Q197 The magical old Taoist asks for a monthly ticket
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The Taoist robe he wore was not much better. Not only was it very old, but there were two holes on the back of his butt. His hands looked like chicken feet, black and dirty, and the long nails were stuffed with black.
Dirt. When Xu Jie saw it, he thought he was a lunatic!
Xu Jie has a good eye. He was really nothing to do. When he looked around from the township government, he saw the roof of this Taoist temple. Because the Taoist temple is different from ordinary houses, he became curious after seeing it.
I came to take a look, but as soon as I walked into the dilapidated gate, I saw the old Taoist priest sitting on a stone in the yard while basking in the sun while gnawing on the chicken legs. I saw him holding a wine bottle in his left hand and a chicken legs in his right hand.
I took a bite of the chicken leg and drank a sip of wine, and I looked leisurely and enjoyed it very much.
When Xu Jie saw that the Taoist priest was so dirty and he ate chicken legs, he probably stole it from where he went. He felt disgusted and turned around and left.
But as soon as he turned around, the Taoist priest said, "Hey, little kid, come and have a drink with me."
Xu Jie turned around and frowned and asked, "Are you calling me?"
The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said, "You are the only little baby here. Who did you call you?"
Xu Jie looked at the old Taoist priest and said without even moving: "I can't drink, drink it slowly, I'll leave first."
The old Taoist priest said angrily: "You baby, I am kind enough to invite you to drink, but I dare not give you face. Are you looking for a blow?"
Xu Jie was stunned, widened his eyes and exclaimed, "Looking for sucking? This word doesn't seem to be what the Taoist priest should say, where did you learn it?"
The old Taoist priest said even more astonishingly: "Damn, why can't Taoist priests say it? Are they not Taoist priests human?"
Xu Jie was immediately amused and laughed: "Hahaha, my god, you old Taoist priest is really not simple, you can even rely on your own, I admire you."
The old Taoist priest took the opportunity to say, "I admire you but I can't come and have a drink with me?"
Xu Jie walked over speechlessly, intending to make a few jokes with him and leave. He looked at the Taoist priest's eyes and wanted to talk, but he saw something that surprised him from the Taoist's drunken eyes!
He thought about it carefully for a while, changed his disgust, walked to the Taoist priest and looked at his wine bottle and chicken legs and said, "How can you drink this wine bottle? You have drunk this wine bottle, I won't eat your saliva
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As soon as he finished speaking, the old Taoist priest reached out and touched it back. When his hand returned to the front, a bottle of white wine appeared in front of Xu Jie. Then he touched it back again, and a piece of thing wrapped in oil paper was again
He took it out and said, "Is it okay now? I'm picky about it when I invite you to drink. Humph, you just think I'm dirty!"
Xu Jie was overjoyed, and quickly took the bottle and opened the cap, tilted his neck and took a sip. After swallowing it, he felt that the sip of wine turned into a ball of fire. He burned his stomach all the way, and was so shocked that he stared at the old Taoist priest and shouted:
Damn, are you drinking? It's alcohol at all!"
"Hahahaha," the old Taoist priest laughed and said, "The little baby has never seen the world. This is the authentic 65-degree Erguotou. Only such wine is satisfying, what do you know?"
Xu Jie took off the oil paper and exclaimed again, "Damn, it's so fragrant roast chicken." As he said that, he pulled off a chicken wing and started to chew it. He suddenly felt that the chicken melted in his mouth and tasted very delicious. He couldn't help but praise him loudly: "
It's so delicious, why is it so delicious? I've never eaten such delicious chicken before."
The old Taoist priest said with contempt: "Tsk, how old are you? There are so many delicious foods in the world."
The deliciousness of roast chicken attracted Xu Jie. He didn't care about being polite. He picked up the wine bottle and touched the old Taoist priest and took another bite. Then he sighed, and with force on his hand, he tore off half of the chicken and took a bite.
He widened his eyes even more: "**, there is not even a bone, what's going on?"
The old Taoist priest looked at his cute appearance and smiled: "Haha, it's not that there are no bones, but that all the bones have softened. You can't feel it when you eat it in your mouth."
After hearing this, Xu Jie immediately lowered his head and looked carefully. Sure enough, he saw that there were bones, but it had indeed become soft. He hurriedly said, "Old Taoist, did you make this chicken?"
The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said nothing. Xu Jie was about to call him another Taoist, but suddenly he felt impolite and said, "Master, did you make this chicken?"
The old Taoist priest immediately said awesomely: "Of course I made it. Do you think that besides me, there is anyone else who can make such delicious chicken? Humph!"
Xu Jie looked at the old Taoist priest with admiration and said, "Can the master teach me how to do it?"
The old Taoist priest took a sip of wine and said, "It depends on your sincerity."
Xu Jie looked at the old Taoist priest with little understanding: "Sincerity, what sincerity? Oh... I understand. I will buy two chickens tomorrow and add two bottles of wine to bring them. Is this sincere enough? Hehehe?"
The old Taoist priest shook his head: "Not enough"
Xu Jie said in surprise: "What should I do to do? Do you think I buy you chickens and wine every day?"
The old Taoist priest smiled sinisterly and said, "Hehehe, this is what you said, I didn't say it."
Xu Jie looked at the dirty and vulgar old Taoist priest for a while, and then sighed: "Master, you are so greedy. How can my salary be enough for you to eat like this?"
The old Taoist priest said contemptuously: "Don't pretend to be a baby, I know you are a rich man. Also, there is no need to sell this 65-degree Erguotou here, not even the county town. You have to go to Xinhai to sell it.
Do you understand? Hehehe"
Xu Jie was extremely shocked: "How do you know that I am a rich man?"
The old Taoist priest said mysteriously: "I don't only know that you are a rich man, but also the top leader of the Leprosy Township Government. It's a surprise to me that you can be such a big official at a young age."
Xu Jie glared at the old Taoist priest for a while, took another sip of wine and said, "Are you a god?"
The old Taoist priest said proudly: "I dare not be a god, but I tell you that if you serve your master, I will benefit you."
Xu Jie thought about it, then took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, took out a piece of tissue, wiped his hands, then took out his cell phone and called out, and after answering, he said, "Roumei, you go to the supermarket this weekend to buy four boxes of 65-degree Erguotou.
I'll go back to the county town to pick you up."
Xiao Roumei was both happy and puzzled: "Okay, but why do you have to count the wine at such a high level? Do you know that drinking too much will hurt your body? You can't drink too much? You can't drink too much."
Xu Jie smiled and said, "Haha, I gave it to someone. Don't worry, I won't drink much."
Xiao Roumei said: "Well, you'll think like this, I'll go on Friday."
Xu Jie hung up the phone and said to the old Taoist priest: "I will give you four boxes on Friday, isn't it enough?"
The old Taoist priest smiled happily and said, "The doll is good, but it's not enough to have wine alone. A chicken every day is also a must."
Xu Jie was stunned: "Master, you are a weasel, so how many chickens are you going to eat before teaching me?"
As soon as the old Taoist priest moved his hand, Xu Jieqi quickly flashed to the side and smiled thornyly. The old Taoist priest took half of the chicken in his hand and started to chew it. Then Xu Jie sighed: "Damn, I'm fooled."
Xu Jie walked back to see the old Taoist priest and asked, "Master, what is your name for Taoism?"
The old Taoist priest swallowed the chicken and said, "I have no cliffs."
Xu Jie smiled and said, "Haha, your image is so good that it doesn't match at all."
Wuyazi laughed instead of anger: "Haha, I think so too."
After making a few jokes, Wuyazi suddenly asked, "Does, do you have any ideas as the top leader of the leprosy town?"
Xu Jie looked at Wuyazi with some surprise and asked, "Master, why are you asking about this? You are a person outside the world, how could you care about such mundane things?"
After Wuyazi finished eating, he wiped his greasy hands on the worn Taoist robe, then wiped his mouth with his dirty sleeves and said, "Since you are called Master Dao, can't you care about it?"
Xu Jie's original laughing expression became a little heavy: "Everyone wants to make achievements for the official side, and I am no exception. However, the Leprosy Township is located in a remote place with inconvenient transportation, and there is no place worth developing.
How easy is it to build the economy without any advantages?”
Wuyazi nodded and said, "Well, Leprosy Township does not have any advantages. Although it is isolated from the world in the mountains, it does not have rare specialties or particularly beautiful scenery. It is indeed impossible to do a good job in economic development."
Xu Jie sighed and said, "That's right, I've read the previous information. Several exes wanted to find a way to lead the leprosy town to become rich, but they all ended up fruitlessly. In addition, leprosy
Some strange things in the village cannot be solved, and they all failed one by one and fell to the point of asking me, the baby secretary, to suffer."
Wuyazi looked at Xu Jie and studied for a while and suddenly said, "Doll, you should say what you think to your master. Haven't you found a breakthrough?"
Xu Jie looked at Wuyazi in surprise and asked, "Do you know again?"
Wuyazi said disdainfully: "Tsk, let me be honest, since you came to Leprosy Township, I have paid attention to you. Although you look like a playful little doll, you are still thinking hard in your heart.
Is this a good idea, you can't hide it from me."
Xu Jie asked excitedly: "It seems that Master, you are a person with a heart. What I don't understand is, why do you pay attention to me?"
Wu Yazi touched the white beard with a short chin and said, "I have lived in seclusion here for decades. Although I am a foreigner, I don't count on seeing the people here starving, but I still often suffer from it.
The various exploits of officials are always unsightly. I really hope that someone who really wants to do something will take charge of the overall situation and lead the people here to get rich and live a good life. Unfortunately, the officials who came before were not really doing practical things.
When I came here, I found the hardships and ran away soon, which disappointed me very much. I waited until the baby came. After careful observation, I found that you were the person I wanted to find."