Chapter 54 Going to hide from debts on New Year's Eve
Lu Bing hid in Tibet, fantasizing about escaping the New Year's Eve. The debt collector initiated the three relatives and six reasons, and the evil spirits surrounded him. Lu Bing shaved his head, put on a pair of big sunglasses with his rough face, opened his chest in the wind, and turned into a "white-eyed man" [Shanghai slang, referring to playboys, cynical and idle people like gangsters], and revealed his other side of his "viciousness" in front of the debt collector.
On the day of the Little New Year of the Lunar New Year, Lu Bing's wife Lin Xiaoshui went to the sports center and hurriedly stepped into a postal savings station. For this reason, Lu Binghui, who went to the deep mountains and forests to hide his debts, went to Lu Binghui to avoid debts.
Lu Bing got the life-saving money and used it to eat a steaming bowl of beef rice noodles in this remote town called Juezhou. Then he walked into a military retail store and bought a fake military coat on himself. Then he turned into a small supermarket and bought a stainless steel lunch box, instant noodles, ham sausage, toilet paper, batteries, candles, and other things to the vase bag on his shoulder.
"Hey, Lao Bi [in local dialect, it means the old man], how do you sell this comb? I want to buy one for my wife." Lu Bing grabbed a brown-black comb in his hand and threw it to Lao Bi with a leisurely look. In Lao Bi's opinion, he was the customer who came here for vacation, and seemed to be with his wife and other people.
"180 yuan per hand, boss." Deyuan stared at him, and used his cheating master's business.
After Deyuan was released from prison, there were no other relatives in Deyuan. Li Moran and Li Tiechui saw that he was lonely and pitiful, so he took him to Juezhou and the others to live. But this guy still couldn't change his old career of stealing fish. Taking advantage of Li Moran's opportunity to go out to sketch and paint, he touched Li Moran's wife "Jin Xiangyu" Xiaohui Xiaohui, and gave birth to a daughter Li Lan - later changed her name to Delan.
Deyuan opened a grocery store in Juezhou, relying on his mouth to fill the pockets and sleeping bags of gold and jade. "What you hold in your hand now is just a simple comb? No! It is a magical comb with hair combing, scraping, beauty, and infrared physiotherapy. It is made of pure natural yak horns and is polished through 128 processes. It is a good product for relatives and friends, and a wife and lover. It is better to bump into it than to buy it, and it is better to catch a coincidence than to go to the market. You came today, and it is not closed yet as soon as I am. If you are 30 seconds late, I will close the door for the New Year."
"Okay, you debt collector! I'll offer you a price and give you 120 yuan a handful." Lu Bing took out two banknotes and threw them to Deyuan. As a result, Deyuan found him 32 yuan and smiled with a smile on his face. "In the new year, I wish you to use this comb to reap career, love, and make a fortune all the way!"
Lu Bing kept silent, stuffed the comb into his bag, stared at Deyuan hard, and left without raising his head.
Lu Bing walked in a grand canyon at the foot of Juezhou in the roaring wind. After the college entrance examination, Lu Bing and Lin Xiaoshui "tracked the footsteps of their parents" through this Grand Canyon. The recesses of the Grand Canyon are as clear as mirrors, and the waves are surging. Lu Bing and Lin Xiaoshui's adolescence also rose and became a ridge of peaks. This Grand Canyon is called [Beauty Valley]. It is about 20 miles long from east to west. The cliffs on both sides are more than a hundred feet wide. The valley is like a winding jade belt. It is circulated among the people that once waded through the King of Break. In early spring, snow water floods in the Grand Canyon. In the deep winter, the Grand Canyon is filled with snow. Lu Bing travels his old place, his eyes wandering up the jade branches and leaves on both sides of the canyon. He wants to turn into ice in his mind. It feels so quiet that his floating and noisy soul comes here.
Lu Bing walked, walked, raised his head and strangled his feet, and suddenly felt the stars in the sky rolling. A Kunpeng broke off his wings and swooped towards him with a thunderclap that was too fast to cover his ears.
"ufo!" Lu Bing shouted, pulled back, and "thumped", and saw snowflakes splashing in front of him, trembling with grass and trees, and a groove appeared at the impact, which accommodated the monster lying firmly on it and moaned.
"Brother, are you a pilot? Where is your parachute? Why didn't your parachute be opened during the descent?" Lu Bing rushed towards him with his eyes, holding his neck and back, so that he maintained a posture and feeling of "looking up at the stars, unable to find the north".
"Yes, brother..." Li Xiang completed his journey to hell, tilted his mouth and stared at the stranger who helped him up, and struggled to smile like a stroke patient. "My name is Li Xiang, I am a pilot from the Guangzhou Military Region and like extreme sports. When I jumped off the cliff just now, I forgot to carry a parachute."
"Brother, you are so cool! Do you know how the Japanese aviation army died? They were scared to death by your heroic act of jumping off the cliff!" Lu Bing cleaned up the snow dust that fell on Li Xiang's body, while praiseing Li Xiang's surprise actions.
"Brother, what day is today? When is it? Why is it so bright outside?" Li Xiang rubbed his butt that was broken into eight petals, took a few deep breaths, raised his hands and rubbed them on top of his head, trying to rub the soul that had fallen into pieces, forming a small sphere with fluorescent light, and tried his best to stuff it into his skull cavity. However, his skull cavity refused to accept the out-of-position soul. In desperation, seeing Lu Bing stroking his head, he had to temporarily store the floating soul in the other party's body.