The leader hurried back to the Jade Kingdom with several carts of potatoes, "Report to Your Highness, we succeeded, and all the potatoes were brought back."
Xiao Chengyun's hearty laughter soon came from the room, "Okay! Okay! Okay!"
Xiao Chengyun just felt that he had pulled a win, and his heart was filled with joy.
His eyes fell on Feng Wei, "Feng Qing, what do you think?"
Xiao Chengyun has actually been feeling these days that Feng Wei doesn't think much of him. After losing the last war, he even had a bit of contempt for himself. This made Xiao Chengyun feel very unhappy. Now he has this
A pile of potatoes, I couldn't wait to save my face in front of Feng Wei.
He wanted him to know how wrong he was before!
However, to his surprise, Feng Wei did not praise her or change his attitude.
"This journey seems to be a little too smooth. Your Highness should be careful to see if there is any fraud."
However, Xiao Chengyun was in high spirits, so if he could hear anything, he felt that this old man was deliberately targeting him.
He snorted coldly and said: "Feng Qing, it's not that this palace is talking about you. You are probably old and always suspicious. How can there be any deception in this?"
"It's not obvious. Thanks to the spies we sent there, we have been short of food during this period. Now that we have food, the soldiers no longer have to worry about going hungry!"
Xiao Chengyun was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. He waved his hand and said, "Half of the potatoes will be eaten by the soldiers, and the other half will be planted!"
The potatoes were distributed, and the soldiers below were overjoyed.
"Thanks to His Highness, Your Highness can use his troops like a god. The soldiers can fill their bellies and have strength to fight on the battlefield. By then, they will be able to defeat the Xiao thief steadily!"
Xiao Chengyun was so flattered that he had a proud smile on his face, "That's natural."
So a group of people happily cooked all the potatoes. Before stealing the potatoes, they also secretly inquired about how to cook the potatoes. There are many ways to cook the potatoes, but when fighting in the military camp, what matters is efficiency. Simply wash them and then boil them.
Cooked, obviously more efficient.
After the potatoes were cooked, they were distributed. The soldiers in the military camp held the potatoes and ate them. Xiao Chengyun also tasted a few. When he took a bite, he was stunned.
No wonder people in Huizhou grow this stuff. One bite of this potato leaves a fragrant aroma on your lips and teeth. Even if you eat it alone without adding other seasonings, it is still delicious.
If you add some chili powder and sprinkle it on top, it will be delicious!
Xiao Chengyun felt lucky again in his heart. Fortunately, he was very clever and sent someone to steal all the potatoes.
The soldiers had eaten enough food and their morale had soared. Xiao Chengyun waved his hand and planned to strike while the iron was hot and attack Huizhou directly!
Little did they know that Xiao Ling had been waiting for a long time.
The two armies soon faced each other. At first, the battle was evenly divided, but soon problems gradually emerged, and the expressions of many people in the army led by Xiao Chengyun began to change.
At first, there were only one or two, and it was not obvious, until more and more people came behind, and it was obvious that they were unable to fight, and they frequently covered their stomachs with their hands, looking in pain.
Xiao Chengyun's face changed drastically when he saw this, "What are you doing? Why don't you hurry up and fight! Anyone who escapes will be beheaded!"
Under Xiao Chengyun's pressure, these soldiers still suppressed their physical discomfort and continued to attack. They twisted and twisted their bodies one by one, and struggled to move forward to fight. Their movements were extremely strange.
But after persisting for a while, it still didn't work.
Because...the sound of farts began to sound one after another on the battlefield.
Just as it stopped here, it started ringing again there.
The soldiers on Xiao Ling's side didn't know the truth yet, but their eyes were weird. The Jade Army didn't know what was going on today. They all covered their stomachs and started farting collectively. Are they trying to kill them with the stench?
Thinking like this, they suddenly felt unhappy. They would kill these Jade soldiers one by one when they caught them.
These people were obviously unwell, and were weak and powerless when fighting.
While they were beating, they couldn't help but moan and groan.
"No, it can't be done. If you keep beating me, I'm going to poop my pants."
"Me, me, me too, I just can't bear it anymore, it's too uncomfortable."
Maybe you can imagine? As they ran forward to fight Xiao Ling's army, they couldn't help but fart every time they took a step. The most important thing is that they had to hold back their urge to shit and not let themselves go.
So much diarrhea in the stomach.
No matter what, they are still men on the grassland. This kind of thing is simply more uncomfortable than a knife on him.
Xiao Chengyun looked at his army retreating steadily, his face became increasingly ugly, he frowned, and was about to speak, but then he felt a sudden surge in his abdomen, and his whole face changed.
He secretly thought it was wrong, took a deep breath, and tried his best to suppress the majestic and uncontrollable desire to urinate in his body.
He ate more potatoes than other soldiers, and his discomfort was not only caused by diarrhea, but even his breathing was somewhat difficult.
Xiao Chengyun's face turned pale, beads of sweat gradually appeared on his forehead, and he slowly squatted down, feeling that his body was fighting with the last trace of his sanity.
At the same time, his brain was telling himself - no, no, he is the prince of the Jade Kingdom, and he cannot fart in public, let alone... absolutely not!
On the other hand, the body is constantly shouting - don't restrain yourself, just vent it out boldly. This is just human instinct.
For a time, heaven and man were at war.
Looking below, Xiao Chengyun's soldiers basically had nothing to fight, and they were all holding their stomachs and groaning in pain.
Xiao Chengyun gritted his teeth and said: "Retreat!"
Xiao Chengyun and his party withdrew in disgrace, looking even worse than last time. Only a small group of reserve troops were left to fight back.
The rear of the Jade Kingdom's military camp soon became chaotic. Xiao Chengyun was okay. He was the prince and had a private toilet, but the soldiers were not so good. There were only limited toilets in the military camp, and quarrels continued for a while.
"You little red guy, why don't you hurry up?"
"How long have you been in here? Come out quickly and let your grandpa and I go in!"
"Your poop stinks, get out of here!"
Some couldn't hold it in anymore and didn't care so much, so they just solved it in the wild.
In less than an hour, the Jade Kingdom's military camp became filled with stench.
In addition to the soldiers who continued to suffer from diarrhea, some soldiers also lost their lives due to this, but these were still a minority.
Xiao Chengyun walked out of the toilet with a pale face, holding on to the wall.
He clenched his fists and looked angry.
Only then did he realize that he had fallen into Xiao Ling's trap! I'm afraid that villain Xiao Ling had planned it a long time ago and poisoned the potatoes, just waiting for them to steal the food!
Smelling the stench of the military camp everywhere, Xiao Chengyun almost wanted to kill someone.
In this battle, not only did they lose land, but they also lost all their face! I am afraid that if someone mentions his name Xiao Chengyun again in the future, the first thing that comes to mind is that the army he led suffered from diarrhea on the battlefield.
It’s so embarrassing to be thrown into grandma’s house!