Xiao Ling put down her steps and walked in, and heard Yuan Dai's heartfelt words.
[—Xiao Ling is clearly a playboy! 】
【—Anyone who likes Xiao Ling will become unfortunate! 】
Xiao Ling was paused as he walked in the door. He didn't know what was going on. He became a philandering carrot again in Yuan Dai's place.
Will he also make people unhappy?
He stepped in. Because Xiao Ling didn't let anyone inform him, Yuan Dai was unaware of his arrival.
She was still muttering in her mouth, insulting Xiao Ling, "Dog Emperor, Dog Emperor, Dog Emperor."
"When I leave the palace, my aunt, I will write a storybook every day and try my best to discredit you!"
"When the time comes, I will write that the Dog Emperor is gay and will use his privileges as an emperor to humiliate the eunuchs in the palace!"
Hearing this, Xiao Ling's face instantly darkened. Did he write a storybook to smear him? Did he also humiliate the eunuchs in the palace?
She is so capable!
Yuan Dai was cursing when suddenly a faint voice sounded from behind her, "What is my concubine doing talking to herself alone?"
Xiao Ling's voice suddenly sounded, and Yuan Dai jumped up in fright.
She took several steps back, facing Xiao Ling's realization, with fear in her eyes.
[No, maybe the Dog Emperor has heard everything?]
[If you really hear me, I will Barbie Q]
She glanced at Xiao Ling and cautiously asked: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, when did you come?"
Xiao Ling's face was expressionless, and Yuan Dai couldn't see anything. She only heard him say in a normal tone: "I've been here for a while."
Yuan Dai suddenly became even more frightened. She carefully recalled the words she had just scolded Xiao Ling. It seemed that every one of them was a serious crime that could be beheaded.
She swallowed, took a deep breath, and finally summoned up the courage to say: "Then... did the emperor hear what my concubine just said?"
Xiao Ling finally showed mercy and let her go, "I didn't hear you clearly, I only heard you talking to yourself."
After saying that, he glanced at Yuan Dai again and said meaningfully: "My beloved concubine is so worried. Could it be that she has done something wrong?"
When Xiao Ling said she didn't hear what she said, Yuan Dai patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.
[Is the Dog Emperor a ghost? Why does he make no sound when walking]
[Sure enough, you still can’t speak ill of people behind their backs, so the Dog Emperor appeared the next second after saying that]
[Next time, I’ll continue to complain in my heart]
Xiao Ling:......
What Xiao Ling wanted to tell her was that it was better to complain in a low voice than to complain in your heart. After all, if the voice was too low, he might not be able to hear clearly, but he could clearly hear what was being complained in his heart.
Why is my beloved concubine so scared? Could it be that she has done something wrong?
[What's wrong with you? I'm telling the truth. What's wrong with you? 】
Naturally, Yuan Dai would not admit it. She looked at Xiao Ling and said seriously: "This is because the emperor mistakenly blames his concubine."
Xiao Ling raised her eyebrows, "Oh? Really?"
"Then my beloved concubine was talking to herself just now..."
He wanted to see what fancy excuses Yuan Dai could make up to cover herself up.
"To be honest, I was just reciting the incantation."
The corner of Xiao Ling's mouth twitched, "Recite a spell?"
Yuan Dai nodded heavily, "Yes, I am just reciting a curse. The emperor treated me so well, so I have been thinking about how to repay the emperor. I was born in a poor family, and there is nothing special that I can do.
Nothing but a sincere heart towards the Emperor!"
"So I went to ask for fame, learned this spell, and prayed for the emperor's safety and success."
"I just said to myself that I was praying for you, Your Majesty. But Your Majesty, you said that I have done something wrong! This really makes me feel heartbroken!"
As she spoke, Yuan Dai beat her chest and stamped her feet, as if she was extremely sad.
Xiao Ling:…….
Unexpectedly, she actually came around.
If he hadn't heard what she said and heard her thoughts just now, he would have been fooled by her.
"I accept your concubine's wishes, but the agreement between me and my concubine cannot be annulled."
Agreement?
Is it the agreement that she will work as a cow and a horse for Xiao Ling?
Yuan Dai felt resentful in her heart, but she had to lower her head under the eaves. She withdrew a smile and said, "May I ask what kind of service your Majesty needs from this concubine?"
Xiao Ling thought for a while. In fact, he wanted to eat the dishes cooked by Yuan Dai. He had wanted to eat them for a long time. He didn't think it was anything before, but after Yuan Dai left, he realized how unique these things were. Apart from Yuan Dai, no one else
No one can make these weird and delicious things anymore.
But in the current situation, Yuan Dai is definitely not willing to cook something for him. Even if it is the reason, she will not reveal it in order to prevent him from discovering her identity.
Therefore, Xiao Ling had no choice but to suppress this idea and made another request, "I'm tired of dealing with official duties, so you can pat my shoulders for me."
Yuan Dai was a little surprised. She thought that the Dog Emperor would torture her violently, but she didn't expect that he would just hit her on the shoulder, which she could do.
Yuan Dai turned around and walked behind Xiao Ling, raised her fist, and hit it with a "bang bang bang" sound.
There was such a sudden movement that even Xiao Ling couldn't help but let out a muffled groan. His face was stiff and he said, "Sir, I'm asking you to beat your back. It's not murder."
Yuan Dai covered her mouth and made an apologetic look, "I'm really sorry, Your Majesty, I'm a concubine who can hit me whenever I can. When I have nothing to do, I have to kill pigs for my family, so I may not be able to control my hands."
The strength."
"But... the emperor is also a man who marches and fights, how come... he can't even withstand the strength of a little girl like me?"
Yuan Dai has already said this, what else can he say? If he continues to say it, he is too weak and cannot even withstand the strength of a "little girl" like her.
Xiao Ling was a very face-conscious person, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and let Yuan Dai hit him.
Yuan Dai's fists fell like raindrops on Xiao Ling's back, hitting her flesh. She hit him fast and hard, and the more she hit, the happier her heart felt, as if all the pent-up energy she had been feeling these days had been beaten out.
In the end, Fu Rui couldn't stand it any longer and came out to stop Yuan Dai, "Mom, this massage should be enough. The rest... we can continue tomorrow."
This Sigui man didn't look like he was giving the emperor a back slap, but rather like he was looking for revenge on the emperor. His fists were beating loudly with one or two fists.
He felt frightened as he watched.
When Yuan Dai heard Furui's words, she stopped her hand, "Okay, that's it for today's massage. Your Majesty, you can call me if you need anything next time. I am willing to serve you at any time."
oh."
Xiao Ling:…….I won’t need to help you next time……
Xiao Ling felt a burning pain in his back, and he immediately regretted his decision to let Yuan Dai massage him. With Yuan Dai's few punches just now, he felt like his internal organs were about to be hammered out.
However, looking at Yuan Dai's face becoming more relaxed, I knew that her anger should have dissipated a bit. If this allowed her to vent her anger, it would be a good idea.