Furui on the side couldn't help but stepped forward and whispered: "Sigui, the emperor doesn't like sweets."
Fortunately, he thought Sigui was smart yesterday, but he never thought that he would start to act foolishly today and actually record the things he said yesterday that the emperor disliked as things he likes.
Little did they know, all of this was done deliberately by Yuan Dai.
Fu Rui reminded her in her ear, and Yuan Dai immediately covered her mouth and said with a shocked look on her face: "Your Majesty, I deserve death! I accidentally remembered the emperor's preferences incorrectly, and I asked the emperor to punish me.
Bar!"
Xiao Ling turned her head and glanced at Yuan Dai. She lowered her head and looked panicked. However, according to Xiao Ling's understanding of Yuan Dai, the corners of her mouth could not help but twitch at this time. She probably couldn't hold back her heart.
So happy and smiling.
Thinking of this, Xiao Ling couldn't help but let out a cold snort from his nose.
Oh.
Want him to punish her? Ignore her?
He just didn't want her to have her way?
Xiao Ling picked up a piece of peach blossom cake in front of Yuan Dai, slowly put it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and then swallowed it.
"It's okay. I appreciate your concubine's kindness. I didn't like sweets before, but I quite like them now."
【.....What's going on?】
[The problem is that this is not a dessert, it is a sweet treat. I almost died when I ate it.]
[Or is it that my sweet-scented osmanthus cake was secretly stolen? 】
Yuan Dai didn't believe in evil, so she picked up a piece of osmanthus cake and put it in her mouth.
After taking a bite, the sweet and greasy taste came up instantly, so sweet that it made her teeth hurt. She quickly spit it out, grabbed the teapot next to it, opened the lid and drank a lot.
stand up.
Fury on the side was simply shocked.
This, how could Sigui's words and deeds be so rude! How could any empress pick up the teapot and pour it directly into her mouth? Even a village woman in the market would probably not be able to do such a thing.
Didn't he tell her that the emperor hates people who behave rudely? Does Sigui want to please the emperor or dislike him?
Yuan Dai couldn't control so much, she was really frightened by Tian Tian.
After drinking a pot of tea, the sweet and greasy taste dissipated a lot, but there was still a bit of bitterness at the base of the tongue.
Yuan Dai was forced to tears. She couldn't help but look up at Xiao Ling with tears in her eyes, "Your Majesty, do you really... like to eat?"
Xiao Ling's face didn't turn red when he told the lie. He nodded and said, "I like it."
Yuan Dai:......
Yuan Dai hesitated to speak, and her dissatisfaction with Xiao Ling dissipated a bit, because at this time, it was sympathy that got the upper hand.
It seems that Xiao Ling not only has a bad brain, but also has bad taste buds.
How pitiful.
What's the point of becoming an emperor?
Yuan Dai couldn't help but think of the TV series she watched before time travel. Some emperors seemed to be prosperous when they were young, but in fact they had a lot of problems. When they got old, they were retaliated by their concubines, depriving them of food and drink.
He was cuckolded and died miserably on the bed.
Xiao Ling:..........
Xiao Ling didn't know where Yuan Dai saw these messy things.
But he can say with great certainty and certainty that he will never be such a useless emperor.
Smart people have already left a way out for themselves, so how could they have fallen to this point?
He will never let anyone get on top of him.
Since Xiao Ling loves sweets and her sense of taste is also abnormal due to an abnormal brain, Yuan Dai's plan can only end in failure.
Yuan Dai thought for a while, made up an excuse and planned to run away.
"Well, Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that... I haven't finished reading the book yet, so I went back to read first!"
Xiao Ling couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, "Are you still reading?"
return?
return??
return???
What do you mean, you look down on people, right?
Who says she doesn't read? If she reads for a long time every night, is it good for her to experience a diverse life?
These are very meaningful things!
Xiao Ling:..........
"Then I have to ask, what kind of books are you reading?"
This question stopped Yuan Dai. She racked her brains and thought for a while, "Well, I have read... "Female Virtues", yes! That's right, it is "Female Virtues". I studied it day and night, and now I have
It’s like memorizing it all by heart!”
"back."
Yuan Dai met Xiao Ling's look, and Xiao Ling raised her eyebrows, and it was clearly written on her face: Carry it, why don't you carry it?
Yuan Dai's face turned red from suppressing it. After a while, she had an idea, "Virtue Girl!"
"Let's see, does it count as memorizing everything?"
Xiao Ling: "...Don't be clever, and don't memorize it backwards. Just memorize any of the sentences. It's not difficult, right?"
【...The Dog Emperor is not done yet, right?】
Yuan Dai clasped her fingernails, feeling a little flustered.
[I’ve never carried this thing before, how do I know how to carry it? 】
[How about I just recite this sentence blindly? Anyway, the Dog Emperor is a man who probably has never read the Virtues of Women.]
Yuan Dai thought for a while, drained almost all the knowledge reserves in her brain, and then said, "It is virtue for a woman to have no talent!"
Xiao Ling:..........
It is true that he has never read Women's Virtues, but if he remembers correctly, this sentence comes from "The Words of Elder Ande", right?
Yuan Dai is stupid herself, so why should she treat him as a fool?
Xiao Ling randomly pulled out a book from his bookshelf and said, "Come here, you are not allowed to leave until you have finished copying half of it today."
What?
Yuan Dai looked at the book, which was as thick as a brick, and almost dropped her jaw in shock.
After copying for half an hour, Yuan Dai felt like her hands were about to rot. She was cursing in her heart while copying.
【Emperor Dog, you are not a human being!】
【You are not allowed to house】
[Injured by a car on the road]
【Being cuckolded when old】
[You gave birth to a baby without an asshole]
Xiao Ling:..........
Yuan Dai was cursing and then suddenly became quiet again. Xiao Ling looked over with some confusion and saw Yuan Dai's face was earth-colored and her torso was twisting and twisting like an earthworm.
Xiao Ling sighed and couldn't help but said: "What's wrong?"
Yuan Dai took a deep breath, holding back her strong desire and overflowing tears, "Lost in the white space, the retention of the large intestine, after all, cannot match the tenderness of paper."
Xiao Ling: "...Speak carefully."
"I want to poop."
Xiao Ling just took a sip of water and almost spit it out, "Can you speak more politely..."
[It’s all my fault. I said it tactfully and you didn’t understand. If I said it directly, you said I was vulgar and difficult to serve.]