The next morning, Yuan Dai opened her eyes, stretched out her limbs comfortably, and suddenly poked something hard.
She subconsciously poked it hard, but it didn't seem that hard. It would still dent if she poked it hard.
What is this?
Yuan Dai couldn't help but guess.
Then, she seemed to suddenly remember something, her whole body trembled, and she sat up from the bed. She looked at the "thing" she had just poked with a horrified expression.
Then she saw Xiao Ling's interested face, and before Yuan Dai could say anything, Xiao Ling's lazy tone sounded, with the slightest hint of hoarseness as if she had just woken up.
"What are you doing, concubine?"
Yuan Dai thought back to the texture of the skin she just touched. It looked like... breasts?
Her eyes blinked wildly for a moment, and then she started to pretend to be stupid, "Ah? Did I just touch something?"
"No."
Having said this, he smiled at Xiao Ling and began to brainwash him while he was awake, "Your Majesty, you must have just woken up and did not distinguish between dreams and reality, and then you misunderstood."
Xiao Ling's ability to confuse right and wrong once again made Xiao Ling sincerely admire her.
Xiao Ling nodded, "It should be like this, after all, the dream I just had..."
Xiao Ling stopped abruptly in the middle of what he said, and looked at Yuan Dai up and down, his eyes leaving room for unlimited imagination.
Yuan Dai suddenly felt bad.
[What did the Dog Emperor mean by what he said just now? He must have been dreaming about me, right? He was still treating me in his dream...]
【Why is he so wretched!】
"May I ask what dream the emperor had just now?"
Xiao Ling on the side had already put on half of her clothes, and looked like her usual dog-like self again.
Xiao Ling stopped for a moment while dressing.
Human-like and dog-like?
Although the wording was a bit ugly, at least it was a compliment about his good looks, so he reluctantly took it as a compliment.
Xiao Ling put on her clothes and turned to look at Yuan Dai, "It is inconvenient to reveal this kind of thing to my beloved concubine."
After saying that, Xiao Ling turned around and went to court, leaving Yuandai alone to go crazy.
Yuan Dai once again made a serious note for Xiao Ling in her little notebook.
Friday, the weather is fine: The dog emperor has a sexual demon attack and sexually assaults the poor innocent girl in her dream. The girl is physically and mentally tortured. Please God has eyes to punish the dog emperor. Amen (crossed out) Buddha bless you.
When Yuan Dai was writing furiously, Qiushi also walked in.
Seeing Yuan Dai writing something early in the morning, she couldn't help but go over and take a look, and couldn't help but wonder: "Mother, what is this?"
Yuan Dai chewed the end of her pen, wondering if there was any more vicious curse, and replied to Qiushi, "This is your mother's and my grudge book."
Grudge book? Qiushi has heard of accounting books and notepads, but this is the first time she has heard of this grudge book.
Qiushi took a curious look forward and saw that the "Grudge Book" was filled with dense words.
From Xiao Ling to street vendors, everything was recorded in Yuan Dai's notebook.
There are also various curses.
Why do you poop without paper, give birth without a butthole, eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, go to the toilet and fall into the cesspit, and get assassinated while walking.
Of course, the name that appears the most among them is of course Xiao Ling's name. No, to be precise, it is basically Xiao Ling's name, and occasionally two other people will appear.
Seeing this, Qiushi couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.
After she finished, she quickly said: "Your Majesty, you are no better than before. Before, you had General Yuan and your identity as a back-up. Now, not only can your identity not be discovered, you are still just a little nobleman. If you are discovered by someone with intentions, take it to the emperor."
, let’s finish Danling!”
Yuan Dai thought about it and felt that Qiushi was right, but it was not easy for her to remember the grudge for such a long time. She couldn't just let it go before avenging it, right?
After thinking for a while, Yuan Dai clapped her hands and said, "Yes!"
"I translated all the words above into English, wouldn't Xiao Ling not be able to understand it? Hahahaha I'm so smart."
"What is English...?"
"It's also the same language, but it's from another country. It's probably thousands of miles away from us."
Based on the level of transportation development in ancient times, no matter what Xiao Ling did, he would not be able to understand the language of another hemisphere.
With that said, Yuan Dai started to take action.
She copied about half of the grudge book, and then a servant came over to inform her that Mr. Jiang invited her to go to the hot springs with him.
At that time, Yuan Dai's hands became sore while translating, so she casually filled in another crime for Xiao Ling.
I can’t live in a beach house!
After hearing the report from the person below, Yuan Dai rubbed her wrist and couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
Does this little gingerbread man have any evil intentions?
But she was naturally not afraid, "It's okay to soak in the hot springs, but ask Guiren Jiang, who will pay for it?"
Although there is a hot spring in the palace, according to her and Jiang Su's status, it is not natural that they can take a bath if they want to.
It requires a lot of money.
Yuan Dai used to have sex every day, but now she definitely has no chance, but when Jiang Su came to see her like this, she suddenly felt a little excited again.
After all, the hot springs are really comfortable to soak in, and the skin on your body will be smooth and tender all day long.
The servant couldn't help but hesitate, obviously he didn't expect the question asked by this noble man to be like this.
However, the nobles obviously did not have the right to question what they were doing, so they turned around and immediately went down to deliver the news about Yuan Dai.
The news soon reached Jiang Guiren's ears. When Jiang Su heard it, she almost broke her teeth.
She had given her a lot of money before giving her advice, but in the end she was deceived and climbed into the emperor's bed.
Now even for a hot spring bath, she has to pay for it. Is she so poor?!
Seeing Jiang Su's furious look, the maid on the side quickly comforted her: "Don't be angry, Madam. There's no point in getting angry for this kind of person. This noble lady is poor, so she is naturally short-sighted and caressing about petty gains. The Emperor will definitely not do it."
I like women who are greedy for money."
"The more she behaves like this, the more you, my concubine, must highlight your magnanimity and uniqueness."
"What's more, your appearance is very good. Even the former queen may not be able to compare with you. What's more, this ugly girl, the emperor is just used to eating big fish and meat, so he occasionally has some
It’s just fresh.”
Jiang Su suddenly felt happy after hearing the words of her personal maid.
Also, she and Sizhang Fu are not on the same level at all. Do they really need to worry about such a small thing?
Sizhang's family is poor, but her family is very rich.