"I am an upright person, a pure person, a person with noble thoughts and morals. If you have such a blushing face, you will definitely be impure and think about it in a wrong way!" Chen Hai said seriously.
"rogue!"
Although he was scolding him, Li Jing also breathed a sigh of relief and finally said, "Who said it was your wallet? If your wallet is, why are there other people's photos in the wallet? You must have stolen someone else's and then took the money.
come out."
Classmate Chen Hai was unhappy at the time. He opened his wallet and pointed at the handsome and scumbag man on it, and said, "Look, isn't this me?"
Fearing that Li Jing couldn't see clearly, Chen Hai also put the photo of his wallet in his ears.
"No, the person in the photo is handsome, you are not handsome."
"I'm not handsome?" Chen Hai was unhappy at that time. Do you dare to say I'm not handsome? Do you know that the person who said I'm not handsome died the next day?
"Not handsome!"
Li Jing looked at Chen Hai carefully. She couldn't tell that a sloppy man wearing a tattered military coat was not handsome.
"How is it possible? It's because you have a problem with your vision. I have been there for these twenty years. No one has ever said that I'm not handsome!"
"Have anyone ever said you are handsome?"
“———”
"The wallet is my wallet. Do you believe it or not? I just recovered my wallet. You stole my stuff. This is an indisputable fact.
I said, how could you steal something if you look like a human?”
"I didn't mean it." Li Jing said with her head down, "Who wants to steal something, I haven't eaten for a day."
"Turn over first and let me get up." It was too awkward to squat, but I didn't dare to stand up and lift my pants directly.
"You're just twisting?"
"You twist over!"
"No, you bite me?"
"You - don't forget it. Anyway, I'm like this, and I don't know how to live in the future. You can do whatever you want." Li Jing said aggrievedly with tears in her eyes.
But before he finished speaking, Chen Hai had already left at some point.
"Rogue!" Seeing that Chen Hai was gone at some point, Li Jing wiped the corners of her eyes, then raised her pants and walked out.
Walking on the street, touching his rumbling stomach, Li Jing wanted to cry—
Then he touched his pocket again, but when he touched it, he suddenly got stuck in something, and then took it out and saw that it was money. When he looked again, it was one thousand yuan.
When Li Jing thought about it, she realized that it must have stuffed it into her pocket when she took the wallet just now.
"This hooligan." Li Jing was slightly moved.
———
In the afternoon, Chen Hai specially sorted out himself, got a haircut, and bought a set of clothes.
When he came out of the clothes shop, the welcome lady at the door even glanced at him. Chen Hai knew that this was the real self.
He is so handsome, he must not hide it. Chen Hai decided to go to the city center every morning to travel a few times and take a few laps——
Since I decided to live in China, how could I have no house? So Chen Hai went to see the house in the evening. In the end, Chen Hai fell in love with a villa in Linhai. The villa was not very good, and it only cost more than 3 million yuan.
This is considered cheap in a high-consumption city like Yanjing, which costs tens of thousands of yuan per square meter, but the key is that it is near the sea and you can see the sea in the villa.
Chen Hai likes Hai.
In the evening, Chen Hai paid all the money, signed the contract, and gave Chen Hai the property certificate. The sales lady asked Chen Hai to ask her to get the key the next day. Then she could move in.
Early the next morning, Chen Hai went to get the keys, but what he got was not the keys given to him by the sales lady, but the bank card he bought for her yesterday was returned to him.
"Sorry, Mr. Liu, we may not be able to sell this house to you. This is your money. You can check it out and hope you can give us the property contract." The sales lady gave Chen a sorry tone.
Hai said.
"Why?" Chen Hai was stunned.
The sales lady looked embarrassed and explained, "It's Mr. Liu like this. I didn't know before. It turned out that before you purchased, Mr. Huang had already booked this house first. Yesterday he came to pick up the house.
I just remembered that this house cannot be sold to you. This is our mistake, so please forgive me."
The sales lady has such a good attitude, and Chen Hai can't make things difficult for others, so he said, "Okay, are there any houses like this, Linhai?"
"Yes." The sales lady seemed very surprised and happy to see that Chen Hai did not make things difficult for her.
At this moment, the glass door in the hall was suddenly pushed open, and then a big man walked in with a charming woman in his arms.
The woman tangled around the burly man, and she was acting coquettish and laughing, and was charming and pleasing.
"Girl, the house will be yours soon." The burly man pinched the ball on the woman's chest and said lustfully.
The man was wearing Adida, with a gold necklace hanging around his neck and a Rolex in his hand. He could tell at a glance that he was a rich young man and a rich child.
"Oh, Mr. Huang, you are so bad. You are so powerless." The woman said slightly angrily with a slightly red cheek and a peach blossom face.
This made the young master Huang laugh, "Little girl, see if I go into the new house later and clean up you!"
"Where is the key?" Mr. Huang came over and asked the sales lady directly.
"Young Master here." The sales lady quickly gave him the key.
Mr. Huang handed the key to the woman in his arms.
The woman took the key with a happy expression, then kissed the Huang Shao’s face, and then said coquettishly, "There is a contract, Mr. Huang."
"Yes, there is also a real estate certificate?" Huang Shao asked the sales lady again.
"It's in this gentleman's hands." The sales lady pointed at Chen Hai, and then said to Chen Hai, "Mr. Liu, can you give me the contract now? I'll accompany you to see other houses later."
Chen Hai did not give her the contract, but looked at the Huang Shao and finally said, "Are you sure he booked this house before me?"
"What's the point of a bad guy? Just take the contract quickly." Young Master Huang glared at Chen Hai impatiently.
"I'm sorry, my name has been signed on the property certificate." Chen Hai said coldly, "You want it?"
If you want it, the name is mine and the house is mine, but you paid me the money.
Of course, Mr. Huang was not stupid. He glared at Chen Hai, "Are you playing tricks on me?"
"Mr. Huang, don't be impulsive. Since Mr. Liu has signed it, that's fine. Write another transfer contract and ask Mr. Liu to sign it and transfer it to you. The same is true." The sales lady saw that the atmosphere was wrong, and quickly came up with an idea.
"As long as Mr. Huang doesn't mind, it's nothing. Mr. Liu hasn't lived in a new house yet, so it's not a second-hand one." The sales lady added.
"I don't mind, I don't mind." Before Mr. Huang could speak, the woman in his arms nodded quickly, then pointed at Chen Hai with a lofty look and said to Chen Hai, "You, write a transfer contract and sign a
Give us a name."
"You just write it?"
"What do you want?" The woman was stunned for a moment, then sneered, then took out a few dozen or a hundred dollars from her bag and threw them to Chen Hai, "Don't you just want some compensation? They don't lack money, give it to Chen Hai.
you!"
Chen Hai did not accept the money, so the woman threw the money under Chen Hai's feet.
"Do you think I'm short of money?" Chen Hai asked back.
"I don't care whether you lack it or not, just take it!" Young Master Huang cursed.
At this moment, Chen Hai's phone suddenly rang.
"Sorry, answer the phone first." Chen Hai pointed to the phone, then patted the money in his hand, and then said, "This account will be settled later."
"No need to answer."
Who knew that at this moment, there was a man suddenly at the door.
It scared everyone.
After all, the door was closed just now, and a man wearing a silver mask stood there quietly.