Chapter 56: The Beauty and the Dog Held a Wedding and Obtained a Superior Spirit
"Ghost kid?"
"Ghost kid!"
"I'm not afraid!" Lu Bing patted Li Xiang on the shoulder; "When I was a child, I wanted to be the dean of a kindergarten. After I graduated from college, I actually became the dean of a kindergarten!
So I fell in love with this place because these children who died in infancy are so pitiful. They have no one to sleep with them, eat with them, play with them, or study with them. I came here to be the director of their kindergarten.
Sleep with them, eat with them, play with them, and study with them.”
"Your idea is so absurd, it makes people feel like you are a medieval monk!" Li Xiang looked back and forth at Lu Bing. His face, like a round shield in the Ming army, was flying on horseback, under the beauty's finger.
It slides between the seams, either cold or hard, giving people a handsome and cool feeling.
"Hey, brother, you and I look really alike, especially the nose and ears!" Lu Bing's lips curled up, and with his right hand he touched his bald head that glowed with the light of the snowy land, and showed it to Li Xiang
A rare smile.
"It's incredible, brother!" Li Xiang grinned and asked happily, "I really look a lot like you. It can be said that I look very much like you! What does it say to me that I look so much like you?
What are the benefits?”
"Winning the companionship of brothers, winning the love of beauties!" Lu Bing thought for a while and said, "Ours is a purebred husky pet dog type, good luck! Women bathe it, walk with it on the street, it's hungry.
We feed it milk every time, put it in our arms when it's cold, and tuck it into bed when it's sleepy. We stay with women day and night, inseparable. We are women's second boyfriends, and we are women's intimate lovers.
!”
Lu Bing continued, "I have a confidante who works in the film and television industry, called Xian Ling Gu Bao. She has been subjected to hidden rules and sexual harassment from social elites and industry insiders many times, and has been jealous and ostracized by women in the industry. She has
A husky dog, as beautiful as a snow leopard. One day, on a whim, she dressed up and got married with the dog in the church. The men who had teased her in the past could only stand aside and watch her and the dog.
She held a wedding and stared at her dog husband with eager eyes. After her wedding with the dog, she became famous and her net worth doubled. She suddenly went from a second- and third-rate actor to a first-rate and first-rate actor, and her salary increased from 5,000 yuan a month before.
The price has risen to 5,000 yuan an hour.”
"Yes, I also want to be a husky rider. Listening to what you said, I also want to meet your confidante who holds a wedding ceremony with a dog." Li Xiang pondered for a moment and asked, "Today is the 24th of the twelfth lunar month.
, it will be New Year’s Eve in a few days, why did you come here? Why don’t you celebrate the New Year with your family? "
"You're hiding from debt!" Lu Bing answered as he walked in, as if he had returned to his own home. "Who is willing to run out during the Chinese New Year? Brother, it's so lonely to go out alone to celebrate the New Year! Yes, I bumped into him this year.
This unlucky guy like me, you must accompany me to celebrate the New Year and have a New Year's Eve dinner with me. Look, this is my home. There are stoves, charcoal, grain, and frozen meat in this cave. You can help me get out of here later.
We brought a basin of snow outside and pulled a few handfuls of dead grass from under the snow. The two of us lit the stove, cooked the meat, each drank a bottle of Erguotou, and celebrated the New Year happily."
"I still have something to do, brother! I jumped off the cliff just now and knocked out my stomach. I still haven't held it in yet! I have to go to the hospital later." It's not appropriate to stay here for a long time.
Li Xiang was afraid that his whereabouts would be discovered, so he walked straight into the cave. He found that the cave was closed, more than ten meters deep and about four or five meters in diameter. There were some murals carved on the walls of the cave. The content of the murals can be used [
The heart is as simple as it is simple. It can be described in one sentence.
After a while, Li Xiang held a basin of snow in both hands and a bunch of withered grass under his right arm, and reluctantly returned to the cave. If Lu Bing hadn't taken away Li Xiang's ID card and graduation certificate, Li Xiang would have slipped away to Juezhou by now.
The town’s polder was ready to rent a car and flee.
Obviously, Lu Bing had doubts about the true identity of Li Xiang, the "extraterrestrial visitor" who landed unscathed in the sky. On the one hand, in order to find out Li Xiang's background. On the other hand, in order to prevent Li Xiang from escaping and leaking out of the cave.
Lu Bing withheld Li Xiang's ID card and graduation certificate as a threat.
"Oh, brother, I found out that you are not a soldier or a pilot!" Lu Bing put Li Xiang's ID card into his coat pocket, lay on the ground with his butt in the air, and raised his mouth to a flickering coal
The stove supplied air and the coal stove turned on. Lu Bing sat on the ground to catch his breath; "If I'm not mistaken, you are a college student. Tell me, why did you jump off the cliff?!"
"I...I..." Li Xiang felt hot all over, as if a crab had fallen into a frying pan; "Brother, I am a college student. After graduating from college, I have not found a job. In order to help the petitioners defend their rights, I was intercepted by the interviewer.
I was put in a black jail. My ID card was invalidated by the interceptors, and my graduation certificate and lawyer's qualification certificate were also stamped with the chrome stamp of "Petitioner". In desperation, I had no choice but to return to my hometown to find a job.
Less than half a month after returning home, my father slipped and fell on a cliff. I asked someone to borrow money, and ended up falling into a trap of wealth and sex... I broke up a man's family and messed up a girl's heart.
I maimed a young woman's face and ended up with a stupid debt of 200,000 yuan. People like me would be assholes if they didn't jump off a cliff!"
"You left a stupid debt of 200,000 yuan, jumped off a cliff, ended your life, and disgraced your ancestors! Brother, I am a bastard than you! Not to mention the foreign debt of more than 2 million yuan, you also owe 3
I have lost my child's life, hiding here and there all day long, living in an ignoble way, causing my family and girlfriend to suffer hardship, poverty, and fear. It is so shameless and shameless for people like me not to jump off a cliff!" Lu Bing twisted away.
Half of a bottle of high-strength wine was poured down his neck. Along with the spicy taste, came his painful memories...