He stretched out two fingers and pinched Yuan Dai's lips, making them look like a sausage mouth.
Yuan Dai's eyes suddenly widened and she struggled violently.
[Nima! Dog Emperor, don’t pinch my mouth! Don’t pinch my beautiful little cherry mouth into a sausage mouth for me!]
Xiao Ling said: "Dai Dai, do you know when you are most beautiful?"
Yuan Dai shook her head.
Xiao Ling: "When I'm not talking."
"Stop talking later and just follow me."
Yuan Dai:..........
[If you don’t let her speak, won’t it cost her her life? 】
【People have mouths to talk!】
Xiao Ling and Yuan Dai walked outside together. Although Yuan Dai closed her mouth, she had more words in her heart.
[The Dog Emperor is an absolutist monarch! He only treats himself as one who only respects himself!]
[They don’t let me speak! Doesn’t this deprive me of my legitimate rights as a citizen? I don’t accept it! 】
[Draw a circle and curse you, the dog emperor eats instant noodles without seasoning packets, oh no, there were no instant noodles in ancient times, so there was no paper when pooping, water was stuck between the teeth when drinking, and leaves tripped over leaves while walking.]
Xiao Ling:..........
Yuan Dai was obviously the only one around him, but Xiao Ling had the illusion that there were about ten people beside him, chattering in his ears so much that he was going to explode?
Xiao Ling rubbed the center of his brows and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
"Okay, you'd better talk."
Yuan Dai immediately laughed.
"How is it? Do you regret it? Do you feel that life is a little less interesting without my voice?"
"Do you feel like you can't sleep at night and don't know how to eat?"
Xiao Ling:……..
Then the two of them went to find Xiao Ping. When they arrived, Xiao Ping was having fun in the palace.
He held a beautiful woman in his arms, and she held a wine bottle in her hand, pouring it into Xiao Ping's mouth gently and carefully.
Xiao Ping's wrinkled face is full of smiles, he is covered with fat all over his body, and his fat hands are quite restless. The picture of Beauty and the Beast is quite eye-catching.
"Your Majesty, Emperor Xiao and Queen Yuan from Eastern Europe are here."
The smile on Xiao Ping's face suddenly disappeared and he sat up, "Are they coming?"
What are they here for?
Could it be that I can't bear it anymore?
After all, the two of them have been detained here by him for another seven days, and now they can finally hold their anger no longer.
Xiao Ping sneered. Since everyone was here, he naturally had no intention of letting people go back just like that. He would have to fish out one or two cities before letting them go.
This was also Xiao Ping's original plan.
"Let them in."
Xiao Ling and Yuan Dai walked in together immediately.
"After much trouble, we plan to return today."
Xiao Ling got straight to the point and didn't hide anything.
Xiao Ling's attitude was direct, not at all like Xiao Ping's imagination of begging him in a low voice, which made him feel quite unbalanced.
When he turned around again, he saw that Yuan Dai was still wearing bright red clothes! Xiao Ping's face suddenly turned darker.
Is this an attitude of asking for help? This is clearly provoking him!
Xiao Ping sneered and said: "Nephew Xiao can leave of course, but after all, I have stayed with my uncle for so long, so I have to leave one or two cities as gifts. You can come when you want, and leave when you want.
What do you think the palace is?"
Xiao Ling was naturally unwilling to be outdone, "What if I insist on leaving?"
"Then - don't blame me as an uncle for being rude."
The two people's eyes met, and for a moment, the atmosphere in the room became tense.
After a brief look at each other, Xiao Ping gradually lost his battle.
Xiao Ling's eyes were so aggressive. Just looking at you coldly made you break into a cold sweat. Not to mention that Xiao Ling was much taller than him. When he looked at him condescendingly,
It's an overwhelming advantage.
Xiao Ping told himself in his heart.
calm.
Now that Xiao Ling has everyone in his hands, what can he do? As long as he doesn't give the order, Xiao Ling won't be able to leave the palace!
Thinking of this, Xiao Ping laughed twice.
It seemed that it was time to give his good nephew some color and let him know what the attitude of a prisoner should be.
Xiao Ping clapped his hands and ordered confidently: "Come here, tie Xiao Ling up for me."
Xiao Ping's voice fell.
one second,
two seconds,
Three seconds...
Nearly ten seconds passed, but there was still no reply. The palace was quiet, except for a gust of cold wind blowing in from the door, which made people feel goosebumps all over their bodies.
Xiao Ping increased his volume again, "Here comes someone! Where is the person?!"
Still no response.
He looked panicked and had a vague premonition in his heart. He raised his head again and met Xiao Ling's half-smiling look. Xiao Ling said unhurriedly: "Uncle, keep calling people."
"Let's see...will anyone come?"
Xiao Ping's face was flustered and ugly, "What did you do!"
"The palace is heavily guarded. Even if you bribe the people in my palace, you can't escape from the palace!"
"I advise you to stop as soon as possible. Maybe I will consider letting you go."
"Buying people in the palace? Uncle, you underestimate me too much and think too highly of yourself."
Xiao Ling smiled, but in the next second, he suppressed his smile and said, "Someone, arrest Xiao Ping."
The people who had not come even after Xiao Ping had called so hard just now arrived in less than two seconds after Xiao Ling gave the order.
These people rushed forward, grabbed Xiao Ping's hand, and pressed down on his neck. Xiao Ping suddenly showed an embarrassed posture with his head bent.
At this time, he still didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the situation, and was still shouting, "What are you doing? Have you forgotten who is your master and who is the emperor of the Jade Kingdom?! Here we are!
Then you will all die! You will all die!"
"Before others die, uncle should worry about himself first."
With that said, Xiao Ling slowly walked in the direction of Xiao Ping. Her shoes made a crisp sound when she stepped on the floor. Every sound was like the sound of death coming from hell, clasping on Xiao Ping's heartstrings.
His heartbeat suddenly accelerated.
Xiao Ling slowly leaned down, and the tall figure cast a shadow in front of Xiao Ping. Xiao Ping subconsciously wanted to raise his head, but couldn't.
Xiao Ling stretched out her hand and patted his face.
This action was extremely insulting, and Xiao Ping was so angry that his face turned green.
Xiao Ling said calmly: "Next time uncle tries to be clever, remember to weigh yourself first."